I am forgotten....
has a band ever been such a blatant cosplay of another band while not being an explicit parody?
>>129840290Jesus Christ I put on their music and the drumming is so much fucking worse than Bonham it's unreal. The vocals are good but everything else sucks. Repetitive riffing, bland structure. Terrible music.
these guys are like the british greta van fleethttps://youtu.be/GLGVpMf9xOM?si=ERRgG7FM1f9B_w2T
>>129840343nah you got filtered.
>>129840417Why would I listen to them instead of Zeppelin? Where's Greta Van Fleet's Achilles' Last Stand?
>>129840343>The vocals are goodnopeit's too much "he's doing a funny voice"
>>129840290>no bulge
>>129840290Their popularity tanked after they played SNL and the singer looked like he was having a panic attack.
I dont like a lot of newer zoomer bands but I have far more respect for the ones who are trying something new over these dudes who just want to relive the 70s
>>129841026The one thing they couldn’t rip off is possessing big proud battleworn hogs. You can tell they wanted to wear tighter onesies but their little penises weren’t cutting it so they sized up. These guys don’t fuck and it comes across in their music. There’s no balls it’s just pathetic.
>>129840290>the Age of teh Cockrock is over, bow to the smooth messiahs of BobbleHeadsRock!!
Only Filipino cover bands are allowed
>>129840308Kingdom Come were even more of a Led Zep rip.>>129842827They could've gone with the classic Derek Smalls move of stuffing a cucumber wrapped in foil down there
>>129842787But when Loop Zoop just wanted to relive the 50s Chicago blues scene, that was ok.
>>129840290>getting camel tail mogged by Benson Boonegrim
>>129842906Zep ripped off many artists from many scenes: '50s and '60s blues, psychedelia, British folk. As well, these were current scenes they were ripping off.GVF, by contrast, is not only ripping off overwhelmingly just one band (Zep, and to a lesser extent Rush), but said band was further in the past from them than even the oldest of of the artists Zep ripped off were from themselves. It's the musical equivalent of necrophilia.
>>129840343>Comparing one of the greatest drummers to a twink from Missouri
>>129843164They say they are listening to some "cave blues", the one that came before the band that they clearly ripped off sound more like a shameless larp than anything else.
This band has always been total shit
>>129840290there was a sliver of potential when their first EP dropped but then their first album came out and it was clear that potential was unfounded. they have no idea how to write songs. and each subsequent album got only worse. they seem to have no interest in actual rock but doing some weird disgusting poprock hybrid.
i cant prove it but i feel like the whole thing was a humiliation ritual by the powers that be to make fun of rock music, how else did they get an SNL gig so fast being a mediocre zepplin rip off
>>129843497>they seem to have no interest in actual rock but doing some weird disgusting poprock hybrid.it worked for Journey, anyway
>>129843534I think you're way overthinking this whole thing.
>>129843562journey knew how to write catchy hooks. gvf cannot write their way out of a wet paper bag.
>>129843534An almost unimaginable amount of label exec gangbangs.
>>129843534They was looking for a band, and they found a band, and heaven knows they're miserable now.
>>129840290I would absolutely pound the little one into oblivion
>>129843562Also make fun of them all you like but they looked like normal CIS dudes who had sex with groupies not twink faggots and half the band had real rock credentials from backing Santana.
>>129843745steve perry was absolutely twink looking
>>129841064>Their popularity tanked afterthey publicly announced they were faggots. sure it was obvious but coming out and admitting it is what really killed what little popularity they had
>>129843918Also a fucking overrated singer lol
>>129840290They started off Zep and ended up more Aerosmith
>>129840343>The vocals are goodBait. Their homosexual singer has absolutely no vocal technique and doesn't know what he's doing. He just does these awful cookie monster sounds
>>12984415090% of rock singers have no vocal technique lmao
>>129840290The shittiest Greta van fleet song>tall cool one by Robert plant featuring Jimmy page
>>129842906Led Zeppelin quite clearly doesn't sound like 50s blues. They took old songs and made them into something new
>>129844211This, Immigrant Song is not "50s Blues" lmao
>>129844211just as Pearl Jam and AIC didn't sound like the 70s rock they listened to as kids they still sound like their own thing
>>12984418490% of rock singers don't resort to wacky cookie monster sounds when they can't reach the notes
woooooaaahhhhhh mamaaayeahh baby babyyyyoh myyy, mamaaohhhhh
>>129844257Yeah instead they force it out with shitty falsetto technique day after day, eventually damaging their vocal cords.
>>129840290It's one thing to be inspired by and influenced by Jimmy Page. Most guitarists are But when you copy him to the point you also copy his sloppy playing is when it just becomes blatant copying
The Lemon Twigs won
they were a bunch of rich theater kids from Michigan, they were never serious musicians
>>129840290My least-favorite homosexual artist, including Eminem.Justin Bieber is 1000x the artist Josh Kiszka is.
