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>>129771173crime: old timey train hoppingsentence: capital punishment by ernest borgnine pushing you under the rolling train
>>129771190crime: copied zappas facial hair (it's copyrighted ya know)sentence: no ice crem
>>129771173Big ups Pink Tape, Madama Butterfly
>>129771173Crime : shitty taste in music sentence : becomes deaf. >>129771190 Crime : severe obsession with zappa Sentence : committed to the loony bin. >>129771752 Crime : coomer Sentence : Willy locked up in a chastity cage.
>>129771791Show yours
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>>129772090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qS-7VMr28o
>>129772090Forgery.>>129771752Stalking and graverobbing.>>129771190Getting stoned on the job.>>129771173Theft, but over something dumb like paperclips.
>>129771532I really wish I had opened this thread 5 minutes ago before I went into the kitchen...
>>129771173>Crime: Pirating Simpsons first 7 seasons >Sentence: Hand amputation How are you enjoying the Art Tatum collection?>>129772090>Crime: Fratricide>Sentence: condemned to be a restless wanderer>>129771752>Crime: Indecent exposure>Sentence: Shock therapy
>>129774571crime: violating restraining ordersentence: buy her a car>>129773547crime: drunk in publicsentence: $40 fine but it was your last $40 :(>>129772226crime: stealing moviessentence: you wouldn't download a movie>>129772090crime: throwing a knife at a art exhibitsentence: nothing you get away with it
>>129774607crime: stealing from whole foodssentence: cleaning the store for 24 hrs without sleep
>>129771190not a crime but definitely tried to put on zappa in the car and his friends got mad>>129772226zoomer ricardo lopez>>129773547throwing rocks at trains as a young child>>129774571drug possession
>>129774746taking poppers at a funeral
>>129775956dom't tell them how to mourn
"Can't get too close to Michael; it's a foul" – Magic"I know that's Michael Jordan, but that's still a foul" – Charles Barkley"They want you to call traveling but not on jordan" – Phil Jackson to Tim Donaghy "You're not great until they change the rules to stop your dominance. They changed them so you couldn't stop Michael" – Wilt Chamberlain
titles are on the covers
>>129776527ok fine I'll play along but I expect to be praised for this >>129771173curbstomping a black personkeys of the city>>129771190raperape>>129772090I'm gonna be extremely disappointed if you cannot throat sing>>129774738being gen XI think life punished you enough already
>>129776587why would a city need a keyI can't fricking tell>>129776527shopliftinggets shoplifted>>129774746being gay in africaraped in jail forever>>129774738driving too slowgiven speed>>129774607public pooingnothign>>129774571no crimeno punishment>>129773547throwing soup at monetfired from the soup factory
i kno wat u dun
Been listening a bunch to these
I've already been arrested for trespassing so don't say that. Been there, done that. >>129774607Crime: Stealing from the safe at work Sentence: Getting your pinkie cut off, yakuza style >>129774746Crime: A Sabrina fan is above the law. Sentence: None, I love you. >>129776527Crime: Brewing moonshine in a bathtub on your front porchSentence: GTA car chase but you get away
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>>129780094I dont get it
