>*glides towards you*how do you respond?
>>129651662
>I know why you're doin this travellin>without movin (without movin)>can't stop>*bass solo*
>>129651662Scream>FUTURES>MADE OFoff key and completely monotone directly into his face. His hat flies off from the sheer force of it.
>>129651662so JK I think you better keep your distance , I'm too young to die
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>>129651662I'd start dancingI'd start walkingI'd start rearranging furniture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJIRC6Oxzn0How did they ever recover from this?
>>129651728Why did he do it?
>>129651782>he pleaded virtual insanity
Millennials and zoomers will never realize just how f'n cool it was to make play-on-words puns on hip, new terms like "virtual reality."
CTRL+W
>>129652194*siiiiiip*
>>129651662tell him that, actually, im on wheels and I'M the one who's gliding towards HIM
>>129651833CARLOS!!
>>129651662Kiss him
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>129651662>*wave dashes away*
turn 360° an walk away
>>129651662I slide down to properly greet him
>>129651833Fricking carlos
>>129651662We are in an airport. He is on a moving walkway. I greet him with a hearty hello and a hug and ask him how his trip was.
>>129651833
>>129651833Heh
