https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otBaXCBrEuQ:'(
>>129486240Kys
I wish Hayley was my wife so badly
>>129486240hagley midlliams, worst BY FAR of all mu waifus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUInnzw-1a8>>129486244
>>129486240I completely missed it, sorry Hayleybros.I put some timestamps on interesting topics she talked about in her podcast with that Punker guy from H2O (a band Hayley used to like a lot):https://open.spotify.com/episode/7lbDnhOL3IoHogzd0CKdhVtrolling on the internet (she talks about us kinda lul)2:15:00Hayley talks about magic / occultism a bit you know >>>/x/catalog topics2:32:00Those are the most interesting parts, its long af so skip over...She talks about her overly Christian ultra condescending step dad being super fucking annoying and not allowing her to listen to non-christian music also he tried to sell her school notebooks in e-bay as soon as she started to get famous as a band. He was a prick. Hayley hated him thats why she has a bad view of Christianity overall because she got to experience it's worst aspects tbqh the annoying onesinstead of the good ones.Also she says that her rationship with Josh was not that serious and they didnt even got lovey dovey a lot, at most thye kissed but they never smashed. So yeah Josh was too much of a christianboy goodie two shoes he never got it on, and he got dumped due to being condescending as well. I'm guessing she talks about how people bring Josh a lot because of us lol... We thought that relationship was important, turns out it wasnt. It was whatever. The one that hurt her was the Chud Gilbert one but she came back.
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>>129486861>yeah Josh was too much of a christianboyI called it in a Hayley thread awhile back>>129486917My webm
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>>129486861>Hayley talks about magic / occultism a bit you know >>>/x/catalog topics2:32:00On the Magic topic I think Hayley should read the old ass Renaissance era books of Agrippa she will like them:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWoparZ1xqgIt explains the magical nature of music.Music affects the elements:The elements are governed by number, proportion, and motion.Music is organized motion, music can:stir aircalm or agitate excite heat influence bodily matterAgrippa divides reality into:1. Elemental World (physical material nature)2. Celestial World (planets, stars, harmony)3. Intellectual World (angels, divine intellect, human reason and morality)Music operates in all three at once.Music “pleases” the elements.Agrippa follows the ancient idea that:1. The cosmos is built on harmonic ratios2. The elements are sympathetic to harmony3. When sound matches those ratios, nature itself resonates out physically and within our psyches in the "world within"Music can heal or corrupt, It can summon or disturb, It is not neutral intention and proportion matter.So yeah being a Musician is the road to Witchdom or Wizarddom if you know what you are doing and what emotions you are stirring within the listener of course some of it is totally up to the listener. You notice this the most with purely instrumental music (the purest form of music because you make the story in your mind, its not narrated by a possibly bad lyricist that could ruin it's magic)For example obviously: Sacred chant ≠ tavern music. A gregorian chant has a lot of weight to it and can get to you in a very personal way if you let it and you are kinda in the mood for it, you feel it's power:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE
>>129486926It was an interesting interview overall, Hayley covers a lot of topics, a fuck ton, all her albums and her childhood and what she is doing rn.but its long af and you cannot speed up things in Spotify which SUX.And I still think she lurks /mu/ I seen some Hayley coded posts. But for obvious reasons she wants nothing to do with this shitposting bangladeshi kite testing forum, no relation at all. She is a known artist and she disagrees with us on a lot but thats ok, she is allowed to use her anonymity however she wants.Also she still lurks Twitter and other platforms anonymously under other nicknames. She is still very obessed with the internet always been, she mentions how she used to troll in Punk forums back in the day.>pic relShe has also pirated music lul on Kazaa (she didnt use Limewire)
>>129486917but imagine if she got fat
I think i'm getting better at conspiracyhttps://vocaroo.com/1l5f1BpnneXm
>>129487113who tf makes fan art like that lmao thats so deviantart.com tier>ray_norrI hope he aint like that no mo
>>129487113>When you take 1000 mg of Mirtazapine daily and you get hungry af>>129487118Hayley says how she finds it awkward how that song got popular again in TikTok. She also no longer likes AWKIF because she finds the lyricism and song structure amateurish but she admits it has Sovl because it was made by a bunch of teenagers with Rockstar aspirations.imo its one o the best albums.
>>129487146the whole song is just 1 barre chord. AWKIF uses the same mix of powerchords throughout.It's actually the perfect album to learn guitar because it was written by teenagers
>>129487118>>129487187>https://vocaroo.com/1l5f1BpnneXmI always found that arpeggio in 2:00 beautiful afMaybe they should re-use it in parts of Power Snatch, re-using sections of your own tunes is unironically cute and valid.I don't care how hard or easy it is what matters is that it sounds aesthetic I have already said what is my favorite Paramore song and it's by far this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=u32GKcxFIOUIt carries a powerful forwards motion energy and its basically Prog Punk Rock. It's so damn good.
Sex with milfley
>https://open.spotify.com/episode/7lbDnhOL3IoHogzd0CKdhVHayley also mentions in a section of the interview how she was bullied in school for having a Southie Sandy Cheeks cute accent:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpzJiO7BHwSo she was not one of the popular girls, she tired joining the basketball team to be popular but nobody cared. Then she decided "fuck this" and got home schooled and joined some church to get into music to use the instruments there and joined the choir. She went skating to those church's "music school" practice classes. She didnt do tricks on her stake board just cruising, she remarks this. I guess to not get called a poser. But she was def tomboyish growing up.Anyway I think she hates us for bieng too edgy and bad mannered lole. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>129486342Emily Armstrong is worse
>>129486438>new found glory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfcLcDBII78&list=RDQfcLcDBII78&start_radio=1
>>129487304She getting into that band was in hindsight the worst mistake of her life lulz, oh well...Here is Power Snatch, my fav song is "Hole In The Ceiling" I like it's piano sections, she could improve upon them & make them a bit more complex by arpeggio'ing through more of the scales extending her range but they are memorable enough 2get in my head bc that's what melody is good for, it makes a "meme" within your brain that you can tararararara~ to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7XLVG1fbD4
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>>129487127they just wanna see what she'd look like if she really got big, isn't that what we all want?
>>129487327Yeah, she has dogshit taste in men for sure.The instrumentals on the EP are excellent, but the talky moments can feel super flat. The flatness makes the existential female-specific lyrics really uncomfortable to listen to. I also don't buy into her trauma. She's been a spoiled ass child for most of career.
>>129487369>*BRAAAAP*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8>>129487387Hell no lol>>129487426>Yeah, she has dogshit taste in men for sure.Taylor York was fine but she got with him too late. He matched his real emo gloomy energy, Hayley is only bombastic on concert, irl she prefers to chill out and just be doin introverted hobbies she spends too much time on the interwebz.>She's been a spoiled ass child for most of career.Eye disagree. She no longer has "trauma" just she wants to distance herself from romance because she been heartbroken 3 times in a row, it just hasn't worked out. She will be into it later on gotta give it some time.>but the talky moments can feel super flat. The flatness makes the existential female-specific lyrics really uncomfortable to listen to.The last song is not meant to be taken seriously i think. She is just doing poetry over some tunes that Daniel James composed. She likes poetry a lot. But yeah. She been talking more or less about Taylor York for like 5 years straight lol. It seems that they chat a lot on DMs. I think Hayley doesn't have a lot of female friends that comprehend her, hyper Emo ass Talyor York does comprehend her somewhat because they have a similar "peril", a similar problem, etc.>The instrumentals on the EP are excellentAgreed. Not excellent that would idk something like Genesis, etc. But they are good. Thats Daniel James he is good enough.Dan made some Art Rock before it seems: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_BlueFrom some Rocker fellas at Coppenhagen
>>129487382That one picture of her in just a bra with her tongue out drove me insane when I first saw it, and it still does. Hayley is insanely sexy and nobody else does it for me like her.
>>129488070I think she is cool and badass. There is hotter women than her in the music world. However, i dont care because her tomboish behavior is whats cool and makes her out-do her competition also she makes pretty decent music and she falls within the Rock genre. So yeah, in short: she cool af.
>>129488918She beautiful af
>>129488918is she unique though?
>>129487233You're so pretty...
>>129487233cute hag~ྀི
>>129494523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RyzOfV0CZg
