“That’s Paul’s. I hate it. ‘Cuz all I remember is the track – he made us do it a hundred million times. He did everything to make it into a single and it never was and it never could’ve been, but he put guitar licks on it and he had somebody hitting iron pieces and we spent more money on that song than any of them in the whole album. I think.” - John Lennon."More of Paul's granny music" - John Lennon.“Sometimes Paul would make us do these really fruity songs. I mean, my god, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer was so fruity. After a while we did a good job on it, but when Paul got an idea or an arrangement in his head…” - George Harrison.“The worst session ever was Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. It was the worst track we ever had to record. It went on for fucking weeks. I thought it was mad.” - Ringo Starr“They got annoyed because Maxwell’s Silver Hammer took three days to record. Big deal.” - Paul McCartney
inb4 60s one direction, 60s Liam Payne, gay boyfriend, etc etc etc
>>129873150I really do not understand why he's so homophobic, or how he thinks liking the Beatles is gay in the first place.
wow, its almost as if Ive seen this exact thread several times beforein fact its exactly like thatanother one for the filter I guess
>>129873274were you crying as you typed this?
Whats the point of ritualspam? What do the posters get out of it?
>>129873317Attention apparently. The funny part is that he's been at this for 5 years now. Half a fucking decade dedicated to spamming (I mean, 3 posts max) Beatle threads with the same material.
George > Ringo > John > Paul
>>129873346And the kicker? He only replies to those who actually talk about The Beatles like >>129873388here.
nonstop seething holy shit. literally buck broken by the beatles
>>129873602dont really care about 60s one direction drama
>>129873119>Granniest Granny Tune to ever Granny- John Lennon
>>129873644the seething continues
>>129873119>Maxwells Silver Hammer? Maxwells Smelly Shitter more like- Ringo Starr
>>129873119>no Beatles sessions Maxwells Silver Hammer70>no Beatles sessions Not Guilty104>no Beatles sessions Sexy Sadie 112
>>129873119>>129873388>>129873737>>129873887>boyband spamkeep it in /wpop/ instead of making a duplicate thread. /mu/ would've torn your ass apart if this was pre 2016, we hated everything about the beatles back then.
"I hate gay people with a passion" - John Lennon, unprompted
>>129873388Nice Jeff Lynne record you got there
"The Queers got it too good, they need to be exterminated" - Paul McCartney
>>129873942"Baby you're a rich gay fag so please hide your love away"- Lennon
>>129873119Maxwell Silver Hammer was my favorite track off Abbey Road when I first heard it. Never got why it's shitted on.
>>129874005George and John were angry at the time that Paul wouldnt suck Allen Kleins dick
>>129874125Klein fucked over the Rolling Stones, so Paul had every reason to be suspicious of him
>>129874005>>129874125True. Regarding the Beatles, I read somewhere that-WAIT, NO, JOHN!
>>129874135Also, he tried to get his grubby mits on The Who as well, but Townshend was having none of it
>>129874135Klein got a meeting with John and in that meeting he impressed John with having memorized all Beatles songs and figured out which ones were Johns and he promised he could get financing for Yokos projects, and from that moment on John was fully committed to Klein as Beatles new manager
>>129874357The fact John had the sense to realize later on Paul was right is at least good
>>129874212>>129874357>>129874367>knowing this much about 60s one directioni can't imagine what a burden you are to your family. i almost wish i could see what old /mu/ would've said to you about this
>>129874367What about George?
>>129874491He had the lyric "Beware of Abcko" in a version of Beware of Darkness. I mean, it's Alan Klein, sooner or later you're going to realize he's a scumbag.
>>129874005>Never got why it's shitted on.It's unlistenable for me. It's so bad
>>129874753Try listening to Meet The Residents
>>129874762Is that a Beatles song? No thanks they have like 5 good songs
>>129874005I think Abbey Road is good but I really don't see the big deal. Faggots jerk themselves off for liking Maxwell's Silver Hammer, and I like some of McCartney's granny music but that one he seemed to take it too far with the campiness, him giggling in the middle of the song solidifies that for me. Oh Darling is 50s doo wop inspired slop that also sounds like he was phoning it in. Then you have the Medley which Paul nails but you get bottom of the barrel John song snippets which aren't that good, it was cheeky to pile throwaway songs for half the album and call it a "medley". Idk it's like a 7/10 at best, which is pretty much all their late stuff
>>129874005Same. It's hilarious and catchy.