>>129461632
yuh yuh
Taylor has a stinky pusi
Happy Birthday Ava!Happy Birthday Victoria!Happy Birthday Seal!And the rest...
Taylor
TayTayPussyTrouble.gif
>>129475783what
>>129475777
>>129475792kys
And so this is the part where all the posters post a pop girl doing things related to Disney Worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouzqCJcYAL0
>>129475845<3>>129475838go fuck yourself loser
disnooly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhfJ556Ep7U
>>129475749imagine getting a kiss from ariana but you have to wear a fuckass mickey mouse costume while it happens
Tooly Kingdom, Epcooly, Animooly Kingdom, Toolywood Studios>>129475856^_^
>hey little girl i wanna dance with youbird's favorite cartoon
>>129475792livvy! <3
What do clairo's feet taste like?
>>129475964Can't even see em...
I Lover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssYXDYuuxdcits on!
>>129475964Froot Loops and white vinegar
secretary of wooly
baby keem
Koilee analog horror (but instead of horror it's adorableness)https://youtu.be/g9d4Olrv_0s
>>129475909stop, I can only get so hard
Let's play a game, there is a website where opera/broadway singers and singing instructors describe pop girls by singing technique and style. I'll post some of the reviews they left on wpop girls and you try to guess who they were talking about. Let's see how well you know your faves.This one is a gen z pop girl>light and airy voice, known for sensitive and emotive deliveries>despite criticism for "whispery" vocals, she demonstrates good control over her voice>relies on emotion over technique, but possesses great phrasing and articulation>best feature is her head voice, described as bright, clear and piercing>Emphasizes legato, providing smooth transitions and flow>relatively small vocal range, but makes good use of the notes she can hit consistently>Overall technique rating C+/B-This one should be pretty easy.
>>129476278Billie
>>129476278Biwwie
>>129476278how would they feel about either NBA youngboy or beabadoobee
I feel a hard tiny turd peeking out from my butthole
>>129476293>>129476315I should not have included the "whisper" and Gen Z part. Made it too obvious. Yeah, it's Billie. Next.>Her lower register and "raspyness" are the highlight of her voice>Loves to use growls and distortion for style and dramatic flare>Performs in a sensual manner, her delivery is rich and raw, but unpolished>tends to have trouble hitting high notes and lack of good belting technique>head voice underdeveloped, but she's improving on it>Emphasized tone and attitude over technical perfection>Overall technique rating: B-/B
>>129476450Chappell or miley
>>129476450Rihanna
>>129476450ive listened to 2 olivia rodrigo songs in my life but im finna lock her in on this one
im finna
>>129476479>>129476520>>129476525Wrong, and I actually kinda disagree with the critics descriptions of her tbqh.
I love Halls See
why lola young so fat
tooly powers
>>129476450Anyways, it was Dua Lipa.Here's another easy one.>She has a pleasant timbre that can be described as sweet and gentle>Likes to convey different emotions, rhythms and articulation to match the mood of her songs>comfortable using a dark lower register, but voice sounds more feminine and peppy when going higher>small vocal range, struggles when singing higher notes>live performances have been heavily criticized (rightfully so) for being off key, even though she tends to not do much choreo or movement>relies heavily on head voice for high notes because she lacks proper chest voice/belting technique>Overall technique rating: D/D+
Its ALMOST Olivia's Birthday!!!!!1!!!
>>129476540No way it's Dua?
>>129476641It was.
>>129476641>>129476628How is her delivery unpolished wtf
>>129476628taylor
>>129476628olivia rodrigo final answer
>>129476628>tends to not do much choreo or movementTayble Stiff
>>129476661ntm
>>129475749Why'd she betray Nickelodeon?
>>129476649These are high level opera and theatre singers rating them, they have a very high grading curve.
>>129476668Eye fucking HATE you X-(
which popstar would you let kick you in the ballsnot a wimpy kick either a make you pass out and puke type kick
>>129476706Billie or Chappell would be fun
>>129476706Olivia with big heeled boots
>>129476730yes please
>>129476654>>129476671Yeah, it was Taylor lol. Next also pretty easy I think>Able to mimic the tones and voices of other singers in her range near perfectly>Has no issue maintaining demanding notes for long periods of time>Has an impressive mixed belting technique, allowing her to hit high notes with without strain or breaking, though lacks control and power at times>weak and inconsistent lower register, lacking breath support>unpolished diction and articulation, leading to some of her singing being incomprehensible>Lots of tension and stress at times when singing runs across multiple notes>Overall rating: B+/A-
>>129476749Ari
>>129476756Yeah, that one was easy. Next.>Her raspy upper register, grit and unique diction set her apart from other singers>Often described as "singing in cursive", using stylized, somewhat muted, and blended pronunciation of words>youthful and feminine timber, but weak lower register>strong midrange, struggles with tone when going high>incorporates rock-style vocal distortion at times with good technique>Uses tension in her jaw and throat when going high to simulate vibrato, which is not a healthy way to do it>Overall rating: C
akebamazeflawaz
>>129476866Halsey?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GOAT!!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LIV HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY
Happy Fucking Birthday You All American Bitch! I LOVE YOU OLIVIA RODRIGO I love youuuu!!!
>>129476899Yep, nice job. Next one is funny because it caused a lot of anger in the comments for not being higher rated. Here's a tip, she's almost never brought up here.>Her phrasing and emotional delivery is second to none>dark and rich tone, singing style sounds like an intimate conversation at times>incorporates subtle ornaments in her phrases, such as little trills, growls and quick transitions from head to chest voice to add impact>Weaker lower register than you would expect, but perfect use of her middle range and airy, ethereal head voice>very bad use of chest voice, strains herself heavily to push higher notes out as a result>complete lack of breadth support, leading to pitchy live performances and missing notes occasionally>Suboptimal singing technique, she is more of an artist than a vocalist>Overall Rating: B-
>>129476966Lana Del Taco
>>129476966
>>129476989>>129477002WRONG
>>129477010Is this just contemporary pop girls or does this include more classic acts?>K*** B***
>>129476966bjork
>>129477038>>129477042Girls that debuted in 2000 and later for the most part. There's a few that are from before 2000, but to limit the choices I'll only include more "modern" girls.
Automatic, systematicFull of color, self-containedTune that channel to your boxCaptivating, stimulatingShe's such a sexy GracieFilled with space age designShe's moving, she's groovingDancing untill the music stops, nowYeah
I'm stumped. Amy?
>>129476966Lorde
>>129476966>>129477119I don't think anyone here will get it because no one ever brings her up. It's Adele. Next.>bright and girlish voice, lower register thins out when she goes too low though>underdeveloped breadth support leads her to have trouble belting higher notes, but she's improving in this area>tends to sound out of breadth and tense when doing longer shows as a result of this>highlight of her singing ability is her head voice, her light and airy voice blends perfectly with her middle register producing a beautiful contrast>Solid mixed voice, mixing her head and chest voice effortlessly>shows considerable promise, has built a good technical foundation and has an inclination for musical phrasing>Overall rating: B-
>>129477139chappell rowing or some shit
I was thinking Adele but the lower register thing threw me off completely.>>129477139Is this Sabrina?
>>129477151>>129477163Not Chappy or Bina.
>>129477139Livvy
can we continue in like 7 hours i wanna sleep
Id love nothing more then to slit Adele's throat
>>129477191I second this
>>129477188Yes! Last one for today. The glaze on this one is off the charts lol.>extremely well trained and dynamic voice>near perfect classical style delivery, exemplary breadth support and great use of forward placement to change brightness of voice at will>distinctive and unique phrasing allowing her to communicate a wide range of emotions depending on the genre>effortlessly uses simple melisma, tone manipulation and distortion to change texture of songs, alters her mouth and vowel shaping for expression>thanks to impressive breadth support, has ability to hold notes for extended periods with minimal fatigue>Smoothly connects notes in a flowing seamless line knowing when to input dramatic weight or sweetness>dark and healthy lower register, relaxed and open middle register, resonant and powerful belts with perfect vibrato>While her voice could be seen as nasally and shouty earlier in her career, she has since change her default voice to be more of an operatic style to correct this >incredible stamina and endurance, able to maintain pitch and diction despite long intensive shows>weakest part of her game was her head voice, which lacks projection and control, but has improved it considerably in the past couple of years>Overall rating: A+/S
>>129477258Celine Dion
My name's not Megan
>>129477258Beyonce
>>129477270>>129477280nope
>>129477258Susan Boyle
>>129477298Yes! jk
>>129477258Anyways, I'm going to sleep now, so I'll just post who it was. It's Gaga. There's still dozens upon dozens of pop girlies to keep playing with so tune in next time.
>>129477350Oh, and I'll also post links to the site once the game concludes if you're curious about the comments and the full "review" of each girl.
Just take a look, its in a book, its DUA LIPA!!!!!!
Unironically /wpop/ is the best thread on /mu/
>>129477602always has been
Cake and ice cream with Olivia "Close Your Eyes and Make A Wish" Rodrigo
Dua "Gift Card" Lipa
>>129477473This picture has made me no longer attracted to her, thank you. Now i need a picture to make me stop being attracted to Olivia but i know that's impossible.
>>129478300You sound like you've always needed an excuse to cut off your cock and balls. Do it, millions upon millions will still jerk to her and believe she's beautiful. You hate yourself and just have no taste. Nothing of value will be lost.
>>129477602wpop x kpop alliance
bina and her hoes
Worthless bitch jerked me off with her pits and pink tits. She cuts, fuck her. Gonna miss her pink nipples.
bina cuffing me to the bed and going full cowgirl on my shit
Cowgirl StyleWith a peaceful smileYou are from the templeWon't you stay a while
>>129477258not even gonna check the answer, its Godga
I would marry Gracie Abrams
I love it, got it on repeat & I am hype
Dreaming of diving into Olivia cleave
New LTG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yibyGz8iz3I
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LIVVY AAAAAGGHGHHH
>>129479796this tbqh
OLIVIA'S RODRIGO
Its Olivia's Birthday!!!!!1!!!
>>129479995happy bday to the GOAT
>>129480041<3 the best
>>129480148liveola
>>129475749Are you a bad enough dude to listen to the top 21 Maggie songs?1. Satellite: https://youtu.be/FxhaT1hgBp42. Anywhere With You: https://youtu.be/rhqYKHpiZ3E3. Love You for a Long Time: https://youtu.be/iKYxMnW7bgs4. Celadon & Gold: https://youtu.be/5gwFH-y5HxE5. Split Stones: https://youtu.be/IHi5jq2P_Zk6. Overdrive: https://youtu.be/gigJjgPThYA7. The Kill: https://youtu.be/64J-9g3RftQ8. Shatter: https://youtu.be/gWjr_r5vJzA9. That's Where I Am: https://youtu.be/WdrNXRdkuG410. Together: https://youtu.be/Nn-DhwRUs2U11. One More Afternoon: https://youtu.be/WMfvDeHBikk12. Want Want: https://youtu.be/SylF32J2g8k13. Horses: https://youtu.be/0Da6AvsegGs14. Embers: https://youtu.be/mqkCx2yj_ac15. Symmetry: https://youtu.be/gmE5zgqlgtI16. Wolves: https://youtu.be/G8VxeMPe85Q17. Deep in the Earth: https://maggierogers.bandcamp.com/track/deep-in-the-earth18. Little Joys: https://youtu.be/OqUe2UbVSwk19. Fallingwater: https://youtu.be/bR1d8l92Q8Q20. James: https://youtu.be/Ka5iDC1cZfI21. Don't Forget Me: https://youtu.be/JHh3w5xgSkcFor those seeking something innocent and pure, Creatures, A Love Letter and Drift are also wonderful tunes:https://maggierogers.bandcamp.com/track/creatureshttps://maggierogers.bandcamp.com/track/a-love-letterhttps://maggierogers.bandcamp.com/track/drift
>>129480508https://youtu.be/nK2lA7EzvcA
>>129475802>Why can't I hold all these cats?
>>129477602Grim
We need to stop rewarding mediocrity
>>129480780
>>129480780me when i see addison rae
Yep
https://www.tiktok.com/@epic.battlez7/video/7604525962633432342
>>129480780Me when I see any post-2020 Taylor album get perfect review scores and awards
Young Taylor was so cute it was unreal.
YERR GAAY
>>>/tv/218100475
>>129481249Made for big white mics.
>>129481271bmw?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU9hDzqgLXL/
>>129481404https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_SpEeD9Wr/
>>129481410https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU9hAe-gAFL/
>>129481404>>129481410>>129481421BLACKED
>>129481404>>129481410>>129481421bina furious that her boyfriends are lusting for other girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dkB-KTMB3oIt's up!
katz deli the game
for a bagel that went viral
Gracie will be a better actress than a pop star, watch
How about... you're a Jewish, and you gotta do a boogie oogie oogie until foreskins fall down... so you drop the foreskins on POWER LINES, and then...!*explosion*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nlbLwubdP8
Is Alysa Liu /wpop/ approved?
>>129481992I'm sure she's aight
president tooly getting her tariffoolys shut down by the Tooly Supreme court
>>129481992seen enough of this astroturfed nobody on spee, thank you very much
>>129482156liv <3
>>129482156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8jcVm20XzA
>>129481992this is our third wasian!!
Love seeing all the Kylie Barbies out and about :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :ribbon:
>>129481992Yes based on her music taste.
IN THE BACK OF MY CAR
Laufey, D4vd
D4vd is innocent.
b4rd
D4vd and Megan were in the Epstein files
Work is too FAST, actually!
>>>/tv/218101322
https://youtu.be/79M2lSVZiY4?si=g3tDdnHgsUMO0O0_
>>129482549https://youtu.be/x5HoqqG6K7Q?t=13s
>>129482549I grew up very religious and wasn't allowed to watch TV, play video games or listen to secular music as a kid. I've gotten into music and movies since then but never got into video games
What about this game https://youtu.be/rJ6lhk86LYQ
SHANEE
Halseyfag was a raped cultist
bonzi tooly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRTHPPnU8oY
>>129482602check out fortnite its got a lot of wpop girls in it
I remember one time in school, I had an X-Men coloring book, and the teacher looked over and said, "Hmm. X-Men, huh? There's women in there too, aren't there? That's kinda sexist." And I said, "Well, what's wrong with being sexy?" Nah, I didn't say that :)But I've always remembered that, because it's a good point. I guess "X-People" just doesn't sound as good.
>>129482751That reminds of policeman officer from Hot Fuzz
>>129482751Classic James
>>129482602I grew up interfaith. Muslim father, Catholic mother.
Laaaauhhhh
>>129482156strawberry fields forever
the central park tourist attraction in jew york
>>129483634Strawberry Fields is a big homeless hangout too, but haven't been up that way in a few years, so maybe that's changed
Umm I may not know you well but if you could provide me a list of hidden gems for a Jew York trip, I would appreciate ^_^
https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Gay+Glory+Holes&find_loc=New+York%2C+NY
>>129483712
Choli won.
Katy is now Canadian royalty. Your faves could never.
the "shattering like glass" singer > fadty
>>129483707Yeah once you arrive at Penn station, take the LIRR to sheepshead bay. There's a ton to do out there, especially for tourists!
>>129483707just go the bronx and force your way into interactions with locals in the most transplant way possible
AYYYY IM WALKIN ERE
>>129482739https://www.instagram.com/stories/nancywilson/3836403850517830909
Everything I've learned about Halseyfag has been against my will
>>129483827You know why so many Italian guys are named Tony? When they arrived at Ellis Island from Italy they were wearing signs that said "To NY"
To OLY
>>129483793Katy is a nonstop humiliation ritual of the highest order. Imagine unironically dating Trudeau.
*staccato strings*OIOI WOZ DOIYEENG FUH YEW>I-E-I-E-I VEE-VEE-VEE>I-E-I-E-I VEE-VEE-VEE>BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR BURBURBURBUR
>>129483880Ashnikko poster
>>129483902https://youtu.be/qcpVWXblj3s
>>129483809>>129483869>>129483906Hey Halseyfan. Ever listen to Split Stones?>>129480218
>>129483793heh
i want a bf so badwpop for this feel?
>>129484077swiftie bf?
>>129484077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3SqUUoJjW8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_rw1C9eG_Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p15MdpVAO0basically lana but listen responsibly
>>129483877they sorta pair well together im happy for them
>>129484077This but with a girlfriendLast experience with a man was so shit it reset me back to factory settings
>>129483840I dont have insta
>>129484284spill the tea, what happened
>>129484284implying your same sex attraction to guys was learned behavior?or like your attraction to girls is more core to you and the attraction to guys wanes depending on the season?^^^ thats how it is for me
>>129484287Didn't work out, a lot of mental stress and drama>>129484302I'll go a bit too woke here but since gender is a spectrum, it's easier to explain it asI like femininity, regardless of biological gender.
>>129484330o ok well that seems pretty normal i've heard that a bunch and someone close to me is like that too,I'm fucked cause I like cute girls and on rare occasions big strong guys @_@
I'm drunk. Ask me anything. Sorry Dad. I did something haram...again.
>>129484470You liked at interspecies gay porn again huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyY8EVF9ybc
>>129484490Looked***
alcohol is bad for you spiritually it disconnects you from your astral bodybut enjoy your night ninevah I think i'll drink sometime in the spring its been a while
>>129484470your fav albums any genre
chappy
breaking tooly
Toolymandias
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RoaLAykUNQ
chappell roan
>>129484611
>>129484551Screaming for VengeanceSabbath Bloody Sabbath Surrender Piece of MindHot Rats
>>129484611>>129484621walking std
>>129484611I love her and jenna ortega I might be g*y (im a boy)
>>129484677i also love jenna!!
>>129484490>>129484513Not my thing. I'm straight. I am a voraphile, though.
>>129484551>>129484626AlsoElectric MudSelling England by the PoundThe Chronic DamagedSongs of PraiseHear Nothing, See Nothing, Say Nothing Hail the New Dawn
My job is excruciating physical agony
>>129484728you're like me!! but what are we gonna do? we're into visibly lesbian girls hows it gonna work out for us??
>>129484677>>129484728My favorite ex kinda looks like Jenna but shorter and thinner
>>129484865i will continue to long for jenna and chappy
>>129484825>I am a voraphile, though.
>constantly ranting about muh degeneracy>is a vore fago i am laffin
vword magfag
Imagine Nineveh's hard drive
zword bina
already feel nostalgia for imaginal disk
>>129477258Alright I'm back. Things are getting too weird itt, so it's time to pick up where we left off. Rules are here>>129476278Let's start off with a funny one>Unique and instantly recognizable voice, carries slight rasp and airiness in the mid range>bright and breathy low notes and resonant emotional belts, but uneven vibrato and tension when going high>Highlight of her voice is a warm falsetto, providing a light, flute-like pitch which she can effortlessly do at will>has almost never had a performance where she hasn't become pitchy or off key, and often sounds nasally in live settings>A lot of her vocal issues seem to stem from nervousness, sounds better on tour than when performing to a general audience>attempts to do melismas and riffs occasionally, but they always sound unpolished and off key>has not improved much throughout her career>Overall Rating: C-/CGuess who it is.
Billie will be the biggest pop star of the 2030s, while Taylor will finally fall out of relevancy.
Billie
>>129485016 Chappel Groan
>>129485016>has not improved much throughout her careerCan't be Chappell since she hasn't had much of a career yet. Idk Selena?
>>129485043Not Chappy>>129485071Not Selena either
>>129485016which site is this?
>>129485091I'll reveal it at the end, otherwise obviously it would kill the game.
>>129484287https://x.com/dailyroan/status/2024681248430461050
>>129484901>>129484909>>129484911>>129484950I like to imagine my prey's ghost living inside me post-digestion. They'd become my permanent companion.
>>129485076WOOHOO *clap clap clap*
>>129485096oh okay I just wanted to see some for singers who will never be posted here
*hugs tooly*
>>129485016Camila
>>129485099okay
>>129485130taytay
>Ashnikkofag a creepy violent bipolar dude with pedophilic desires>Maggiefag a secret vorefagnot one normal nigga on here
Who's the most normal poster
>>129485186thinking about my bestie gaganon. hope he comes back.
>>129485193Fuck you
>>129485186Me
>>129485186everyone here is shoot on the spectrum
>>129485193he would probably still be here if you weren't spamming about raping and killing him have you ever thought of that
>>129485186Kylieposter (not me)
>>129485099not very pro-natalist of you
>>129485224lol noBut tank you ^_^
>>129485016miley cyrus
>>129485130>>129485164>>129485228Blame Mileena. Learning her maneater fatality at a tender age did funny things to me when pubing out.
>>129485121>>129485316Nope.>>129485016I really doubt anyone will get this one because no one here talks about her other than to bully her. It's Katy Perry. Next.>Possesses a light, sweet voice that's maintained a youthful sound throughout the years>Her lower register is light and airy and although she can maintain very accurate pitch in lower register, but breadth support fails when going too low>her voice becomes fuller when going high, but she struggles with tension in the throat and tongue leading to tonal issues>Highlight is her head voice, her bright and airy tone shines here while maintaining clarity, and she uses her falsetto with ease>her girlish tone is sometimes a turnoff to some people>Overall Rating: C
>>129485352damn I was gonna guess katy too this ones tough too im gonna go with carly rae jepsen or avril lavigne.....my pop knowledge is limited
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSOlBxHjKMe/
>>129485099Why do you talk like the Zodiac killer
Official "koileefag watching kylie interviews in bed" simulator !https://youtu.be/XRlTo7LWf5g
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSo3PcrDqho/
>>129485568i don't understood what they are saying
>>129484950https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14341826&tags=mileena+blowjob+
>>129485186Me because I'm not gay
>>129485432>carly rae jepsen You go it.>>129485352Next. >wide vocal range and sharp tone that she can expertly project over anything>her vibrato is one of her strongest tools, can make her notes have a mystical quality unique to her genre>incredible performance stamina and breadth control, can engage in engaging choreo without changing pitch or running out of breath throughout an entire show>great and controlling cracks in her voice to convey emotions>dark and well supported lower notes, albeit sometimes inconsistent in live performances; as she ascends to higher notes she shows a youthful and feminine timbre>While her mixed voice is strong, she does show some tension in the throat and jaw when belting, but powers through it with her stamina>Can sound shouty and strained when going belting too high, avoids hitting her upper limit often due to inconsistent intonation>Head voice is underdeveloped and underutilized, but still feels connected to her other registers>can go into whistle register, but does so infrequently>has a tendency to push herself too far sometimes, and having to dial back future performances to accommodate, leading to inconsistent shows>Overall rating: B/B+
>>129485186Halseyfag is a failed normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOl1oIhvJlo
>>129485603LANA
>>129485587Ouch. Nino is a freak
>>129485710No...
>>129485603Bey?
>>129485731Not Bey either.
>>129485603Chappell
>>129485748Not chappy. I guess I can give a hint, there's a particular poster obsessed with her that shows up here occasionally. Might have given it away.
>>129485603Marina
>>129485603Hayley Williams?
>>129485804Yeah, it's Hayley>>129485603Next one will be in the next thread.
>>129485811Nice. I started as a Hayley poster before Halsey desu
cute jew!!!
many micas
>>129485989
