NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK SUCK A LOT OF DICKBOY/GIRL GROUPS MAKE ME SICKAND I CAN'T WAIT TILL I CATCH ALL YOU FAGGOTS IN PUBLICI'MMA LOVE IT
Joan was quizzical,Studied pataphysical science in the home.Late nights all alone with a testtube,Oh, oh, oh, oh.Maxwell Edison,Majoring in medicine,Calls her on the phone:"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?"But as she's getting ready to go,A knock comes on the door.Bang! Bang!Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.Clang! Clang!Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.Back in school again,Maxwell plays the fool again,Teacher gets annoyed.Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene.She tells Max to stayWhen the class has gone away.So he waits behindWriting fifty times "I must not be so."But when she turns her back on the boy,He creeps up from behind.Bang! Bang!Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.Clang! Clang!Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.P. C. Thirtyone said,"We've caught a dirty one,"Maxwell stands alone.Painting testimonial pictures,Oh, oh, oh, oh.Rose and ValerieScreaming from the gallerysay he must go free.The judge does not agreeAnd he tells them so.But as the words are leaving his lips,A noise comes from behind.Bang! Bang!Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head.Clang! Clang!Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead.Silver hammer.
>>129875258>maxwell's silver hammer is about an incel who snaps and goes elliot rodger modewell ain't that something
I know people in this thread are just posting ironic shit but here’s an actual answer
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>Thicc bitch tryna' sit up on the dick, stick my pinky in her butt, I'm surprised it ain't rip my finger off>Bitch, I'ma pull up cause a cataclysm with a switchblade, first I click it then I snap it in him>I like my bitches with a very slow metabolism>Fuck her from the back until my penis have a aneurysm>Make her herniate a disk while I permeate her membrane
>>129874742The most relatable lyrics in this thread.
>>129875690>having the word jukebox makes it literally not timeless.Here's the real answer:Sing me a song, you're a singerDo me a wrong, you're a bringer of evilThe Devil is never a makerThe less that you give, you're a takerSo it's on and on and on, it's Heaven and Hell,Oh well, yeah umThe lover of life's not a sinnerThe ending is just a beginnerThe closer you get to the meaningThe sooner you know that you're dreamingSo it's on and on and on, oh it's on and on and onIt goes on and on and on, Heaven and HellI can tell, fool foolWell if it seems to be real, it's illusionFor every moment of truth, there's confusion in lifeLove can be seen as the answer, but nobody bleeds for the dancerAnd it's on and on, on and on and on...They say that life's a carouselSpinning fast, you gotta ride it wellThe world is full of Kings and QueensWho blind your eyes and steal your dreamsIt's Heaven and Hell, oh wellAnd they'll tell you black is really whiteThe moon is just the sun at nightAnd when you walk in golden hallsYou get to keep the gold that fallsIt's Heaven and Hell, noh noFool fool, you got to bleed for the dancerFool fool, look for the answerFool, fool, fool
