Why was Karen Carpenter so fucking cute and perfect bros?? Sabrina Carpenter is such a disgrace to the great Carpenter's last name.
>>130017907Karen is goatedSabrina's not bad though
>Fourth consecutive thread
>>130019641It's Saturday
>>130018008fpbp. Karen Carpenter was a massively talented singer and drummer, practically breakbeats, but that doesn't take away anything from Sab Sab.
>>130019670*practically invented breakbeats
I'd fatten her ass up to like 130-140 pounds then breed the fuck out of her
>>130021896Based
>hey anon, nice to see you! oh, you wanted to hear me drum? sorry anon, ive been feeling abit lifeless lately so I havent been practising, I can tell you a cool story though
It's Saturday and Muhammed still can't relax.
>>130021896unironically this is what she wanted, it caused her great sadness that her anorexia was keeping her body from being able to make kids.which, of course, exacerbated the anorexia. Absolutely tragic.
>>130022441And she still went through with getting married after finding out the guy already had a vasectomy
>>130022365>MuhammedYou mean to tell me that gook-anon is gonna get 72 virgin Karen Carpenter look-alikes? Lucky bastard
>>130023793>implying i haven't had multiple qt 3.14 gfs with eating disorders and mental issuesyou underestimated this gook anon
>>130025715Hmmmm... Feet
>>130026031now you're slowly getting it.
>>130025715The fact none of them lasted should tell you something breh, you gotta push past it or end up a gooner faggot for some dead bitch that cant dissapoint you like real people do instead of actually knowing and loving someone other than pictures of a dead bitch you only know the good things theyre willing to tell you. You love a dead ho with issues and fixate on some idealised version like a jabroni instead of realizing she has the same issues as those other bitches you left because you think shes white and drums good or some shit, even though shes probably like 10X more fucked in the head. Move on or die gook fagmo.
>>130026482you don't have to call her a "bitch" or "ho" anon to get your point across. i have issues myself I admit but >The fact none of them lasted should tell you something brehno. love comes and goes. simple as that. but Karen's voice is special and she was much a kinder person than any woman you'll ever meet. you just can't admit it because she was too based.how about we take it outside? i'll bet your misogynist incel bitchass won't last a minute with me.
"Let them fight"
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>>130026738>she was much a kinder person than any woman you'll ever meetever meet her? no? cause shes a dead bitch because shes was somehow more mentally ill then your dumbass. Ill take it outside and walk you to the grave of your beloved trick ass ho. Its even funnier because she was a racist and I have a better shot than your gook ass you ching chongin retard. B'wana She No Home because she dead biiiiitch
>>130026875what's your point ? i've met hoes mysell (a lot of them) but Karen was far from a ho from what i've heard/seen. Sabrina Carpenter on the other hand would fit those titles
>>130026943>Its even funnier because she was a racist and I have a better shot than your gook ass you ching chongin retard.except that her closest friend was Karen "Itchy" Ramone, a Chinese. Just because she took pictures with Nixon doesn't make her racist, idiot.
>>130026970>thanks for dendefending me tard-anon>id thank you in person but my mental illness killed me like a dipshit>maybe youll be the same and you can join me and we can talk about the worms earing our fucking retarded ass
>>130026959No point being made, just couldn't help using that image really kek, also, what's up with the hate-boner you got for sabrina? I think her shit is gay and retarded too, but "disgracing the great Carpenter's last name" might be a bit too much, I mean, you think most of the tween-girls and homosexuals that listen to her stuff would EVER overlap with Carpenters-pilled patrician chads?
>>130027161Sabrina is everything wrong with music/modern pop culture. her man hating message is cancerous.cool pic btw.
are they related?
>>130017907The shaggs covered karen one timehttps://youtu.be/LzS7RzRIL3w
>>130030873Real recognize real
>>130022365His name is probably Than Ngyuen, he's a Viet fatcel who dresses like a 1970s Austin Powers
>>130031436>Than Ngyuen>T ... not Nguyen, but close.
phwoar good postmay hefta revisit dis breadingtonber post-roon
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finkin' evrywun needs to watch the clip of the carpenters covering racing in the streetincredibly difficilt song to drum and sing simultaneously coz its such a spirited upbeat song yet at same time lead by the singingso incredible talent to sing it convincingly and basically tie down the whole band as the drums do in that song wiv her jazz chopsand to top it off?brilliant drum solo just probably wun of the greatest moments in rock music
>>130034743you mean dancin in the street? and yeah karen was killing on those fucking drums.
>>130036154yeah, racing street by springsteen overtoy influenced by dancing in the street so often fink of the other when wun appears
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