>Michael Jackson may be the only human ever to go two months without REM sleep>The 60 nights of propofol infusions Dr. Conrad Murray said he gave Jackson to treat his insomnia is something a sleep expert says no one had ever undergone
>>130040194I thought the no sleeping record was 10 days
>>130040194>i'm not like other guys
I wish I could find an actual photo of Michael Jackson with KFC since he likes KFC a lot, because there's someone that keeps posting a picture of KFC with U2 on it. But there's too much AI slop now.
>>130041490kfc proof
Michael's slurred speechhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va3jN6e2ms8Jackson: “Elvis didn’t do it. Beatles didn’t do it. We have to be phenomenal. When people leave this show, when people leave my show, I want them to say, ‘I’ve never seen nothing like this in my life. Go. Go. I’ve never seen nothing like this. Go, it’s amazing. He’s the greatest entertainer in the world.’“I’m taking that money, a million children, children’s hospital, the biggest in the world. Michael Jackson’s Children’s Hospital. Gonna have a movie theater, game room. Children are depressed.The — in those hospitals, no game room, no movie theater. They’re sick because they’re depressed. Their mind is depressing them. I want to give them that. I care about them, them angels. God wants me to do it. God wants me to do it. I’m gonna do it, Conrad.”Murray: “I know you would.”Jackson: “Don’t have enough hope, no more hope. That’s the next generation that’s gonna save our planet, starting with .. we’ll talk about it. United States, Europe, Prague, my babies. They walk around with no mother. They drop them off, they leave — a psychological degradation of that. They reach out to me — Please take me with you.”Murray: “Mmnh-mmnh.”Jackson: “I want to do that for them.”Murray: “Mmnh-mmnh.”Jackson: “I’m gonna do that for them. That will be remembered more than my performances. My performances will be up there helping my children and always be my dream. I love them. I love them because I didn’t have a childhood. I had no childhood. I feel their pain. I feel their hurt. I can deal with it. ‘Heal the world.’ ‘We are the world,’ ‘Will you be There,’ ‘The Lost Children’ — these are the songs I’ve written because I hurt, you know, I hurt.”Thirteen-second silence.Murray: “You okay?”Eight-second silence.Jackson: “I am asleep.”Recording ends.
>>130040194This nigga broke out the reading glasses in 2007, unc wasn’t long for the worldhttps://youtu.be/hhwJ3JkQx5o
his death is probably the best one possible. upon a sea of blissful unwareness and tranquility, wrapped in a warm embrace.
>>130040194no wonder his fans call him bambi eyes, they're huge
>>130041501>"Be prepared to clean a lot after he deplanes"WTF was MJ doing that was so messy?
>>130043272either that KFC was everywhere or it might be his children being messy
One of the History statues is going to stand again in Swedenhttps://www.mjvibe.com/history-statue-rises-again-in-sweden/
>>130040194https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_insomniaThere's a handful of families, mostly in Europe, with hereditary Fatal Familial Insomnia where they literally cannot sleep and eventually die from the effects
>Jacko couldn't sleep for months>Elvis couldn't shit for months
>>130043742>you couldn't breed ever
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>>13004022111 days but there was a soldier Paul Kern who got shot in the head and never slept again for 40 years (till he died). Though it’s possible he was sleeping and just didn’t know it cause of brain damage
>>130041501>Scrambled eggs with strawberry jellyWait, wait, wait Also lol at the Jesus Juice being specified
>>130040194how was he supposed to finish 50 shows in that state?
>>130040194Look on the bright side, those were two months without any wet-dreams about fingering little white boys
>>130045681He fucked some Puerto Rican kids as well did't he
Why do Americans worship a gay paedophile
>>130046212He fucked Puerto Ricans? My God, that nigga was too far gone
>>130046278Meanwhile in England
>>130040194That pic looks like one of the puppets from Team America
>>130046278Trump's not gay...at least that we know of. Wouldn't be surprised tho
>>130041592Thanks bro
>>130046560Difference is he’s universally despised. He was only liked when his shenanigans weren’t known even then he was held to be sus by some
critic embargo for the movie is lifting in a few hours. i think it will be like the mario movie. bad critics review, but people come to see it anyway
>>130049900embargo lifted! the reviews should be coming in around now!
>>130047226Sir this is the music board.>>>/pol/
>>130051183reviews aren't good. it's hard to tell which ones are because the movie itself is genuinely shit and which ones had authors that just don't like michael jackson
>>130041490not a match on the kfcmeister himself, bono
i remember Brian May said he liked the movie on his instagram lol
>>130041501>very timid flyer but will get out of his seat during take off and landingThose are like the only two times where you should sit? This shit makes no sense.
>>130051697maybe he likes being on his feet idk
Keef Richard stayed awake for 9 days and he wasn't a kiddy diddling faggot and he made actual music.
Holy shit this guy was a wild sleazeball
The only people left defending this gay pedophile are pedophiles.
>portrays xerself as Jesus Christwhat did the diddler mean by this?
>>130043272>>130043319Chicken flying everywhere around the planeCould we ever feel much finer?
Michael dindu
jaafar said he quit music, but if nobody wants to hire him after the michael movie got bad reviews, he might go back into music
>>130053499Jaafar? From Aladdin?
>>130040221i went 7 days multiple times. know some guys that went longer (or so they say - hard to tell at that point).
FILTHY TABLOID PRESS
>>130055193not necessarily at op, just thought the jacket was fun
>>130040221>>130053683Most i ever managed was a little over 48 hours.
>>130053683I think i went for 4 days. Simply walking to the grocery store made me sleep walk
i just realized how meh his discography is after dangerous 1991the fans always pictured him as the best popstar of all time and he kinda felloff.he's kinda in the same level as Britney Spears and has the same story as miley cyrus.
i saw the movie today. it was alright. too fast paced though
>>130060408jaafar jackson has a beautiful fat ass. not joking. it looked very good when he was wearing those striped victory tour pants
>>130060429cringe
>>130060546but real
>>130058048I stayed awake for 4 days on a bunch of speed once, or about that, not sure. It got very weird at the end, people said I would suddenly fall asleep mid sentence then wake up after a couple of seconds and not realise it'd happened, also I was hallucinating some weird shit like seeing these strange little animals creeping around out of the corner of my eye, climbing up walls and sitting on people's shoulders. eventually I couldn’t stand being indoors, someone gave me a valium and I passed out lying in the back garden and got really sunburned.
>>130061413>sunburnedouch
>>130061371Too thick to be Michael
