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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Coun(...) 04/02/26(Thu)00:37:51 No.129858211

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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:37:51 No.129858211 Archived

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al's eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon Meme Metal Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone underscores's 8.6 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2026 BNM Tally: 12
Nights since last BNM: 0

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

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Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:41:58 No.129858233

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:41:58 No.129858233

Not again you fucking Fed

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:55:14 No.129858308

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:55:14 No.129858308

>>129858233
partial government shutdown means I need to go back to these to pay rent

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)12:44:19 No.129861402

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)12:44:19 No.129861402

Oh shit I miss daily pitchfork threads back in 2012.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)12:45:55 No.129861413

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)12:45:55 No.129861413

>>129858211
Millennials used to wait hours in anticipation for the newest Pitchfork reviews. What was wrong with them?

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)12:48:02 No.129861421

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)12:48:02 No.129861421

>>129861413
Zoomers can't sit still for 5 minutes without thinking of either committing suicide, or taking benzo to prevent that ideation.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)15:12:54 No.129862677

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)15:12:54 No.129862677

>>129861402
Same. Used to hang out in these threads all the time when staying up all night in 2012-2014