Heyy Anon, that suit is YOU! Woowee, you'll get some leg tonight for sure! Tell us how you do!
that's their best album but why do you keep making vh threadsd?
>>129950051>you'll get some leg tonightI ejaculated twice tonight to Sabrina's coachella set, particularly to her legs
>>129950449AHHHH YEEEEAH!! Woo hoooooo!
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>>129950051c'mon OP give me a break
>>129952551One break, comming uppppp
Women and Children First is my go-to party album
Fair Warning is the best Van Halen album.
>>129954682Incorrect.
Van Cherone > Van Hagar > DLR
>>129956590Having seen all 3 versions of Van Halen live: when it comes to live performances, I would unironically make that case. They were fucking great live with GC.but studio albums? nah. gotta reverse that order.VH III, almost 30 years later, is still pretty cringe.
>>129956566Van Hagar is AOR trash
>>129956659>HEY YOU>WAKE UP>GET YOURSELF TOGETHER
>>129956711Van Hagar was fine. It just was different than Dave, not worse. and much better live.
>>129956711Van Hagar rules you fuckin DORK. how bout i shove you to the ground and steal your lunch money?>shoves you>drives away in a '87 trans-am with a missing exhaust
>>129956858>Dodges
>>129956858fun fact: Sammy Roy Hagar's birthday is actually October 13, 1947.
the true vh studio album ranking:women and children firstfair warningvh 21984vh 1diver down5150ou812balancefuckvh 3adkot
>>129957033>Sammy Roy Hagar>>129957036agreed but put fair warning first, and 5150 ahead of diver down
>david lee roth met henry rollins outside a radio show, offered him a beer from inside his coat>henry declined>dave said "what's the matter, got school tomorrow?"
>yeah we’re running a little bit hot tonight>I can barely see the road from the heat coming off it>reach down between my legs>ease the seat back
>>129957036contrarian bullshit, here's your (You)
>>129957334NTA, but what's contrarian about it (other than that Fair Warning is objectively the very best Van Halen record?)
>>129957102I mean... would you really take anything that was offered from inside DLR's coat?yeah, me neither.
I remember back when 1984 was released. Such a great time to be a teen. Not like today where you kids sit online jerking it to trannies.
>>129950051David Lee Roth > Eddie Van Halen
>>129957833DLR is /tv/EVH is /mu/
>>129957790>50+ years old posting on 4chanbased pedophile!
A class act
>>129958155bassed. Michael Anthony was, by all accounts, a solid fucking citizen.>REEE he doesn't go bapitybapitybap like all the famous bass players!OK imagine a 'murican football team: You've got a star quarterback, the fastest wide receiver, a tough running back. Somebody has to block for you or it's all for shit.That's Michael Anthony, the o-line for Van Halen.(those of you who are european... sorry I have no equivalent metaphor)
>>129950051My left ear loves Van Halen's guitar playing.
>>129958395and my right ear loves Michael Anthony's basssucked back in the day though, if you had a cheap car stereo and one of the speakers went out you were listing to either Van H or alen
>>129957755mainly putting a different kind of truth below vh3. there's no way anyone with a pulse does this.>>129957789someone's got school tomorrow lmao
>>129959156>buncha reheated leftovers from the 70s>EVH croaking out "how many say I"at least VH III has that one song
>>129956566>>129956711i think 5150 is way above the other hagar albums. eddie and sammy didn't get too ballad pilled yet and there's still some balls to the songs
>>129959675here's your (You) bud
>>129959805even the ballads are good tho. Top-shelf songwriting.Sammy could pull off Dave-era stuff, but there's no way in hell Dave could have ever even remotely pulled off Sammy-era stuff.
>>129959810yep, there's my (Me)I'm not wrong though. VHIII, while being a terrible album, is not as bad as ADKoT, or is at least in the same bottom tier as that record.
>>129950051forgetaboutit dave!forgetaboutit
