I don't

>>129647628
>pic unrelated

I don't like how metal bands pigeonhole themselves into a specific subgenre and become multiple layers of creatively bankrupt

these particular guys can't play their instruments so it's more like some art fag shit than real metal

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It was nice

>>129647879
Clone bands are often lame, but if you can build on a specific sound or distill it into something stronger, that's cool.

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I don't really like Black Metal but I like Watain. I know it's probably approachable baby slop to True Blue NSBM Faggots but being able to actually differentiate instruments from the sound wall and having an understandable vocalist and some cool riff/solo/drum setpieces makes for some songs that I like. I haven't ventured beyond Sworn to the Dark yet, though.

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It wasn't bad

>>129647628
Because nazism faggot in it.
VENOM was fun and did the Satanism for fun, then little fags heard it and took it seriously.
it's just gay faggots screaming over shitty played instruments,with clown makeup.

>>129649141
>Reasons to not like something:
Homosexual Clown Germans

I need more marijuana man

>>129647628
I'm Christian.
Also some bands do these screeching vocals I hate.

>>129647628
I don't and have a t shirt of that album

>>129647872
spbp

Nazi Vuvuzela album != black metal

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I love black metal. It is more than just music to me, but a way of life.

It's one of my eternal obsessions, and that album is NOT bm.

>>129650821
>>129647872
how is it not BM? aside from the ambient sections it's classic atmoshit BM

Sounds like shit on purpose. Bunch of queers wearing makeup and doing gay poses in the woods. Being edgelords and hating God. It's simply the fucking worst.

If Welcome to Hell is not Black Metal and The Return is not black metal and Don't Break the Oath is not black metal and Filosofem is not black metal and Enthrone Darkness Triumphant is not black metal then is black metal literally just one band and a couple of knockoffs they were friends with?

>>129647628
>posts one of the most overrated normie BM albums of all time

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I like Lifelover a lot :-)

>>129649141
>took it seriously
That's why black metal is good. It's the only subgenre that takes itself seriously. The rest is insincere slop that borders on self-parody.

>>129647628
I don't

https://youtu.be/VXgpmdDSKbk?si=k6ZqXe90uxj47JJy

Black metal is my one true love. I listen to it every single day for several hours

clicky drum triggers are gay, if you can't Dave Lombardo for real then stick to Lars

>>129647628
I don’t hate it musically, I just hate its goofy cartoon character try hard culture like is the case with all extreme music genres.

it sounds like shit and the people who listen to it are repulsive

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>>129649140
Pretty good music but Jesus what an insufferable Spotify bio

>>129647628
The """vocals""".

>>129653731
lmao this nigga listening to Stravinsky on Spotify

>>129652116
>the only subgenre that takes itself seriously.
that's the prerequisite for good black metal
it's cheesy, goofy, over-the-top exterior, the pseudonyms, etc
and yet it takes itself seriously and the listener is invited do so as well or completely miss the point
the same reason why people enjoy read LotR, hobbits? elves?
It only works once you accept an amount of 'ridiculousness' or childlike fantasy

>>129648586
What album

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>>129647928
burzum is one guy