AI Metal Satur-yay edition
Peakhttps://youtu.be/UU5oE_dRL34
The fuck happened
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129486515Low quality posts
>>129486511Shit band name, not listening
>>129486528Not mine.
>>129486505>Rodential thread (take 2)
>>129486528this one is just as retarded idgi
>>129486548Probably yours. Unlikeable weirdo
>>129486566Dude Chvrches in a metal playlist?!? That's so cool and not lame at all
>>129486587CHVRCHES rule not gonna lie
Nice, OP stopped sucking his dad's dick long enough to make a new thread
I think we should take a page from r/RABM and have a “is it safe to listen to?” thread on here.basically, you name a band and others will tell you if they’re tied to any racism or not. wouldn’t wanna support anything bad!
>>129486519Hey you might like this. I sped these two songs up cuz i felt like it matches the energy better. With this speedup modification on these 2 songs combined with deleting tracks graveyard slut and tyster pa gud, now the whole album slaps.https://files.catbox.moe/gvt8lf.mp3De Underjordiske (Elia Capitolina) - 1.15% speedhttps://files.catbox.moe/x8oopo.mp3Underdogs and Overlords - 1.19% speed
>>129486638is that a real thing? I don’t go on plebit
>>129486643WTF i downloaded it and my computer is fucked up???
Exhumed new album - 7/10Sylosis new album - 4/10
>>129486676Your computer mustve been a poser
>>129484575
>>129486611They really don't. A few good songs, zero good albums
>>129486806You're not exactly wrong but they have a lot of good songs.
When I first heard of CHVRCHES I legit thought they were like metal adjacent like Chelsea Wolfe or smth
>>129486826Don't reply to me, freak
>>129486638>>129486659https://www.hellseatic.de/wp-content/uploads/Sketchy-Metal-Bands.pdf
Which one of you fuckers is this?
>>129486539Gatekeeping fags is the point, so good job
UhhNifty?
music?
When did you finally grow the fuck up and realize this album is a timeless classic?
>>129487319It's too long though.
I'm going wild for the night, f*** being polite
This is probably better than whatever you're currently blastin desu
>>129487539I'm watching Battle Bots with the TV volume on full blast
>no blastingBlasting?
>>129487539Not metal
>>129487597You're not metal you fucking guy.
>>129487597I disagree
/metal/ more like /mental/.
Lana Del Rey is metal
UP THE IRONS! \M/
>>129487363It’s not long enough
Utterly Essential Québécois black metal
>actually good atmospheric black metalGo.
>>129487673Incorrect.
>>129486611Never liked them. I think I'm the only one.
Olivia Rodrigo metal
Metal for playing OSRS?
>>129487829Burzum (NEW)
>>129487872Isn't it shite?
>>129487885yes, but so is Runescape
>>129487889Correct
>>129487823https://youtu.be/r1LvKP72wcI
I now realize mathcore is the best genre
fran-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tockfran-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tockfran-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tockfran-tic-tic-tic-TICK-TICK-TICK-TAWK
>>129486850*crack**sip*Ahh. Now, Emma Ruth Rundle... she's metal adjacent. Even collab'd with Thou
>WHAT IF GOD DOESN'T CARE
>>129487656Correct.
if you’re not angry then I’m not listening to your metal song
>>129488151this
Commitment issues, I can't even decide what I want for lunch
a great album ruined by a retarded producer
YOU ARE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
might be their best, chat
>>129487579
>>129487689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQeCiGJYoU0
>>129489067Are you retarded?
I AM THE MASTER KILLERSTRIKE YOU DOWNCAN'T BE DEFEATED IOWN THE CROOOOOOOOOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlQCQ2YyUFU
what the fuck is this shit thre- oh it's matthew again>>129488936based>>129489102HEIL>>129487579
>>129489102i would go "not metal" but i like the album
>>129486611>CHVRCHESSeven, in fact.
YEEHAWW
>>129489125Incoherent post. >>129489123Anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XTsrE0Lbtc
>>129489137This album has heavy balls.
Possessed - Seven Churches
>>129489149Ohhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06Kz2j8cAAU
I am an alcoholic.
>>129489274DUDE
>>129489274AND IIIIIII JUST LOVE THE KICK
>>129489137High T post
>>129487689Kinohttps://youtu.be/3FDjoGXSzXc
Happy køturday /metal/
>>129487682Holy sovlhttps://youtu.be/TJWBFWH-XHA
>>129489505
Varg won.
>>129489758>lives in a hovel with a retard wife and like 10 kids like the N words in UgandaI'm so jealous
>>129487579Picrel.>>129489871Someone's free, and it's not you.
>>129487579It's that kinda day today
>>129487579im OUGHing rn
>>129486505>>129474447
vitus, saint
pick your fav
>>129489274metal for that feel
>>129490215fucking hate this art style
>>129490261>you
Still can't believe Ozzy died... or did he? Let's find out
>>129490215Leprosy
>>1294902151. Hell on earth / Hazardous mutation2. Spiritual healing3. Game over
>>129489102When I was a kid I always thought that last one was a facehugger from aliens. Apparently it's a head of cabbage, like if you don't use your rights you're a big dumb cabbagehead.
>>129490483it's more like they expect you to just exist like a zombie and do whatever they (the ones in power) tell you or else things might get...complicated for youyou could just write think nothing on the 4th panelwait I just noticed the text on the bottom, whatever, basically what I said
metal is so irrelevant now
>>129490215there is such a massive difference in quality of him pre-computer and post computerhe's made some of the most awesome covers but also some of the worsthe also steals a lot of shit from Frank Frazetta
what is Metallica’s angriest song
>>129490724Dyer's Eve
>>129490724Battery Dyers EveDisposable Heroes
>>129490483>THEY MUST BE BE STOPPED44 years later: how's that impotent rage working out for you?
punk music was a psy-op. get entertainers to pretend to harness the same angry at society that the modern man had as a distraction. keeps man from actually digging deeper into why and who they’re angry at, and instead makes them just nod along to an entertainer pretending to have the same issues as them but without going further into why
>>129490724fight fire with firemetal militia
>>129490348I really like Grin.
>>129489758Trvth Nvke
>>129486850Me too.
lmao so bad
>>129490627>he also steals a lot of shit from Frank Frazettaevery good artist steals sweaty
>>129490932Der StürmerKaevumGBKAbsurdNordvredeBurzumM8l8thBilskirnirThis was hard as fuck to decide by the way.
>>129490627Frank Frazetta is immensely better.
>>129490932wanted to say I haven't even listened to any of those bands but I've heard that one burzum cover by reverend bizarre and some der stürmer, sounded like typical grindcorefuck black metal
can’t decide what I hate more: metalcore or hip hop
>>129491225this is a pro-core general
>>129491251this. We love Knocked Loose and Spiritbox here
>>>/wsg/6078799
>>129489706whats his problem?
>>129489706not watching
>>129489505that was yesterday btw
Kristina Esfandiari has one of the best minds for creating metal right now
>>129491356you are not welcome here
>>129491407>She writes music and performs under the monikers Dalmatian, Miserable, and NGHTCRWLR, and with the bands King Woman and Sugar High.
>>129491416i’ll keep being here and with more will now silly
>>129491476wow you must know a lot of Wills
Is regular death metal a dead genre? Most of dm shit that gets popular nowadays are different flavors of prog death/tech death
>>129490932
>>129491673No but regular death is infested with le caverncore sound
>>129491673>prog/techthat was like 20 years agomodern dm is nu-osdm and zoomer brutal/slam
metal hasn't been innovative for the past 20 years
>>129491827who cares everything good has already been made
>>129491673?We've been in a post-Maggot Stomp OSDM hole since the late 10s
>>129491854makes looking for new bands pointless
Imagine being a thrasher in the mid 80's with classic after classic coming out mere months apart, and that's just thrash metalMeanwhile there hasn't been a truly great metal album of any genre in over 10 years
>>129491867i'm still finding old bands that are worth listening to
Looking for that one album that has a purple crypt as the cover.
>>129491889
>>129487539
/core/ general
>corehated here
>>129492141AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HIT RECORD CAUSE IT'S ALL FUCKING PEAAAAAAAARLShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j59ZKkrkSs
we /heem/ -coreshitters on the reg here
>>129492258a little babby would beat you up, nerd
/metal/? more like /geriatricoldfucks/ lmao
>>129492303unlikelyI am a cornfed hoss built like a brick shithouse and I exclusively blast big boi riffs
>>129492447you're a söy slurpin city slicker i'd beat your ass
>>129492447>
>>129491020truebut i still like this guys early stuff a lot looks like demented Mad Magazinei wonder if he did garbage pail kids art
>>129492258metal threads on /mu/ 15 years ago used to give me coreshit recsyou are the immigrant here
morbid angel is gay
>>129492655ok unc
ngl I'm finding the amount of justin horval copy cat channels to be kinda gay, people clearly imitating the guy.
fuck this fag that just posts pictures of albums instead of the youtube linkfaggot clout chaser on a message board kys
>he is a youtube clickerngmi
>>129492745>fuck this fagYes it's just one guy, of course.Also way to out yourself as a fucking tourist for not recognizing every album so far.
>>129492655coreshit was not metal 15 years ago and it's not metal nowalso you're lying and /metal/ didn't exist 15 years ago
>>129492777I said metal threads, not the general, there was still regularly at least one thread up for mostly metal.Gorespammer predated /metal/, yet he still mostly spammed metal threads.
>>129492745Correct.
>>129492745does something like that really make you angry?
Rage Against the Machine played a song for a random guy back when they were first starting out. When they asked “what did you think?”He replied: “it makes me want to fight”
>>129492841Even funnier when it's all in his head.
>>129492851what are you mean?
>>129492745If you don't recognise the album you can use reverse image search.
Mathcore is where metal peaked
>>129492919Metal actually peaked with Soilwork
>>129492919correct
if St Anger was a 4 song EP with drums that sounded normal it would be acclaimed
>>129492949>Frantic>St Anger>The Unnamed Feeling >Sweet Ambersounds based to me
>>129492994But I like Purify and Shoot Me Again
>mathcore>doesn't do your homework
>>129493007they will be bonus tracks
Some Kind of Monster is probably the worst Metallica song up to that point
>>129493071And yet the documentary of that name was great entertainment.
>>129493086>be in middle school>watching it at a friend's house with his mom>get to the part where the chick in the crowd at a 'Tallica concert flashes her tits>his mom gets super pissed>"DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS YOU LITTLE SHIT? WHAT WOULD ANON'S MOM THINK ABOUT THIS?">"But Anon's mom has huge tits">friend's mom leaps up and beats the shit out of him with a shoe>I watch and laugh while eating popcorn>she gives me a ride home and apologizes that I had to see thatgood times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFYxzfwDSYI WILL STAND FIRM, I REFUSE TO KNEELTHE FURY IN ME IS DIVINEMY DARK GRAVE AWAITS, MY FATE IS REVEALEDBUT I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE!
>>129493125>>she gives me a ride home and apologizes that I had to see thatWhat else happened in the car? Did she whip hers out for comparison?
>>129493125My experience was much different.>watching it with my mother, who is a big nu-tallica fan>reaches the part of Lars talking about painting, and other parts where he's a retard>she says "Lars is a fucking twat isn't he">only comment made the entire time
>>129490590Correct
>>129490590Incorrect. Sleep Token, Knocked Loose, Spiritbox. The list goes on.
>>129490724DAMAGE, INC.
>>129493570All mogged by Badman Bunny
HE EXCISES THE FORESKIN
Instrumental NSBM I made.I only used basses for the guitar parts cuz bass is based.
>>129493644Fuck I forgot the link. https://youtu.be/vPE5fsYveqM?si=_qEvwDG-RoH60Yz8
>>129493656You already shilled this before and it was okay but kinda mehThat and I remember seeing the channel having cringe shitposts which kinda takes away from the "omg so trve" NS vibes I assume you're going forBasically, buy a fucking ad
25 years later. Still really good
>>129493675Man I ain't buying shit. I had to re-upload since the music in the video I share a couple months ago was mixed like shit.
>>129493699Thank you ESL
>>129493699So you are a determined shill?Man last time I remember checking it out the mix wasn't really something that stood out to me as a problem compared to just the song being generally mid, and you just called it NS to try and get clout or clicks.
>Agnostic Front, Wisdom in Chains, Raw Brigadeneed it or keep it? I might go, I barely leave my apartment anymore
>>129493737> midHow dare you sir!
>>129493720Looks like just a typo desu
>>129493656The NS part is retarded and it's an okay track.better than anything i could make
>>129493611INHERENTLY.
>>129493675>>129493737The project was posted in the OP back then, but not by the artist. Cry more.
crust metal timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szizzB0pCSA&list=RDszizzB0pCSA&start_radio=1
Load and Reload
>>129493910based and based
>>129493688ummmmm sweetie, kinda *gulp* CRINGE, we don't talk about nu-metal in these parts
there is no outcome of metal and rap mixing together that is good in any way
Test
invisible kid.fingered his taint.took a big whif.it didn't smell that great.
>>129493940i like wiggerslam
>/xxr/ keeps dying>Hector announcing his permanent departure from 4chan once moreBased, /metal/chads stay winning.Blastiung Slyer and drinking beer.
>>129493940Correct.
>>129493940Blocks you're path
>>129493738If you like AF then it's worth it, yes. At least once you have to see them.
>paid $30 for crowbar show happening soon>seriously weighing up if i can be arsed to do the 20 minute journey each way or if i'd just like to stay in my room watching anime and browsing the chana sad state of affairs.
>>129494075you'll be happy you went
>>129494075Bro go outside
>>129494097>>129494099im just tired all the time, work is stomping my ballsack constantly so bad that i just want to vegetise.surely you understand this feeling.
>>129494045that's my line of thinking yeah, although I haven't listened to anything they released beyond the mid 90s I thinkwhatever, at least I'll see them, they are old fucks anyway so who knows if I'll get another chance
>>129494075unironically touch grass
>>129494082Metal for this feel?
>>129493930There hasn't been a nu metal thread in months. Change the name of the general to extreme metal if you want me out
>>129493940Nah, Linkin Park is still one of the best metal bands of all time.
what’s an example of chud metal? And no I don’t mean NSBM or anything like that, I mean metal that your cousin in young republicans in college would listen to
>>129494186Five Finger Death Punch
>>129494186Probably coreshit lead by a chud. Like Kublai Khan
>>129494165Mental Asylum
>>129494186as the others have said.i have met plenty of the people you're describing and they always listen to>Five Finger Death Punch>Disturbed>Pantera those are the three cardinal bands of driving a SUV, having hypertensive blood pressure and owning a gun with the hope someone puts you in a 'self-defense situation'
I ASK YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE US5 MINUTES ALONEJUST GIVE US
>>129494186whenever the young republicans were around when I was still in college they’d mostly listen to country
I got the horses in the back
>>129494153Yeah but you have to force yourself. It'll be good for you to go outside. Who knows? Maybe you'll meet a girl. Personally I would never associate with any crowbar fan, much less a women who listens to the shit but I digress. Go get stinky
>Faith no more >RATM>Anthrax ft. Public Enemywho is to blame the most for inspiring Nu metal
>>129494307literally in what way are FnM a nu-metal band ?also its clearly RATM.
>>129494307> who is to blame the most for inspiring Nu metalJews
>>129494307the real answer is Beastie Boys
>>129494153i'm an elementary school sped teacher so i know tiredgo see crowbar anon
>>129494338Since you specialize in it, which sub genre of metal is most retarded?
>>129494338>i'm an elementary school sped teacherholy shitis DSBM one of your top listened genres?
>>129494354hard to think of something more retarded than stoner metal which i really enjoy>>129494356it actually used to be when i was younger. my top genre is probably doom.i enjoy teaching autistic kids because my adult friends and you guys are also autistic weirdos.
>>129494412have you ever listened to conan ?i saw them a few months ago and they were pretty good.
>>129494412gee thanks
>>129494327Beastie Boys are legends
>>129486505i want to fuck her
>>129494424conan rules but i have admittedly only listened to their split with slomatics.>>129494441i'm sorry, i meant it in a nice way. maybe i wouldn't have taught you
/metal/ approved core bands:>Knocked Loose>Spiritbox>Moodring>Seeyouspacecowboy>Dying Wish
>>129494624all correct
>>129494624fuck off poserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES9IzkdNTo0
>>129494323I heard it was a psy op to degrade White art
>>129494158>you have to!It's not just that. They still put on a great show. It's just old NYHC legends wearing bandanas playing classics.They're a great live band even now 40 years later
Beatdown hardcore is metal
HEIL BENTONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH-bYQa379E
Metallica or Megadeth? | Garzahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T9WbJoMQE2s
>>129489115Schizophrenic post
got the notice, thread will go to shit, I'm out
Bump
>>129495101Eager to make the next off-topic edition aren't you?
>>129495113Meds
MysteryGuitarMan
>>129494323Correct.
>>129490900So good, I mean, sorry
>>129495567not even the most braindead of megacucks like that pile of shit lol
>>129494773It doesn't have to be some insane psyop. Music executives realized they could get make a little more money by getting the white trash crowd who were too racist to buy rap records, and too normiebrained to get into actual metal by marketing pop/rap rock with "tough" aesthetics and slightly heavier guitars
>>129495567They went #1 on Billboard with that album matter of fact. The circle is complete
We prefer Magadeth here
>>129487579devourmentno particular album
>>129494654i discovered that album in 2020 so when i listen to it i remember covid
>>129493940blocks your path
>>129487665"born to die" is a masterclass in brutality
>>129495648>DON'T LOOK NOW TO ISRAEL>IT MIGHT BE YOUR MASTER
>>129487579I WALKED DOWN TO A RIVER
>>129495839>>DON'T LOOK NOW TO ISRAEL>>IT MIGHT BE YOUR HOMOLAND
>>129487665https://youtu.be/my26tU0KeLA?si=67jtHMwBt2kBMyzLhttps://youtu.be/CcVsmJEarjU?si=H60icXEho9SkVn1M
Soulfly is good again wtf?https://youtu.be/AbQEZW7aoCA?si=XKzrLqxJtbgKUrCU
>>129495903>Max Cavalera>GoodIncorrect.
>>129495936Sepultura died so Soulfly could live? Like a phoenix rising from the ashes...
you gotta love our allies r/MetalForTheMasses, you just gotta
>>129495845Yuck
>>129496036>y’all
>>129496036Fantano ruined the genre. He introduced people like the 2nd commenter to metal
>>129496036What's the difference between r/metal and r/metalforthemasses? Why is there a need for another general metal subreddit?
>>129496097wait i thought it was shreddit
>>129496147r/metal is shreddit.
>>129496097r/metal is basically dead. not sure why it’s just a ghost town. r/MetalForTheMasses is where the people who you think of when you hear the word redditor congregate to talk about metal even tho most of them seem to hate 99% of it for being problematic (even a band like Megadeth is considered problematic to them), and instead hype up bands like knocked loose and spiritbox
forgot to include the proof
>>129496097wait until you hear about r/inmetalwetrust
>>129496169I agree with them that Slipknot sucks but knocked loose isn’t any better lol
How do you go back to listening to thrash after hearing death metal
>>129496160>r/metal is basically dead. not sure why it’s just a ghost town.are the mod still there? i would post in a place without mods even if it's reddit
>>129496214I think the mods are all that’s left
>>129496210Because thrash is superior.
>>129496210listen to brutal thrash like Demolition Hammer and Morbid Saint.
>>129496210You don't, you stop listening to both when you realize they're both trash
Thou is Crowbar for people who hate men
>>129496392>>129496392>>129496392
>>129496349Better than most subgenres, except for power metal
