Sabrina's set has no energy. The audience is just standing there.

Are you guys masturbating to?

>>129949794
I'm way too drunk for that

>>129949794
*too

ima need a friesenjung or wachtmuziek right about now, thanks

what happened to the me espresso energy

>LOOK HERE'S A BOOMER HOLYWOOD CELEBRITY!

>>129949792
it's too long, an hour is the sweet spot

Maybe she ripped off Taylor Swift but at least Sabrina brought the girls showing their asses.

>>129949823
They have to fill out the schedule somehow...

Zoomers are so kind, other gens would have just thrown their nachos at him.

>>129949826
why hasnt tay tay done coachella is it beneath her?

>>129949836
Not untrue

>>129949816
Sabrina has routinely been at the SNL after parties the last couple years. She's probably fucking all the past and present cast members.

this guy doing the hakken sucks

>>129949792
it's not like these are some super energetic songs

disclosure then blood orange

these stage switchups are impressive

I'm watching the Slayyyter stream and she's a high energy performer but the songs aren't hitting.

A Slayer x Slayyyter x Slayr crossover would be funny.

>>129949792
It's cramped as hell and it's in the middle of the desert anon

>>129949844
probably. It's a lot of work to rehearse and get a stage set-up for just 2 nights. She can just go on tour and play stadiums instead.

Pretty sure I can see her gash.

>>129949844
Yeah she probably would see it as a charity event no way are they paying what she can get from her own show.

This song is pretty nice. Nice to see a pro life song.

Waiting for Methel

>>129949875
they pay 8 million for headliners for 2 nights last time I checked.

>>129949879
it's late and ethel cain is one big sleeping pill. perfect

>>129949885
jesus chroist danny boy
isn't that sweet I guess so!

Wow I'm saving so much time not watching sets this is awesome

>>129949803
lets goooo

it's the song!

Why are American events always so dead, too many rich folks without souls?

Lame crowd you guys had 15 minutes of rest with all the celebrities and you don't wake up for Espresso eat my dick.

>>129949893
yes but they have to pay for everything out of that money too. Stage, dancers, directors, props, musicians, etc.

>>129949885
they paid Bieber a LOT more than that for sure

unfortunately i missed the first day :( kinda forgot this was happening, it snuck up on me! i’ll def recap next friday, saturday’s lineups are meh, but really looking forward to sunday!!

no tears?

>>129949905
i think there's Sabrina fatigue
overexposed and there's the anti-men stuff, too

when a fire starts to burn

disclosure starting

>>129949909
I doubt it. the cochella crowd wouldn't care too much about him.

EUROPAPA

Ok, here we go, Ethel, you better be good

based bina draining commiefornia's water supply

>>129949904
I go to a stupid amount of kpop concerts and somethings happened, I don't know what. but the crowds are more stiff and less screamy than I remember. LA's always been the worst generally, but even in other cities the energy and engagement seems down. to me

Finally something good. It's been years since I've seen the other Disclosure brother.

4CHAN SHOUTOUT

>>129949948
Phone cameras happened

Joost is one of us <3

>>129949913
I actually agree with this her set isn't strong enough for an hour she could cut out the phone booth scene and the Sarandon songs, play Espresso in 30 min not 50min. Also Weekend 2 will have way more plebs so it will get more participation.

>>129949910
Hey, Moby was life changing and Devo was fine, not sure I guess there was other fine music it was all right.

>>129949948
Too busy recording on their phone?

>>129949956
WUT

the dude from canned heat was there

>>129949962
devo had a surprisingly fat sound for a bunch of old geezers

>>129949965
joost shouted out the internet and said he's a 4chan user

>>129949965
Joost gave a shoutout to 9gag and 4chan. Seriously

>>129949965
Joost
>I'm a 4chan user

excited for creepy nuts next

lmao ethel blew her one uptempo track on the set opener

JOOST IS READING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

did the tranny show his frank and beans

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>>129949971
>>129949972
>>129949974
Lol checks out

I know where Ethel Cain lives. Her house is about 5 minutes walking distance from me.

>last name is literally anhedonia

The trannies have re-invented coffee shop momcore

Alright i'm going to bed see ya

Holy shit, Ethel Cain is phenomenal.

I'm locked in

joost is a regular in /prod/ and /kpop/

he still goes by hayden? didnt even pick out a female name for himself? oh but if you say he it's a hate crime

>>129949988
HELLO JOOST

watching disclosure. this is great spotify music. it just doesn’t need to be live. it has 1/10th thr energy of the sabrina show and she was lip syncing half of the time

>>129950015
She would have fit right in at the Lilith Fair

I like that they are displaying the names of the guests now for the youtube retards that don't know them

There were homos watching Sabrina Carpenter while our guy Joost was literally shouting us out on stage at Coachella. Homos, man

>>129950038
coachella has the best live stream of any festival on earth

This cain troon is boooring man

there's a cool moment in this song

>>129949913
>fatigue
I think it might be like this with most events now. tours are pretty abundant, and prices keep going up. as a music enjoyer even if you can afford it financially can you really manage to get hyped every single time you go see an artist? unless you're attending like 1 event a year, it's just another day

>>129950047
Yeah Im gonna go watch people play Pokemon instead

>>129950042
Lol damn, I feel like I betrayed a brutha

>disclosure set is the same one from a few years ago
i'm going to bed

>I made a lot of memes in my life. I'm a reddit user. I'm a 4chan user.

>>129950077
What did xe mean by this

This slowslop isnt festival material

>>129950037
>She
He has a tiny masculine penis anon

>>129950072
the only reason to stay out past sabrina is your drugs haven’t worn off yet and need something to do

hitting up the sahara stream for the rest of the night

>>129950072
Tbf they got hired to play the stuff people know. I'd love them to do confess to me for example but yeah

>>129949962
I liked Devo, hearing them randomly say fucking during was kinda funny though

>>129950101
Feels weird to call that a "he"

Disco Lines >>> Disclosure
starting now

Good new song

tune into creepy nuts on gobi

this is so fucking corny lol

Something profoundly mid about the whole trannys set and music

How does a man sound like such a woman when singing?

>>129949763
jesus coachella is fuckin dead

>>129950144
Ok

>>129950152
Sounds processed. Cindy lee also sounds like a woman.

>>129950161
I guess youre too busy on a Friday alone in your room to hang out with the rest of us

These Japs are craycray

>>129950151
ethel cain is proof that you can sell the most tedious slop imaginable if you just package it the right way. the music's almost an afterthought

>>129950144
gangstas

Is Creepy Nuts a parody artist?

>12 am sets
what are we doing?

swae lee set has some of the most live musicians

yofukashi no uta

LONDON GRAMMAR

>>129950161
True, first day has been mid as fuck so far. Only Biebs can save it, either by putting on a great nostalgic performance, or by showing up completely wasted and throwing up on stage before passing out. Either of the two outcomes would be acceptable.

Was Vanessa Carlton the only fun guest performance all night?

nice drone shot

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>>129950181
Sexxy Red obvs

swae lee got hella hits wtf

>>129950211
Only a BWC can satisfy a girl like this

daten

>>129950220
and staying hella babyfaced

>>129950200
I missed her, who was she a guest of?

Cant with the japs, and the troon is inedible, what else is there?

>>129950180
Weeb anime band

Any Japanfags watching Creepy Nuts?

>>129950256
You're just gonna have to wait till Sexxy Red, dawg

>>129950256
Rewind Gobi to the Bob Baker marionettes

>>129950265
seems to be many of them in the chat

>>Creepy Nuts singing a song dissing weebs

Ok they have my heart now.

>>129950038
>they are displaying the names of the guests
>the names of the guests
>the guests
>guests
the fuck is this? guests?

>>129950253
Later on in Teddy Swims, David Lee Roth too

Ladyboy Lisa showed up on Anyma

>>129950281
if they bring a guest on stage

>>129950281
when guests come on, the lower right changes to artist feat. guest

>>129950315
Except that shit don't start till 3am est

>>129950281
It's when you have people over

bling ban ban born

this crowd really doesn't know any of their shit

>>129950336
*showing sorry

wait a second this isn't english

>>129950393
*deported*

>>129950295
Teddy Swims was the underrated one of today, a more musical Jelly Roll with good guests.

do the streams make money? I only get an ad when I open it then nothing for the rest of the time.

>>129950428
Yeah, they definitely make $

>>129950428
They probably don't. They already make enough from ticket sales.

>>129950428
>
They're very popular, and at least I've been getting plenty of ads mid-stream.

Khalid so high he doesn't remember half the lyrics.

>>129950463
They get 10s of millions of views every day. Even if there's only one ad per click, they're making a decent amount of money.

BLACKED BEATLES OMFG THIS SONG IS ALMOST 10 YEARS OLD

>>129950463
Coachella is one of the festivals valuable enough to be able to sell streaming rights to the highest bidder, so I'm sure Goldenvoice makes money. Whether or not YouTube does is questionable.

>>129950428
bruh if i'm super rich imma give free entertainment and even free money to the less fortunate not everything is about money capitalism corrupts

>>129950509
Congratulations, you're not Jewish

>>129950489
ikr
never thought swae lee was this good of a live performer

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the marionette show was kino

>>129950535
I'm sure my 3yo niece would have loved it

>>129950509
well they have pretty high production value and across multiple stages, so it's not cheap to do that. They wouldn't do that for free. If it was lower quality then I could see it.

John Summit is on. His headlining set to close out UMF a few weeks ago was one of the best I've seen at UMF in a few years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aloPGSlq31Y

>>129950598
Cool. I was wondering what this bonus set was.
Wasn't expecting to be him.

>15 minutes late

blood orange

>>129950598
This is some end-times slop fåm

it's hood princess time!

no sexy :(

>>129950697
GO SEXXY

>>129950695
tech house is my jam

Not for Radio isn't bad but it just feels like a watered-down version of The Marias.

it's too late to be so sexyy with an extra y for trademark purposes

>>129950721
It's more like bro-EDM tho

This is tech House:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=urtWY3Q5d1U&pp=ygUURGFubnkgdGVuYWdsaWEgYWxidW0%3D

But hey, to each their own

*lyrics

bitch nigga ass bitch nigga shit

labubu ewwww

>>129950770
>hundreds of years of culture starting with the traditional folk music of west africa

>>129950770
Oogabooga dooga shuga dooga

Literally subhuman

I'm digging blood orange

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OOO MASSA

how do people listen to this shit unironically

Did Anyma's set get canceled?

>>129950832
Lmao *saved*

>>129950843
looks like it

>>129950843
Seems so

>>129950843
>Due to strong wind conditions affecting Anyma’s stage build, he is unable to perform tonight. Coachella and Anyma have made this decision together with your safety as the priority.

>>129950866
Wtf that's a new one

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>>129950832

CAP

Well, I made it up longer than I expected. See you cunts tomorrow. Nighty night.

why are the people at coachella even there? were they forced to go there?

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That choocie stinky

track is good but lyrics are terrible

>>129951069
we don't know which stream you're watching

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Thank you, María. Very good.

1 AM curfew. No fines payable to the nearby HOA tonight.

who gave the best performance today

>>129951166
Sabrina's legs

>>129950554
Even the puppet singing about sex in the backseat?

Are the threads gonna be more comfy again or will it be endless crying about zoomers that, millennials this, DJs suck blabla fuck me this board is full of 50 year olds who am i kidding when Trent Reznor starts playing Techno with Boys Noize later its gonna be pure seethe again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1OeEPJ7hns
kinokinokinokinokino

have listened to joyce manor a little throughout the years, but i enjoyed their set quite a bit

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why they do like this

>>129952009
they know theyre nothing but wank material

>>129949923
And who would they be? Coachella no longer just appeals to rock fans. They now take whoever's the most popular.

>every Sabrina song is about manipulating men

*yawn*

Gaga was so much better

>>129949971
There's no way that nigga's Gen Z.

shit i forgot about coachella. i only remembered because last year i was streaming blonde redhead while doing taxes lol. any good sets so far?

no link>?