Clowning around edition.old: >>129853743FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Posting in the not-shit edition.
I can't believe I skipped the Xasthur concert...
BLASTINGS
REAL NEW>>129864611
this is the onet. ruler of /metal/
>>129864655Make a Change... has probably aged to most gracefully out of all those 2000s DSBM bands. They're still strong listens even if you're not depressed.
>>129864655one of the worst DSBM band out there
>>129864115
>>129864851We're not skinheads you idiot. We're just bald.
>>129864855skinheads just buzzcut their hair they are not bald, unc
>>129864655
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
/varg/ - Varg GeneralVarg Edition
>>129864987fuck off posting this poser
>>129864987He was exposed as a diddler and has since vanished from the internet.
>>129865034I've heard about the arson, theft, and murder... but sexual assault? I don't think Varg would steep that low.
There's a new rat in town
>>129865015meant for >>129864650
>>129865043He boned his own kids
>>129864953>>129864648Why is she like this?
>>129865077what did he mean by this
>>129864607Why are there 2 threads?
>>129865524because jannies are retards
Anyone's got that image of the obese american with a slayer shirt in his gooncave fapping to porn
>>129865604
>>129865654KEK, thank you anon.
>>129864563>>129864563>>129864563>>129864563>>129864563>>129864563>>129864563
Any bands that combine BDM with thrash?
I'VE BEEN KNOCKED OUT BEAT DOWN BLACK AND BLUE
>>129865686only this guy>https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Defecation_of_Putrid_Blood/3540350738
>seen a shitton of my fav bands>lose interest in gigs>gain interest again and start attending gigs again>the bands I want to see barely tour or on a hiatus or split up because a band member killed themselvesI'm going to say the gamer word
>>129865836>concert goernormalfags aren't welcome here
>>129865844as a 33 year old kissless virgin I think I count as a typical /metal/ loser
>>129865867perhaps, but going to any gig might get you laid, which is untrve
This is a Varg-NSBM General
>>129865874>Vargbased>NSBMcringe
>>129865872I just want to see saint vitus, pentagram candlemass or electric wizard livecoincidentally I'm into mature women...maybe I should try actually hitting on them instead of self loathing hmmm
>>129865903I WANT MY METAL MILFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4gqnN0Vods
>33 year old>I just want to see saint vitus, pentagram candlemass or electric wizard>into milfstaste checks out, based grandpa tbqh
>>129865867Trve as hell. What have you been listening to lately?
>>129865961consistens listens have been horrified and hell awaits (I still think they should've deleted the first half of hardening the arteries) the last couple of weeks
>>129864655https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs?si=W3VEeTQqrj_aoUsp
>>129866067nice link dumbass
>>129866076Works fine on my rig.
>>129866090no embedded link, no click
>no embedded link, no click
I like looking at the queer’s “do not listen to” lists for recommendationsI already like Manson, Slaughter To Prevail, and Disturbed. Skillet sucks ass. Is Mayhem or Silencer any good?
if you haven't listened to every album on this chart you're a poserooski
Kill yourself
>>129866291>Gloryhammer and Alestorm>racist, abuse, sexistlol wut
>>129866307Nothing of redeeming quality in sight, only baldcuck disasters
President
Horna / Sacrificia Mortuorum
>>129866320>In August 2021, Christopher Bowes of Gloryhammer and Alestorm was implicated in leaked private chat logs containing racist, misogynistic, and abusive language. The messages included hateful comments about fans and sexist discussionsshould have posted on /metal/ insteadwe are a general of peace and respect women here
>>129866307>Doesn’t even include the only good BDM album ever
>>129866307Why do you like this stuff so much Linus
https://youtu.be/ug4gW8jbfKA?si=18QAa2j04kitOXvjIs this based or cringe?
>>129866382>FB_IMGGuess who
>>129866307basedbrutal death reigns supreme
>>129866404Nice selfie, lass
>if you haven't listened to every album on this chart you're a poserooski
NSBMchads have full heads of hair
>>129866485>skinheads have full heads of hair
>>129866496We have the potential to have a beautiful head of hair but choose to shave it off.
>>129866510Does that guy have the potential to not be 5'2''
>>129866523He's actually 6'1. Everyone else is just really tall.
>>129866533dang they should play basketball
Arm Raised in Triumphant Exultation, for the Spirit Lives On!https://youtu.be/1XKXff_rbCo
>mfw listening to Iron Maiden and Judas Priest again instead of obscure pornogrind and werewolf metal demos from Tuvalu, Nauru, and Kiribati
Diaper Expanded in Triumphant Exultation, for the Spirit Lives On!
>>129866625how come there aren't any swastikas on their nappies
>>129866510why is that lil dude so angry
>>129866650left his tendies in the air fryer for too long
>>129866291>Is Mayhem or Silencer any good?Yes.
>>129866669Kwab
>Is Mayhem or Silencer any good?How new are you nigger? Go back to twitter kys
>>129866755Based
They're called Silencer because they're music sounds best on mute
>>129866829Correct.
Glad Pozzy died, one less diapershitter
>>129866829Correct, this is.
>>129866903
>>129866960>>129866920Based
>>129864655https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-M4-XBujQ[Chorus]I wanna be in your eye like a eyelashI wanna be on your apps like a iPadI wanna be on your map like a islandBaby, you're broke but I'm not and I'll financeYou say you got flaws, I can't find thatI wanna be with you like someone that tried crackSomewhere in the summertime soundtrackMaybe I'm cursed, you move me 'round, baby, mousepadStanding on the street where your house atStand in the rain, can't you see that I'm down bad? (For you)Every waking moment's a mountainTen out of ten thousand of billions, count that for you
Are they metal?
>>129866829>>129866911>>129866958t. Filtered posers
>>129867052What do ya mean?
>>129867069Silencer is a poser band
>>129864655HEILL O)))
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!OI! OI! OI!
Thank you sisters.
>Sunn O)))
>>129867196Reigns supreme, yes.
>OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!>OI! OI! OI!
Just ejaculated to these k-pop whores, feel goodtime to listen to Sunn O))) while snoozing now
>>129867196Based snoozer
>>129867227Fucking based
Blasting Sunn O))) rn and the neighbour's dog does NOT like it LOL.>>129867227What did you think of the new album doombrother? I thought it sounded a lot like a continuation of Monoliths & Dimensions.
>>129867255> the neighbour's dog does NOT like itkek>What did you think of the new album What I'm gonna listen to while snoozing
>>129867216Loser post
>>129867281stfu baldcuck, go back to facebook
She's so happy about her new Castle Rat blanket
>>129867052imagine fucking these k-pop whores while they're on stage and millions of fans are watchingthat'd be hilariousBlasting Fallen Angel of Doom by Blasphemy, one of the finest war metal albums. Do you guys like Blasphemy?
>>129867322>Do I like BlasphemyI dunno, do I like Blasphemy?
>>129867345based
Thoughts on Dekapitator?
>>129867322Mentally ill post
>>129867414Now that's funny
KAEVUM
What are yall listening to
>>129867550OSDM
>>129867550>>129867476
>>129867322Insanely based post
>>129867782Mentally ill post
>>129867281Many such cases!
Kill yourselves
>>129867907>>129867945>>129867963Faggot
Why the fuck am I in this shitheap4chan addiction is real
https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/album/2026/g:metal/
feel like od9 i'm a dragon
>>129868066all these albums look like shit
>>129868122https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/neurosis-an-undying-love-for-a-burning-world/
Peak osdm
>>129868247Oh my heckin pitch hipster nigger fork please think for me
It's uphttps://youtu.be/nfGo8zfD0vg?si=2FiOWzDmQFhUHF-_
Today is Transgender Day of Visibility, what the hell are we blasting in solidarity
>>129867550Why yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5o8Daw1ZsY&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8HhOMNrulE&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOnKCcjP8Qs&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV8_0BqIw8&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kSvN1dQjxc&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGjSBwkJ2QoBhyohjO8%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5A9Aa-WU5E&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEihQoMJC98&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF0CrgncaFM&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7U&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7U&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7U&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7U&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7U&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkYfQFoWKBY&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGjSBwkJ2QoBhyohjO8%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_1dHzlWzns&pp=ygUIbWVnYWRldGg%3D
Sisters what are some songs and albums similar to the following ones I really like?>twilight of the thunder god>seed of hate by arch enemy>shaman by amorphis>awaken by dethklok>across the dark by insomnium
>>129868768Women don't post here except maybe the kpop cat guy
>>129868774REAL REPLIES PLEASE
>>129868709>Five Magics five timesWow, that's like... twenty five magics!
>>129869200
>>129869279strange sight
lass
>>129868709Trash metal
>>129869308Probably AI generated.
>>129869373>Onset of Putrefactiontrayush
>>129868768I assume this is a bait shitpost, but if not that taste is basically like my taste when I was 16 and getting into extreme metal. Besides Arch Enemy, they have always been shit.Above The Weeping World is a much better Insomnium album than AtD, but chances are if you like generic meloshit then their entire discog should suit.Then the bands I got more into when I was having that phase were:>Mors Principium Est>MyGRAIN>Kalmah>Omnium Gatherum>Karlahan>Arsis>In Mourning (mostly just their first album, they got worse)
>>129868709uh oh, Megadookie
My honest reaction to this thread
>>129869905>In MourningI checked their last 2 albums and they were pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1-FzCJvQYAlso did you listen to An Abstract Illusion?
we love Rancid here
every time I come up with a riff it's either some chugging low iq shit on a single string or basically war ensemble
>>129870260good
>>129864851I need a skinhead gf bros...and a black gf too...preferably both at the same time
>>129870105Their later albums aren't bad but I feel like they peaked early and then go through periods of "quite shit" to "decent enough".Nah never heard of them actually
>>129870370They are pretty cool if you like more proggy kind of melodeathhttps://youtu.be/PSnNXK0m6nY?is=6aAadcEMceeFGKv1
>>129870395>if you like more proggy kind of melodeathand cock
>>129870395Not usually my thing, I kinda grew out of melodeath in general and the ones I still like are much less likely to get too tryharder. I think Omnium Gatherum killed it for me as their cheese would get too much from time to time.This isn't quite my deal, but it's not terrible. Too much keyboard for my tastes from time to time but at least they blast. Especially around 4:00 it makes me dip out.If you're gonna be cheesy with the keys, gimme more riffs.https://youtu.be/_UX2QhGC_I0
>>129870424Yeah MPE are the most consistent band in the genre by far
>>129864655SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER!
>>129868623RABM
>>129870480Uh actually yeah probably.I'd put Grenadier and House Of Atreus under there too but they only have small discogs and aren't as melodic despite still getting called melodeath.
I haven’t listened much to metal for years and want to find new metal to get into it again but when I try random things I often don’t enjoy it. My favourite used to be Children of Bodom, what’s something new I might like?
>>129870544Kalmah
>>129869200INHERENTLY.
>>129865872No, that doesn’t happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm6jafwtAK4It's kinda disappointing seeing a video of Havukruunu live, their music is so mystical but they look like just some regular fat finnish metalheads.
More Tier 2 DSBM Metal ?
>>129870601>Tier 2 DSBMWhat does that mean?
>>129864655I've put off listening to this for too long. This is some awesome classic power metal!
>>129870619I just want to know how deep the meme hole goes
>>129870601What the fuck do you mean by Tier 2Well known but not the best known?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cab4vU1Ja8g
>>129870585Your posts are so cute but you look like just some fat weaboo
realm of chaos is just reject slayer riffs with fuckhorrible productionfirst two jungle rot albums are the exact same except they used reject riffs by cannibal corpse
MALE SU-PRE-MA-CYMALE SU-PRE-MA-CYMALE SU-PRE-MA-CYMALE SU-PRE-MA-CY
>>129870971>Your posts are so cuteAww, thanks ;)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF1q_8Ap5q8
If only he posted some good shit in his posts instead of diaper disasters
>>129871193>scat-fetish nonce opiniondisregarded
Antichrist >>>> Pentagram > Under the Sign of Hell >= Destroyer >>> rest
>tranime postDisregarded.
>AnimeBeloved here. Anime website.
old bands where their most recent album is their best?(add those once loyal to the pic too)
>>129871312>old bands where their most recent album is their best?Genuinely none of them.
>very nice, impressive...let's see paul allen's music library
>>129871291Antichrist is overrated and an EP posing as an album. Pentagram and UtS are real albums.
>>129871307>anime websitelike 30 years ago lmao. we hate that tranny shit now, get with the times unc
>>129871550Yeh they should add 10m of musical frill to justify an album, like 95% of bands do
>>129871632based fellow metallica hater
>>129871107How did you go from >MALE SU-PRE-MA-CYto>YEAH IM A MAN BUT IT STILL HURT!!! SLUT!!! CUNT!
>check out kekht arakh>hmm this isn't as bad as /mu/ says>click on music video>he's doing gang signs like rap musicmfw
>>129871986Big Pete was never a chadhe was a virgin stuck in a chad's body
>>129872197That's all chads.
>>129872197>tfw chad in a virgin's body
>>129872189>>hmm this isn't as bad as /mu/ saysIt's pretty bad. It's not the absolute pile of irredeemable dogshit /mu/ would say but it is very mediocre.
almost 10 years since Pleiades' Dust came out
>>129870554just doesn't happen to you roflmao
>>129870601Pic related is S Tier to me but either way if you haven’t listened to it, do so
Almost 3 years since Kultur was unleashed
>>129872307>Pleiades' Dust came out the same week as Terminal Redux
>>129872369Finally some good fucking food.
It's been over one month now since he left us
>>129871030Post more fucking kitties and stfu
>>129866557Woods of Infinity aren't NSBM and neither are Clandestine Blaze
>>129865092Source?
>>129865654Literally me
>>129865654Literally me except he has more hair on his head and less hair on his body
>>129872923Fucking retard
>>129872369Genuinely almost moved to tears by this lass.Maybe I'm subconsciously depressed
>>129873075Fucking kike
>>129872923Ravenlord of Woods of Infinity is the frontman of Aktion T4 and is part of Aryan Kampf 88Mikko is a Chudso they are close enough
>>129873153Anyone calling Mikko a nazi though is retarded.
Like erasing pencil from paper and rewriting in pen, our forced unwanted conditioning must be replaced by our true thoughts to develop a personal will and thus gaining true mental freedom. Until recently hardcore and punk were at the forefront of this vital progression, but like most truths, when it becomes organised by "sussed" people it becomes something quite different - usually serving the needs of those who pervert it. True mental freedom - like religion - in reality has to be approached from the most personal level. What people say and do is quite irrelevant and at most a tool or aid you may or may not use. The calculated mind rape that we have all been subjected to is on a scale and depth that is near impossible to comprehend, but not impossible if you truly seek total mental freedom and the potentials it offers. So to rid ourselves of the immense problem of forced unwanted conditioning we need a method more potent than the problem. There is only one method in my view which can raze our mental state and this is insanity. Forget all preconceived opinions on this subject - they are all lies. The steps available on this path are infinite, from the controlled use of drugs to inward sense distortions - but two further understandings are imperative, these being: a strong intention for mental progression; all methods to achieve this must be carried out in solitude. The root problem we have is forced unwanted conditioning which stems to ignorance which bears egotism on our tree of hate. We can raze all these mental restrictions and progress if we acknowledge the confusion master within us all.
>>129873172Sounds like a chud wrote that
>>129873153>Aryan Kampf 88 lineup is now Ravenlord, the original founder of the band....and the Mexican from TlateotocaniKEK
>>129873153>Ravenlord
>>129873161>Clandestine Blaze>Mikko Aspa - Everything (1998-present) >Themes: Anti-Abrahamic religions, Cruelty, Perversions, Misanthropy, War, Antisemitism>Living Flesh On The Row>Heading Towards Certain Death>Chambers Full Of Zyklon-B>Ready For Mass Extermination>Sheep Without Will To Fight>Illusion Of Salvation>They Have Submit To The Destiny>Holocaust Of The Weak>In Chambers Full Of Zyklon-B>Christians Cry For jesus>In Chambers Full of Zyklon-B>Jews Cry For god
>>129873218Unfathomably based
>>129873218He runs a fucking porn label, as an ideologue that opposes degeneracy?Also>the entire lyrics of The Furnaces of Palingenesia
>>129873243>he is a hypocritical degeneratetypical nazi stuff, anon; read a book
>>129873185posers leave the hall
>>129873287Polyphony
>>129864655>>129872612basado
>>129873260based boomer
>>129866005>checks calendarThanks for the reminder
You guys post music for people who hate music.
>>129873522speak on that
>>129873522post your top five (5) riffs
>>129873522two of the four ablums posted above are mainstream metal / hard rock ?
>>129873533Neh im waiting for my food delivery and shit posting >>129873559Megadeth >>129873560You guys are so easy to farm yous from lol
>>129873581>(You) farmingyou're not even trolling
Happy Good Friday bros.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_z8USqL7zQ
I'M sloshed boys, gimme some low iq chugs
>>129873559Until the End - Breaking BenjaminBetween Angels and Insects - Papa RoachAnimal I Have Become - Three Days GraceFaint - Linkin ParkGive it All - Rise Against
I ran into the metal janny at the recent Satanic Fartblaster show in Devon, and boys that rumors are true about her hole being tight and hungry rawr
>>129873756did you get a rawrjob
>>129873765im still sore in my rawsauge
>>129873744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVR2zLwIVyM
>>129873744>>129873298
>>129873831to be fair, you need a high IQ to enjoy wiggerslam
Just found out that JDawg is offering a $50/month membership for his channel
>>129873852hair loss medicine really cost that much?
This is so good
KAEVUM is for 130+ IQ chuds only
In this house, we respect the king of the shitheap
>>129873940we pay homage to Bongman here
>>129873918>KAEVUM is for 130+ kg chuds onlyCorrect
>>129873947That's one of the numerous clowns of the shitheap, obviously the king is |-|ector.
>>129874086the disgraced redditor who got bullied out of the thread? that's your king?
>>129873852So that's what the 'J ' stands for
>>129864655Skid Row - Skid Row
>>129867550https://youtu.be/LkQ9fnWFI6k
1. France2. Finland3. Norway (carried by Kaevum)4. Quebec5. Germany
>>129874858Quebec is a part of Canada.
>>129873837My IQ must be off the charts then
>>129875004That's, like, relative
Is Hector here? I'm looking for a video you posted a long time ago, it was about 4chan culture/addiction/endless arguments that go nowhere
>>129875275He died in a motorcycle accident a few weeks ago.
these sound like shit for metal, i think i want an upgrade. anyone got any suggestions for wireless IEMs out there that are good for metal or have a similar sound profile to Grados? i hear the grado IEMs suck
>>129871632They did add filler to it, and it's still a shitty EP with one good song LOL
>>129875465KWAB
>>129875275No, all we have now is his non-union Mexican impostor. But I think this is the video you mean:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
>>129875556>gay tranime characterNot watching
>>129875465Based
>>129875511Airpods.
>>129875579>Something I forgot to mention: My frame of reference for this is mainly /a/, /jp/, /m/, and /v/.Grim
>>129875556That's it, thank you anon.
Anselmo, Philip Hansen
>>129875932
>>129875932>>129875940You can be a nazi and be gay at the same time. That Darkthrone poster is gay and also a chud and we all accept him here.
>>129865107>>129875951Shalom.
My nigga Finian is a musical geniushttps://youtu.be/gGsfT1cqp7g
>>129875932is he the chuddest?
>>129875932I wonder how many pussies Phil’s fucking these days. Surely none of them are zoomers
>>129875932o/
>>129875932HEIL
>>129876159>>129876162Fuck off chud
>>129876166Shower time for you
give me the best most sacrilegious antichristian black metal to blast this holy saturday and easter sunday
>>1298761894 years ago /metal/ celebrated Easter with Grand Belial's Key - Kohanic Charmers
>>129864650>Go to the profile watermarked>Profile is deletedFuck you you incels
>>129876189Natur
>>129873505>Such is the blood lust of these bearded hustlers
Onward to Golgotha
Satanic Warmaster
>>129876309>>129876342HEIL
do tiddies on an album cover actually make the music better?
>>129864655Abbath needs to kick that cripple out of Immortal or reconcile because this is awful
>>129876364>implying Abbath himself isn't a crippled alcoholic incapable of writing good music these days
>>129876364Demonaz is doing just fine without him.
OZZY! YEAH!
Immortal was never good and neither was Femmeperor. Only Varg is real
Dissection was the best black metal band ever
>>129876438NBM
>>129876438>DUDE>I FUCKING HATE MELODEATH BUT I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER DISREPECT JON (PBUH) LMAOAt the Gates for blackies
>>129876403Why did he pretend to be a cripple for 20 years?>makes Abbath do all the heavy lifting after Blizzard Beast>slides back in as guitarist and lead song writer after Abbath quitKind of based desu
>>129876403cookie cutter black metal
This is pop rock elevator muzak with "trve kvlt black metal" dressing. The Somberlain is interchangeable with other Swedish mallcore and expresses nothing useful. Worse, thanks to this album other bands with even worse music were able to make a career by applying the formula found herein. Carcass, Soilwork, Arch Enemy and Nightrage took the simplified and artificially "bittersweet" riffing and sold millions. The first roots of metalcore can be traced to The Somberlain. Watain loved that bowel-movement riff on Black Horizons so much that that they released three albums trying to replicate it.Dissection were claimed to be the "saviours" of black metal in the mid-90s, after the incarceration and dislocation of much of the Norwegian scene, but they were really the Judas Iscariots (not the band) of the genre. Ripping off genuine melodic metal bands like Bathory, Burzum, Sentenced and early At the Gates, while dumbing down their music so much that it could be the soundtrack of a homoerotic remake of any Disney classic, Dissection spearheaded the regression of black metal into emo/goth rock music. Grunge might've killed mainstream metal in the 90s, but Dissection did irrevocable damage to the underground as a whole. Every genre that metalheads love to hate (nu-metal, metalcore, deathcore, mellow deaf) owes a huge debt to Dissection. The Somberlain is the reason that a majority of people think that black metal must be for semi-literate basement-dwelling incel morons only.
didn't read lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2p31tkTho
>>129876512That pasta is correct, bury your head all you want. Doesn't change the fact that they're just In Flames but kvlt. If that bald faggot didn't kill himself for satan (lmao) no one would give a shit about them.
>>129876529stop posting this
>>129876536at least she's metalor do you prefer off-topic rodent instahoe spam
>>129876529this is pathetic
>>129876529Lol
>>129876606>>129876606>>129876606
>>129876503Interesting
