At least two of said occasions were in the last week.

>>129912333
Not surprising

Why the fuck is he wearing that Chris-chan outfit?

Aren't homosexuals supposed to have fashion taste?

Eddie Murphy killed Kurt Cobain. Worse yet, he made it look like suicide.

The Shrek Donkey is the Hitler of our time.

Malena Morgan retired from porn to become Taylor Swift's physical fitness coach and wellness councilor.

The walrus was Ringo.

The Brothers Kiszka were Michael Jackson's child slaves during his stay in Dubai. They were given a record deal and a major label push in exchange for their continued silence, but the experience turned them into alcoholic homosexuals.

"In Hell I'll Be In Good Company" by The Dead South is used as a torture device in both North Korea and Eritrea, usually for when breaking somebody's hand is seen as insufficient.

>>129912447
The record was originally inspired by a series of underground audiorecordings of Eddie Murphy's tranny cruisings.

There are thousands of such recordings.

Lil Wayne has tertiary syphilis, but his brain was already nonfunctional, so you don't really notice any difference.

Usher co-operated with the feds and ratted out on Diddy to keep heat off himself for all those times he raped Justin Bieber.

>>129912353

Courtney Love killed Elliot Smith. She made it look like a suicide by doing it while dressed up as his Japanese girlfriend.

Personally, I think she was unconvincing. We're shamefully lax on real criminals in this country.

We do not live in the best of all possible worlds. If we did, Chuck Berry would've died in 1959, and Buddy Holly would've died in 2017.

>>129912601
Will Smith *wishes* he died in 2017. At least some people today might still believe he's into women. Or at least pretend to in public.

Phoebe Bridgers only narrowly escaped with her life after a week of working as a celesbian escort for Britney Spears.

>>129912616
Where did this info that he's gay come from?
The only media gossip I heard was that he was rumoured to fuck trannies

Sabrina Carpenter's "Manchild" is at least the equal of Shostakovich's Ninth Symphony:

https://youtu.be/aSugSGCC12I?si=fCXRRl8CeT1B04p9

>>129912653
Aren't you thinking of Eddie Murphy?

>>129912420

The Kiszkas? I thought this was Jacob Collier.

>>129912661
No I think I read this shit in some TMZ news story years ago. That there were rumours he was fucking trannies in hotels

>>129912374

Taylor Alison also personally sponsored Margaret Qualley's tasteful expansion.

>>129912647

>>129912333
I believe him yo

>>129912333
I almost, but don't quite, have more respect for Machine Gun Kelly.

>>129914011
Imagine the thirty-seven dicks sucked in a row.

>>129914518
Or as Big Will calls it, "Thursday".