Poppy says Metallica isn't authentic enough and metalheads are wrong about her not being metal
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>>129528774>steals her boyfriends genre and claims it hers
>>129528774kek based Poppster. gotta love the Poppster baby
>>129528774women attempting to be rock let alone metal will never not be funny
>>129528774Her?
>>129528774she is objectively metal tho. her music is metal
>>129528774Poppy has the recession pop look she looks out of place in rockslop
>>129528828i love babymetal but let's be real, they started the devolution and women invading the genre
>>129528774I got bored in the first 2 words of the sentence and stopped reading.
>>1295288941. babymetal is a gimmick2. are you fucking stupid?
>shitter screencrap of heavypop pretender arguing with tired rock geezers over inane useless shitWow, it's almost every kind of /mu/ thread I hate rolled into one.
women are better at metal than men
>>129528774I love Poppy
>>129528774I doubt she's capable of writing a song as good as Creeping Death or To Live is to Die.I don't wanna sound like a boomer but modern acts like Poppy, Electric Callboy and Spiritbox are a joke.
>>129529330we love Knocked Loose here
>>129528774>Poppy says Metallica isn't authentic enoughshe didn't
>>129528774Poppy is a genius
>>129528774Fantano approved her so I like her now
>>129529336They're more listenable than the 3 bands mentioned >>129529330but they're still a shitty modern metalcore group. Metalcore and djent are the tumors of modern metal that need to be eradicated.
>>129529336the problem with this band is there’s 0 chance they’re gonna be able to perform those songs they way they do now in 10 years from now, so their music is already dated. a 40 year old Bryan Garris has no use
basedmetallica has always been shitride the lightning and 72 seasons are decent
>>129528774Honestly, Metallica is just 3 metal albums and the rest is alt-rock radio garbage. If your gauge for something being metal or not is Metallica, you're a fucking moron.
>>129528774Yeah. The "yov're a poser" shit is gay as fuck.
>>129529667The Unforgiven is more metal than anything on the Negative Spaces album.
>>129528774>"Who made them the barometer for authenticity?"Good point. Metallica killed a lot of their cred when they released released Load and Re-Load. St Anger was nothing more than a nail in a pre-existing coffin.
>>129528894lmao Poseur boy herebnever heard of Arch Enemy
listeningits some AI-wave metalcore slop
>>129529776>Metallica killed a lot of their cred when they released released Load and Re-LoadThey had no cred after black album, people still seethe about it
this chick is a jewish nepobaby that has been corpo-groomed to the maxDUDE YOU SHOULD BE UP ON THAT 4CHAN SHIT FOR CRED LMAO
>>129528774I've no clue who this foid is nor do I care to know.
>>129528894Lacuna Coil, Cradle of Filth, Evanescence, Nightwish, Epica, Arch Enemy and Within Temptation were big before the girls in Babymetal were even born.
>>129529865Not worth looking into. Her music's pretty bad.
>>129529776St. Anger was pretty metal though. Unlike Load and Reload.
>>129529330This. Not a huge metallica fan but current new metal acts are embarrassingly bad. I rarely listen to the odd Spiritbox song but id be ashamed if someone saw it on my phone.
>>129528931/thread
>>129529667>If your gauge for something being metal or not is Metallica, you're a fucking moron.what are the 4 thrash albums and cover EP of their influences they made in the 80s?Fucking retard
>>129528774She's right about Metallica though, they're the corniest fuckers in the genre. They also blocked fans from downloading their music.
look son, a moron >>129530080
>>129528774What is it with idiots not understanding that they don't belong? Same with Yungblud, faggot makes lame ass pop music and wants to be the savior of rock? Piss off!
If you think Metallica needs defending from this worthless talentless bitch, check yourself.
>>129528918You're missing the little video game footage video running under the text to keep your attention?
>>129530090Shut the fuck up Dave
>>129530090He acted liked an obnoxious rich asshole but looking back, I think Lars was 100% right about Napster. Maybe not the best person to deliver the message but the message was correct.
>>129528774She's right but only accidentally. I'll chalk it down to based anyway without knowing anything else about her.
>slamsI am mildly agog about what hes gonna add as well
>>129529902>St. Anger was pretty metal though.St. Anger is the album where James and Lars didn't want Kirk to play any guitar solos. Nu-metal will always be false.
>>129528918The only time i wanna see the words "Poppy slams" is if she has made either a porno or wiggerslam
>>129528774Metallica fucking sucks so I'll give her that.
>>129528774>Poppy says Metallica isn't authentic enough100% correctMetallica is pop rock. They have conventional chorus pop structures and writing patterns, and are rather light for metal as a whole.Poppy is more metal. Even Metalcore like Knocked Loose is more metal
Before they became the giant they are today, Metallica were a garage band playing small clubs in California.Poppy was a performance art project by some abusive avant garde artist/producer with co-writers on all of her songs.One of them sounds more "authentic" than the other.
>>129528774Based, Metallica are the dorks who cut their hair and hired a band therapist. Whatever cred they had died decades ago
>>129530429>Poppy is more metalI hope this is bait.Poppy is a child's idea of heaviness. The cute bouncy bass riff in Pece Sells is more metal than Poppy.
>>129530805This is what modern metal is. Well, "modern metal".
>>129528774She's perfectly good as far as her metal career goes, it's just another [unsolicited artist opinion]
>>129528774To be fair, Metallica have been outed as fake money grubbing kikes since the year 2000 so she's not wrong there. There's nothing "metal" about sending your lawyers to cry about peer to peer file sharing.
>>129528774She must be baiting for attention, for controversy, all publicity is good publicity, or the interviewers took her out of context for clickbait. Poppy isnt that dumb.
>>129530805>Poppy is a child's idea of heavinessI would argue Metallica is, especially since preteens love themMetallica is so heavy their 80s music now plays on commercialized classic rock radio between Bob Segar and INXS hits
>>129528774She's probably the most inauthentic musician there is currently kek
>>129530899Lars was right though. The internet really destroyed the established business model and the only way musicians could effecfively distribute music is through crappy services like iTunes and later Spotify that barely pay. Tours and merch are now by far the most important revenue source.
>>129531075Yeah this.
>>129531051I'll counter argue by saying the only reason the 80s songs get airplay on classic rock stations is because of their status as a top selling band.They were as heavy as all the other thrash bands with the exception of some outliers like Sepultura and Sodom that were influenced by the emerging death metal scene. Calling Metallica "a child's idea of heaviness" means that the entire 80s scene was also like that and, having been to both legacy band shows and Poppy shows I can assure you that this is not the case.Yeah obviously 80s fans are older and more mature but I can't imagine their younger selves being like the infantile 25 year olds I saw at Poppy's concert.
>>129530824If we're talking albums, that one Knocked Loose album Poppy featured on was heavier than anything Metallica has ever put out. Not that it means it's worse or anything, but if we're just talking heaviness, Metallica isn't overall that heavy, although they have some quite heavy songs here and there. Their albums always had more variety. Even their thrashiest records feature softer songs.
>>129531075Good, music is meant to be heard live. If you're in a band do your job and tour
>>129531192>They were as heavy as all the other thrash bands with the exception of some outliersbuddy forgot about Slayer baka my head
>>129531075It was very clear that there was no going back even at that point, and Metallica were well into being millionaires by then as well. They weren't sticking up for struggling bands; they were rich babies crying that someone was slightly interfering with them becoming richer.I remember around the same time, buying a cd from a German metal band, of course much smaller than Metallica, and opening it to find that it included two blank cds. It really drove home the point that real artists are happy to have their work spread around and if you're living in a mansion crying about piracy, you're a fake cunt.
>>129528774SO what metal does she like?
>>129528894>some irrelevent j-pop "kawaii metal" group>influential at allYou're an idiot
BASED POPPY. Elitist metalheads BTFO Poppy is more metal than them
>>129532070she’s fucking based
>>129532164>CraftI love her now
>>129528774Metal fans are super respectful, she's just trying to stir drama for attention,yeah, people online write mean shit, hurr durr get over itI've seen her life twice at some metal festivals, and fans always respect her a lot; musicians respect her too, obviously. And those who don't care or like her don't say it in public because that would get you cancelledI agree that metal purists are cringe, but you know what she's doing here
>>129532194>life*live
Not metal. Fuck off.
>>129532194They respectful because THEIR GENRE IS FUCKING DEAD
Oh look it's another "metalheads pretend to be retarded on purpose" thread. Sincerity is dead.
poopy listens to yungblud
literally who?
who's your favorite metal influencers?
Metallica isn't even metal, they're classic rock. Hard rock at best. Poppy is right as usual.
>>129528774who gives a fuck about this retarded le quirk chungus has been?
>>129530805Poppy is unironically too heavy for Metallica fans which is fucking hilarious.
>>129528774>I have no interest in proving how metal i ambased
>>129528774>she thinks Metallica sounds stock. UUMMMMMMM.......... basado?!!?
>>129528774Another solo act, because record companies don't want to pay for bands. Make sure they're eye candy, too, for easy marketing. Clown industry. >>129529667Are you arguing that And Justice For All isn't a metal album, or that Kill 'Em All didn't achieve enough success to even count?
>>129528774Good for you Poppy.I prefer Metallica though. Better riffs and shit.
>>129529404why wouldnt they? have you seen the deathcore revival going on right now? so many 10 or 15+ year bands coming back and ripping it just as hard. Impending Doom just keeps getting better, Arsonists Get All the Girls is back too, Whitechapel is better then ever, but they still slam old stuff. Very similiar styles, so idk why you think they can't keep it up?
>>129532269That means she's a REAL ROCKER™!REAL ROCK™ is back and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>129528774Mass Zoomette Correction facilities need to be erected in every state... Chappell, Poppy, Sabrina... they represent the rot of Zoomer female mentality, a generation of whores, feminists, and dykes...
>>129528931I swear this is cropped from that one slam album cover
>>129528774well clearly she got the attention she craved so it worked. she's not as stupid as she sounds.
>>129534346Alysa proves we need to just clone them with hand-tailored traits
>>129528774Wasn't she just a random popslut posted by gooners on /mu/ just a few years ago? Now she's featured in Metal Hammer. How the fuck did that happen?
>>129534902Metal Hammer, Loudwire and really every metal magazine are so shit every other community would have had a gamegate about it. But I guess metalheads just don't care about metal media.
First time I'm hearing of this literal who but I bet I'm not the only one so I guess shitting on Metallica is a great way to get yourself noticed
>>129534767I guess I'm too Catholic but even though I'm happy for Alysa's existence, she seems like a genuine sweetheart, turning wombs and children into commodities for the production of hapa supersoldiers doesn't sit right with me.
Metallica are fucking ass and I genuinely dont know why they are so popular. Music for low IQ unwashed crusties. They are a bunch of talentless pissbabies with anger issues. Unironically think St Anger was their most enjoyable and original album. No idea who this bitch is thovgh.
>>129535076st. anger gets respect. important reminder that our lifestyles determine our deathstyles.
>>129534902She made a hard pivot into bring me the horizon style alt nu metalcore shit. She started doing gimmick pop based on her YouTube persona, made a quirk chungus heavy album that everyone liked, tried to pivot back into "take me serious pop" (it flopped), and now she has Jordan Fish producing her canned material to sell to whoever I imagine still shops at hot topic
Im metalhead and I've never even listen to metallica albums besides some Kill em balls lmao what a atention whore
>>129535740Anon please. She and the chick from Spiritbox are "metal queens" according to the internet.
>>129532164>Sunn and Boris>No EarthWhat a fucking poseur
>>129535691heh
>I don't even listen to Metallica>Wait until they find out what I think about themWoman logic.Is she wearing a toilet seat around her waist?
>>129535691Its the only time the band actually said "yes we are gigantic emo faggots with lead poisoning anger issues and we are god awful musicians". They honed in on that and made metallica-fags seethe to this day. Lars snare defines the album, without it it would have been a failure. They actually made some very catchy riffs and created a sound that spoke on an emotional level equal to their intelligence. For thst they deserve more respect that the gay leather pants spaghetti arm homoeroticness of And Justice for All, Kill em all, ride lighting, master of puppets etc where they pander to insecure boys who were bullied too much and now want to pretend they are tough. Shame they are still doing the whole "we actually hate each other" schtik to this day.
>>129535976Probably desperate not to be seen as poseur considering she started out as a shitty avant garde performance art project.
>>129536016>Shame they are still doing the whole "we actually hate each other" schtik to this day.They don't though.This whole post sounds oddly spiteful. Did they fuck your sister or something?
>>129536016Grok is this bait?
>>129536044Huh I stand corrected then. I just thought I saw some documentary or interview. about that recently. Man its just they're so insufferable, their music is mid at best and their fanbase are cancer. >>129536055No it's my unfiltered genuine dogshit opinion on Metallica.
>>129528774When women freak out like this, all they're doing is exposing how desperate they are to be recognized by others
>>129528774Poppy is a failed pop star who latched onto the alt scene so she wouldn’t have to get a real job
>>129536127first of all, nta but the joke flew completely over your headsecond, your posts sound like a bot
>>129536182I got the joke. I just didnt need to point it out like a redditor. Im not a bot. Not my fault youre too much of a newfag to know who is and isn't AI. >Anybody i dont like must be AI. Rent freeObsessed Dont reply to me again
>>129536296nah you're a cocksuker shitting this already dead board
>>129528774Dont know that whore
>>129528894>Hello fellow adults
>>129528774>dude let's start a metal band>what should we call it??>idk but put metal in there somewherethey were always cringe lol
I understand the need for new acts to argue that they are metal or whatever and I'd really rather not get into that tired debate, but what merit is there in shitting on a well established and liked band like Metallica? They're not my favourite heavy metal band and I don't listen to them too much these days but they put out a great lineup of albums in the 80s and their other stuff is still decent or even good/greatIn 40 years time, rock bars are still going to be playing Seek and Destroy or Master of Puppets. How many modern acts can claim that?
>>129537832It's all literally for attention dude.
>>129537847That makes sense.Besides that, one thing I am curious about: there seems to be a rise these days of a lot of new metal bands where they have obvious pop, hip-hop, electronic etc influences in them. Mainstream sounds? Like it's not Kraftwerk or krautrock inspired electronica if that makes sense?Do the young people who listen to these bands actually go back and listen to earlier, older heavy metal bands or are they only interested in new bands who have these influences? Part of the reason I ask is that the usual argument for broadening the metal community is that the new blood will go and support older acts, but do they?I suppose my view on new metal is tainted a bit. I listened to some Sleep Token a while back but the only parts I enjoyed were the prog-metal bits, but I was listening to other prog-metal bands at the time, so it basically felt like>if I wanted to hear more of the stuff I like, I'd be better off listening to the actual prog-metal bands rather than the weird hybrid that was Sleep TokenHaven't tried much new metal after that
>>129533880>Are you arguing that And Justice For All isn't a metal albumit has NO BASS. it's a punk album at best
>>129538021>punk>average song length is 7 minutesWhat are you even talking about?>NO BASSIf anything, bass tends to be mixed louder in punk compared to a lot of heavy metal albums because most punk bands prefer to only have a single guitar, so you need a loud bass to cover the low end
>>129538021I hope this is bait.
>>129537896>Do the young people who listen to these bands actually go back and listen to earlier, older heavy metal bandsNo and if you check yt grifters or smaller forums there has never been a divide that big in metal as now. "Classic" metal fans and "modern" metal fans are almost completely separate entities. And you're right that they have very few things in common with the metal roots. It's either -cores or basically mediocre heavy pop.
>>129528918No you didn't; you read every single word then got mad.That's why you just HAD to reply and pretend you didn't lol
>>129528774despite everyone referring to her as a she im not convinced poppy isn't a troon
>>129528774isn't this like a youtube meme person
>>129541305she’s non-binary
>>129537896people just listen to what spotify recommends to them
>>129541776>she’s non-binarythat's code for ugly girl, right?
>>129528774>refusing to cede even one millimeter of one inch to the mummified gen x gatekeepersHOLY FUCKING BASED!!!!!
>>129541776She's clearly a woman though.
What's wrong with her face?
>>129547227Possible Southern European gyspy admixture.