>"hey anon, we heard you play guitar, play us something!">hands you over a $50 guitar with rusty strings, a missing high e string and the highest action known to manWhat are you playing?
Something really shit so they never ask again
Everyone's drunk when this happens so what you wanna do is>tune down 2 lowest strings a whole step so it's open G>strum and arpeggiate random shit with the usual shapes>profit
>>129793084https://youtu.be/d4MC5L7EH9sSimple, fun, amuses the audience, and no high E needed.
>>129793084I'm left handed
>>129793084Smoke On the Water in dropped D tuning using a beer bottle as a slide. Just leave your panties on the chair beside me with your number on it. I'll get to you in due time, I have quite a waitlist already though.
>>129793084getting something custom made. Microtonal with three bodies so I can create textures and sonic collages.
>>129793084wonderwall
maybe freaking out the neighborhood
>>129793084I wouldn't play anything.I'll just listen to what they have to say.
>>129793084An extremely slow simple 8 minute long song about being depressed
>>129793084Downtune and play some metal riffsRealistically it's the only thing will sound okDoing a barre chord on that will leave your fingers feeling like pastrami pieces
>>129793084djent
>>129793201Stands in your path:https://youtu.be/qYDrkG2EGwg
>>129793084today is gonna be the day that theyre gonna throw it back to you
this is now /gg/https://vocaroo.com/1ufhp4yISTkH
Play slide with a beer bottle
>>129793084This is why I practice regularly on a $50 guitar with rusty strings and high action, and do limitation exercises with various string sets.
>>129793084chicken in the corn
About a Girl and pretend I’m the guy from puddle of mudd covering it
>>129793201Nice try, Keith.
>>129796851Love his work. I don't know how he does it. The man is a magician. I can't finger pick for shit.
>>129797016>faheyIt’s a SOVL thing. No really, he elevated others through his life and was molested by his father. Despite this, he created an eminence of being that kills me. >slime ate hotdog sandwich and saltine crackers, and slept outside the homeless shelter in Salem where he stayedOne of my bartender friends had a bf who jammed with him and said he was the sweetest soul. >I believe it
TIME
is it really just the same handful of people all these years or does everyone just like what mu tells them to? seems like I’ve seen the same 5 guitarists regurgitated here for a decade
>>129797673fourchang is shrinkingall the new traffic goes to the same three shitty boardsall the new traffic to this board goes to jork off in kpoop/wpoop threadsthe chins are dying
>>129797833pick up phone4chan is killno
Tonight I finally want to mess around with two amps and a Rickenbacker in stereo
>>129793084I use the pos to beat them to death in self defense.
woah
>>129793084smoke on the water, badly
go ditonic on they ass
>>129793084Tune it to open G and play some stones songs... Everyone and their mother starts moving their butt when brown sugar gets cooking
