>"And I swear that I don't have a gun">*has gun*>*kills himself with it*Wtf
>>129885641Trannies are a superstitious and cowardly lot. You should have seen this coming.
>>129885656Tou-fucking-ché
>>129885641congratulations you are the 12,821st person to make this joke.
>>129885641i once told a bum i didn't have any money when i did.me and kurt are practically brothers.
>>129885641i've got that exact same shirt from the 90s, should i put it on ebay and claim its kurt cobain's shirt?
>>129887338You don't even have to say it's Cobain's. Just overprice it and throw it up on depop or whatever and some zoomer will buy it. Make sure to include the Cobain pic in the product images
>>129886342>DON'T HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU
>>129885641He was being sarcastic
>keeps dropping hints that he's gonna kill himself>get killed by Dave and Courtney for the tragic lore windfallAnother one of his lies exposed
>>129885641To be fair, he initially didn't have a gun because of a prior felony that prevented him from buying one himself so he had his friend Dylan Carlson from the band Earth buy a guy for him (straw purchases weren't illegal yet IIRC)
>>129890294>felonyWhoa didn't know Kurdt was such a dangerous guy
So simple
dishonest songwritingglam bros win again