https://x.com/SFBayNewsLab/status/2041305777584124054
don't worry. le sserafim will save hybe.
we wanted the gazlowe thread
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fuck this thread. Stupid jannie deletes the non-aespa one that was first.
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>>129908909i can see her p
goyslop general
>>129908895
why didn't you pre-emptively save her?
>>129908895in april as announced
>>129908910it's linked first not made first
>>129908915i wish
so glad newjeans is dead
>>129908928now ive can finally flourish!
>>129908918she truly is perfect.
>>129908902post more gobby. She finally clicked for me
got recommended a sexy henlo yt short, youtube being based for once
>>129908916/metal/ bros...
>>129908936>>129908908keep it down will ya?
yejibrobafemis we
>>129908940hey alright
>>129908934she's for cute only
it is hard for me to believe that girls who dress revealingly are bad on the inside
>scooter leaves hybe>hybe stock starts plummetingjust what exactly did (((he))) know that we don't know....
>>129908895LSF can barely save themselves.>Source Music (LE SSERAFIM)>Revenue: ₩54.8 billion KRW (about $37.5 million USD)>Net profit: ₩6.10 billion KRW (about $4.17 million USD)>ADOR (NewJeans)>Revenue: ₩24.4 billion KRW (about $16.7 million USD)>Net profit: ₩4.50 billion KRW (about $3.08 million USD)
here's how lightsum can still win
>>129908951bangpd is getting sentenced to death
>>129908953where did ador put the 13 million?
yejibros our glasses are dirty
Does a flop group from these big companies have debt
oh you think your fave’s pretty? well here’s this photo of them inverted, upside down, at a bad angle, in unflattering lighting, from a paused video and i also ran them through ai to make them fat not so pretty now, are they?
no man has ever seen my waifu undressed
>>129908944*GRUNTS*
>>129908929hybe's other groups probably benefited more honestly. ive might have #1s that might have been #2s otherwise, but lsf became much more important to hybe's bottom line and must have been offered deals that would have been negotiated for newjeans. same for some of illit's deals.
M + H3?
>>129908957Happy Hina Day...
https://files.catbox.moe/eh92jv.mp4
>>129908946I dunno, sometimes she looks kinda...
i made a webm but its blurry as FUCKdo i post anyway
>>129908960Legal fees most likely
>>129908963in case that wasn’t enough to convince you i also have this photo of them as a child and i don’t find this middle schooler attractive which means they’re ugly and my fave mogs!
>>129908964This one probably did
>>129908934was it this
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2040501995661115392/vid/avc1/1080x1080/dMCPcX1CrX4BqpwY.mp4She's stick and bones
>>129908984very close, need to find more webms from this performancehttps://youtu.be/baAFB-rae_4?si=U6ePU7TsZK1O6sJe
gobby f***f***
>>129908984i want to make love to her in the dumpster she grew up in
new yubin webms?
Ian is probably the most unc-coded idol to ever exist. She has such a vampiric, naughty face to her that is just begging for a stern correction from any unc in her radius. This brat was made to tease.
fromis are all dateless, kissless, handholdless virgins who don't even go online after 11pm
>>129909002iljin literally forced her classmate to chuch an entire bottle of vodka and then lit her on firethey're bully sluts
>illit's court win over the youtuber was actually back in february (before min hee jin's verdict)geeeee i wonder why it's being reported NOW
>>129908999trips of truth
>>129909006ummm based?
which kpop idols believe in black excellence?
>>129909011probably downhee, she is literally retarded.
>>129909014imagine if gigi stopped here and didn't bog any further
h2h Jiwoo is so fucking dumb, bros. I mean she is stupid.
Anyma and LISA announce collaboration ‘Bad Angel’ out April 8th.
>>129909015very ugly white woman
>>129909018sullybros we did it!
what does minju smell like?
>>129909018post the pitch
>>129909015looks like bahi is back on the menu
>>129909027plastic
what does unc coded mean?
>>129909017she doesn't look much different now than there
more pure than pasteurized skim milk
i think the blur effect destroyed the bitrate but posting it n e way
>>129909018you can see her fat ass from a mile away
jiwoo needs to spend more time off her phoneshe seems like she does everything with her mind on her phone
any new chaehyuns? she got hella skinny. does she still have fat tits?
new dxwcute!
>>129909034it's a pedo dogwhistle
>>129909049mummy's tummy mmmmmmm
i thought h2h was unc coded but then odd youth released that song...
yeah yeah we get it, asian girls are hot. anything ELSE??
the big hair really adds a lot to her perceived weight
fromis threads are a blessing
>>129909043interestig. i seem to remember another idol EXACTLY like that who it was revealed was dating for years and had matching tattoos with the guy... hmmm.... interesting
>>129909058she finally got hot
>>129909056sometimes theyre cute
>>129909007everything hybe does is just media manipulation. no substance at all. basically a tabloid company. hybe's crash is going to be monumental.
>>129909056Lemme guess, you “need more”?
>>129909029
>>129909056the music is pretty great
>>129909064let's not go crazy
it's funny watching sports people react to kpop
>>129909070forget sully is a lefty like miyeon, megan, rose, minnie and s3 jiwoo
STELLATELLASELLASTLLASTELASTELASTELL
which idols are for us uncs?
it's funny watching kpop people react to sports
>>129909091i dunno brother i am still listening to t-ara every day and have been for like 15 years straight
>>129908970yeahafter all the shit that happened, only losing one member is very minimal damage
>>129909091>which idols are for us uncs?56-YEARS-YOUNGHOT AF
>>129909070She's got a pretty good pitch. Good topspin on the ball. Quite deceptive almost caught the guardsman out by forcing his left hand.
no eeeny!
>>129909070how many wives punched their husband in the shoulder for looking too intently
>>129909091only anna
>>129909091
>>129909081no one there seemed to react at all
>>129909106you can't just manhandle naky the fucking princess like that
>>129909110i'm glad she's dead
>the guardsman
NAME one (1) anon that would DESTROY this
>hailing from the city of angels, with a record of 99 wins, 0 losses, 0 ties, and 99 wins by way of ko. ladies and gentlemen introducing to you kim 'dinamita' sowon
>>129909070this would be a lot more charming if they didn't practice, but just like their bands being afraid to perform live, or them panicking when they need to speak english, they care way too much about not making mistakes and it takes away some of the magic
>>129909121this the nazi girl that makes fun of filipinos?
>>129909119pure girl cursed with a lewd body
>>129909100threesome with her and one of the 18 year old kpops to see whos better
the worst part about karina is that she exposed all catholic idols for not remaining pure for jesus
>>129909106this but naked
>mest
>>129909120pretty much all kpgbest destruction bait in the game
>>129909129i don't understand. are pure girls all supposed to be ugly? can you not be attractive and fit and also pure?
>>129909132that happened for real
>>129909127brother what are you talking about?
>>129909104>retarded post>capshitter checks out
yubs
>>129909145goddamn it i just love yubin so much
>>129909058i love her so much
>>129909127no its actually retarded when theyre so bad the catcher cant even reach it
>>129909140it's way harder to manage being pure with a body like hers, but yuba still does it after reformation
Most Viewed K-Pop Gen 5 Music Videos on Youtube — Released in the 1st Quarter of 2026 :#1 Hearts2Hearts 'RUDE!' 75M#2 ALPHA DRIVE ONE 'FREAK ALARM!' 63M#3 LNGSHOT 'Moonwalkin' 37M#4 idntt 'Pretty Boy Swag' 29M
>>129909127>>129909152this was one of her previous pitches
>>129909145why are women girly?
>>129909142proof??
would you
>>129909154>after reformationshe didn't need it though because she's never betrayed her fans
>>129909164fucken love hags
>>129909164i wish i was skinny again bros. 30 hit and the weight gain started and then 35 hit and it's like we're speedrunning it
>>129909155healthy
>>129909164uh yea
한국형제들, i don't feel so good...hottest idol in TWICE: not Koreanhottest idol in CSR: not Koreanhottest idol in Aespa: not Koreanhottest idol in Hearts2Hearts: not Koreanhottest idol in NewJeans: not Koreanhottest idol in I-dle: not Koreanhottest idol in Dreamcatcher: not Koreanhottest idol in Kep1er: not Koreanhottest idol in Iz*one: not Koreanhottest member in Blackpink: not Koreanhottest idol in Meovv: not Korean
>>129909164after i beat her ass at mario kart
kys wavpedo
why post yubin when you can post kaede?
>>129909160and that's actually memorable. no one cares if you blow the pitch. even 50 cent and conor mcgregor whiffed theirs and nobody cared. and if they didn't blow it nobody would ever remember it
gimme that gimme that
yejibros do we have any cigarettes we could borrow
>>129909169daily exercise + healthy eating, nothing more required, fren
>>129909184people remember dubyas heater
>>129909164cr**mp** every h*le
>>129909173This post already got dismantled in the thread it originated in.
>>129909173but karina, minji, miyeon, yoohyeon, and jisoo are korean
>>129909184sully cares dumbass
kotone
>>129909185your face
>>129909190gimmie
>>129909184i'd like to whiff this
>>129909160she did better this time
>>129909160>>129909184Carly Rae Jepsen is the only one I remember after seeing dozens of these over the years
>>129909173>hottest idol in TWICE:chewy>hottest idol in CSR: who?>hottest idol in Aespa: gigi>hottest idol in Hearts2Hearts: stella>hottest idol in NewJeans: hanni>hottest idol in I-dle: MIYEON>hottest idol in Dreamcatcher:yoo>hottest idol in Kep1er: chaehyun>hottest idol in Iz*one: cake>hottest member in Blackpink: jisoo>hottest idol in Meovv: swim kim get better taste anon. you're just a faggot
>>129909199damn now i crave some of that
>>129909196that's my point. koreans care to the point of soullessness. just like their rock bands that never play live, who even wants to see that?
YOUNGSEO KITTY PAWS UwU
>>129909190>>129909192
>>129909205better outfit too
henlo deserves to be a mother (of my cats)
>>129909195minji is a (covert) leaf
yejibros the term "needle drop" is a forced meme and cringe as fuck like office jargon
>>129909211>>129909204
kinda miss early era yubs
>>129909214really bad feet though. yuck
whos the hottest tripleS
gn
>>129909173>Sakura, Nako and Hiichan mogging ANYONE but elder squidThis is how you know this post is bait. Izone had arguably one of the most powerful gook lineups in history.
>>129909226too cute and innocent looking
so why is kpop dead?
>>129909212it's just strange example because nmixx is kinda known for being live performers, and they travel with a live band...
>>129909229yubin or jiwoo or jiyeon
me like saki
>>129909228They are perfectly fine, Haerin kitty and Ella kitty are far worse.
>>129909229S1
>>129909231nako is a top 5 izone
>>129909194actually, iirc meovv got added to it
any synthwave kpop groups?
>>129909240kottis feet are perfect
>>129909234White people slowly left kpop after 3rd gen.
>>129909229the one who writes and producesthey're all pretty, but brains + beauty is impossible to top
>>129909227barley! oh barley.....
>>129909229jiyeon or yooyeon
>>129909236i'm talking about their rock bands like qwer, latency, day6 and all that other crap. no one has ever heard them play live and no one ever will because koreans are too afraid of not being perfect
kpop has never been better. we are living in the golden age of kpop
My wife Umji Goodnight!
>>129909244sex hag
>>129909258
>>129909251you keep saying that, but here you are - the whitest stud south of Huay Pu Keng
>>129909258based and true
>>129909258anon... i'm afraid it's been... 10 years
nigga is talking to himself again lol
>>129909253you mean my wife
how come you guys never talk about which idols are the best conversationalists?
don't lose your temper so so quickly
>>1299092582018 coma bro.....dont worry pristin v comeback is just around the corner
>>129909257uhhh QWER plays livechrocktikal too
>>129909271Jiwoo looks chubby again
>>129909251lily is still around
>>129909271i want to fuck kyujin so bad
>>129909256>yooyeonnot after her downgrade
>>129909277i've never spoken to an idol before so i really couldn't say
>>129909276yes, your wife
>>129909243Nako can be top 5, fine. But you're delusional if you think the nips won this one. Eunbi, Minju, Chimp, Yena, Yujin, wony, Hyewon and Yuri all in one group? This was unfair. Dare I say a humiliation ritual for the nips.
>>129909265>Huay Pu Kengwtf karina's homeland discovered
people keep asking me if I'm gay
>>129909257rolling quartz plays live all the time fucking idiot
Is there a show today?
>>129909276falling sleep cuddling while listening to some Chet Baker
>>129909295got your lsf shirt on again?
>>129909287chaeyoung feet....
apparently doah is still a thing
>>129908957juhyeon makes out with nayoung
>>129909288you never saw idols b***bs or p***y either but you guys talk about that all the time
>>129909284omo
>>129909296shut the fuck up turd, you know what i mean. most bands don't play live and the exception proves the rule
>>129909289preciate it
>>129909303
>>129909308but we have seen that
why does he hate white kpop fans so much?
I fucking love a good tuna steak
>>129909308actually everyone here has seen both of those things
>>129909310actually i didnt know what you mean and you were wrong so dont get mad bro
>>129909277Sitting and talking: WendyHaerinSomiOut for a walk:JihyoJiwoo NmixxStella H2HJust quietly being together at home:Irene
>>129909316watch some american renaissance it's only natural
>>129908957at this point nayoung should just fuck chowon on camera and see if any coomers give them money
>>129909316because they dont care about IVE
hottest idol in fromis is korean
only in china they are not allowed to lip syncall groups lip sync as much as possible
>>129909257you're looking in the wrong place for "live" music
>spend the weekend reading>discuss your books>watch the martian>wild passionate monkey sex
>>129909302
>>129909329true
>>129908973i miss hina every single day. more than nayoung or the rest
>>129909308guys dont marry girls to hear their insight on geopolitical happenstancewe dont care. we just want a lovely girl with a disarming smile. like xiaoting. or karina. now post xiaoting. or karina.
>>129909332>discuss your booksi don't think she'd be into my carl schmitt collection tho
>>129908973hbd hina
>>129908983me 8 hours a day at my job
>>129909326hell yea
>>129909343where is it
>>129909326i can't believe nugus look like this but the average big agency girl is ugly as fuck
>>129909173jiu is korean
fromis is a fucking joke
https://youtu.be/JJi63_Vnqdo
>>129909301https://youtu.be/gGuHykaJE50
>>129909307that would be good
>>129909329Actually Nagyung is rumoured to be Chinese. She can speak fluent chinese and her "studying" there was just a coverup by the company. So, Korea loses here yet again.
>>129909307
>>129909348perfectly proportioned midget megan gf
fromis should be in a nursing home
>>129909195bogrina ain't it
mia status?
>>129909354they mog itzy though
>>129909360i know these are pornstars but I don't know their names I only watch curated jav
>>129909369in what way
>>129909364you ain't straight
fromis should be nursing me
here comes the pretentious avatarfag and his blogposting
im low on fromises but i'll trade a dayeon for some panda thong or saerom butt
>>129909316>>129909328White people became disinterested with kpop after 3rd gen.
why do they always make sully show her tummy
>>129909380
>>129909382they loved newjeans
>>129909387its all she has going for her
>>129909388gracias
>>129908957sangah gains a couple kgeveryone else is pretty much at their peak visuallyeven yujeong is hot these daysthey just need a new mini album so they stop performing the same three songs
>>129909380>panda>saeromnot kpop (very sad)
is this mcdonalds huntrix meal good
>>129909394once kpop always kpop
>>129909356yea this would be great too
>>129909363kill yourself. kpg is pronktown and you're being antagonistic for the sake of it.
The Smiths but gayer
>>129909391she has a mean sigma
>>129909401>>129909401
>>129909299No
