Limerick EditionThere were two pretty ladies named StellaWho drew the attention of all the fine fellasWhen asked, "Who amongst us would you fuck?"They said, "Not one of you cucks,""We sooner eat salmonella"
>>129569267I couldn't even care................... LESS!
>>129569270work on the meter a bit more next time
2026 is starting off very nicely
open the door get on the floor everybody walk the jeongosaur
hey, you! I hope all your dreams come true!
dayeonay
>>129569290my dream is eunchygf
>>129569286nope, you're reading it wrong.it's all there
>>129569278you BRAT
couldn't find the thread because i'm filtering "cuck"
>>129569289forgot muh pic
>>129569286admittedly, the 3rd line is on the more awkward side but if you have a better way to say it, pls post
it's 2am you and i
>>129569294cute poster
>>129569300based winterbro
>>129569290sex***
>>129569295
>>129569273they should
>>129568539I hope this post was a bait
show us your tummy bitch
>>129569270>we sooner eat salmonellaPretty ESL, so I'd believe Stella would say that.
In Vancouver, a city for the rich on the coast,Sat a pretty girl eating caviar toast,"I'd like a good-looking fella,"Said our sweet heroine Stella"But it's OP who I like the most"
>>129569322gawons nice and brown but a little too flat for me
>>129569325she's EFL
>>129569258siyeon from dreamcatcher's rock bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGHtGrnVzrIfeels like there's a lot of nugu cancels lately, i hope enough people show up for them and everglow to go through with the shows this time
>>129569333no she's not
>>129569325i don't get it, you think you can't eat salmonella?
earphonebananaandhairband
>>129569310i haven't been cucked yet but reading cuck every 10 posts when anons are fighting is annoyingi just fixed my filter to ignore the op
you fools talk charts and other noncense but i chose my waifus based on the only two things that matter: my gut feeling and lucid napdreams
>>129569341the filipino everyday carry
>>129569329Ning and Megan are planks
>>129569351post ning
a canadian beauty named stellawas looking for kpg fellasbut her friend named jiwoosaid "uggos? pee-eewww!be gone, we don't wanna smell ya!"
>>129569338she learned both English and Korean from birth, and grew up in Canadaimagine how weird it must have felt for her to say the awkward ESK-adjacent lines in Rudehappened to Lily too iircdon't know why they don't just say something
>>129569270stella needs some chimplants
new dxwcute!
>>129569355canadians aren't very good at english
>>129569342why? I'm not fighting with anyonewth
>>129569307There once were two idols named StellaChased after by many a fellaWhen begged for a fuckThey rejected the cuckAnd I'm still working on this line
>>129569359witch
>>129569270There once were two ladies named StellaWho drew all the stares from the fellasWhen asked if they'd fuckThey'd say, "Not you cucks,""We'd sooner die from salmonella"
>>129569364stfu cucklord
>>129569354kek
being cucked is a must
>>129569367rare naky
>>129569354Is poetry dead now when grok can rhyme?
my waifus are karina and winter
there once was a gumby named stellashe hated to eat, let me tellyaher legs were like snakesher chest, like a rakeand her ass, like Han's ship from Corellia
>>129569351nah ning and megan got a lil something
>>129569377Poetry's been dead since the New York school bestrode the form and generated shelves of nonsense poetry that besotted the critics.
>>129569365
never kfap
>>129569323my whole face
did we ever find out what color her nipples are?
>>129569382somebody used the term double cuck earlier about something else related to aespa but it fits your situation too
>>129569355yuqi in idle in has perfect english and has to intentionally say basedeon's absolute babble. its all a choice, its not that they dont know
>>129569396copper rose
do koreans like Stella? don’t they usually hate westernized idols?
>>129569371
>>129569382
>>129569382good taste
>>129569376she had a cute ponytail for a bit of the concert
seksu kae-chan
everyone enjoys e
when i switched streaming platforms i decided to leave ive off my new playlists
I really dislike a lot of you
young stella from hearts to heartshad an ass that was loaded with fartsI lay underneath herand then I beseeched herto gas me til death do us part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C217vygclrk
>>129569395my mouth
>>129569407my wife
>>129569411good
>>129569377>needing ai to force crappy end rhymes
https://youtu.be/kvhVECfGsw8?si=9SPeTO8TIXRKyq4z white women be crazy
death to all australian idols
>>129569418we want to see you in no clothes
>>129569424yea
>>129569412deserve
>>129569407!!
nap time yejibros
>>129569398> yuqi in idle in has perfect englishI get the sense from variety shows or events where she’s on stage speaking English that she’s just shy of perfect. Even if she’s repeating Basedeon’s horrible lyrics there’s some that don’t sound right.
>>129569429somi...
please.. post her… iroha
>>129569408
>>129569412i love u so much i wish u loved me back
yuqi learned english so she could meet nba players
there once were two whores in aespatheir slutty ways would always test yawhenever they'd dateyou'd get so iratebut also still call them the best - ha!
>>129569413bwhahahaha
h2h brothers, why is apple pie so goodbeen on repeat for two days nowgood times>>129569438cute rohy
busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy boy nigga shiro busy boy~
there once was a boglin called jiwooshe was always so desperate to please youshe'd brush back her boband open her goband out would come dreckthey'd scream what the heckand format be damnedher stories demandthat the poem continuewhat the fuck's this cunt's issuecan't she see we're all boredit's like satan has pouredmolten shit down my gourdshe's killing me and i'll be killing me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXRTNdV3Q3k
>>129569443:)
>>129569443try "sluttiness"
>>129569406too cute
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lKaksBltteghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lKaksBltteghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lKaksBltteg
There once was an idol named MomoFapped to by all who weren't homoWhen watching her danceYou'd feel a bulge in your pantsAnd shoot out thick ropes with an "omo!"
>>129569460much better
yubs
>>129569438nya nya nya~
still haven’t seen a single ex-izone member perform live :(
>>129569406ponytail stays ON
>>129569446you just know
>>129569477lookin at jiyeon
>>129569477omo
>>129569411I mean most of their music is objectively horrible. I would struggle to think of a more expensive MV for a worse song than Blackhole across all music, not just kpop
>>129569482dr kim's finest
>>129569485
>>1295694882023 album I AM IVE is still good
>>129569492I AM is the only good piece of music they've ever released, which is why I included "most" in my post
there once was a hooker named ningshe drank every grape in nanjingshe saved every bottleand gave each a squattleand nine months later gave birth to a riesling
>>129569411thanks for the update
>>129569490fr*ck!
>>1295694922023 was 9 years ago
the middle east and the entirety of the west must burn as offerings for her...
ningning has a cute mouth doesn't she?
>>129569501yes she does
>>129569488>objectivelyname some good songs
>>129569501cute bh too
capshitters always have the shittest takes without fail
>>129569479you'll have to go to korea to see any solosmaybe based say my name will worldtour at some point
Bang Bang is good. They should've skipped butthole and just gone all in on that.
Gllit bros, why would Wonhee admit to this? Is she actually retarded?https://www.instagram.com/p/DVLUEcHEz4_/
>>129569505happy birthdaywe will rock yougangnam style that song that plays in most final fantasy gamesthe old nokia ringtone
flower and snake reboot with kotoko, nagomi, and eroha
>>129569509how do you know that?
insane for iroha
baemonredditor
>>129569520it came to me in a dream
mad for moka
>>129569531for me it was the other way around
erect for
kys wavpedo
Does anyone have a list of what kpop stars are at Milan sponsor week? I know wony was there in the past
https://youtu.be/yetR2f6ng4Q?t=268yeseo shopping
why do these newer groups peak at debut? for example h2h with the chase and illit with magnetic.
>>129569549>2027년2월27일time traveler yeseo
this is craji>MARCH COMEBACKS2 Sungkyu (Infinite)3 EVERGLOW4 Jihan (Weeekly) single, WOODZ, DeVita, ChRocktikal5 H1-Key9 ONEW (SHINee), Solar (MAMAMOO) × Accusefive, Younha11 Yena, AtHeart12 ODD YOUTH, P1Harmony16 All(H)ours, AB6IX20 BTS 23 Yuna, OWISsometime in march: Irene, CSR, Latency, CosmosyEl Capitxn tour
:3
>>129569571they arent even doing it right
>>129569563where are the good groups
>>129569560tight princess
this place ruined me, I literally do not find any white woman attractive in the slightest
what killed kpg?
>>129569556kiiikiii 404 is their latest and most successful song, even though I liked delulu (from the same album) and dancing alone (their previous cb) more
>>129569590mys
>>129569577I want her to spit on my hog, so I can glide it smoothly between her tits and ride that snug little gap to shuddering oblivion.
>>129569590the post directly above yours
>>129569585what about gio scotti
>>129569593thread saved
we could save kpg with wonhy and irohy
>>129569618Isn't that a Greek guy?
>>129569538SEXO
oh
yejibros our mom made us apply for a job so we put some swears in the application so they won't hire us but we can still say we tried
>>129569595O_O
drinking games with slug
fuck
>>129569619ty ty
>>129569563gavy NJ on march 3s2it on march 14arise will release something in march as a duo after losing two members and before adding new members in the summer
WORDS CIRCULATE ABOUT SIMILARITIES BETWEEN ILLIT AND AN ALIBABA SHOPPING MALL'S PHOTOSHOOT
>>129569633>yeji drivingnowhere is safe
>>129569633lol nice brother nice
There's a cute girl named ShioniWho's quite frail and looks so funnyOf her litter she's the runtAnd never fails to make me gruntAs I think of her tight little cunny
"Tonight I went to see Cabaret, and as soon as I sat down, I spotted this really beautiful woman.My sister and I kept saying, “Is she a celebrity? An influencer?”It wasn't until I saw the bodyguard (or staff member, I think) with her hair neatly styled in a Korean-style straight look that I was sure she was an idol ㅋㅋㅋㅋLooking closer, it was Haerin, Hyein, and Hanni.Once seated, I realized they were just two rows in front of us. We kept checking to confirm it was really them.Then during intermission, while washing my hands in the restroom, Hyein was standing right next to me.So I greeted her and asked, “Are you a member of NewJeans?” She nodded.Her skin was seriously flawless, and she seemed about my height (I'm 175cm).I asked her, “Where's Minji?" She left out a sigh and left.Hanni, Haerin, and Hyein seem to be practicing in London.Someone posted it on Weibo.Considering the recent sighting too, it's definitely trueThe three of them seem to be in London
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how come kim lip never looked as good as she did in eclipse ever again?
Belift is the most uncreative subsidiary under hybe. I understand the concept of taking inspiration, I really do, but they don’t know how to twist it into something more refreshing or interesting.
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tight kari p
gimrip
>>129569681>iriscute sully
Youngseo won
>>129569670ig it only happens once in a great while, just like an actual eclipse
>>129569678jaewook..
Dunky won
yubs won
this newjeans cctv footage a publicity stunt?
>>129569690absolute cinema
illit won
>>129569708based ance studios
good morning kpg
>>129569708what did it even show
no piravcy in korea
>>129569717minji's penis
>>129569718What's about it?
>>129569722how could it be seen when it's lodged in my throat?
>>129569716im having major deja vu right now
>>129569681i have no idea who these girls are outside of the illit girls
>>129569270Insane duo
>>129569737
>blackpink will beat IVE they said>Blinks can't even stop bang bang PAK by clogging up some random chart like bugs
Im not gonna lie stella jiwoo duo will be legendary
where did everyone go
>>129569677top tier waifu
we're all struggling to write clever limericks sorry
>>129569668what does the future hold for her?
>>129569642right sorry you mentioned gavy nj before, i'll put them next timenugu angels hwaiting i think uau has a good chance of comingback too since they've sat on the song for a while already and chrocktikal and thessyndrome will be out of the way
we’re patiently waiting for more irohy
>>129569742the kpg sandniggers are dying rn
>>129569751weight gain
behead newjeans
>>129569770>>129569774cutie
>>129569642>s2it on march 14production values are insane these days
I hail from kwangyaBringing some gigis
>>129569724>>129569737
>>129569770date?
Gigi and cooper so cute
irohas fat ass
>>129569777nah, we like them here
>>129569563we are all very exicted for chrocktikal, h1key, irene, and latency
kpop is so boring without aespa
>>129569801i prefer my nigga shiro
>>129569806*grunts*
is this a nancy's tits on hidden cam situation again?
>>129569819Soulless. Cooper is a rescue dog
it's about time for a summer blast I might add
>>129569801>>129569825angel
i prefer cats
>>129569827its barely spring
>>129569808chuunal
>>1295696811. Hyewon2. Seoyeon3. Youngseo4. Iris5. JeongeunKinda insane none of the top 5 visuals made it
Pale
>>129569833it's always summer time in my studio apartment
>>129569836wow nien
any kpop cats?
>>129569740I literally remember people here on release day saying new BP was a dud and no members were promoting it. You are fabricating a story for what purpose?
there’s like 2 people here right now
>>129569856
>>129569861so?
>>129569740desu they sold more than 2x ive's first week sales in a day
>>129569762i can't wait
>>129569861just you and me....no one around.... lets kiss....
no one cares about ive outside of korean elementary schools
>>129569864best jap
>>129569856yea
>>129569861mostly me samefagging
I'm here too
kpop shall never be the same agayne
>>129569856Ryujin loves her cats
>>129569874*watches these 2 from hiding*
can we have a slug thread
>>129569888lol who's this? henlo?
>>129569895yea
>>129569883Iso should be the one competing with Ian
>>129569859you are getting baited by a shitposter
make it a henlo thread
>>129569903
>>129569904cringe
wthhh
>>129570074
