Why does the media keep sucking his dick?
>>129479563he is not even a musician
efforts from the US govt to gain back control of the caribbean from China
>>129479563Because chicks like his music for some reason.
>>129479563i only know this guy for playing a character in some Brad Pitt comedy movie that dies 5 minutes after being introduced
>>129481146Pretty funny scene. I can almost forgive him for all the slop he's putting out.
>>129479563why do you keep sucking his dick?
He has the voice of someone who wouldn’t have even made it past the first round of judges on American Idol. His voice is genuinely fucking terrible with no range or tone.
Anyone who watched his Super Bowel halftime show and didn't understand the very clear message, you're either dumb, lying, or so brainwashed there's no hope. Secondly, some actually like his music, inexplicably.
>>129479563he has good music for spanish speaking sex havers. if you don't like rap, don't speak spanish and dont have sex you probably won't get it.
>>129482041I haven't met anyone who isn't a woman or a fag like his music.
>>129482065Pedro Pascal does. Oh wait you already said fags, nvm
>>129481495explain this message please im dying for a race war thread a racially aggressive discussion is exactly what /mu/ needs
>>129479563its a lefty/foreign political agenda to destroy america and its culture
>>129479563why do you keep letting him live rent-free in your head?
Anti-white anti-heterosexual propaganda, don’t you know ICE is bad?
the only thing stronger than hate is love
>>129482082just look at the visuals, don't need to understand one lyric. machetes swinging, hordes of foreign flags marching into your living room, rows of spread legs and asses humping toward the camera.
So far ive only seen chuds crying about him on 4chan. Ive yet to see the media even talk about him
>>129482041>if you don't like rap, don't speak spanish and dont have sex you probably won't get it.Haha... can i please ask to be reborn as a Japanese neet in my next life? living in latin america and being outright filtered out of the gene pool due to sexual selection just because i don't like booty shaky music is just too cruel
>>129479563Advertising works really well on retards and most people are retards.
>>129484193then you live under a rock
>mediaAsk Ye, he'll give it to you straight
>>129484241really?https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2020865366646517761/vid/avc1/720x1280/GQ8LVYaJ3MkXcbXM.mp4https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2020870519525171200/vid/avc1/576x1024/gWdc3YcT2giH8DiU.mp4
>>129479563They announced him for the super bowl and that got people upset because they dont want to see a toned down version of six nine slurring his words for an american audience. That is literally his vocal delivery. The fact people said it was racist is disingenuous because he is to reggaeton what scott staph is to post grunge or what chiodos are to post hardcore. These arent exactly the greatest singers. They are acquired tastes and not everyone can get behind their vocal style. Here is daddy yankee doing reggaeton and you can actually understand what he is saying https://youtu.be/DiItGE3eAyQ?si=0t6_DChvHAVTrwRw
>>129479563Ticks the right boxxes with analsex with other men and piercings while not being "too androgynous" with makeup and slim fit
>>129484234just hire prostitutes, dude
>>129481495I got the message, I just don't agree with itYes, kids who "like" the latest uglyass sneakers or hoodie cause its "in"
>>129484193>beleives makeup on men is "too much", unlike Bad Bunny's tasteless scrap metal in the face>calls others chuds
>this is who /mu/chuds are seething abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBc8FF5LGgI love Bad Bunny now
>>129479563He's the most popular musician in the US. Why WOULDN'T he get attention? This is like some out-of-touch old person in 1983 complaining about 'that Michael Jackson fella' and demanding more Perry Como on the radio.
>>129485693Such a punchable face and Im talking about Bad Bunny and not the rest of the band
>>129485693Jokes on you, its region blocked
>>129485700Except MJ didn't get pushed before the fact, circular argument
>>129485828This degenerate takes money from the Chavista government in Venezuela...Otherwise u gringos wouldn't know like u don't know Julio Voltio and Cosculluela...
Here come the "ummm you should actually listen to Residente and Nach for the real latino music" nerds
>>129485693>snot collecting nose piercing
>>129485911You totally sold me, dude, Im totally into cucking and hyping up the hispanic party Im not welcomed to
real talk u wouldn't call yourself bad bunny unless u was mad gay
>>129485940I dont like latino music, but they would be right since Bad Bunny recycles the 20 years old Puta De Gasolina drumloop
Praising Bad Bunny's music is like praising Macarena
>>129485980And unlike Prince, Bad Bunny looks like an aids-patientI guess aids-chick is the new androgynous look for male musicians
>>129485990So does Residente lmao
>>129485940Proper latino music is stuff like Jose Jose, Mon Laferte, pre-reggaeton era Shakira, Luis Miguel, Juan Gabriel. There's plenty of songs in Spanish that are well made from a technical standpoint, with amazing vocals that transmit the passion that characterizes the culture and at least decent lyrics.It's just that at some point during the 2010s it all suddently went to shit and "latino music" became a synonym of shitty repetitive percussion (you know the one) and vocals people who can't even sing pumping autotune up the ass talking about muh dick and asshole licking.I blame Caribbean people. How come the whole culture ended up being represented by brown beach people shaking their ass while drinking cheap coctails from coconuts and partying and fucking every day till 4am?The bad bunny superbowl thing? Retards see it as some sort of "representation" for latinos, for me watching it felt like a humiliation ritual on a global scale, celebrating all the shameful aspects of latin american culture without highlighting a single one of the things that we can actually feel proud about.But retards gobble it up so I guess I'm just a bitter schizo incel? haha...
so much seethe. I'm not going to listen to residente or los prisioneros. that's music for virgins.
>>129482455>>129482796This, liberals want everyone speaking Spanish in our glorious white anglo communities like Sacramento, San Fransisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Santa Ana, Costa Mesa, San Juan Capistrano, Santa Barbara, San Clemente, Santa Cruz, Santa Monica, San Jose, Los Alamitos, Cerritos, Aliso Viejo, Camarillo, Ventura, Catalina, Santa Maria, El Centro, Sierra, Las Vegas, San Antonio, Yuma, Santa Fe, Amarillo, Miami, Tampa, Fresno, Hesperia, Ocotillo, Laredo, Montebello, Modesto, Monterrey, Chico, and Reno just to name a few. I simply cannot fathom why there are so many Spanish speakers in these communities, truly a huge mystery we will never solve.
>>129486303Your loss
>>129486293Luis Miguel sucks assHe only sang covers of english songs but in spanish
his music is terrible. I don’t even hate him, he was good in happy gilmore 2. But his music is so generic spicshit
>>129486303Residente is seriously the worst rapper I've ever heard in my life, I shoot don't know why he gets so much praise in LatAm, he has 0 flow, his rhymes are very basic and his lyrics are all surface-levelHe's like J. Cole but somehow worse because at least J. Cole can do different flows even if his lyrics also suck ass
this guy was like fucking three weeks ago dude could you like ask for your new templates and discussion topics already thanks
>>129486708agreed guy is corny as hell. I wouldn't even compare him to jcole. He's more like logic.>he has 0 flow, his rhymes are very basic and his lyrics are all surface-levelmy thoughts exactly>don't know why he gets so much praise in LatAmi think it's the nostalgia for a lot of people, and also because he acted like he took rap seriously despite being terrible at it, with the dullest flows and picking terrible beats. and finally for "winning" the beef with j balvin even though j balvin never replied at all. mind you j balvin has way better music overall.
>>129486708>Residente is seriously the worst rapper I've ever heard in my life, I shoot don't know why he gets so much praise in LatAm, he has 0 flow, his rhymes are very basic and his lyrics are all surface-level>He's like J. Cole but somehow worse because at least J. Cole can do different flows even if his lyrics also suck assI feel this exact way but about Trueno
>>129479563Because Latinx penis tastes zesty
>>129482455America doesn't have any """culture"""" you kike faggot
>>129488899I just wanna kiss my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer
>>129486020Prince was an actual musician, so no matter how irritating he could be sometimes, I respected his talent too.>>129486410Such a bad faith argument. I'd gladly give Mexico the southwest back if I never had to hear Spanish in Pennsylvania again.
>>129490317You’re responding to b8, he’s made that comment dozens of times in the last several weeks on /mu/
>>129484234>can i please ask to be reborn as a Japanese neet in my next life?No wonder why Uruguayans are utterly miserable
>>129481177Because OP is always a faggot.
>>129482041I only do the third. He's fucking shit without hearing him. Lololol
>>129490434I'm glad my country has the lowest rate in this picture lmao
>>129479563you know why
>>129479563he's one of the most popular entertainers in the world right now.>>129490434
>>129481124transparent
Look up Belinda, Rocío Durcal, Gustavo Cerati, Chino y Nacho, Roberto Carlos. Good on u naming JuanGa, he's number one. But ur missing some hard hitters if u wanna' blame Caribbeans ur missing the mark: Gloria Estefan (she's Caribbean) Celia Cruz (Caribbean too) Juan Luis Guerra also, Elvis Crespo, older mambo like Dámaso Pérez Prado believe me it's not all reggaeton (but u should check out Nigga). But I do agree we get shit representation but listen, it's bad representation because at least where I'm from censorship is quite strict and life is not exactly idle enough for an avant garde. Sure, Brazil and Colombia once produced Sarcófago and Parabellum respective but life here has a way of assimilating people's minds so few people will notice Bad Bunny makes us look bad.
>>129491173>>129486410Meant for (you)
>>129479563he makes you incels seethe and kvetch and poop your pants so he's based in my book. btw every time you cry about him you are giving him free advertising
>>129491173take your colágeno unc
It’s not white, it’s not heterosexual, and it’s not Christian. What else is there to understand?
>>129479563Latin cum is actually a prized delicacy: it has a very sweet tang surprisingly, with a unmistakable sour aftertaste—pure umami heaven
>>129490434Based Peru
>Spic>Gay>Said bad things about drumpf>Shitty music to advance eternal constant enshitification of the artsThat's basically it.
>>129481124Women's tastes are irrelevant
>>129484234Just commit rape dude. You guys don't even have laws down there.
>>129488899Very suspicious postI don't know who's jewing who anymore >yes goy accept browns invading you because America is a idea!
>>129485940Nobody likes Residente anymore.
>>129482082it was about how great and hard working latinos and brown people in general are and how you should think of the children and accept them into your country and not deport them
>>129479563people in position of power use the media and artists to promote their agenda
>>129485700doubt any english speaking person in a first world country with an iq above 85 ever heard of him before the halftime announcement, NFL is having games in mexico next year for the first time in a while so they forced him init might have somewhat worked if the game was in miami but as expected, it was just awkward and as wildly out of place as having garth brooks do the latin grammys
>>129479563they're still just seething over this
>>129486293>Jose Jose, Mon Laferte, pre-reggaeton era Shakira, Luis Miguel, Juan GabrieAll that shit sucks
>>129481124You mean brown women who are less relevant than black women
>>129486708In Mexico, Calle Trece is certified whitexican 'rap'. Zero presence in the hood
>>129479563To make DRUMFF and ICEis seethe, duh.Anyone who doesn't LOVE his latinX vibe is a chud and should be cancelled.
