The year is 1963. Music is invented for the first time in history.
>>130002292wake me up when angine de poitrine put something out, will ya?
>>130002292I couldn't agree more.
>>130002292Completely agreed. I'm also gay. Do you like One Direction as well?
>>130002910Cooked his ass kek
>>130002958Boyband fag's gay lover over here
>>130002975>boyband fag's gay loverBut enough about Paul. You got cooked. Accept it, homo.
>>130003043So Boyband fag's a paul fag huh? Thanks for the info
>>130003053The Village People were less gay than the Beatles.
>>130003068What's gay about singing about loving girls?
>>130003072Only the Beatles could make singing about "girls" gay as fuck
>>130003085>They're gay because... THEY JUST ARE
>>130003097>They're gay because... THEY JUST ARELongfellow couldn't have said it better
>>130003108I bet you do like Long fellows, don't you?
>>130003169You want another crack at that one, champ?
>>130002292>Music is invented for the first time in history.This has to be satire.
>>130002292The fact that so many people STILL name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.
>>130003266Obviously, dumbass
>>130003072TALKIN' BOUT BOYS NOW
>>130002292Imagine going from lame, snoozefest garbage like this hitting the charts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRB0AIpg4rshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vOo-3XWxpohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yugcisz6uEg then out of nowhere these bangers hitting the charts the very next week https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbt8oH5Lxtohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S302kF8MJ-Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s67ui3sdD-YYes, no wonder The Beatles were a revelation, they did unironically invent modern music.
>>130002358For me it’s One Direction, Emily Armstrong, Maggie Rogers, Mitch Miller, Geese, and Karen Carpenter
>>130003406what a sophisticated gentleman
>>130002292As a zoomer, I've always found it crazy that there's only like 5 years between this and sgt. pepper.
>>130003877This. 60s Zayn got soooo buff between both albums, 60s Harry Styles on the other hand... YEESH, it's not bussing at all...
>>13000229230+ year old avant teen boomers arent gonna like this
rock music was on the verge of death at the end of the 50s, most of the rockers were dead or in prison, elvis joined the army.People thought rock was dead and guitar groups were out.the early 60s musically was brill building pop, motown girls, and just cheesy teen pop.then the beatles fell out of the sky and the rest was history
>>130004318Elvis invented rock so the beatles could invent music
>>130005204The Beatles are awful and only enjoyed by retards/homosexuals
>>130002958You fucking disgusting little incel wanker. Women hate you and it causes you to seethe. So now you try to get some validation from boybandfag – of all people. You want a pajeet terminally online incel ritualfag, who larps as an oldfag on here, for some misguided reason, to like you and be your wittle fwend. Congratulations. You are the apex loser. Lololol
>>130003390>>130004318im not really into 60s one directionbut your grandmas were
>>130003390Chuck Berry existed, zoom zoom.And though there's no denying the Beatles were a good r and r band and they innovated in other areas like harmony singing, they couldn't come close to the almost other-worldly electricity of CB's guitar combo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-9Y4CCIWnMBut your historically ignorant comment does raise an interesting question, why was there and apparent dearth of guitar r and r in early 60's USA? It wasn't totally dead as guys like Johnny Rivers were still playing guitar r and r as energetic as the Beatles and the 50's Americans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afFH_cJc004, but it wasn't being played on the radio much and local r and r bands pretty much dried up (one of the guys from CCR said they were the only r and r band in their area pre-Beatles until about 100 sprung up overnight after the Beatles on Sullivan).
>>130002910>>130003043>>130003068>>130003085>>130003108>>130003193>>130003887>>130005247>>130005336Kill yourself
>>130005320You seem upset>>130006930Okay. Last chance. Third strike and you're out, champ.
>>130008470>grrrr get out with your Beatles shit grrrr we'd have bullied you grrrr >your're angeryTell me your working out on that one, you soppy daft cunt kek
>People are STILL falling for the 'Beatles = One Direction' rage baiter Do you idiots still not know feeding the troll is what they want? Just ignore them. If you don't give them attention, they go away.
>>130008933Again, you seem upset, Nigel
>>130009978>still trying to cope by >n-no youYou were funnier earlier.
>>130010987Glad you thought so, Nigel. It's been a long day. Bear with me. Might come up with some better material for you later.
>>130011023Fingers crossed but not holding breath.
>>130011023Wouldn’t it be easier to just let people talk about the Beatles?
>>130011227>not understanding malignant autism Just take them for what they are mate. And enjoy the extra pussy that goes spare.
>>130002292Mogged before it even began
>>130003390all these songs were number one in the us in the years before the beatles came along. it wasn't all wimpy granny music between 1959 and 1964https://youtu.be/veRHPL9xFpY?si=4mklWWfliStFOU2Zhttps://youtu.be/ik9dxkKriV0?si=1YDhsBHYaucvQLZwhttps://youtu.be/ERrwjR4ZlfI?si=IsTc8EXYLUUqwtHmhttps://youtu.be/FCPutYaGFlE?si=eVSR4-NBGhNKIclS
>>130012619the crickets were better looking too.
>>130012727>all these songs were number one in the us in the years before the beatles came along. it wasn't all wimpy granny music between 1959 and 1964Most of the wimpy granny music you're thinking of was confined to bad adult contemporary albums and not what was on Top 40.
>>130004318https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Year-End_Hot_100_singles_of_1960Nothing wrong with the early 60s once you disregard #1, but plenty of good tunes here.
>>130006912The 1955-58 period was a couple years when high energy music dominated the charts, so after all that people needed a little rest for a while. Kind of like the late 40s being low energy as well; people wanted to take a nap for a bit after fighting a world war.
You insulting my man Freddy? Also I Google searched this record and found that they censor the phrase "trans" now.
>>130006912Chuck was getting his ass pounded in the prison showers in the early 60s though.
