Slayer realizing Quorthon was gay editionOLD: >>130022206FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Kerry wanted the bussi
BLASTING
>>130050545kek queerthon
>>130050545Why are they so short and pudgy?
>>130050552To paraphrase a Japanese proverb:God hates us all, whether we are fags or not, so we might as well sample the bussi
>>130050817They aren't wearing heels nor are they malnourished
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130051024ironic, they look like lesbians
>>130050593
>>130050593Some dark ambient album, will blast metal later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVeUBWzhPmo
>>130051024Truly wise words.
>>130050593Listening to Non Est Deus discography Blessings and Curses sound repetitive too me, it's not bad but some songs have a very similar rhythm I feel like
>>130052073Thank you tranime shitter
>>130052145tranime website, loser
>>130052168I'm aware i am talking to retarded gay retard but if 4cuck was supposed to be a tranime only website no other boards would exist
>>130051806You'd better post that blast. I'll be watching>>130050593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMItepCdyHY
>>130051863New split with Kvasir’s Blood soon. No song from EAGLE yet though that I can findhttps://youtu.be/mJckKK-w0Mw
>>130050593hillbilly riffs
>>130052856Did you listen to Blade of Tanngrisnir? That was an awesome little EP.
>>130052286I'm enjoying this
>>130050545Holy hell, is that real? That was Quorthon wasn't it?? LAMAO what is he doing with the perm?
So how was the new melechesh EP?
REAL NEW>>130022202>>130022202
>>130053641i don't get it, this thread was made today but there is one from saturday already?
>>130050593I'm actually mad that I didn't know about Eternal Rot sooner. Knockout band.
>>130053825That's a cool cover.
>>130050545never really listened to later PN albums so I'm giving the back half of the catalog a try
>>130053754that's the simprodent edition. it's not being deleted because he's part of the clique. just ignore it
>>130053473Quorthon was a poser
>>130053825the word rot officially needs to be retired from the death metal lexicon
>>130054164Mad how he influenced discographies
this is a duplicate thread, the real one is here >>130053641
>>130054235That's impossible. Duplicate threads get removed by the moderation team, therefore >>130022202 is not a real /metal/ thread as it hasn't been removed in two days.
Kurt Cobain effect is already happening with this album as some advance reviewers are calling it a masterpiece
let's see...
>>130054265that's the confusing part, why was this thread even created
>>130054323What do you mean? This is the authentic /metal/ thread which came from the line of previous /metal/ threads:>>130022206>>130011399>>129991759While >>130022202 is a completely different general thread, hence why it hasn't been removed. It can be a little tricky to tell the difference but real /metal/ threads will have metal related OPs.
>>130050593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpXiJljKsAc
>intro guitar perfectly transitions into singer belting the same note at the same pitchKIIIIINNOOOO
Just checked the archives, the other thread is the real one
>>130054370if a thread has the same title, it's a duplicate thread
>>130054663>>130054668have you considered that half the threads on this board are retarded simp trash with OP's of an asian girl and /metal/ posters aren't interested in your faggy intentionally annoying spam thread "CUTE". fuck you faggot go post by yourself
>>130054601you going to post an example because i've never heard that ever. and better not be something gay
you now remember that NSBM track with the intro that sounds like a Sonic the Hedgehog stage BGM
>>130054832It's literally metal though
As much as I like Mari Hamada, this thread seems to be the one with more actual metal posting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUfotjYebXE&list=OLAK5uy_lAX8sFiuE9nktw8Gk2oR93kEcCmLKQ93M&index=8
>>130054865that's every totale vernichtung riff
>>130054908Ironically, they are prolonging it by not posting in it. Instead of it lasting one day it's going to stick around for a month at this rate lmfao
>>130054944that just makes it funnier watching the desperate loser that made it having to bump it while it continues to be ignored
>>130054832y u mad tho
>>130054952You know a mod is going to delete one eventually right? How hard are you going to cry when it's yours?
>>130054235That thread has a pungent odor of ammonia
>>130054973It will be this thread due to all the bitching and crying
>>130054973>he thinks i've ever taken the time to start a new threadlmao. regardless i assure you i won't be spending the next days spamming a link to the "real" thread like a deranged freak. just shut up about it and post metal or go away.
>>130054663Correct.
>>130054987Not a good look for metalheads
My mind has learned to ignore all the gook images on this board so I always skip the other thread. This one it is.>>130050593
Have you ever seen a rain?
>>130050545jeff looks like he just sniffed glue
Listen to instrumental prog metal RIGHT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw8AgZtvFk0
do we like Lacuna Coil? Pandora suggested Trees of Eternity, they remind me of a modernized Lacuna Coil.
>>130055436https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EqbFyVmJsYk
>>130055436>>130055446>get a pretty goth gf with a pretty voice>she fucking diesimagine being that guy
>>130055667RIP. That explains why they only have one album from 2016.
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
So Widar is the guitarist for Henrik’s Absurd?Does this make Henrik’s Absurd trver than the other Absurd?
I'm going to Maryland Deathfest in a few weeks, and I've never been. If anyone's been, what should I expect?
>>130056044Chuds galore
>>130051308Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>130056318is it tho
>>130056607Not even Kultur can save metal from thread-splitting...
>>130056665The threads aren't split, everyone but matthew is in here.
I just roke up
>>130056687You sound obsessed
>>130056720says the guy necrobumping his shitty thread for three days
>>130050545Is there a musical term for when you pause in the middle of a riff? I've seen some groove metal songs do it, but I can't remember their names at the moment.The first riff in this Dio song is a mild example:https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VmOWc3dKtE4I've seen songs that pause at the end of the riff for emphasis, but it's rarer when its done in the middle of the riff.
I need that war metal chart with the goats
>>130056744literally just a rest
>>130056744If you really want to know, ask a music teacher.
>>130056334No
I don't play guitar or any other instrument. I literally just consume.
>>130056607
>>130056798Same. There is enough oversaturation out there I don't need to add to it. We need less bands, not more.
>>130056334It's been confirmed.
>>130056783>>130056826gettin' mixed signals here
>>130056819I'd rather be a nerd and an archivist anyways. Also God has cursed me with tiny hands so I wouldn't be able to play the guitar even if I wanted to.
>>130056764Metalchuds aren't the most musically literate after all
>>130051024Wow, this is a really funny post, man. What was it like time traveling here from a decade ago?
>>130056836
>>130051863>making your album cover another man getting poon but it's not cuckshit cuz le nisbim
Anyone find it kinda funny how one riff from Liege of Inveracity by Suffocation went on to inspire the entire slam genre?
>>130051863HEIL
>>130056912Yeah it is kind of funny that a 5/10 album managed to inspire a 10/10 genre
>>130056912t. punk rock MBA
>krvsty
>>130056826Data?
>>130050593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_S98zHA6Is
What's Varg's VampireFreaks username?
>>130056952ImAGayRapeVictim88
my great-grandpa killed nazis
>>130056971My grandfather was born in 1919.
yep it's a power metal night
>>130052955Yeah. I’ve been humming the melody from the first song for days
>>130056991you're as old as a grandpa yourself thengo take a nap lmao
>>130057039I'm 32.
>>130057058I'm 36 and my oldest living relative was born in '42
>I'm 3xold ass uncs
30-year old boomer generalif the playlist of V Rock does not resonate with you, then you do not belong here
>>130056971you missed a pair
>>130057092Based boob spotter
>>130057062So first thing I never knew my dad so this is my mum's family right. Grandma born '18 grandpa born '19. Mum born '56 me born '94. So my mum had me at age 37 and her mum had her at the same age. And it looks like if I ever have children it'll be around the same age. Metal for this feel?
>>130057114>https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Autism/3540261075
>>130057129Real.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTvg8PnBls
>>130057171KWAB
>track 3 is called Super Samurai>literally opens up with the kabuki YOOOOOOOOOOOOare you fucking kidding me
>ANOTHER band that I like has changed vocalists
>band I like recruits female member
>>130057286>girlfriend asks to borrow phone and types "p" in the address bar
REST IN PEACE ALEAH STANBRIDGE!!!!
>>130057344>/pol/
>>130057359>ALEAH STANBRIDGEFucking simp metal
don't even think about starting another thread
>>130057373Lol
>>130057286Even worse, it's a legacy band.
>>130057206The new BMSS material sucked so hard, I was disappointed ass hell.
We love simp metal here to be fair.
>>130057081I spent a significant portion of my 20s here in this general, so fucking sue me, zoomer scum.
Metalheads see a woman and start a duplicate thread
>>130057953Requesting 6 more threads thank you saar
Metal that feels like someone blasted you with steamy diarrhea GO
scat-loving krauts fuck off
Iron maiden wont attend their rock and roll hall of fame honor. What a bunch of ungratetful wankers
>>130058860tiny hat record executives with funny last names never liked Iron Maiden
>>130057953The other thread was illegitimate and could never be an official continuation of /metal/'s line
>>130058844Not a good look for metalheads
>>130058970rat hymns
https://youtu.be/D_zEuF13LBcIt's up
Why is Graveland so fucking boring?
>>130059300Poles are infamous for being dull and unimaginative.
>>130059322with the addition of being buckbroken by Swedes
>>130059346Also they were the first ones to be nuked by the nazis
>>130059322>>130059346>>130059438what do these posts have to do with the discussion of metal music
>>130057286>metal band has a female member>it's not the vocalist
>>130060164
>>130056936"They" have none to support "their" statement. Data proves otherwise.
>>130050593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd34H9xUCWM
Unironically I will admit I am constantly angry
>>130060911that sucks I'm rarely angry
>>130060382Inherently
>>130050593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHOgFCb7ryobanger
>>130060911>tfw poor as fuck >tfw no gfI still don't get mad though and I keep listening to more 70's prog than metaltell me something that will piss me off so I can blast something fast and aggressive
>>130050593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfSPkzQtRXQAY COOOOB GANG
how do you convince zoomers this was supposed to be masculine back then
>>130061108ask me how I know you don't have big balls or leg hair
>>130061120I have a big ball, like twice the size of the other one, I should have that checked
>>130061108I don't understand your problem, the music speaks for itself. It's pretty ballsy stuff, isn't the title "Balls to the Wall" or sumin'?
>>130061143>implying people listen to music anymore
>>130061124just hit the other one with a hammer to make it swollen so they matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZtiHuGhrK4
>>130056318Yes.
who is the Epstein of metal
>>130061193Draiman
>>13006117499% of Black Metal says otherwise lol
>>130056744'Fermata' is the nearest term I can think of
>>130061270Inherently
>>130056936>>130060382>>130061052>>130061270>
I noticed something recently. If you dare to visit the RABM or isitsketch subreddit there are no shortage of posts asking for recommendations for bands that go like "please give me bands like x that aren't nazis" but I have never, ever seen it the other way around. I can't think of a single instance of NSBM fans going "can I get bands like x but not commies / woke retards". SHoudl we assume that NS black metal bands are inherently more creative and talented than anti NS black metal bands?
>>130061334Correct.
>>130061334Funniest post ever seen on /metal/ lmfao
>>130061334RA(Not)BM is all homosexual/transexual grindcore punks
The only interesting RABM band is Book of Sand, but they're not even that goodhttps://fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/the-face-of-the-deep
I can't think of a single American band that I like. Europe dominates the metal scene.
>>130062620Not even Lamb of God and Korn?
>>130062620Slayer?
>>130062620All the best death metal bands are from the US
>>130062632Slipknot.
>>130062648Shalom.
>>130060182That's the chick from Boat Frowah
>>130062845He's right.
>>130057206Black Magic Sloppa
If I took this cigarette and put it out on youWould you love me?
>>130057206I really question why BMSS's primary influence now is cheesey arena rock of the corniest flavor. The first track is good, the rest of the album should have been more like it. I liked Magick Reichs by Crypt Blood a lot more than this release.>tfw the last good bmss album came out 6 years ago
>>130061334>SHoudl we assume that NS black metal bands are inherently more creative and talented than anti NS black metal bands?no. being a chuddy inherently lowers iq
>>130063218>Magick Reichs by Crypt BloodI'll check it out.
>>130063259good stuff anon, goregrind forever
>>130057206they were always reddit as fuck anon
>>130061334>>130061406Correct.
>>130061406>Not(BM)Correct. An RA"BM" Band could literally just record a cover 1:1 cover album of Transilivian Hunger and it still wouldn't be black metal. Black Metal is a Spenglerian Weltgefühl
This was pretty good.
>>130061362Inherently
>>130063474Great demo. Hope they come out with an album.The garage punky, Oi! feeling is perfect https://youtu.be/Xlz0EG1zhY0
>>130063269Inherently
>>130063558>Oatmeal cookielmao
>>130063558Don't care Hec is still the KING.
>>130061174HEIL
>>130063558lmao
Based orbiter/detective
>>130063558>was exposed as a gay ERPer that gets off on animal cruelty and BLACCKED FFVII porn.No source for this doe.
d-beats
Anyone have the video of hector riding his bike?
>>130050593want to talk about how good this is but don't want to post with the weenies on /trad/
Thank you sisters.
>>130063746didja check this out yet
>>1300638974chan mods don’t like this kind of talk
>>130063391Or esoteric hitlerism if you will, m'lord
In the chiaroscuro of sonic cathedrals, where the profane alchemy of neoclassical shredding transmutes base metal into auric transcendence, First Fragment's Gloire Éternelle emerges as a palimpsest of existential fury—a veritable Sistine Chapel ceiling rendered in the visceral pigments of flamenco-infused death metal. Behold, dear aesthete, the apotheosis of technical virtuosity: each riff, a labyrinthine arabesque etched upon the ether, spiraling toward the sublime like Icarus unbound, his wings forged not of wax but of blistering sweep-picking and harmonic minor scales that evoke the melancholic grandeur of forgotten Byzantine mosaics.One cannot but genuflect before the opus's architectonic splendor; the title itself, Gloire Éternelle, whispers of Hegelian dialectics, wherein the thesis of brutal aggression collides with the antithesis of melodic opulence, birthing a synthesis that defies the entropic decay of mortal coil. https://vocaroo.com/1mlV2gHLFJi3https://vocaroo.com/1mlV2gHLFJi3https://vocaroo.com/1mlV2gHLFJi3
more like Shill TouchAss
>>130064186ETERNAL HEILS TO FIRST FUCKING FRAGMENT!
>>130064186Correct.
>>130064186Legendary Record.
>>130064186Unironically a masterpiece, love this album
>tfw hec used to recommend the tremolosloppa bands he now hateswhat made him hate these bands?
>>130064436Try searching the archives for "baldcuck"
>>130051308Correct.
>>130064706Why did you just reply to your own post?
>>130064730Better question, why did you?
>>130064743That homo always replies to its own posts
>>130063922never heard of them but i will because i do like power/prog. nothing to do with sacred outcry though really
>>130064755Correct
>>130064465What is this supposed to prove? That's a term for osdm faggots not bmfags
Tremolotruffles
Entrancing tremolo riffs and tasteful blast beats
>>130064779Not according to the archives
There was supposed to be a new split with Barbaryans Hammer coming out, but the cover art was deleted from the internet, the band is marked as split up on Metallum, and Darker Than Black seems to have cancelled their pressing of the demo or at least erased evidence of it. Did these niggas get sent to Bong prison?
>>130064858retard
I had a dream I was at an archspire show and only like 12 people showed up so they played half a song and left
Oh great. Inferior industrialslop by a wannabe Varg
>>130064898I thought he got lost innawoods
>>130064682Nice.
>>130064878>nationalist think that looks like a good neighborhoodThat looks like a ghetto from 1910s
>>130064186You suck at reading out loud. I know the kids in your class were always picking you for popcorn reading.
>>130064898"Snorre" is what I do when I listen to whatever metal band he's a part of
>>130064943for me, it's snake reading
>>130064898I'll buy this without sampling.
>>130064898Snorre is the original baldcuck
>>130064898https://youtu.be/NOyMpbb2FCw?si=smSx1Ljhu6G3ZP0h
>>130064927Blind retard
>>130065169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEIokJMPHGs
Femmolation is dissoslop
>>130065282>mindbroken by his 4cuck bully
>I fucking love Varg and his family!!!
HEIL VIKERNES
>>130065252
Intro – noise & scream]OLD MAN NO DIE!!METAL STILL INSIDE!![Verse 1]Wrinkle face but heart is steelPain in bone but still I feelLeather jacket smell like graveBut I ride the riff like slaveTooth is gone but scream is highDoctor say “you maybe die”I say “NO! TURN VOLUME MORE!!”Kick the nurse into the floor[Pre-Chorus]Walking stick is weapon trueI will smash the posers crewHospital become my stage—Ancient man in metal rage!![Chorus]DIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!Piss and blood and never stopDIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!Still do headbang till I dropDIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!No respect and no controlOld but loud forever scream—METAL IN MY SOUL!![Verse 2]Wheelchair rolling in the pitCrash the child, I don’t give shitHearing aid make demon soundBest distortion ever foundTake the pill, become more strongEvery cough is brutal songNurse say “please, you need to rest”I say “METAL NEVER REST!!”[Pre-Chorus]Bed is stage and IV swingI will use it like a stringRetirement is place of hell—I MAKE IT METAL VERY WELL!![Chorus]DIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!Smell of death but feeling greatDIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!Still arrive to dominateDIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!Body weak but spirit fightScream so loud it break the sky—ETERNAL OLD NIGHT!![Bridge – insane solo, coughing scream]Young boy think he know the way—I WAS METAL YESTERDAY!!Age is just the stupid lie—ONLY POSER EVER DIE!![Breakdown]DIAPER FULL!! — STILL I PLAY!!LOUD GUITAR!! — EVERY DAY!!OLD MAN SMASH!! — NO REGRET!!MORE LOUD THAN INTERNET!![Final Chorus]DIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!Never clean, never tameDIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!Always burn in metal flameDIAPER METAL WARRIOR!!Till the coffin I will scream—DEATH IS JUST ANOTHER SHOW—METAL NEVER DREAM!![Outro]…old… loud… broken…BUT STILL… METAAAAAAAL!!!
>>130065672HEIL
>>130065672Are you on a meth binge?
Wore my Acid Bath hoodie out today and got 3 compliments.
Wagnero-Vikernesian composition with Wotanic themes and the Hitleric spirit
>>130066071the pink one?
>>130066076Correct.
>>130066082Yeah. I get comments on it almost every time I wear it out of the house.
>>130066094>nice hoodie... do they make 'em for men too?
This is actually one of the best metal albums of the decade
>>130066121Pink is metal.
Looking for a band promo photo, where the band is all hanged. I could have sworn it was obituary but I can't find it. please send help, I'm going insane.
>>130066148Faggot
I don't really listen much to metal anymore.. I prefer acoustic to electric guitar these days, the distorsion and screams gives me headache and I can't handle more than the first 5 minutes of Colored Sands.. Am I turning into a faggot?
>>130066134it's actually wholely unremarkable
>>130066134Correct.
>>130066177Shalom
>>130066170Yes you are a fucking faggot
>>130066177Seems a lot of people love it, it just wasn't made for you.
>>130066246Thank you I needed that
>>130066171
>>130066282Glad I could help, I hope you get back on track anon.
>>130066156You just don't have the self confidence to rock John Wayne Gacy-pink.
>>130066148What do you mean?
>>130066328He means metal is inherently for fags
>>130066343Correct.
>>130066343You're gay yourself?
>>130066353We're all cocksucking fags here.
>>130066353Nah that's just his faggot opinion
Get a trip
>>130066357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMxpLkB1Ug&list=PLe7P0WzOesS-a36POcnQq9ryXGjvLsWel&index=19
>>130066389The fuck's wrong with you
The duplicate thread creator schizo spamming so he can create another duplicate thread
>>130066420Meds
>>130050593Great little demo.
>>130066495This band blows.
>>130066501>This photo taken moments before disaster
>>130066503I actually don't care too much for the full length LPs but the two demos RIFF hard.
>>130066517Do they nowI listened to that one really popular one and I thought it was soft rock garbo.
>>130066503Your father is in the band?
>>130066419Weird fag dude needs to get a trip so people don't have to suffer through their awful posts
>>130066503Tasteless Subhuman take
>>130066501I love that album cover so much.
>>130066501choir of horrors is their best
should I go
>>130066736Sounds chuddy
>>130022202>>130022202>>130022202NEW
>>130066784That isn't a real /metal/ thread.
>>130066736Behemoth sucks
>>130066154
Good job Matthew
Trve NEW>>130066801>>130066801>>130066801
Someone make a real new.
>>130066920>>130022202Gotcha
>>130066920The off-topic (created early) one has been up for 5 days, but god forbid someone creates a metal related OP 1 post early
>>130064891I recently had a dream where I was backstage at an Archspire show and dean told me I was playing the show instead of him. I don’t know any of their song because I don’t have an 8 string.
>>130066942/metal/ might actually be kil.
>>130067540>>130067540>>130067540
>>130055287He was always like that.
>/trad/>/deathmetal/Where is the black metal general?
>>130050545>Quorthon was gaywas he really?
