Brapsinstinkt editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129559501
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129570721Hey you might like this. I speed these two songs up cuz i felt like it matches the energy better. With this speeduped modification on these 2 songs combined with deleting tracks graveyard slut and tys.ter pa gud, now the whole album slaps.https://files.catbox.moe/gvt8lf.mp3De Un.derjordis.ke (Eli.a Capi.tolina) - 1.15% speedhttps://files.catbox.moe/x8oopo.mp3Under.dogs and Overlo.rds - 1.19% speed
>>129570721>>129570726thank you botsisters
BLASTING
>>129570730I wrote off Destruction as a worthless diaperslop band because their studio albums sound like crap, but this is fucking incredible
>>129570728Lyricspammer is not a bot, just one very dedicated autist
>>129570728Why do you type like a bitch
>>129570730The Osculum Infame cover is really great on here.
>>129570730
>>129570726Why do you even bother with the periods? It doesn't really make it more difficult to filter you.
>>129570726>speeduped modificationYou mean playback rate shift, right?
What's the best label currently releasing new black metal? Seems like Werwolf Records reign is over...
>>129571014Only self-released is trve
>>129571033>not burying copies of your album innawoods
>>129570940True. Whats a better way to bypass your filters?.>>129570964Thanks maybe i can use this knowledge to unfilter that filterer
>>129571033I don't have a lot of those but it's so neat knowing the artist held your copy in their hands.
>>129571065I haven't bothered to filter that post yet.
>>129571065I just wish you picked a better album to spam. The Cult is Alive is so shit. Ravishing Grimness, Plagueweilder, even some of the new ones like Eternal Hails are so much better.
Why the fuck was Grymyrk taken off the Archives?
>>129570730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHIl4HHVdsghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYhKmyZuVcw
>>129571102Probably another "band" that's just making EDM with metal sounds
>>129571102Clearly it's not metal.
>>129571131>>129571134Please know what you're talking about before you post.
>>129571138I know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about whatever crappy album that guy posted
>>129570718Need another SNEED pic if anyone has one
>>129571138I'll include a "/s" next time.
>>129571150Björn "Sneed" Strid
exhumed was great, oxygen destroyer was great, no/mas was greati was surprised the local band clot was insanely good, probably my favorite out of the entire lineup
>>129571102
>>129571253OK fair. If it were me, I would make an exception for it, like they do with Dawn of the Black Hearts.
>>129571267>HELLO SNEED
>>129570730I want her to do stuff to me
>>129571311Isn't she schizophrenic?
>>129571311>Crooked teeth>Yellowed incisor I shan't
>>129571341I hope so
WOULD
>>129570730Return to Hangar is a good song.
>>129571099>plagueweilderLol
>Spirith Crusha
>>129571587>lispChuck was straight guys
Mika's Morgue
>>129571371Is that the one married to Slipknots DJ?
>>129571592
>>129570730>vocalist of meme slamcore band XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX gets kicked out>tries to continue the band himself with a session musician>it's way worse
One ring to rule them all
>>129571690That's clearly a mouse
>>129571702a titmouse
>>129571590>Wrote the Philosopher as a seething disstrack against Paul Masvidal Yeah I'm sure
>>129571690That looks like it would be annoying when putting your hand in your pocket
>>129571702Looks like a rat to me.
>>129571702>>129571711look at the chompers tho
>>129571737Yep, that's a mouse
>>129571743RQ = Rat Queenwouldn't make sense for it to a Mouse Ring for the Rat Queen
>>129571737>>129571743Clearly a rat.
>>129570730I forgot how nuts the vox were on this demo
Chuck groomed Paul
>>129571751>>129571755Still looks more like a mouse honestly, sorry to rain on your parade.
>>129571769Yep, it's a rat.
>>129571769rat confirmed
>>129571769
>>129571711More like pitmouse
>>129570730Dare I say underrated?
>>129571817Definitely not.
>>129570730https://polarityoflife.bandcamp.com/album/beginning-end-beginningFound these guys through a random Youtube rec when they fucked with the algorithm last year and a bunch of low views music started showing up.
>>129571599Think so, yeah
I FUCK NUNS
>>129571775Riley my love!
Metal gurls aren't very attractive desuI'd rather just have a normal Stacy
>>129571979Metal girls are hot and unobtainable, actually. You're just coping about the unobtainable part.
>>129571940He who fucks nuns will later join the church
>>129572007Which Proverb is that?
>>129572025Your Mom 4:20
>>129572025It's from The Clash - Death or Glory.
>>129572047What does Your Mom 6:9 say?
The problem with women in metal is that most of them look like generic Instagram models
>>129572047>t. biblically illiterate What a lot of metal artists (like Nergal) won't admit is that you need a good understanding of the Holy Bible in order to write truly great lyrics.
>>129572127Why would you need to know Jewish fairy tales to write great lyrics?
>>129572121That's just a poser
>>129572138>https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Mizuho_Lin/209946she's in a banda pretty shitty band tho
>>129572151She doesn't look Asian, probably a typo
>>129572166>Mizuho was born in 1990 in Brazil to a Taiwanese father and a Brazilian-Polish mother
>>129572121>>129572171she's a chudette who supported Bolsonaro
>>129572166She could be like those USfags who say "I'm totally Irish!!! My great great great grandfather was from there!!"
Varg = gay + has AIDS.
>>129572191Shalom
>>129571065>unfilter that filtererDominated and mindbroken.
>>129572223Back to >>129568111 you go.
>>129572252Sounds more like the Arab version
>>129572254The Arab version would probably be something more like جون ويك
who's the most respected poster here
>>129572283Anonymous
>>129572286I heard that guy sucks his own dick
>>129572388As far as I know he would do that if he could, because why not?
>>129572173>>129572171Odd mix there
>>129572569Brazil is probably the most racially mixed country in the world, so it really isn't that odd
>exciterwhat to they excite
>>129570730Evil as fuck riffs
>>129570730https://youtu.be/aDACorIaxNw?si=dWGLxUlDQtYuA9r-https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?si=UWa40LMS24YVGzfbhttps://youtu.be/j4JGmpnqyHc?si=JaOTCNdxWOj2Z8Zmhttps://youtu.be/JGNqvH9ykfA?si=jluiySKjPRMT8K6Lhttps://youtu.be/vNTbs3o7xoI?si=nC196LYUs1y0jOcF
>>129570718OP picrel is literally the worst demo i have ever heard
>>129571112>Joe Petagno artworklistening!
>>129571341I don't know man, does this look sane to you? kek>>129571349Mr. Homo dentist over here clocking in on the thread, respect
>Metal girlsEnjoy the hepatitis
>>129571253While the tape was private, the Grymyrk recordings were officially released in 2007 on the Stigma Diabolicum compilation.
>>129571764Chuck was a prolific groomer and homosexual.
I just roke up
RESPEKWOK>WUDJA SAY?
I dunno, feels a bit short.
Listening to Windhand again.
>>129573417heh joke's on you; I already have hepatitis.
>>129572703Based. Gonna listen to this after I finish listening to pic related.
>>129572173My queen.
Sex with metal sluts \m/
>>129571014>Chudlike Violence>no fags, no jews>no nogs, no troons
>>129574765I used to get naked pictures from Metal sluts back in the Yahoo chat room days.
>>129571014terratur possessions
>>129570730Didn't really know Horna had a 2024 release so checking it out. Seems pretty riffy so far.
Nickelback metal
i'm back ladies
Penis metal
>>129574747>not posting the original schizo-cover art
Post bangers: https://youtu.be/vynT9v9Iocw
>>129575281It's a lot better in my opinion.
>>129571014Doesnt seasons of mist still put out new albums ot is it just reissues?
>>129574794INHERENTLY.
>>129575441
>>129575426Assuming that stroke of a sentence is just "do Season of Mist release new albums?" they're literally releasing the new Drudkh soon
>>129575446hell yeah
>>129575470Not BM
>>129575489He's literally black metal.
>>129575489War Metal is a Black Metal subgenre.
>>129575500Incorrect.
>>129575489It's the blackest metal, you can barely even see him there
>>129575505Source?
>>129575518Just listen to it, it's clearly not black metal.
>>129575525yeah it is?
>>129575525Just listened. It's definitely black metal.
Boutta take a BM myself LOL
>>129575525>poseur doesn't know about first wave of black metalSad.
he's here
>>129575525War Metal is Black/Death, sorry kvlt kiddie
>>129575551"First wave" is also not real.
>>129575567Nothing black about it. Real black/death is different.
>>129575560he's queerget used to it
>>129575560Who
>>129575641The Dark Lord
>>129575641the ghost that never lies...
>>129575650negru...
>>129575684I wish he were here, at least some good music would be posted
>>129574278Fail Incelmo is mocked and despised here.
>>129574337the lyrics to "in an excruciating bla bla bla" are so gruesome that it's almost hilarious
Phil Anselmo is a Top 5 Metal Man of all time (Varg is number 1)
>>129575605>n...nuh uh!yawn
Ozzy is number 1
>>129575805>>129575821sorry but glenny benny takes that title
Monday morning /metal/ is going fairly speedily, huh
>morning
>>129575863Indeed.
>>129575853It's almost Tuesday though
>>129575872Oh fuck
>>129575805Varg isn't a metal fan and doesn't think of his music as metal, albeit.
>>129575894He does think of it as metal, just not black metal. Except for the first 2-3 albums.
>>129575853Just your average metal Mondays
Is it a When The Kite String Pops or a Paegan Terrorism Tactics sort of day /meal/?
>>129576151This is factually incorrect.
>>129575790It's so over the top and it fucking rules. My favorite line is during the clean guitar break >TAKE IT... BITCH.... BITCH............ BITCH....
>>129570730ENDLESS TENSION ENDLESS STRAINDESTROYS YOURSELF TO CONCENTRATE
EVERY BUDSMOKEEEEEEEEEN
>>129576158Shalom.
WHENEVER I STUMBLE WHENEVER I FALL WHENEVER I’M PUSHED AGAINST THE WALLTHIS WHITE MAN’S WORLD WON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>129575500Source?
>>129575650HEIL KILMISTER
>>129576319
Boat Trowa
Cryptic Shift reigns supreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKX9OjNy_NI
>>129576453>vice
>>129576483Who's she? Is she single?
>>129576415More like Cryptic Shit
>>129576483Every fucking time
Recommend me some stuff brehs.
Jewish metal?
>>129576686Keys To The Astral Gates And Mystic Doors
Give me your Pagan Black Metal gems!
>>129576766Another band promised by labels and journos to be the next big thing, and then quickly shelved to irrelevance
Knocked Loose
>>129576766
>>129576838I started listening to them long after the hype died down. They're pretty good but nothing mindblowing.
>>129576762https://youtu.be/IwCLR5ftA_Y
>>129576735That was good and unique, felt midwest emo at times.
>>129576762Define "Pagan Black Metal", IDK if this countshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4n5dR2KM68
First Ozzy, and now Kelly....
>>129576909fucking kek saved
>>129577100Fake news.
>Riffmogs you for 85 consecutive minutes
>>129577094I like this, it's like viking bathory albums
Blood Incantation? More like Bowel Evacuation
>>129577584Would you guys fuck the alien on hidden history of the human race album cover for 5 dollars?
>>129577002>be supreme white>wield a protest sign that says youre against white supremacyHow can you be against something that you are lol? If he truly believed this, that picture of his sign would have been taken alongside his suicided corpse
>>129577002>long hairnot a fighter
>>129577327How?
Behexen randomly cooked here and then never wrote another riff
>>129577611Am I paying the 5 or being paid?
>>129577618>>be supreme whitejust say you wanna blow him bro
>>129577685Non-sequitur
>>129577720Only a metalhead would understand
Where's the metal discussion
>>129577767It's schizo general
>>129575641The man with the child in his eyes
>>129577767Here you go
>>129577918Why does his head look like a Malteser?
>>129577909This album is excellent.
Ad Nauseam
>>129577648https://youtu.be/TgddV76dWSwIndeed
>live album has multiple versions, one being a limited edition that comes with a DVD+2 CDs in an A5 digipak, the American version which is a regular sized digipak but still comes with the 3 disks, and another that is just 2 CDs in a regular jewelcase>no versions on discogs of the digipaks that come with the DVD>buy the American version off ebay instead>it arrives and it looks worse than the VG condition the seller listed it as>but a European DVD version pops up on discogs>return the ebay version at a loss of 4 dollars for shipping and buy the discogs version>finally arrives after ~10 days>it's the fucking 2 CD jewel case versionI'm gonna lose it
>>129578466Who?
>>129578594I bought thishttps://www.discogs.com/release/9607828-Leprous-Live-At-Rockefeller-Music-Halloff ebay but then returned ithttps://www.discogs.com/release/9409159-Leprous-Live-At-Rockefeller-Music-HallBought this thinking I'd get the version with the DVD in the digipak cause that's what they listed it ashttps://www.discogs.com/release/9607761-Leprous-Live-At-Rockefeller-Music-HallGot this instead which is just 2 CDs in a jewel case
>>129578466serves you right for paying for music
>>129578653Real metalheads blast physical.
>>129578676The only thing i blast is test+tren.
>>129578752how big are your titties
>>129578752Get the fuck outta this thread and go ship my hell's order, gay-dawg
need a black metal gf
>>129578466>>129578618I know nothing about the band, but I see the title is OOP and the price is rising.You shouldn't have had to pay to return the first one. If the item was significantly not as described, PayPal should've helped.The jewel case was a listing "error" and you are not responsible at all. Open mediation with Discogs. if the seller wants to be a cunt, then fuck him like a cunt.
last song of my ep riffs writtenhttps://vocaroo.com/1nSleinyvjZc
>>129578900>You shouldn't have had to pay to return the first one. If the item was significantly not as described, PayPal should've helped.Eh, it wasn't *horrible*, I think I just have a low tolerance for what I'd consider very good. I mostly returned it cause the version I bought after was described as near mint. I'm not that upset about paying the return shipping.Putting up a listing for the limited edition and then sending me the regular jewel case version is completely different though, I'm not accepting that. I already sent a message saying they sent the wrong version with links and a pic pointing out it's the wrong version. I'm getting all my money back on that one. For now I'll just have to want-list both the American/European DVD+2CDs versions and hope a copy pops up that actually is the one they're saying it is. That or I rebuy the ebay one and just accept a not so great condition.
>>129578930>I think I just have a low tolerance for what I'd consider very good.I have developed zero tolerance over the years.
>>129578845need a BLACK metal gf
>>129578845there are no women who listen to black metal. even if they can name bands you've never even heard of, they don't actually listen to it. unless you're just in for the aesthetics, but then you might as well go for a goth gf since those are more abundant.
>>129578930I don't know your budget on this, but:>https://worldclinic.ee/dvd-d-blu-ray-d-4k-uhd/dvd-d/muusika/leprous-live-at-rockefeller-music-hall-dvd-2cd
>>129579042Seems like they only ship within Estonia. I'm gonna shoot them an e-mail seeing if they're willing to ship to US
>>129579110>>129579042Oops nevermind, they say on their page they won't take orders outside of Estonia. Might try and look for a proxy service.
Gayhem
Gayer
Based dead thread.
>>129579123I actually found another semi shady looking European shop that supposedly has it in stock that I'll email if they actually have it. I also saw a listing on Amazon Belgium that doesn't ship to the US but sent a message to the seller anyway asking if he'd be willing to send to the US if it's the right versionI'm on a treasure hunt at this point.
>>129579483Good luck.
>>129579483I'm sure you know: the 2CD jewel case, plus the standalone DVD gets you all the content. But the DVD is likely as hard to find.
>>129570718https://youtu.be/zO7kN6vc4Oo?list=PLmUWuOAXrdtCrWE6ush_-TK5NaG5p5ea9
>>129579738From what I can see the DVD+CDs limited version comes with a slightly bigger booklet than the jewel case version so I'm trying to go for that one. I've bought all their other records and gone the more deluxe edition each time when I can. And yeah, the only listing I've found of the DVD standalone is on ebay for a nice low price of 240 USD
>>129579767I play the same game - that's why I had a quick scout for you.
>>129580428why did you take this image from /gg/?
>>129580438Guitars are metal?
>>129580465don't lie. you thought it was funny because he is overweight, right?
>>129580556This shit gay ass hell ngl
>>129580583"Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex" is a lot better imo but this is still decent.
>>129570730Peak sadcore.
>>129580639>cover artYikes
>>129580645u wot m8
>>129580748It's extremely ugly
shalom.......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20b9dUx7lC0
>>129570730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBoUQyIuiNQhard to step away from this beauty once it starts
It's 40 years old now, say something nice about it.
>>129581048>It's 40 years old nowI'm not far off myself.
Im probably gonna be asleep when new thread is made. Can someone repost my darkthrone cult is alive speedup mod post for me please. ThanksNight night
>>129578962give voodoo punani
>>129580478I don’t know anything about guitars but I don’t think fat fingers can play good
>>129570812>autistDefinitely but ptsd also. She's permanently damaged. The spamming is her coping mechanism. She's also a mod.
Artist: FullmoonAlbum: United Aryan EvilSong: Aryans Ride Over Falling Israel>[instrumental]
>>129582045Lmfao that's not really the name of a song is it?
>>129582059You think this is a joke to us?
>>129582080So it really is? Holy fuck lmao
>>129582080>usLmfao
>>129582045Gigabased
>>129581967>your only post is replying to a 35 hour old postyou just proved you only come here to kvetch about antisemitism lmao
>>129582045HEIL
>>129582123Great cope lmfao
>>129581967100% confirmed. All statements.
>>129582432Remember the last time you spent a thread replying to yourself?
>>129582467No. But I bet you do lmfao
>>129570726
Listen to instrumental prog metal RIGHT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RSJ5RHbn7A
it's been 5 years since senjutsu
>>129582655Great album.
Why are most self proclaimed black metal fans not even white?
>>129582638I remember wishing you'd post something besides AaL. I regret that now.
>>129582638>instrumental prog metal
new DF album just dropped
The first 2 tracks, not counting the intro, are fucking bangers. I love it when BM has drumming that make you wanna dance. Discovered this dude from the split he did with TV and Wehrhammer and he easily had the best track on it. I really hope there is a new release soon...
>>129583195The new track was fucking amazing. I really like that album too, but if he makes new music I hope he gets a human drummer
>>129582829it's in the name
>>129583089thanks obombna
>>129583089good image
>>129582975Scale the Summit are good. Can't beat a bit of prog metal>>129583052Not an argument
fuck you I like Elderwind
>>129573405>>129571349Brit, of course
>>129584087cringe edits are actually the highest form of argumentation
>>129584087>Can't beat a bit of prog metal
Acheron - Rites of the Black Mass
>>129584880>9 (66%)
>>129584886What about it? 7/10 is decent.
i command someone to make a new thread
>>129584993why are you so lazy
This is what you get for not making a new edition sooner>>129585030>>129585030>>129585030>>129585030>>129585030
>>129585037is it actually that bad?
>>129585037But thats better than most editions, despite being cringe.
>lmfao