Well Bitch edition 2FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLold: >>129758130
One day, someday / I will cuckold Louis CachetThis I promise, to you I say: / I will cuckhold Louis Cachet
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129763015even if it's their worst album, you can't lump in Bolt Thrower with the rest of that flavourless cack
BLASTING
>>129762989bayou doom
>>129763043coal
Real Blasting
>>129763043
say the line, Bart
>>129763066Favorite album
>>129763087you're way fatter and browner than that, kvnty
Holy fucking KINO
>>129762989
>>129763058
>>129763058>>129763154based
Running my first marathon next month and will be racing to Natur, Kultur, Natur, Kultur, and finally Ultra to finish
>>129763190have fun, hope you go into cardiac arrest
>>129763190No demos or EP?
Will the king of the shitheap please stand up
>>129763190You've already won
>>129763220whaddya want
>>129763223Marathons aren't about winning, they're about dying in the process
>>129763224Rec me microtonal black metal that isn't jute gyte
>>129763234Why would I do such a thing? What have you done?
Jute Clique
What's cringier? Anglos LARPing as nazis, or slavs LARPing as vikings LARPing as nazis?>>129763234Any black metal can be microtonal when you can't tune a guitar
>>129763245You're not the king of the shitheap. Pathetic, another /shredditor/...
Hectorian bros, what albums are we waiting for?
>>129763268yer ma's
>>129763260nah bro don't call me out like that man that's weak dude weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoJqgaZiYSMthe world never did see an album quite as heavy ever again
>>129763292*Blocks you're path*
>>129763308not metal
Your honest thoughts on Meshuggah
>>129763311Stay madhttps://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Mastodon/Leviathan/44949
>>129763308I am a bit worried that this might not be a joke, not gonna lie
>>129763322That doesn't mean anything, we've pointed that out in the previous thread. NM.
>>129763318Decent but lacking in melody. I don't really think about them.
>>129763322what?>>129763318pretty good to actually great until obzen then they got fucking boring and samey
listen to Show No Mercy
>>129763322lol I bet you think Kyuss is metal too you fucking clown
>>129763337Nobody in the thread mentioned Kyuss.
>>129763345use your brain for once in your fucking life
>>129763345I think it's a reference to the fact that they're also in the "encyclopaedia" even though they're also not metal>>129763334I only listen to good music
>>129763352>no uNGMI.
why does he hold the knife like that, /metal/?
>>129763369>hallucinating a reply he never gotthis is your brain on whatever substance makes you think masectodon is metal and prevents you from following a simple, three-step, linear syllogism
Another fine piece of thought from /shredd1t/'s greatest minds.
>>129763393What does that mean, friend?
>>129763404Just trying to summon Hector
>>129763058A bit of an overcorrection.
>>129763426Have you tried challenging him to single combat before the citadel's gates
>>129762989Do you guys like atmospheric or ambient shiz?Post ambient albums or tracks:>Lustmord, Much Unseen Is Also Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-omfuBabf8
>>129763452I would, but the fella is nowhere to be seen
>>129763467try yelling at his dad that his son's a coward and insult his hussy of a sister-in-law
>>129763463Yeah, but since this is /metal/ at least we should try to keep appearances and post metal-related ambienthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8-GqZp0OY4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-scYdEhbTBs
>>129763190>literal jogger
Dillinger escape plan or converge?
>>129763560metal
>>129763560DEP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMEYLlDThZU
Yeah I'm thinking its Domenico Scarlatti blasting time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXIIxVTPkQkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXIIxVTPkQkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXIIxVTPkQkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXIIxVTPkQk
>>129763695no slams, 3/10
>>129763706Thank you /shredditor/.
>>129763712*slammitor
>>129763722Slam is not music.
>>129763058THE DIE IS CAST
>>129763695DSBMo s imc ne a on r ri lcaot t i
>>129763822Meds.
>>129763833What for? To fix the formatting issue in this dreadful website?
>>129763840Yep, meds time
>>129763511>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8-GqZp0OY4hey this is great
>>129763845you're the one who needs meds to fix that dangerous lack of whimsy, friend
>>129763850Not meta-- fair enough
>>129763860Correct!
>>129763860Just took them and got the joke in your post. Funny.
who do we hate
>>129764222Ourselves
>>129764222>>129764240Correct.
>>129764222people who hate Poppy
the motherfuckin' Cancer Bats
>>129763337They are
why does the first track from this album end so shittily and for so long?
>>129763526Not metal
>>129763560Both are more metal than atmoshit
>>129764454Shit taste.
>>129764455correct, it's too good to be metal
KNOCKED LOOSE MOTHERFUCKER
>>129764520Metal
>>129763015Correct.
>>129764454Matches the rest of the album.
>>129763015Excellent bait
>>129763560the locust
>>129764222varg, fenriz, jdawg, the list goes on
>The heavy music fans showed significantly higher symptoms of depression and anxiety than the non-fans; however, there was no difference between the two groups on trait anger. Gowensmith and Bloom (1997) found that heavy metal fans did not show an increase in anger after listening to heavy metal music. In this study, heavy metal music was highly arousing to both fans and non-fans, and in fact, measured state-arousal was greater among heavy metal listeners. Despite the arousing influence of the music, heavy metal fans displayed no difference in self-reported anger whether they were listening to a non-preferred music genre (country) or heavy metal. Non-fans, on the other hand, did display greater self-reported anger after listening to heavy metal. It is unclear whether the non-fans were angry as a result of the musical characteristics, or because they were being asked to listen to something they did not enjoy.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4439552/
>>129765132J-Dawg is beloved here
>>129763268Ad Nauseam of course
>>129765180A good look for metalheads
https://youtu.be/XTa5elHZfKE?si=__UJeQAh2KHqM3Z0
Why
>>129764222women and tourists
>>129763058I got new headphones (P100 SE) and they sound real goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yqagyJelgg&list=RD6yqagyJelgg&start_radio=1
>>129766506They need mana to play the Max songs, and they used it up
love this album, don’t care what you chuds think
>>129767001Based and correct
>>129767001This is a Kruelty general.
>>129763043https://youtu.be/eFg1AGuAGYA?si=6NSl1xZ3SW8jeU5Jhttps://youtu.be/NZ_wT5qx0UM?si=UAminQeQzQtCCUv4https://youtu.be/wUyItfjxCaY?si=kAF5UaCPED70ssbyhttps://youtu.be/2EJf7yQCtGA?si=wXDlCeG2X0ARxNRIhttps://youtu.be/5R682M3ZEyk?si=DWA-vc3G1nqYerqHhttps://youtu.be/pdSPKDGcYvk?si=e64fzA884ZZg7I0Fhttps://youtu.be/RTf2xoWGAJo?si=iehPbHkPGLeFJKSn
>>129767065based repellent
What the fuck did I just listen to?
>>129763560Kickback
>>129767001That's fine but maybe post it somewhere it belongs, not the metal thread, given it's not metal.
>>129768374Can I post this instead?
>>129767065Not metal
>>129768810The only reason he posts it is because you are stupid enough to respond to it. Next time try to exercise basic impulse control and just ignore him.
>>129768840Quite a bit of effort for a 2 word reply
>>129769055Effortposting will save /metal/.
>>129768840He samefags it.
Why so dead, /metal/?
>>129769526All the good posters left
>>129769526You can't fucking figure that out?
>>129769526bad case of the mondays.
>>129769560Who? What happened to them? >>129769579No
>>129769608They erm... krilled themselves
>>129769073So he should keep posting shitty non-metal playlist? Gotcha.
Just another Marshall Monday guys
Burzum is the most trve black metal band
>burzum>metal
>>129769803Yes, Burzum is metal.
>>129769803>>129769827https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/burzum/88
For me it is punk rock
>>129769857wasn't asking about you
>>129769857based pop punk listener
Anyone care to recommend some good blackened death
>>129769848>.com/bands/burzum/88Bvsed.
>>129769879Teitanblood
I can't get into Neurosis.
>>129769896that whole type of music is for hipsters and nu-males
>>129769598After a while of listening to lots of Forest and co., this sounds pristine.
>>129769896through silver and blood is a good album
please tell me why my taste is shit and what to listen to instead
>looking through a black metal band's metallum page>click the artist behind it>he has a dozen other solo projects and contributions to other bands
>>129770000Are you afraid of RIFFS or something? Listen to the s/t Fatherland album.
>>129770000Try to balance out the hipster shit with retarded cave man shit like revenge or concrete winds
>>129770000looks like hectorcore, yikes!
>>129769879Akercocke
>>129770000I love half of that and then hate the other half
>>129770000There are probably good albums on there, but I recognize most of them as bands rightly or not associated with being either trendy, accessible, or arty. Not much of it strongly represents the trve/underground of extreme metal.Listen to Hades.
>>129769803Burzum? They are 100% metal, dude
>>129770182Nazism and antisemitic themes immediately disqualify any musician from being metal
Should I tag them as Septicflesh or Septic Flesh?
>>129770000Listen to something less pretentious
>>129770146I'm not sure I would consider most of these albums accessible compared to average stuff on Metal Blade or Nuclear Blast
>>129770202septi Cflesh
>>129770202They originally used Septic Flesh until 2003 and changed it to a single word after they reunited in 2007
>>129770013Based
What is considered old school death metal?
>>129770224That's why I didn't just say accessible.
>>129770320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV3dQ-JpFoY&
>>129770320Stuff from 85-94
>>129770320Death metal (without further genre prefixes, so no Atrocity, Atheist, Suffocation, Eucharist) from the late 80s and early 90s.
>>129770413Zoomers expanded it to all the 90's
>>129770420Zoomers tongue my anus.
Why isn't Deicide in the big four of death metal
>>129770444Because they suck
>>129770320old school doesn't mean a time period, it means a specific style (no tech, prog, overly melodic riffs)
Rate my tastePestilenceTestamentBabymetal
>>129770444I’ll take the bait. Who are the big four?
>>129770465Gaysed
>>129770470deathmorbid angelcannibal corpsemetallica
>>129770470Morbid AngelDeicideImmolationGorguts
>>129770486>>129770489Obituary in shambles
>>129770320bolt throwerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaGz0wwLppk&list=RDSaGz0wwLppk&start_radio=1
>>129770504Bolt Thrower is just power metal with death metal aesthetic
>>129763058Real good if you like Summoning.
Do we like Voivod here?
>>129770512
>>129770458>old school means a specific styleThat's a modern perversion of the variety of sounds foundational death metal bands had, boiled down to bullet points, useful for marketing derivative bands to people.
>>129770522I do
>>129770522Beloved.
>>129770522They're trash
>>129770543it makes it easier to look up similar bands if you like something
>>129770470Spiritbox PoppyEvanescenceCastle Rat
>>129767849>>129767849>>129767849>>129767849>>129767849>>129767849>>129767849
>>129770562You mean thrash
Maroon 666
>>129770529I look exactly like this.
>>129770416>>129770416>>129770416
It’s Varg O’Clock
>>129770644>FB_IMGRodential thread
>>129770671Mental illness
>>129770686So that's your reason. My condolences.
>>129770668
>>129770694Take your meds, schizo
New Order of the Rising Sun album
>>129770205the pretence being what, exactly?
>>129770819...of being good. LOL!
NPC-approved metal albums?
>>129770893Your favorite albums
>>129770893Megadeth - Peace Sells...
>>129770893Anything by Poppy, Sleep Token, Ghost, Spiritbox, Castle Rat, and any post-metal.
>>129770984Sounds like you've got a problem with certain metal artists...
who rattled the cage again
>>129771015It’s more a problem with the “people” who enjoy them
>>129771041I had to serve a table today to a guy wearing a Sleep Token shirt and he was with a cute girl. Pissed me off.
>>129771127I know this isn't true because there are no male sleep token fans. You should have said the cute girl was waring the shirt.
>>129764222we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
>>129770000your taste is shitdon't listen to music anymore
>>129771143Correct.
>>129771143all that except cats and idm
>>129771143Is dubstep IDM or EDM and what is EDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0n17sxyHuY
rodent posts
Rodent posts
deleted my cache by accident and couldn't make it through the captcha gauntlet so i've been gone for like a week. what's new
>>129771244We've gone off the rails on a Swayze train
>>129771169yeah I said that anon, you're supposed to explain why it's shit, not just repeat that it's shitpost your chart
>>129771143Wrong, I like cats, incorrect posts, nu-metal and Kpop
>>129771294you're a faggot and don't deserve me to explain why your taste is shit. I don't have a chart because I'm straight
>>129770000How's the transition going?
>>129763043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDDkbTeRU3g
>>129771385I'm happy you're proud of your sexuality anon, we all need something to be proud of :)>>129771396I'm not trans, is it because of the deafheaven album?
Hector please save usBlasting Oviri
>>129762989>sabaton concert postponed to decemberfriend won some bruce springsteen tickets in a radio show but thats in may>lamb of god wants 80 dollars>nothing good playing at other venuesdont enshittify the local music scene im gonna fuckin cry
>>129771420Why the fuck would you want to see lamb of god or sabaton?
>>129771420Based. Sabaton rules
Varg invented metal
>>129771434im not like super huge fan of either but my dad and friend are so i go to bands they wanna seemy reward is theyll go see a grindcore show when i ask them to
>>129771448>>129770000>All that trannyslop So these are the "people" I am share a general with. KEK
>>129771448Why did you save some random tranner's rym account?
>>129771420Concerts are lame anyways. Just stay hope and spin your collection with some beers.
>>129771474Sorry I shouldn't have shared my rym, I just wanted recs. I deleted my post. Sorry for being a queer I guess. I won't come bother you again /metal/chuds.
>>129771490i actually enjoy meeting people at shows and hearing some bands live, some of them surprise me
>>129771449>theyll go see a grindcoreDoes your dad know yet?
>>129771491live your best life anon, roleplay as me if it truly makes you happy :)
>>129771503oh my dad got me into this music in the first place
>>129771491>I won't come bother you again /metal/chuds
>>129771434>lamb of godI never liked them, but I've seen them twice as support acts. They sucked both times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRP5qoLuRk
>>129771441In the harsh Norwegian Winter of ‘90-‘91, Varg Vikernes recorded the very first metal demo
>>129771545HEIL
Actually it was Snorre that invented metal, he invented the tremolo riff for the third wave
>>129771553Correct. Only third wave is real. HEIL
Alright who revved the king of the shitheap
>>129771561Lass
>>129771573He's gone, lass. Let it go.
A Rape in the Name of Peace https://youtu.be/pNKABNAyk6E
How do I make NSBM albums show up in the RYM charts?
>>129771683why would you want that
>>129771688 (checked)I wanna get laid with a tranny
>>129771688I want to make sure I'm not missing something worthwhile because it criticizes the one protected religion
>>129771735we know you use that site just to get a tranny hooker chuddie
Bump.
ETERNAL HAILS THE CLIQUEhttps://youtu.be/ry5L3_0XVuk?si=yksL64Vo0OwyeBEH
Rats vs metalheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiRLb8AYgIc
>>129771830https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Bladee/1117298
>>129771820>RatsNow there are two of them?!
>>129771836Drain City but its bladee citypaid fifty so my face prettywe love bladee and yung lean here
>>129771830is this honorary metal
>>129763058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN72OsNCKNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEyQHvvbfnU
>>129771849No it's EDM therefore hated here (trve)
>>129771882I like old bladee more than evil bladeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3g3F9gwGM
based drainers
>>129771936>based drainers
>>129771922Prefer evil bladee and Yeat and Sematary personallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESPsHRIZunc
>>129771944Mediocre, even ecco2k and yung are better
>>129771966I'd say they're the same level sorryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImkctPURUTQ
They call me Yung Mutt
>>129771994that ones goes hard btw second listen I like the joeyy tune more
>>129772006There yin-yang tapes had a few slick tracks in there yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9-lUlvkuA
>not posting new bladeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReQir6Iaww0
>>129772049That shit ain't metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjnolQevNlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qEXiZsWyY
Any bets on how long he'll spam tonight?
>>129772141Epic meme image, fren! Is that pepe or apu?
bladee posting hours? for me it's obedienthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KkMyDSrBVIYOU A FUCKBOY HEARD IT FROM ECCO
Someone post it
OVER THE HILLSDOWN THROUGH THE VALLEY
>>129772218tits 'n' muff
>>129772214I'm gonna bleed in the club, I got weed in my lungsI don't need any love, I can't feel when I'm druggedI can't breathe, I can't trust, I cannot get enoughWatch my dreams getting crushed, turn my dreams into dust
>>129772141Negru?
>>129772236Damn...
>>129772237Voda?
>>129772005They call me Lil Chin-Chin
>>129772237>>129772253La Negra...
he's one of us bros
>>129772260Now that's pretty racist.
>>129772272Correct
>>129772273It's not, also it's a double entendre.
>>129772284It's racist, also your taste in music is terrible.
>>129772272Pretty sure that's AI or photoshop.
>>129772299>2026 >Not liking drain gangNot gonna make it lass.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH2y-UvIKZk
I'm gonna suck in the tub, I got cum in my lungsI don't need any love, I can't feel when I'm druggedI can't breathe, I can't trust, I cannot get enoughWatch my bussy getting crushed, Dr. Z turns my ass into dust
>>129772322>>129772322>>129772322
>>129772325
>Not a bladee edish to celebrate the new release
>>129772319Damn...
>>129772319>Dr. Z turns my ass into dustKEK
>>129772483>>129772483>>129772483Why are metalheads like this
