Iranian riffs editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129713741
https://youtu.be/zK1mLIeXwsQ
>>129733478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzf8NNF1Af4
name your top five metal bands
BLASTING
I want it all but I know I don't need it...
>>129733492EarthDeftonesMetallicaPoppyGodflesh
>>129733495
>>129733492SlayerMetallicaDeathSleepDying FetusMetallica kind of feels like cheating tho so if I had to replace them I'd go with Bathory or Skeletonwitch.
>>129733441He's smirking because he's a jew. Your not a jew are you?
All quiet on the western front as they say...
>>129733495These riffs are so good broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw22D7f_-6w
Thank God we keep a 5$ million dollar anti-air machine gun on our illegal grow operation
>>129733495https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlLim-COARo&si=tZU2p4S60ZC87J_r
>>129733676The way it should be.
>>129733672A HASH CUPCAKE BAKEDBY SATAN
>>129733495DON'T GO IN THEREYOU BEST BEWARE
Thinking about how Euros just had rain privilege for their Kultur 88
Is it raining again? Yes now I will continue building my abacus while my slaves deliver my bread in the pouring rain
>>129733801I spent the last of my money on food delivery and a Last.fm subscription.
>>129733789>>129733801Any common lout would know that European culture and their "accelerated progression" if you will, was directly connected to their geographical climate (rain)
>>129733819Yes that was meant to be what some random Mongolian would be saying about 1000 years ago but congratulations you are probably even dumber then them
>>129733834Sorry I'm stoned.
>>129733853This mfer smoking that racist og pack jeeez
>>129733495Tired of the metal so I threw on some Camel.
>>129733922get the fuck off the thread then
>>129733937Don't be such a No-fun Nancy.
>>129733922>i'm tired of metal so i came to the metal thread to post non-metal
>>129733492Deathspell Omega Deathspell Omega Deathspell Omega Deathspell Omega Deathspell Omega
>>129734292This but unironically.
>>129734307I'm only being a little bit ironic. It's genuinely upsetting sometimes that I can't find bands that are able to top them. Almost every single band who tries to copy their style fails miserably.
In a world populated by fags, NSBM reigns supreme.
>>129734457Is NSBM had anything going for it it would just be called black metal.
>>129734560Do not feed the schizo who has posted this like 20 times now.
>>129733456I replace that with random racist shit etc.
Holy shit
>>129734568>20 times=schizoWhat does 4000 times make you? Lmfao
>>129734568ableist bigot
>>129734457but the world IS populated by fags...
>>129734764Not my town.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129734778I live In California so NSBM must reign supreme here.
>>129734825>I live In Californiakek, faggot
>>129734825Probably. State is known for its faggotry.
>>129734825Yes. Cali is a haven for the NSBM queers because of its gayness.
Satan made me do it
>>129734457https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institut_f%C3%BCr_SexualwissenschaftYour institute, your books, your people. You're gay.For the cure, scroll to the middle.
>>129733896Whatcha think? The singles they released were very "-core"y
>>129734905Bet you found that an interesting read lol. Don't panic sugar tits. It's ok to be gay. Be at peace with it lmfao
>>129734938Kek
>>129734905Rekt
Honestly listening to those early gorgoroth albums never gets old.
>>129734942Why did you respond to yourself lass?
>>129734946meant for >>129734941
>>129734457why is NSBM banned on reddit?
>>129734958Reddit don't like the gays
>>129734950Nice try gay lol
>>129734950No really. Why did you reply to yourself lass?
Absolutely great metal thread here lads. Some fag can just post the same /pol/bait shit every day and still cause meltdowns and shitflinging.
>>129735024he's talking to himself
>>129735024>post the same shit every dayOh the irony lmfao
>>129734922yeah it's embarrassing
>>129735040Not everyone is the bot you think they are.
>>129735062You missed the point.
I thought this was an elaborate shitpost by metal pages and groups.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R99G3TAwrTcEverybody was saying this shit was fake, but this single sounds better than their last 2 albums.
SUCH IS THE BLOOD LUST OF THESE BEARDED HUSTLERS
>>129735417Correct.
https://youtu.be/3RNeu5WFMrQ?si=3Ctzr5qRGpa64Owo
For what purpose
https://youtu.be/3RNeu5WFMrQ?
>>129735520Antisemitism
>>129733495>FIGARO>FIGARO>FI-GA-ROOO
>>129735601>t. 30 yo fat, ugly, retarded unemployed virgin in his mom's basement
>>129733492GoatpenisNyogthaebliszConquerorSpite Extreme WingThe Village People
>>129735520oddly selective questionironic file name
new Darkthronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_qW8fPEVCYit's definitely Darkthrone, sounds like they at least drank a cup of coffee or something before recording this time
>>129735722Better than the last 2 or 3 albums, like I mentioned above.
>>129735722Fenriz is so reddit that I instinctively throw-up in my mouth a little whenever I see anything with him on it, but the song is fine, for darkthrone's standards in the past 20-something years, it could be WAY worse
>>129735722It's cute how they're still very heavily influenced by Celtic Frost.
haven't heard anything past the first 3 by darkthrone
>>129735774You listened to UAFM but not TH? Huh?Panzerfaust is also worth checking out but then the rest is pointless.
Holy shit>>129735608
>>129735792Funeral Moon is better than Hunger.
>>129735797Not Metal.
>>129735816Retard
>>129735824Jewrosis is gay.
>>129735816Both Neuroris and Isis are on MetalArchives
>>129735839So are Rush
>>129735839My dick and balls are on MetalArchives if you look hard enough
>>129735839Metal Fartchives is operated by a yuro libtard twat.
>>129735797Listened to 3 tracks and it's great so far
>>129735846>>129735874Cope
>>129735768 What I look like when someone tries bothering me before I've had my morning coffee
>DUDE COFFEE LMAO
>>129735924Seethe
>>129735807Yeah but why stop at UAFM. TH is still good.Listening to one but not the other is fucking weird.
>>129735924So you ARE saying that Rush are metal then? Just wanna get that on record.
>>129736235I'm a rebel
Rush are metal- Anonymous user, 2026
>>129735661Whatever helps you sleep at night
What is poggers and what is monkaS and is metal poggers
Alissa White-Gluz has a new band
>>129736438she sucks
>>129736462I wish she sucked me
>>129736321Rush have been on MA for yearsno one outside of a couple retards on MA is arguing that Rush are metal
>Pre-Historic MetalThe fuck is that? Did they run out of ideas for black metal songs?
>>129733752I'll take the one baked by God instead 88
Best old school death metal album?
I only listen to one priest. And that's Judas Priest!
>>129736509buy a girl
>>129736588Altars of madness is the only real answer
>>129733495These guys were actually pretty good before they became super gay
>>129736677forgot pic
>>129736677I don't know what it is that makes kvlt symphonic black metal bands turn into vampire queers like Dimmu Borgir, CoF, Ancient, and most recently Stormkeep.
>>129736588Ogga booga metal as the finest. 10/10 album
>>129736687money and goth girl pusy
>>129736588My personal favorite
>>129736687>kvlt>symphonic These are incompatible.
>>129736721Then explain Kristallnacht - Warspirit.
>>129736742The fact it sounds gay as shit.
>>129735797>Neurosis without Scott Kelly2026 KWABOTY
>>129736685I like their new works. Theli is my favourite.
>>129736756hebraic post
>>129736790thats where I dropped them
>>129736795>shit album:I>shit album (NS):O
>>129736795Correct.
>>129735520No purpose, it's pure echolalia.
>>129736756Poser post
>>129736770Sorry I don't listen to wife beaters
>>129736894>The ironyYou have 0 self-awareness
recommend me some blacked death metal. no whore metal shit
>>129737179As do you.
>>129736756Correct. It's NSBM
>>129737215>no u
>>129736588Gotta be Vader
>>129735053My curiosity got the better of me, this is bad
new exodus album sucks. even worse than megadeth’s album
>>129734782INHERENTLY.
Is disneycore still relevant?
What are your thoughts about /metal/?
New Nemesism (Gutteral Secrete) drop todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF3cyabiXeo
>>129736588Altars of Madness
>>129737331Too many schizos
>>129737331Hasn't been good for over about 7 years but is now at its absolute worst.
>>129737331the antithesis to pussy
>>129737181https://youtu.be/TDHI1MY-u8Q
>>129737419thanks dawg
>>129737331too many fags, literally fags
>>129736673>>129736688two insanely based answers
>>129737331not antisemitic enough
>>129737409Cool, enjoy dicks
Is it just me or do people here post the same kind of metal over and over? There is almost no variety
>>129737469So too hetero for ya?
>>129737507they are bots
>>129737181You probably already know them but the COCKE remains the peak for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQBADQ4aZ6k
liking this a lot
>>129737181Ljosazabojstwa mogshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlZCVRFvjWA
>>129737469Correct.
>>129737469You need more of this do you?
MANKIND DEATH IS CLOSE AT HAND THE WORLD HANGING ON BY A STRAND
>>129737507Be more specific
>>129737181>whore metal...what? Also, Azarathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaiXmyt1CHc
>>129736790>Theli>NewI agree it's a great album, though>>129736818So did I for the longest time, but after giving the stuff that followed a second try, years down the road, I found myself enjoying everything up to Secret Of The Runes. Lemuria and Sirius B are kinda goofy but not necessarily bad. That's where I draw the definitive line, though.
>>129736721Anon, you are objectively wrong. I'm sorry, but I have hope that you'll see the light (or darkness as it were)
>>129735839They make mistakes. Budgie is there, but Uriah Heap isn't. Ministry is there, but not Treponem Pal. That makes no sense at all, I don't care who you are. I do like how anti-mallcore and related -core barely-metal-adjacent they are, though.
>>129733495It's pretty good for what it is and for its time
>>129733801>got immensely criticised by zika brained babbies about his albums being too long>releases shortest album of his career>also happens to be his worst since his debuthope y'all are happy
>>129736673>>129736688>>129736703>>129737268>>129737368>>129737453/metal/ and shit taste, name a more iconic duo
>>129734292>>129734319What did you think about The Long Defeat? I was saddened and quite shocked by how much of a step back it was. Felt subdued and almost dumbed down It really sounds like they were trying to go back to the SI MONUMENTVM sound (which, don't take me wrong, was an amzing album, but I mean if I want to listen to a SMRC-like I'll listen to SMRC, or some of the other classic orthodox albums of the time, like Merrimack's Of Entropy And Life Denial).
>>129734614see >>129735816
>>129736588I can't choose a single favourite old school orthodox no nonsense no deathrash no modifier no nothing just OSDM album ever; it's a tie between Pestilence's Consvming Impvlse, Bolt Thrower's Realm Of Chaos (Slaves To Darkness), Pungent Stench's For God Your Soul... For Me Your Flesh, and Entombed's Left Hand Path.All of them recorded in 1989, by the way
>>129737830Enslaved Obtainment sounds gayer than most fucking Deafheaven albums.It joins the incredibly short list of "albums that actually made me laugh aloud listening to it".
There are 2 things I like in this life. Riffs, and bashing my wig.
Poppy!
>>129738020we love this here
>>129734393based, haven't listened to this but I have been a huge fan of the apostate for a long time
Hellveto is the final level of Symphonic black metal and is absolutely trve.
>>129737997Oh, you have genuine bad taste, I do apologise and hope you get better.
>>129738039And also that is (chronologically) his last worthwhile album, coindicentally
>>129737921Im gonna keep coming here until you change the name to extreme metal
>>129738077I don't know who you are
also>change the name...of what?
>>129738088It doesn't matter, if you faggots cant accept anything else change the name of the damn thread to just extreme metal
>>129736790I never listened to this album because of that shitty cover
>>129737997>sounds gayer than most fucking Deafheaven albums.This is objectively untrue, but most symphonic black metal sounds pretty gay, surprised you haven't realized this a long time ago. All of them. Bishop of Hexen, Limbonic Art, Obtained Enslavement, Emperor, Summoning, Gehenna, Dimmu Borgir, Hecate Enthroned, Agathodaimon, Anorexia Nervosa... all pretty damn gay.
>>129738106I don't get it>>129738112I think it's rather charming
>>129738115wtf I love gay now
>>129738115>This is objectively untrueNah OE is still the second gayest album I've ever heard besides Noontide.
>>129738154Still just an opinion, sorry
>>129738119The name of this thread is /metal/ which would imply all metal is discussed here, but only extreme metal (death, Black, thrash) is accepted. Thats gay
>>129738154You haven't heard very much then. For example, Nargarothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOv-9caR94c
>>129738181yeah and back on AOL instant messenger chat rooms, guess what we talked about in the Metallica chat roomnot Metallica
>>129738181Just becuase Deep Purple is not metal doesn't mean only extreme metal is discussed here.
>>129738195>not MetallicaGood, it sucks diseased dick
>>129737997now I need to check it out, the cover looks ridiculous enough
>>129738203>Deep Purple is not metalThey are on Metal Archives lol
>>129738224Imagine Under The Sign Of Hell with more melody and keyboards (and better production)
>>129738176I think you just have a stronger preference for gay shit than me really.I have heard black metal made by trannies that sounds a million times less gay than OE.>>129738183Oh no I have heard that, but I remember that track being the worst one. The rest of the album wasn't as bad.
>>129738237You need to stop sucking their dick so hard, my man>>129737854
>>129738020when she bashed Metallica I fell in love with her
>>129738244I think you just have bad opinions and a very frail sense of masculinity, what can I say
>>129737854I don't know how ignorant you have to be to think Neurosis or Isis are not metalOddly enough Rosetta are not there
>>129738273>I don't knowYes, there are plenty of things you seem to be ignorant of
I think 90% of metal sucks but the 10% that doesn’t is good
>>129738292Average metal poster
>>129738287You think sludge metal is just Hardcore punk or somethingThat's pretty ignorant
>>129738292>I think that what is not bad is goodtell us more, O deep thinker
>>12973771690% of shit that gets posted here is just extreme black or death metal and people barely talk about other genres
>>129738259shut up simp
>>129738310See, I didn't say that (I'm not >>129735839), and that's a great example of the many things you're ignorant about. Anyway, why would I take the words of someone who thinks Deep Purple is metal seriously?
>>129738181Isn't there extreme metal general already?
>>129738325Cry harder>>129738339You're standing on it
>>129738337How are Deep Purple not metal but Black Sabbath are?
>>129738325There's a fucking /trad metal/ genre half the time literally to cater to you.Thrash still gets talked about here anyway, but yeah trad shit doesn't because it's soft and boring.
>>129738181you can post whatever metal you want here and it all gets shit on. don't be a baby.
>>129738350The cancer killing this general>>129738363>music without screams and growls is boringLol ok dude
>>129736588Severed survival
>>129738356Because they're heavier, more dissonant, and created riff patterns that would inform the entirety of the '80s. Deep Purple are just hard rock. How are Deep Purple metal? How is Led Zeppelin not? AC/DC? Arctic Monkeys?
>>129738365What's the point of this general when most of the metal bands get shit on?
there's a difference between shit metal and not metalsymphonic metal = shitmetalcore = not metalall metal posting is encouraged herenot metal posting is hated and banned here
>>129733495uuuuurp
>>129738373Cry harder grand-dad-rock cock sucker>>129738382Try being a man maybe
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>>129738381The line between hard rock and heavy metal is pretty thin especially when lot of hard rock bands directly inspired heavy metalIf Deep Purple are not metal neither is Dream Theater
>>129738385retard
>>129738389Try getting out of your basement>>129738390Is that Hungarian?
>>129738396I agree, and neither is Rush
isn't it funny how trad metal dorks are too soft to post here, just like the metal they listen to is soft and wimpy? meanwhile extreme fags embrace the hostility, just like the hostile music they listen to. it's really the essence of extreme music vs NPC music in a nutshell.
>>129738381Deep Purple are no less heavy than Dio albums
>>129738405>haha le basement jokeCastrated behaviour>>129738412They're just really, really old and fragile is all
>>129738412Imagine being proud of listening to music that sounds like shit on purpose
>>129738412post abs
>>129738417I agree, Rainbow isn't metal either
>>129738385>symphonic metal = shitEven symphonic black metal?
>>129738459The inside of my toilet looks like this.
>>129738373>>music without screams and growls is boringUsually yes. Again thought I mentioned Thrash and that doesn't always have those.Make more fucking bands like Desultor where it's extreme metal without being mostly screams and I'll shut up.
>>129738450try to keep up
>>129738450especially symphonic black metal. i'd rather listen to nightwish
absolutely horrendous thread
>>129738412Pretty funny yeah
opeth fans pissing and shitting their pants ITT
>>129738469If you can't appreciate vocalists like Halford or Dio there's something wrong with you >>129738473Once is a classic
>>129738473Of course you would, you Bad Dragon shareholder
>>129738480not enough nazi slop for ya, chuddy?
>symphonic metal is sh-
>>129738496No one in this thread mentioned Opeth
>>129738515I just assume the guy who hates extreme metal is a fan of them
>>129738515Still, it's a good bet that they are
>>129738480What happens when you have a lazy OP.
>>129738509based
>>129738405>Is that Hungarian?damn didn't even notice it switched again from englishanyway, 520 views in 13 hours? lol
>>129738509ophidian wheel is my drop off point
>>129738480Average /metal/ thread>>129738523Why would someone who hates extreme metal listen to a band with growls?
>>129738412Great observation.
>>129738496Opeth are actually good unlike most of the hipster shit posted here
you now remember when Whitechapel wrote a diss track against neckbeard elitists (and won)
>>129738526Compared to a simp OP? Or an off-topic OP?
>>129738498>If you can't appreciate vocalists like Halford or Dio there's something wrong with youI do, but their music is fucking BORING
>>129738547Opeth is pussy metal even with the growls so he might like it.
>>129738412>muh music is good because it's brutal and scares da normies! Kek no wonder you faggots hate most melodic death and black metal or atmospheric black metal
I refuse to listen to music made by chuds, because chuds refuse to make good music
>>129738560found one lmao
Albums for when you can't stop Heiling?
>>129738560Correct.
>>129738570They can write fun melodies and hooks, which can't be said for most extreme metal
>>129738587https://youtu.be/PzHLPnGuVSQ?is=wqb6F3Rmvu4XMOM5
>>129738587The 2nd track on this album specifically.https://youtu.be/yZkzXOiwxcI?si=BCr8TF7mXOGfBXRV&t=174
>>129738560>hipster shit posted herewhat, like Artillery, Ruins Of Beverast, Luciferion, fucking Darkthrone? What's your definition of hipster?
>>129738563Joke's on them, I'm both.
>>129738617Anything I don't like
>>129738587
>>129738624Bvsed collection.
>>129738617hipster means anything he hasn't heard of
>>129738563Based
>>129738624>nazi slop and utterly homosexual shitthis is what chuds are actually like
>>129738563Beyond cringe. Deathcore is shit
>>129738654It is, but so are neckbeards and I'm not sure which is more cringe
>>129738624kek based
>>129738675based on what
>>129738480the clique has been known to have that effect
Coreshit is based and still makes neckbeards seethe
Why's /metal/ so dead?
>>129738691I like hardcore and metalcore (not the gay shit though) but I don't post it here. Not into deathcore though for some reason.
I just listened to new Neurosis album and it was good
>>129736588Whichever makes me balder
>>129738701Did you like new Converge?
>>129738691this
>>129738719I'm a few albums behind on converge but I like everything up through AWLWLB
>>129738731>AWLWLBthat's the noise corefags make when choking on dick, concidentally
>>129738596>which can't be said for most extreme metallollmao even
>>129738755It stands for All we love we leave behind
>>129738642You will never be on my level
AI METAL FRIDAY! \\m// ARE YOU IMMUNE TO PSYOPPPPS?!!! OR ARE YOU RUNNING THE PSYOPS YOURSELVES? xDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6rY2twJuyI
>>129738759Post some fun and memorable extreme metal that's not meloshit
>>129738778You are a psyop
>>129738780NTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1zx3ZZn5Y
>>129738780>say something I've already decided I'll disagree with beforehandOh for sure just wait a bit, won't be a second
>>129738772>Machine HeadLol at least you posted their most tolerable albumI used to like some of their songs but they don't hold up very well
>>129738771I fucking know, my guy. It was a funny ha-ha. Jesus fucking christ.
>>129738780What's the point? Some of the most obvious extreme metal is clearly catchy and fun.There's a reason people would post GHOULS all the time you fucking retard.
>>129738772>two and a half good albums>You will never be on my levelThank fuck, it'd be a long way down
>>129738794>Lol at least you posted their most tolerable albumEh I don't agree. The Blackening is a million times better to the point where I consider it an actually "good" album, albeit sure the lyrics get cringier with Aesthetics Of Hate etc.UtL just feels like The Blackening lite and with less memorable bits.
>>129738786Huh? I raise awareness of psyops, but I hate dogs and am pro-UFO truth. Psyops are glowie ops who want people to love dogs and not believe in UFOs. Just clarifyin' for ya ;D
>>129738810>>129738810>>129738810
>>129738815How come the thread was made before the 310th post in this thread?
>>129738787Not badSounds like surf rock with harsh vocals>>129738790>>129738804I just want to know what you like>Some of the most obvious extreme metal is clearly catchy and fun Death was the first example I would think of
>>129738809>The Blackening is a million times betterSlanderous ruins that album with the absolutely abysmal lyrics Halo and Clenching the Fists of Dissent are pretty good though
>>129738802It really was not
>>129738844>Slanderous ruins that album with the absolutely abysmal lyricsAll the lyrics are bad, I just ignore it. I'm in it for the music and the drums.
>>129738859They are at least not as bad as on Catharsis, that album was a trainwreck.
>>129734614>>129737921Mk II Deep Purple are borderline, but most other DP albums being easily more hard rock than heavy metal.>>129738106>>129738181That's not even true, but if you feel excluded, you should go gather with people who are like you (/trad/) instead of demanding acceptance from people you are at odds with.
>>129738871I've not really bothered checking them out pre-Blackening and post-Diamonds, as the bits I listened to weren't even good enough musically to tempt me in.The MH drummer is fucking wasted on that band
>>129738899Their debut album is a solid old school groove metal album in style of Pantera but most other stuff isn't worth listening toTheir nu-metal era was hilariously bad thoughhttps://youtu.be/HJzeJiHHQOY?is=TgGs_Ubd8lq98yBHhttps://youtu.be/iQWu8IE-b6A?is=8D7JrcMvOg1N6j8B
>>129738880Trad has defined rules /meal/ is a constant shitstorm and I think its specifically because of the extremely general tag of "metal"There is never a /punk/ general because punks hate eachother and need to be separated into groups. metalheads are the same
new Opera IX album
Stormkeep turning into CoF
>>129739831Such a cool move. Filters the posers.
