I'M IN A BANDI'M IN A BANDI'M IN A BAND
WE, MILLENNIALS, WERE THE LAST GENERATION WITH THAT STRANGE IRK TO FORM A ROCK BAND; SO CRINGEWORTHY.
>>130020454Then leave your band and join mine, we'll be the next rolling Stones
>>130020454saved to my coom directory. the fact that she's a former "Christian" makes it even hotter. She'll go to hell but I won't because I still believe in Christ
>>130021482SHE WOULD HAVE GONE TO HELL, REGARDLESS, SINCE SHE WAS A PROTESTANT.
>>130020454sexy
>>130022513
LOOK LOOK I'M IN THIS BAND HERE, YOU KNOW, I'M IN THIS BAND, YOU KNOW
it's true
>>130024700It's a song https://youtu.be/9mdX3OIuJrg
>>130024855i know
>>130024855beautiful
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by cumming in you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.
>>130030755Best post on the board not right now, this year.
>>130024855I imagine it's genuinely painful to live your whole life as a trend chasing quirky scene girl, constantly having to keep up with every other girl and doing weirder and weirder shit to feel "special"she's copying the no eyebrows look from Jenna Ortega and Mia Goth now, the tattoos and colored hair and skimpy outfits wasn't enough, all she ever thinks about I imagine is how to appear more and more unique and quirky and dreads ever appearing "normal"
>>130031749she is special tho
>>130030755lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ctZ0MuCFuk
love hayley in a band or with no band
>>130020454Kudos grandma I guess?
>>130020454yelyah is talentedhttps://youtu.be/Svn0twAgXVU?si=coDlBCApm0yxZky4&t=135
>>130030755lol wutwtf is going on
>>130043217>grandmaShe is in her prime
>>130020454Nice
>>130043332I had a Moto Razr too :3
>>130031749its just pink light you fucking idiot she has eyebrows try opening a thumbnail before making a retarded comment
>people posting see through pics like she didnt leak a real topless picture all by herself
>>130047504that was fake
>>130049658lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3w2GvHNtw
