Bogan retard metal editionOLD: >>129917987FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Why are they fat?
BLASTING
Why isn't he playing my song?
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129935886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNGmByQ_c68
>>129935886https://youtu.be/Cuz3t3eUqVs?si=h4b5Yh0g1SYLwfuy
>>129935886
>>129935850still mad they had to cancel their show at the literal last fucking minute. FUCK TRUMP
>>129935886brvtal
>>129935877Why can't you avoid acting like a desperate attention whore, you fucking schizo?
>Cryptopsy - Ungentle Exhumation>Suffocation - Human Waste>Deeds of Flesh - Gradually MeltedAll I need.
>>129936164Deeds of Flesh sucks
>>129936170shut your mouth
Which album is better?
>>129936155You sound fat
>>129936266Don't know as I've never heard either album, sorry.
>>129936266I know INRI is the cool answer but Sadistik Execution are better imo. I was listening to both of those bands earlier today.
KINO
>>129936138rotussy...
>>129935850This is better >>129931599
>>129936366
>>129936481Faggot nigga
>>129935886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVUgXC1b53U
BLVSTING
>>129936918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKiS9DPARDg
>>129936918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S0-OstIrZI
>>129935850Where's the metal?
>>129937210Pretty sure this is a fake AI lineup judging by how piss-poor this is
>>129937210Sexyy Red is a fed
>>129937247Ice Spice is hotter and I'm not being racially controversial
>>129937210Did you ever go to that festival?
>>129937247>>129937273Megan general
>>129937210Right in between BINI and Novasoul, poser!
>>129937273>>129937319These threads need more black women
>>129937512we love ebony kweens here
thank you faggot thread ruining xister. another night posting dogshit into the aether. what a life
Why's he called Eminem anyways?
>>129937635his initials
>>129937657Damn that's smart as hell
>>129937708is it tho
>>129937635>>129937657>>129937708>>129937728who are you talking to?
https://youtu.be/Qf0yWQzz0gM?si=IiYeYbNcMsp8bYlV
>>129937728Pretty smart yeah, they almost look like skittles too
>>129935886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr719OP6sTI
>>129937738Probably the posts they were replying to
>>129937756not metal
>>129937741why was this band popular
Scum fucking bitch, cum guzzling whoreeating the dick like a revolving dooryou suck on my cock but don’t swallow shityou're nothing but a worthless-ass bitchSo you’ve been raped, beaten and stabbedBody contorts, rip you in halfI defecate on your blood splattered massDefiling the corpse, suffer in deathEvisceration - rape the bloody whoreRipped up body – now I crave for moreEndless suffering - I will rape you in the assSkin forsaken, bruised and nakedMy hands are shaking, I will kill againStalking the dark shroud of nightto claim a victim for my cryptsevered heads decorate the lairwhich I’m on with sinGrinding chunks of flesh intoa red and meaty pasteFeasting on these bitches piecessoothes my minds decayCome unto me objects of mindlessness,torture's too good for you [x3]Read into my ghastly deedsand encounter sicknessslaughter of disease filled whoresFilth this world don’t need.
>>129937819Uh oh melty
>>129937210i don't know any of these, which are the headliners and which aren't
>>129937795Wrong link sorry lasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BBtN6vfPFw
It clicked
>Boris, Sunn O))), and Ulver collaboration
>>129938123>Borisnot metal>Sunn O))) barely metal >Ulver not metal
>>129938195>drone metal
>>129937802Because they named them in 1994
Post your favorite metal band and the number of real, biological vaginas you have sexually penetrated with your male appendage>Summoning>zero (0)
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/sunn-o-sunn-o/
>>129938259>Inquisition>zero
>>129938123>>129938195>>129938405contrarian noise rock garbage but with the extra added evil of a "post-riffs" ideology that seek the castration and emasculation of metal's themes of individualism and romanticism so that young men embrace communism and homosexuality
Post riffs? Gladly!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=phJS3qvIYgA
>>129938472t.ourist
>>129938405The o/ at the end of the url threw me off lmfao
Varg contracted AIDS from being raped by a gang of Pakistani inmates in Oslo prison in the frigid winter of '94.
RIP Chuck
Devourment do rule, correct.
Where's the real thread? This one is shit.
>>129938750>>/xxr/Oh wait
https://youtu.be/nHxssQHHsRA?si=FSXBBWks_BAcpMvC
>>129938754>>129631093
Where is it now, the glory and the dream?Where is it now, the glory and the dream?Your blood and soil are piss and shitYour honor and glory vanity's refuseThe dust upon the paper eyeAnd the burst stomach like a caveGrappling hands slid deep into rotten fleshWhere is it now, the glory and the dream?Where is it now, the glory and the dream?Your blood and soil are piss and shit
>>129938207?
Immolation are boring
>>129940557Cute couple
>>129940557pictured: world's strongest black metal fan (left) with weakest death metal fan (right)
>>129940557Lesnar is a Right-winger, but according to that photo, he's not an anti-Semite.
>>129936170kys fag this is a Deeds Of Flesh board
>>129940500You're so interesting for saying this
the loneliness of the long distance runner is such a stupid fucking song
>new immolation album out >it’s fantastic >new Melechesh song >it’s mehSigh.
>>129941412is this more interesting: immolation fucking sucks
>>129941891Why?
>>129941852Underrated album.
>>129942043severe torture rules
>>129942130it’s good for a laugh
>>129935886Bongs mostly missed the boat on Thrash compared to other Metal Powerhouse countries, but they do have a few gems.
>>129935886It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKlxhjKfnMQ
>>129937802They had some ok songs before the frontman became a completely insufferable shitlib
Name a more consistent death metal band than immolation
>>129942662arghoslent
>>129942577Sabbat - History Of A Time To Come is one of the best Thrash Metal albums from anywhere.
>>129942662Bolt Thrower
>>129942723>Melo deathKek
>>129942803>melodeath for posersftfy
Dissonant melodeath
>>129942856Correct.
I'm obsessed with Drowning The Light and hailing Setapophis. Doesn't get any more trve kvlt than this.https://youtu.be/GbAEePo-txQ?si=45kDNOaRtkvfBj4L
>>129942477>>129942477>>129942477>>129942477>>129942477
!!!!!!NEW DRAIN GANG LEAKED!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thsfoh8YAlMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thsfoh8YAlMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thsfoh8YAlM
>>129943111never heard of her
why did MA let some retard add 100 metallica live "albums" to their page
>>129943224official bootlegsit's a fucking mess
If you don't heil Varg Vikernes you don't belong on /metal/, period.
>>129942815based revochad
>>129943481HEIL
>>129943481we don't hail AIDS patients here
Burzum (Full Dynamic Range Edition)
>>129942662Unironically Cannibal Corpse.They've never made anything amazing but every single album is just a straight 6/10 with nearly no increase or loss in quality.
>New Circle of Dawn up on Soulseek>It's a folk EP Nigga WHO asked for this? We want racist drumming
>>129943763Cats are very dominant, even though they look retarded
>>129942662Saw them live recently and they are sikk. Wasn't expecting Ross to be a manlet like me, but he sounds HUGE.
>>129942662I enjoy them but all of their songs sound nearly the same
Are Voivod and Death Angel worth seeing?
National Socialist Thrash Metal
>>129944046all the old death metal bands that are still around sound amazing live. you can really tell the difference in experience vs nu bands live.
Gay Hitlerian Blacked Metal
Hitlerian glam rock
>>129943224>>129943423It can't be that bad...>literal hundreds of live albums Wtf??? Basically forces you to enable the option to show only main discography by default.
>>129944364National Socialist Power MetalYes that's a thing.https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Finist/16676Side project of one of the ex-Nokturnal Mortum guys.
>>129944552And yet Finist is fucking awful.
>>129944550>>129943224lmao someone even added all these albums to RYM but at least that site properly separates all kinds of releaseshttps://rateyourmusic.com/artist/metallica
Why are us metalfreakers always so hated by the normies
>>129935886Fellwinter - Fellwinter
Post wiggerslamit's the only good genre
Turns out Ozzy killed himself because someone threatened to expose him for having connections to Jimmy Saville.
Varg killed Ozzy it just took 30 years
>>129945589And they say AIDS is no longer deadly...
>>129935886https://youtu.be/65cZc3SmWIA?si=9F3sOzlx3d17H_zf
Maître de guerre, Satanique
>>129946936is it true he's a furry?
A Strife… a Victory
>2026>I am forgotten
HAMMER - SHOAX
>>129947170HAIL
>>129947297shartzi cringe
>>129947297HEIL.
Enjoying the evening watching the Heavy Metallurgy stream.
It's uphttps://youtu.be/BC0i8UYQvvM?si=MwRKwtnrJpldvTv7
>>129938728March 10, 1940–March 19, 2026
>>129935886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbeYgJKNjkQ
>>129936266Both great in their own right. The Magus suffered a similar unfortunate fate as Bonded By Blood in that it's release was delayed (in this case a whole 3 years instead of only 1) and that killed its momentum.
i just found out the frontman from the band CKY is in malevolent creation now. how did that happen
>>129948318does he say the word that Phil Fasciana says?
Been on like a year long High on Fire obsession, like Sleep for a long time but they didn't click for a while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WjaJqhjkOY
Metal about authentic rejection of christcuck lies?
>>129948840Deicide and Vital Remainshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljsu7HXJ1vs
>>129943763IT'S ALWAYS THE BLACK ONES
>>129948840oh and probably Dissection
>>129948900*Tuxedo
>>129948897>>129948929Based. I was thinking of Si Monvmentvm Reqvires, Circvmspice too.
>>129948947Damn, I just skimmed through that. I will have to give it a serious listen. I love black metal that's produced to not sound like dog shit. They remind me of gorgoroth
shal00m my niqqas (nicaraguas)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOrF342zKbE
>>129948840Natur
>>129949511Would be a cool graphic tee imo.
Child-devouring vampires, mutilators of the young;You turned Tradition into a codex of bile;Feverish alchemists of destruction;Who, through their fatal rites, have turned gold into leadThe eternal return demands a sacrifice;The offering of putrid remains;The scales are clear;The Jewish ‘race’ must die!
better than metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJChWUcesJ4
>>129950043Reddit metal
who would have thought DMU/ANUS are friends with o9a/accelerationist people
>>129940500Immolation has the most consistent discography ever, and is in fact the only active death metal band that matters at all
>>129951729What do you think the chances are that people are going to understand you when you use 3 acronyms in a single question?
>>129944445
is Conqueror hipster shit like Revenge or are they cool?
>>129948318i just watched the garza podcast with him. he's a legit metalfag. i was never into cky but he writes some good riffs.
>>129952424Conqueror is cool. Even the early Revenge stuff is cool. It doesn't get goofy until much later and with the Death Worship stuff.
>>129943718
>>129952023Great band.
Polvo
>>129952934good joke
>>129952921What do you think of Goatpenis? Where do I start with these guys. btw I enjoyed Conqueror's live album.
>>129953054You've never heard them and you're gay.
>>129953080 not gay but you're absolutely being a chud right now
it's uphttps://youtu.be/0XclI1BGvHc
>>129953128I was a chud earlier and will still be one later.
what a chuddy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM8qshfJFEIThis band answers the question: "What would happen if you combined braindead BDM with Castlevania-core?"
>>129943794Post it
>>129953069you start at the tip and work your way to the balls
>>129953153i'm better at guitar than this mid hoe
>>129954540you wish
>>129954548she sucks. generic djent tone tiktok riffs. total poser. she should start a onlyfans instead
these greeks released the sickest dm album 20 years ago and then disappeared forever
>>129954540Don't give simptards (you)s
Damn this general fucking died, haven't been here in 4 years, is that retarded britbong still here?
>>129955134>not even your first post in this thread
>>129955256You realize we would go through 4-5 of these threads a day right? Posted, realized it's dead, then asked. Again, is the retarded British kid still here?
>>129955278What do you need, brother?
>>129955134>barely over 200 posts after 42 hourssad
>>129955278That’s not a good thing. That means schizos are having a meltdown
>>129955134He was the first symptom of what killed the thread. Bongtard hasn't posted in a while.
>>129955459Yeah it sucked how he always posted about metal here
I just roke up
>>129955483Negru always posts about metal, so I guess you would like to have him around as well?
Thoughts on the new Sunn O))) ?
>>129955548Love that one song.
>>129955587Which one lass
Bump
>>129955548The artwork was done by Mark Rothko
>>129955666Whom Also nice digits lass
>>129955666>(((Rothko)))unbased
>The partnership aims to align the immersive, emotional nature of Rothko’s color field paintings with the sonic landscapes of drone metal.Genius.
>>129955693Modern art, not even once.
>>129937210Finally, a decent lineup.
>>129955712Contemporary is the more accurate term.
>>129955687>((()))He killed himself though
>>129955548Trust fund baby duo.
>>129955487Have you had your cheese yet?
>>129955799Maybe if you weren't poor you could have made some worthwhile art yourself.
>>129955483Yeah sure man him posting his dick or just sperging about how right he was, all very metal!Fuck off with your revisionist bullshit. 80% of his posts were "IM UGLY AND EVERYONE HATES ME :'("
>>129955768What was the post?
TAKE A LOOK TO THE SKY JUST BEFORE YOU DIEIT'S THE LAST TIME YOU WILLBLACKENED ROAR, MASSIVE ROAR FILLS THE CRUMBLING SKYSHATTERED GOAL FILLS HIS SOUL WITH A RUTHLESS CRYSTRANGER NOW ARE HIS EYES TO THIS MYSTERYHEARS THE SILENCE SO LOUDCRACK OF DAWN, ALL IS GONE EXCEPT THE WILL TO BENOW THEY SEE WHAT WILL BE, BLINDED EYES TO SEE
>>129955851post your art
>>129936366I laughed
>>129955912I'm currently working on my demo.
>>129955917HEIL
>>129955928>None of this>Will ever haunt you now>Since there is no one else>Accounting for your cruelty>You will see no consequence>And though I am not to blame>I suffer all the sameNah man I love Gold but my god was he lacking some self awareness of how whiny he could be and how his relationships broke down.
>>129955949Idc bro he gave us some absolutely melodramatic kino so I give him a pass. Also I'll always believe he committed suicide, it's pretty obvious based on the lyrics in the last Woods album.
>>129955928>writes a song called "I Was Buried in Mount Pleasant Cemetery">dies>isn't buried at said cemeterywhat did he mean by this
>>129955983>absolutely melodramatic kinoHe also produced an absolute fuckton of melodramatic cringe like Shard of Love. I love how on the nose it is but I can't deny how insufferable it can be too.Really though is main problem was spamming out filler until Woods 5.Assuming you mean that track was meant to be him confessing his way out on the highway, surely he'd have written the song rather than just the lyrics? The other guy composed that song.
>>129955987Probably talking about someone who was buried there from a first-person perspective.
>>129956021>Shards of LoveI love that song but the part at the end where the goes, "OH NOOOOOOOOOOH" makes me crack up lol. And yeah I was referring to the last two tracks on Woods 5.>Really though is main problem was spamming out filler until Woods 5Woods 1 is absolute kino imo but he wasn't even the frontman of the band at that time (he was just the drummer iirc).
>>129956128>Woods 1 is absolute kino imo but he wasn't even the frontman of the band at that time (he was just the drummer iirc).I dunno about kino, it's decent but nothing special to me.3 and 4 in particular are clearly "Dave you need to learn when a song isn't good enough to make it onto the album", even though both have some of my favourite WoY albums.I feel like 5 was the first consistently great WoY album and then fucker died just as he finally nailed it.
>>129956145>even though both have some of my favourite WoY albumssongs* not albumsTyping is hard.
>>129956145Idk bro I really like Woods 1. Makes me think of my childhood summers spent in Gibsons, BC.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129956174Without that nostalgic link, to me it's just a competent solid release with nothing that makes me want to revisit it much.>Woods 1 is absolute kino imo but he wasn't even the frontman of the band at that time (he was just the drummer iirc).MA still has him as the songwriter though.
>check out this unreleased reimagining of None's first 2 tracks that made them who they are!!!!>it's boring dark ambientFor FUCKS sake.
I like a lot of goth metal but Woods of Ypres were too corny even for me
>>129956627Woods 5 really isn't that corny besides the last track really, everything prior can definitely be called corny.If Woods 5 is still too corny for you then yeah it won't hold up.
>>129956436>MA still has him as the songwriter though.I mean that makes sense since it does sound like Woods still.
Woods 1 has got a more black metal feel to it tho I will admit.
>>129955718For me?>Die Spitz>Blondeshell>Zulan>Alex G>Yousuke Yukimatsu>54 Ultra>David Guetta (Sorry Bia)>Justin BieberAnd they said Coachella is washed... heh
>>129935886Is it /metal/?
>>129956946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRzSS3c1gBM
What is the Ye - COSBY of metal?
>>129956961Not metal.
>>129956971You're not metal you fucking guy
>>129957007Shut the fuck up, nerd
>>129942723you liked the last release, or did you not like any of them?
>>129947241I started liking it again when I realized the guitar sounds like Donald Duck
Anyone got that track where the vocals sound like they're at the end of a Slurpee? That one was hilarious
>>129957066Not him but I liked the actual riffs of the last release, even if it was still their weakest but the bar is high for me, it's just the absolutely fucking awful mix that puts me off.Terra Nullius has some of my favourite Argho riffs and it pains me it's trapped on that shitty production.
Vital Remains - Dechristianize
Damn, this thread is almost as dead as /xxr/ or /tradiaper/
>>129957171>almost as dead as /xxr/Is that even still a thing? I felt like I was the only fuck keeping that alive and I gave up on it like a month ago.
That thing's not cute
>>129957171Weekend, schizo
>>129957220Saturday is peak /metal/ hours so this is about as good as it gets.
>>129957226Because you make those horrendous editions
Seigneur VolandKristallnachtFuneralBilskirnirGoatmoonSatanic WarmasterBranikaldDark FuryFullmoonKommando Peste NoireAryan ArtFatherlandTotale VernichtungNécropoleCaverneIfernachAktion T4Nekrokrist SSNordvredeKAEVUM
>>129957249o/
>>129957237I haven't made a /metal/ OP in years.
>>129935886This was pretty great. Retarded of them to break up right afterwards
Metal to attack old people with a machete and die by cop?
>>129957440https://youtu.be/L3tpqonMmZE
>>129957249chud garbage
>>129957547Was this inspired by rusty cage?
>>129957547Inspiring.
>>129957249HEIL
>>129957249How about Eisenwinter?
Some people call me... the Man in the High Castle
>>129957249Sorry I don’t listen to chud faggotry anon. Anything else you got?
Fucking hate NSBM and it's chudcel fans.
>>129935886Such a great opening trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu1311kFJZs
>>129958055What's the matter, scared of a little RIFFs?
>>129958061Damn, that old grandpa wears a diaper for sure.
>>129958055Disingenuous post.
>>129958550I love the picture of the keyboardist that came in the booklet for this one.
Tasteful tremolo riffs paired with relentless blast beats
David Guetta - George Floyd Remix
Varg is straight and has many children
>>129958805I've heard that this is actually true.
>>129958805Chat is this true?
>>129955300I need the quasimodo Pic of him if anyone has it
Varg, Phil, Jeff
>>129959017>VargHEIL>PhilWigger retard>JeffWhich one?
Varg? CringePhil Anselmo? BasedJeff Hanneman? Hella Based
>>129959296Necrobutcher? The Bassiest.
>>129959296All are Aryan Supersoldier Metal Gods
>>129935886MURDER.DIVIDEAD.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_lYmHER_us
>>129958061this guy is really talented but the album is exhausting
>>129959325Is that the guy who turned Dead's skull into jewelry or something?
>>129959444No, he's the guy who was on his way to kill Euronymous himself.
>>129959451Based if true.
>>129959503Early.
>>129959592>>129959592>>129959592
>>129956128>"Dave you need to learn when a song isn't good enough to make it onto the album"This part is so funny because he seems to OVERlearned his lesson, because why the fuck didn't "Falling Apart" or "You were the Light" make it onto Woods V? when they're legitimately so well written (especially the latter)
>>129942798No hate to Bolt Thrower but you tend to be quite consistent when you use the same riff on every album.
Anyone got recs for shit similar to early Clandestine Blaze, Judas Iscariot, and Warloghe?
