>2026>Pitchfork is decrepit and on its last legs>Laura Snapes hit the wall>Mark Kozelek is un-cancelled and selling out shows on a world tour with more beautiful women in the crowd than ever"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice." - Barack Obama
>>129884332>Mark Kozelek is un-cancelled and selling out shows on a world tour with more beautiful women in the crowd than everdid this happen in your imagination?
>>129884388Literally selling out 1,000-capacity concert halls, cope & seethe buddy
>>129884388It's well known beautiful women LOVE sun kil moonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlORWYmzV0chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Bm8V_EvNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvYQGa0R9Oghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB4yoL1oSLA
>>129884453lee's palace is a 500 cap room brah brah
>>129884888sony hall is 1000lee's is 600
>>129884332Oh my God, enough already. You're reaching MCRfag levels of annoying.
>>129885364Schizo who thinks all SKM/RHP threads are made by one person when he's one of the most popular artists on this board and has been for 15 years.
>>129885420Okay, Mark. Whatever you have to tell yourself.
>>129885420>has been for 15 yearsno one except you has cared about skm in like a decade
>>129885476nice cope. mark's arguably more popular than ever. the zoomers discovered him and he's selling out all over.
>>129885655Buy an ad, Mark. It would be less embarrassing than this.
Let's hope nobody brings any cans of aerosol
>>129885667Thank you for the bumps
>>129885702You're welcome, Mark. I enjoyed your old stuff.
>>129884332he is based indeed
>>129884332Is he still doing the spoken word rambling shit? That was the reason i stopped listening to new Sun Kil Moon albums
>>129885655>he's selling out all over500 cap venues full of rapist uncs
>>129884332It's hard for me to believe someone can be as consistently miserable as this guy and not get tired of it. It's gotta be some sort of act/persona right?
>>129884332>Laura Snapes hit the wallNo, she didn't
>>129886313Unless youre just listening to Down Colorful Hill over and over again, there's a lot of happiness in his songs
>>129886257I remember Kozalek complaining that his audience was just full of sad bald middle aged dudes, and this was like 15 years ago
>>129886369>Unless youre just listening to Down Colorful Hill over and overFor me, it's listening to 24 over and over and wondering how you made to your late 20s
>>129886834Which is funny, because he makes the kind of sad mopey music that would indeed attract such people the most, but then he slags them off. It's clear he is not genuine at all, which is always the vibe I got from that creep
>>129886834getting cancelled was one of the best things to happen to him in the long runall the soibois left him and all the girls flocked to him >>129884528
>>129886926>all the girls flocked to himOh yeah. This ugly ass motherfucker who looks like a human thumb with a hairline thinner than the Big Mac meat patties is really drowning in pussy
>>129888398Girls like Ed Sheeran and Bad Bunny so it's not exactly impossible
>>129888510bad bunny is handsome
>>129888529he's not lol. and i don't even say it because of race or anything. he's just ugly
>>129888568Nta but he's not a horrible looking guy. Mark, who has some music I love a lot, is objectively a rough looking dude
>>129888601he's still famous enough to get arthoe pussy. Even a fat schizo like Daniel Johnston got groupies
>>129888398After reading the Pitchfork article, it comes off like Mark always thought he was supposed to get more pussy than he ended up getting (stories go back to the 90s), so he got angry whenever girls didn't want to see his dick after hanging out. It's probably true that they were starstruck, but the female brain thinks status should be attractive and they end up getting a wakeup call.
>>129888666Thanks for the storytime, Satan. That all checks out. Mark seems like a real jerk. Some good music though.
whoever has been shilling the Koz’ all week, thank you
>>129884388He's a dick but not because he creeped on women who wanted it. PS This isn't Reddit.
>>129886119100%. It's unlistenable and lazy. My theory is that he does it so he can tour solo and keep more money for himself.
>>129886358Here she outlines her own behavior which would've been troubling as a teen but as a middle aged woman is pathetic and reveals she's the last person to be a reliable narrator.https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/apr/08/festivals-without-drinking-
>>129889096Who cares about Laura Snapes? I don't even know who that is. All I know is this Laura:>>According to Laura, he asked her to have a drink after the show, and said he’d prefer his hotel over the local pub she suggested. She figured she’d be socializing in a group with his bandmates at the lobby bar, she says, but...Kozelek brought her to his room alone. Less than 10 minutes after they arrived at his room, he went to the bathroom with the door open, and emerged in only a T-shirt and underwear, Laura says. Soon after that, she says, he got fully undressed, without any prompting from her. She says she expressed her discomfort and got up to leave, but he pleaded with her to stay the night, and she reluctantly agreed. He asked her if he could masturbate in front of her, and if she would have sex with him, she says. She told him no, she says, but he continued asking, seeming to feel entitled because she’d previously told him she admired his acting performance in the 2005 film Shopgirl. “But why? Is it because I’m old? Am I not attractive to you? You have to tell me why you won’t fuck me. You’ve seen my movies,” she says she remembers him saying. “As a way of appeasing him in the moment,” Laura says, she allowed him to spoon her. He made a few more sexual comments, she says, and after she made it clear she wasn’t interested, he eventually fell asleep.
>>129889082Panera is expensive
>>129889111This is so embarrassed
el violador
>>129889082the revelation that indie bands butcher their sound so they can pay less band mates is a tragic one, I discerned this with Built to Spill because I saw them with a 5 piece years back and it was perfect for their songs every guitar layer was there and it sounded amazing, then 2 years later they were doing the 3 piece and it fucking ruined their sound, unless they're exclusively playing a small subset of their music they need those guitar layers. Blows me away is all the die hard fans that refuse to act like the sound has plummetted because they love doug so much, yeah I love the band too but I loved them for their expansive layers of guitars, I'm not gonna stand there and act like he didn't neuter his whole sound
>>129889111Unironically loser nobody women do this for status. He literally did nothing wrong and wtf did she think when a successful musician invited her to his hotel room. No, I don't simp for MK, he is a dick.
>>129889111>agreed>allowed>complained about it publicly laterwoman moment
>>129889322>>129889374>Ella met Kozelek when she attended a Sun Kil Moon concert at the Sinclair nightclub in Cambridge, Massachusetts, on October 7, 2017. She was a 20-year-old college student; Kozelek was 50. Standing in the front row, she passed him a letter about how much his music meant to her, and he asked her to come up and hold a sheet of lyrics for him. Kozelek invited her to dinner the following night, and from there to his hotel room. She says that he stressed repeatedly that he saw her as a potential friend and nothing more, seeming eager to dispel any ideas she might have about his sexual interest in her. Ella, an aspiring visual artist, showed Kozelek some of her work while at his hotel, and he responded with enthusiasm. Soon after, he suddenly began undressing, and then got in the shower. “He came out in a towel and he asked me if I would have sex with him,” Ella says. “And he made it sound theoretical, but it wasn’t.” She told him no, but he wouldn’t drop the issue, complaining that women her age didn’t find men his age attractive. She was ready to call a cab home, and he pleaded with her to stay the night, expressing concern about the danger of traveling home alone at that hour. She reluctantly stayed and they watched a movie together. After the movie, Ella took her pants off and got into bed, attempting to sleep. “I was scared," she says. "I felt trapped.” Kozelek began touching her sexually and she told him no multiple times. “Because I knew he was going to do it anyway, I finally said, ‘Can you at least use a condom?’ I wasn’t on birth control. He called room service and they brought him a condom. I think he put it on. And then he raped me. I said, ‘please don’t.’ And he did.” She says Kozelek made a chilling remark after it was over: “That was great. I loved when you were pushing me away." Pitchfork reviewed a photo of Ella onstage with Kozelek, as well as phone records of their calls and texts.
>>129889418>going up to a guys hotel room, taking off your pants, getting in bed and telling him to use a condom isnt consentwoman moment
>>129889111lmaoMark Kwabzelek
>>129884332>2026>one retard is still talking about Pitchfork
>>129889587i havent been paying attention: when/how did p4k become irrelevant? just gradually? i never was a fan, but they used to be everywhere. like buzzfeed.
>>129889418As a khhv I don't get it, but how are you not embarrassed to have to beg like this as a man? Was he drunk? It might make a bit more sense then.
>>129889670abandoned indie to chase homosexual pop listeners but that audience has brain damage from chemsex and dont read so pitchfork was left with no one
A weird thing happened where all those spurious stories about Mark's uncouth behavior seemed to have brought him more female fans than ever
>>129884332>hipster faggot freak>hipster faggot male manipulator freak that raped chicks and has zero musical talent>Sun kil moon and Jizzelek solo career is hipster faggot music that sucks a bag of cockYeah, it's so fucking bad
>>129884332should consider reaching for that medicine bottle, he looks like the yellow face painters
>>129890667Koz did nothing wrong
>>129884332He's yellow for an AMAZING reason!
>>129884332>Pitchfork is decrepit and on its last legsgood i hope they get raped
>>129890609Make it make sense. Is he like the funny uncle to them?
>>129896010Listen to Carry Me, Ohio. Listen to Katy Song. Listen to Alesund. Let's not forget he used to make these songs.
Don't worry guys, pic related will return and save pitchfork
>While asking me questions about how I was doing, he was like, can we have sex? And I said no. And he was like, can you give me a hand job? And I said no. And he was like, well, can I jerk off in front of you? And I said no.
>>129897645Deerhunter was always third rate
>>129884332Pitchfork was never good.
I'm glad P4K is dying.I don't know a single music journalist by name.His music means alot to me and I would go see him live tomorrow if I could.
>>129896010hot bitches love a 'I can fix him' tale
>>129896010they want to be an object of momentary infatuation for someone famous and then complain-brag about it later>like omg he just had to have me and wouldnt take no for an answer I was so scared!
