>lives on a street literally named after being 8 miles away
>complains about being 10 miles away

Why are Americans so autistic about their cities

Eminem is balless. He always picks soft targets. Moby? Mariah Carey? Everlast? What a homo. And then he gets punked by Weird Al and a Dog Puppet KWAB

>>130025269
8 mile runs east-west and is the northern border of Detroit

>>130025302
He needed his entire crew to help him barely beat Ja fucking Rule. Truly the most overrated rapper of all time.

>>130025366
that was Fiddy who did all the heavy lifting there; he completely dismantled Ja Rule's career overnight

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK SUCK A LOT OF DICK
BOY/GIRL GROUPS MAKE ME SICK
AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL I CATCH ALL YOU FAGGOTS IN PUBLIC
I'MMA LOVE IT

>>130025229
btw it's 20 miles away, not 10

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>>130025229
>Rest in Peace Mac Dre I do it 'cause I'm gay okay
>Getting laid; holla for some black cock

>Skeet skeet skeet

>Oh. My. God
>Jaden look at that Buck

>Now he want a photo
>you already know though
>Homie Owe Massa Oral that's the motto nigga HOMO

icp is unironically less cringe in the longrun. eminem had a KILLER early career, then shit the bed/sold his soul. ICP had a slow-burn 20 year career with crazy lore

>>130025302
Yeah I noticed he only went after harmless white dudes like MGK/ICP and women all by himself. When it's anyone else he needed help from his gay band or 50 cent.

>>130025698
I wouldn't say ICP were harmless with that fanbase they have

>>130025229
I wish we could have given Em the N word pass and also a exhibition song so he could just diss Kendrick and Drake at the same time and it would be just treated as shenanigans and it didn't have to devolve into everyone dissing Eminem. Everyone wanted to hear him take up the mic during the greatest diss battle of all times and he would have killed it and cemented his legacy.

>>130025302
MGK unironically had the better diss track, let's talk about it.

>>130025424
i still hear LFO's summer girls in bars. i don't hear whatever song that is from in any bars. who won?

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Nuke Detroit

>>130025302
MGK, etc.

>>130027414
being added to some corporate music subscription service for use in commercial settings is your idea of winning? wew lad

>>130027414
Why would ultra edgy era Eminem get played in a bar? I like that music and I know it would be a total vibe killer. I compromised an account for a corporate music service belonging to a vape shop, like that other anon is talking about, and basically all of the Eminem songs from that era are on their banned list. They aren't trying to hear Kim or Kill You while selling vape carts.

For fun here is the entire list of music banned from the vape shop:
https://litter.catbox.moe/rgqai9.txt

>>130025731
He had one and you can find plenty of footage of him brazenly using it while singing along with Nate Dogg's hook for Bitch Please II and some other moments.

This was the only good diss track ever made towards Eminem btw:
https://youtu.be/QX4Sp8ZS2j4

>>130031506
oh yeah he mentions Evidence in that diss of Everlast, now i remember

>Evidence don't fuck around with real emcees/We ain't ready for no underground beat/So fuck geeks.

>>130031535
Of course later on Eminem would end up affiliated with Alchemist so he settled his issues with both him and Everlast

Eminem should've stuck to making shit like My 1st Single and Fack unironically. he's only good when he's being funny, everything else (angsty bullshit, pump up music for 13 year olds, mainstream pop duets) sucks dick

>>130025229
Eminem reminds me of when NWA was making the rounds in my 5th grade class. It was the only music with swearing most of us had heard, and it felt so cool.
It's funny because that shit's corny as fuck if you listen to it with modern ears. I know a lot of rap fans will swear it's still great, but it's fucking terrible.
Just listen to this - widely considered the earliest "gangsta rap". People will swear up and down that it's legendary.
It's fucking terrible, just like SSLP is if you listen to it now.
But back when it was first making the rounds, us 11 year olds thought it was the coolest shit in the world.
Times were different back then. All you had to do was write an utterly puerile series of rhyming couplets with sex and violence in it.

>>130031848
I unironically enjoy NWA. I do believe that being first and being best are not the same. Sometimes being the earliest to try something just makes you a fascinating novelty later on. But I think the beat for Straight Outta Compton still holds up for example. As a sample collage the sounds all fit together perfectly and give you that mental picture of a literal riot happening.

Likewise Eminem was also trying to be shocking and offensive just for the sake of doing so. But at the same time he was actually good at rapping. He took it seriously and didn't try to do some Lil Dicky type routine. At least earlier in his career he didn't. But when he was whacked out of his mind on drugs and making horrible music on Encore he still made me laugh more times than Lil Dicky ever did.

>>130025409
And then immediately became Ja Rule himself. Like Jada said, "a bunch of love songs, 100% pure GAHBAGE."

>>130031905
It's not like the world wanted a bunch of NYC street rap later on anyway. I want it. But I'm a white nerd from Michigan who has been pirating music at an industrial scale since 2001. I'll go see either of them in concert, any of the Griselda guys, Action Bronson, etc. But that wasn't happening in the mid to late 2000s and I'm sure you can guess why.

>>130025698
Remember when Mariah bodied him on Obsessed? How does the so-called GOAT rapper lose a beef to Mariah Carey?
Even MGK was spitting nothing but facts in hindsight about how corny Eminem was for his age and how insecure and thin-skinned he was, but Eminem's cult-like fanbase (about as rabid as the Swifties, with twice as much estrogen) couldn't handle the truth.

>>130025731
>I wish we could have given Em the N word pass
He literally had the pass. He was caught on tape saying it and when it came out, black people took his side over Benzino's. He didn't wade in to Kendrick/Drake because a.) he's always been a pussy who punches down at smaller names and non-rappers, and b.) he's totally irrelevant outside of his fanboys and nobody would have cared what he had to say about it.

>>130031953
He's not going to cause any issues with Kendrick anyway because of his connection with Dre. That's a non-starter.