>go with your girl to a Sun Kil Moon show>go up to Mark after the show>"Hey Mark we're big fans!">"I'm honored. Hey what do you say you come up to my hotel room to talk?">"Wow, I'd love to!">"No, just me and the girl. My room only fits 2."WYD in this situation??
>>129836379You think my girl would do this to me? Be honest.
>>129836379wait until he finds out she has a penis. he’ll be really surprised
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>I thought back to our night that always lingered>I forgot to mention she was married>And God's voice came to me in the night>And said, "You will both be punished, sinners">I said, "I don't believe in you, God, I never did, not even maybe">I was a singer in a band, she was an impressionable young lady>And God said, "I am real and you will be punished for this sin">And I replied, "Even if I am, it was worth it to feel the touch of her precious fingers">I told her God came to me in the night and said we'd burn in hell>Before she broke her vows>She said, "I don't believe in God or my marriage much anyhow"Sad
>>129836498Quite a story when he asks about your sex life.