Brian Wilson had been madly in love with the girl of his dreams for years. He had hoped to one day express his feelings to her and build a romantic relationship, but his dreams were shattered when he found out that Mike Love had stolen her away. Brian was filled with rage and sorrow, and he cried for five days straight.In a fit of anger, Brian shaved his head bald, bought a trenchcoat and an AR-15, and drove to a nearby elementary school. Then, he drove to a nearby elementary school and opened fire on a group of first graders in a random classroom. The gun blasts splattering the white board with red, each fearful scream was neutralized one by one until there was nothing left but the sounds of their blood gushing out all over the floor.As he made his way out of the room, Brian was confronted by a special Ed kid who was determined to stop him. Brian tackled him to the ground and spread the kid's brains all over the floor, then fills the rest of his body with lead as Brian has a beaming smile on his face.Brian then made his way to the girl's P.E. locker room and, with absolutely no mercy, he rained bullet hell over all the women inside angrily screaming "WOMEN ARE ALL FUCKING WHORES!!", except for one girl who was so hot that Brian pointed his gun at her and forced her to get on the ground so he could have sex with her. He breathed heavily as he raped her, finally getting the intimacy he so craved all his life. He forces her to say "kiss me and say you love me!", which she complies, which prompts him to blow his load inside her. After he was done, Brian said "time to die..." and shot the girl's head, before putting the gun in his mouth and offing himself.News of the story broke immediately. Mike Love responded saying "it's unfortunate, too bad I can't just give out my good looks to others for free!"
>>129938818>Hides thread
>>129938828>>Hides thread
>>129938818Didn’t Brian and Mike once go to the movies to see Barbie and Oppenheimer, respectively? I’d sure like to hear that old yarn again
I missed these. Also I was the first AI generated Beach Boys fan fiction poster years ago on a one off thread and the fact that this guy has been carrying the torch and doing it better and better makes me happy
Brian Wilson was a troubled man in 1976. He had been struggling with mental health issues for years, and his behavior had become increasingly erratic. One night, while in a state of extreme agitation, he declared "Oh God, I'm so fucking horny!" and decided to take matters into his own hands.He grabbed Carl's dog Shannon and took it outside. He then grabbed a shovel and began to brutally beat the dog, smashing it into its face repeatedly and forcefully, slashing and bloodying it's face, dislocating it's jaw and brutally caving in it's skull as it aggressively whimpers in pain the whole time. With each smash, Brian went from having a semi, to a full boner, but it wasn't enough, he realized he must run the dog over with a car in order to cum.Henry Gross and Carl Wilson walked in just in time to see the cruelty Brian was enacting, but they were too late. Brian hopped in a car and drove off, crushing the dog and slowly smearing its organs all around the floor with the car wheels, as Brian moaned loudly shooting semen at the car's roof. Mike stepped in and said "this fucking retard needs to be institutionalized for good!" and reported him to psychiatrist Eugene Landy.Henry Gross went on to write a record about the dog Shannon, and while the extent of his cruelty remained secret, his memory would be immortalized forever. Brian Wilson was eventually institutionalized and received the treatment he deserved, but the memory of that night still haunts all of the band members to this day.
>>129939519they've gotten stale and sloppythis is just shit:>and drove to a nearby elementary school. Then, he drove to a nearby elementary school
>>129941428it's to fool the cops. "whoa, look at that bald man with two guns near an elementary school", "it's allright, look, he's driving away". just another ordinary day in the usa.
>>129938871Mike shat himself
moist Michael
