Look at this rotting saloon garbage. I'm moving and leaving it behind to die. It's shedding its veneer and probably hasn't held a tune since the 1970s. I am about to take a sledgehammer to it to fit it in a dumpster. Tell me how utterly useless this thing is musically so I don't feel a single ounce of guilt destroying it. Humiliate this Victorian paperweight. Is there literally any reason not to turn this into kindling today?
>>130089075Sell it to some person or place who could actually refurbish it and resell it.
Trashs trash. Ive been hammering down far newer and actually working music equipment lately, but its ultimately old trash, needs to die. Not everything is an antique, some shits just junk. Chop it down.
There are hundreds of these old ass pianos that people give away for free because it just isn't worth repairing. There isnt a shortage of them either
>>130089075>I am about to take a sledgehammer to itJust be careful because the strings still probably have enough tension to snap and do some damage
>>130089075Smash it with a sledgehammer
>>130089287shut up faggot let him lacerate himself
>>130089075Film it and post it here
>>130089075Set it on fire.
>>130089403And break his back lmao
>>130089075Put it on the curb you retard
>>130089420Do this OP and record it, you could get some arts grants and awards out of it
>>130089075If this was in the 2000s, OP would advertise that on craiglist and someone will pick it up in a jiffy.
>>130089130nta but pianos are given away for free every day because no one wants to move them.
at least set up a decent microphone to record the sounds it makes as you do terrible things to it
>>130089075take it to the top of a building and drop it on an unknowing passerby like you're in an old cartoon
>>130092153this. and then send it as a voca for us all to listen
>>130089075That belongs in a Museum anon
>>130089075Play it u talentss bum
