Like my coffee editionOld: >>130088974FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130099928Dayumn
>>130099928Ok this edition is actually based. OP wasn't a faggot this time. Good job.
Finally an OP that doesn't have to do with music, I've been waiting for this one for a while
>>130099928American edition
Where is the Serbian AI metal
>>130099979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn2sZ3pk7tk
Blasting in two different rooms in the house at the same time
>>130099928>>130099992Bald women in wigs edition
Blasting
got the chuds seething kek
Which one of you faggots is this?
>>130099993HEIL x 2
>>130100016Genuine question. I know you don't actually believe in the shit you say. Doesn't it get tired doing this same shtick everyday in every thread.
>>130099928black girl magic thread?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeE8XB_bur0
How was that complaining you oompa loompa scathew tranny ho
>>130099989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0q06meQQ7YHope it's not banned here too. Seemed to be in /trad/ \\\m/// :)
His name's Mutthew actually
Will we one day have metal related OPs
>>130100064>thread dedicated to traditional metal>surprised when his AI slop gets deletedactually I'm more surprised the jannies actually did their fucking job what the hell
>>130100074it literally has "/metal/" in the OP image althoughbeit
>>130100092Sorry you went through that effort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA
>>130100092It's still goonslop tho
>>130099993What is the Zaireeka of NSBM
>>130100065Fork they guy in his smeggy bedroom then
>>130100098I watch this every time it's posted
>>130100064Still can't believe this is AI, awesome song!
>>130100080Honestly, they're a bunch of cunts if they're like that. My DEFCON 1 song is better than alot of actual trad from the 80s ffs. What a fucking bunch of weak posers. I like in here more, despite the stabbing and death threats! xD
>>130100065The schizo? What exactly is his problem?
I'll leave you don't have to ban me.
>>130100064Serbian AI metal is a disgrace to music.
>>130100122Do you also have AI wipe your ass, you useless fucking cretin
>>130100121Thanks and appreciate the support! Not sure if you like trance, but new DJ Dogmuncher coming up soon also! \\m//
>>130100138Troony always finds the best images
>>130100142No, I do that myself. Humanity is the master though. Not AI. AI is a tool :) Dogs are overrated and not masters either ;)
Serbian AI metal made me the man I am today.
>>130100173BASED! \\m//
>>130100173You sort of remind me of this guyhttps://youtu.be/86N-lC8jn-Y?si=9o6004ET6YUFbpNr
>>130100178Thank you AI guy. You made me realize I am a proud gay metalhead. Told all my friends about Serbian AI metal and how dogs are evil. Got beaten up by most of them, but they were probably glowies anyway.
More Chuck
>>130100203Should've had a dog there to protect you xD
>>130100228Could you give me some tips on how to make Serbian AI metal masterpieces. I want to make some pro-Israel triumphant power metal.
>>130100203I don't mind gay people at all. I wouldn't write trans songs or songs about being gay though. That's a personal thing! xDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajMsfw8-RUY
>>130100025That’s the resident RABMsissy
>>130100247It's a shame that you are a chud.
>>130100244Israel are war criminals and they have committed genocide against the Palestinian people. I'm not doing a Eurovision watchalong this year because of your country, so obviously I'm not gonna help you. You are like a dog nutter with his dog off leash. I have no problem with being impolite to you :)
we really are a containment thread huh
>>130100267I'm my own man at the end of the day. Not a 'chud' or anything else :)
>>130100289HItler and Varg were there own man and look what happened.
>>130100300Kristian ran from Norway cause too many actual black metallers were out to get him there probably. Hitler was into dogs also, so both of them are lame af.
>>130100300They're the 2 most popular men on 4chan ?https://youtu.be/r0uwGfg9w6o?si=t4pm6g-GMGMEcgy2
>>130099998
Hitler's dog has her own Wikipedia pageWhat have you libtards done with your life?
>>130100335Lovecraft's cat needs to up its game
>Hitler became inconsolable after ordering his favorite pet dog, Blondi, to be killed with cyanide capsules to test their potency. This action occurred amidst his final mental breakdown around April 22, 1945why can't NSBM capture these kind of feels instead of just being hateful chud music
>>130100226>on his kneespottery
>>130100348Indeed, heil.
>>130100380Werwolf is a pretty sensitive guy
>>130100276Fuck you, antisemtic nazi prick. Ozzy stood with Israel. That means we all do.Fucking fascist.
>>130100380>We know this happened because it's included in Hitler's autobiography, published in 1954, Argentina Press not really
>>130100414*Written by Sharon Levy's slave
>>130100414Fuck both Ozzy and Kayne posers. You're easily led by psyops by even being influenced by either of them.
We love and respect all animals here, especially dogs
>>130100444Correct. National Socialism protects all animals and NSBM agrees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6rY2twJuyI WOOOO! \\m//
>>130100444Dogs aren't natural animals. They're mutants. They can't survive in the wild without human 'help'.
>>130100461Will you think that when wild dogs tear you limb from limb and eat you?
>>130100444Also Best Korea has banned them as 'pets'. Absolutely based, and Euronymous would agree if he was still here I'm sure.
>>130100469They won't though, cause I know how to defend myself ;)
>>130100461Are you retarded? I encounter stray dogs all the time that survive after being abandoned by their owners. I also encountered stray cats that are doing just fine. I try to help both as I can because that's the right thing to do and I am a national socialist.
>>130100254Correct.
>>130100473Putin has been convincing him dogs are cool
My dog once ripped a 5 year old Serbian boy's throat out while I listened to Volbeeat metal rock. The dog got away with it because the kid attacked it. KInda based. Blasting Hell's Bellys in the judges honor.
>>130100493I instantly lost my boner and almost threw up looking at this image
>>130100484I have no real problem with cats, but dogs who want to interfere in my freedom and attack children and decent natural animals need called out, as do their zombie retarded owners who allow them to do it, and probably get off on the drama it causes, cause they're sick fucks. Just my opinion though.
>>130100505Well okay I agree with this actually. And people who own pitbulls are not mentally intelligent enough to own pets imo. No one needs to own a pitbull imo. German Shepherds and Rottweilers however are good breeds.
>>130100454The National Socialists were the first to pass laws protecting animals. Those laws remain in Germany.
But as with alot of things I talk about, I am correct :)
Master of Puppers
>>130100525Correct. We HEIL the protectors of innocent women, children, and animals.
>>130100515Even a small dog can cause sepsis with a 'nip' and make ppl die.>>130100525Hitler was a dog man. I support animal rights too, but dogs are not animals. They murder for bloodshed, not food. They are mutants. They are not natural animals.
>>130100505why do you think this is the place to do that every weekend?
>>130100565I raise awareness about these issues everywhere, including real life. Why do you think it's only just here? You should join in, as it's common sense. Do you want some slobbering mutt running up on you threatening your life?
>>130100473Guess what else is illegal in NK anon? That's right, metal. You would be told to face the wall if they even caught mentioning Metallica. I know Euronymous would approve though because he was a tankie.
Death - Ass And The Penis It Holds
replace "dogs" and "mutts" with "black people" and...oh, I guess not much changes
>>130100590Euronymous was into distributing metal and the truth in those kinda countries you retard. You're a fucking pro-Trump and Kristian retard by saying that. I can tell.
>>130100562Don't be a weeny. I've been bitten by dogs and cats and I'm fine.
Kill yourselves
>>130100602Dogs don't rape and kill tens of thousands of people per year Lard Baldspot
>>130100627Fuck off glowie dog nutter. Fact is you can get sepsis and die from a 'nip'. That's a fact. Stop talking bullshit.
Ozzy Osbourne loved dogs. THat means metlheads love dogs.
>>130100632https://youtu.be/GiJHFlU1Dcg?si=JjBd1esMLSvEnaKGSave Yourself
>>130100653Yeah, methheads, not metalheads.
>>130100648It's never happened to me and I've been bitten before. I'm only mildly retarded now. Cope MOAR weeny
Imagine having something as majestic as a wolf then turning it into a literal slobbering inbred retard
Great metal discussion
>>130100688>muh majestic wolves copeJust say you're a chick
>>130100688Noble Wolf digits
>>130100675Not buying your 'story' glowie.>>130100688I love wolves. Great natural animals who respect humans and hunt mutts who challenge them.
>>130100714you're scared of Chihuahuas bro
Where did you meet your NSBMGF?
>>130100728I'm not scared of any mutant. Even 'human' mutants like you.
>>130100745At a Trump Rally, duh
>>130100747scaredy little pee pee baby
>>130100745On Facebook, as does every other NS couple.
>>130100745At the ns niteclub. She was admiring my SSwag and told me she models but her real passion having sex with me
>>130100750HEIL
>>130100750>>130100774>>130100787how big are their girlcocks?
>>130100796My hot metal gf is a half Azn half white late twenties hapa chick actually
>>130100761I'm not scared of mutts. My boots would always win if they attack, even against bully breeds. I just don't like them because they put others in danger and it's common sense for DECENT people not to like them (and you seem to be a scumbag) Just sayin ;)
>>130100796You're a fag
Schizophrenic Serbian AI anti-dognutter Saturdays \m/\m/>>130100821You're a fag you fucking guy.
>>13010079614 inches :(
Why would you make posts pretending to be someone else? Not a good look etc
>>130100809You're a fucking loser.
>>130100824Weird Cancuck
>>130100824\\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwq6phZpAM
>>130100851LOL>>130100839Great WHITE North > mutt ZOG USA. Our black metal is better than yours. Except for Wolves in the Throne Rooom they're from WA state and they're one of my absolute favourite bm bands.
>>130100836Who the fuck are you talking to? Fuck you, y'know xD
BM = Bowel movements xD
>>130100876Suck my dick loser
>>130100908Yeah, no thanks. I'm straight. Thanks for the offer though xD
Still wondering why /trad/ gets moderation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3UayjTHgwQlast good Immortal album
>>130100927Yeah straight wack
>>130100932Trad are a bunch of cunts who don't even want a discussion it seems. It's 4chan. There's no real talk in that board, that's for sure. I guess the 'handlers' comment really rattled them xD
>>130100952There's no butthole trolls in trad like you.
At least in here I can shitpost and do anti-Kristian stuff and Off Topic Chaos until I get banned :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR3TH-cmrgg \\m//
>>130100959I actually wasn't even trolling though. They just banned me because I asked about AI and how it related to trad if it was a good song, like my DEFCON 1 song. They're lame af.
I have /metal/ co-dependency \m/
I GOT BANNED FOR THE HELL OF IT! \\m// :D
>>130100975AI is shit and you're a butt lick
/trad/ are the ones from hell!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex6js96ZBOY
>>130100993That's a negative on both counts :)
>>130100869>yoursI'm in Europe. You lose.>Wolves in the Throne Rooom they're from WA state and they're one of my absolute favourite bm bands.LOL
>>130100967>until I get banned :Dhopefully soon
>>130101022Why do you type like a bitch?
>>130101010You're using gay emojis and you're afraid of dogs lmao you're a poofta
>>130101025Copying you.
>>130101031I don't redditspace like a bitch and Wolves in the Throne Room are good Fuck you if you disagree (bitch)
>>130101024Don't really care either way :)>>130101027Smilies aren't gay. Just being honest and sarcastic ;)
>>130101043>redditspaceWhat's that?
Candlemass are my favourite Christian metal band \m/
https://youtu.be/1qSEwYaSlWk?si=axPzLgp4OnACGkL-
>>130101089Clean the toothpaste off your mirror
>>130101104Lick it off
Death - Fapped in a Corner
I hate the Labrador Beasts!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWxaPIhck_Y
>>130101122He looks like a jewish Butt-Head
>>130101122
Death - Story to Tell (I'm Gay)
>>130101142Well yeah Chuck was actually Jewish...and he wrote songs about worshipping Satan...Synagogue of Satan...hmmm huh
Chuck died of a brain tumor and you guys are fucking spazzoids
Death - The Voice of My Holes
>>130101164>you guys are fucking spazzoidsCorrect.
THE NASA DOG! WOOOOOO! :D \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jMDijMPrj4
I see we're posting about Cynic now
YOU ARE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
Death - Nutting (In A Man) Is Everything
Death - Baptized in Cum
DOG NUTTER MATRIX! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0q06meQQ7Y
Death - Overactive Imagination (for Herman Rosenblat)
What is the Trapped in the Closet (Parts 1-3) of metal
Death - Spirit Crusher (Of My Balls)
>>130101227Death's entire discography from 1987 until break-up
Death - Trapped in the CockcageDeath - Altering Chuck's AIDS Meds
Death - The Paederasty
Death - Jealousy (Of Paul's Husband)
Death - Mentally Queer
>>130101164Why does everyone say he died of AIDS?
Death - Choke on It
>>130101180What's wrong with the artwork?
>>130101295>>130101303kek
Death as a band is overrated. DJ Dogmuncher is where it's at. I know it's not metal, but am leaving anyways. Love you all if you don't want to stab me, cause stabbing ppl isn't nice :) Cheers and hail Euronymous and the REAL black metallers in this world ;) Cheers! Nights! :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxNEzXVgOrg
>>130101289Because he was a dicksucking fag plus his official cause of death was "pneumonia" which was very common for people dying of AIDS. The theory goes that Chuck's family was embarrassed that he got HIV as a result of being gay so they figured cancer would be a plausibly deniable reason for his death.
Death - Faygele Past
>>130101317Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
>>130099997Do your parent know you're gay?
Death - Left to Dilate
he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck, you are king of the world."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtMumMQLWyE
Kys faggots
>>130101400Death - Much Tolerance (Quite Cozy) :)
Death - 1,000 Guys
>>130101431Too late fag I'm already dead and gone....
I DON'T MEAN TO SMELLBUT THERE'S POO ON MY NAILS
>Lauren Mayberry - Bittersweet Symphony (The Verve cover) (live)
>>130101434How is this metal related?
>>130101585huh wat u mean
>>130101585
>>130101643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXfJxct2z6Y
Yeah, plot twist. /trad/ has all the 'handlers', and that why they banned me rightaway when I mentioned that. /meal/ is actually the good ppl!
>>130101714/metal/ being a cesspit containment thread for schizo shitposting isn't news
That thing ain't cute
Why did the general's mood get better?
>>130101740Yeji improves everything
>>130101726You sound like you're defending /trads/ bad behaviour. I never even got a chance to speak there, on a so called 'free speech' platform!
>>130101753Try following the rules for once
>>130101734100% I like you! \\m// https://youtu.be/jNNld6x6QUc?si=ewQZGsoLAzdxfJ8O
>>130101753Trad was explicitly created to discuss old school metal (i.e. no AI slop)
>>130101758I'm not some rule breaker mostly. It just gets ridiculous that I end up having to do it anyways though, just to have a normal conversation.
>>130101772My DEFCON 1 song was great though. Bet those boomers are creaming their pants and wishing they let me speak now. IDGAF :D
>>130101793>a normal conversationyou shitpost about dogs and freemasonsyou're a creep weirdo even on a website for creep weirdos
RATT - Round and Round
best brutal death meteal guitar tone?
>>130101808Lol. But it's true though. It's a dog nutter and Freemason matrix. Sorry not sorry if that offends you. Also fuck Ghost for being Freemasons. Square hammer and Ghost suck monkey balls :D
>>130101831pretty sad when all this general knows is memes and not any actual metal knowledge
me and the boys puffing on the spliff in a jalopy with no seatbelts on singing along to DOOM OVER THE WORLD while losing our shit
>>130101880Is that your ampeg?
>>130101880it's infinity schizotrolling
>>130101831whatever nile did on annihilation of the wicked
>>130101897He's definitely wearing a Chuck g string under those size 12 waist pants
>>130101767I was talking about your mother
>>130101973First you'd have to find 5 Reverend Bizarre fans in the world and that's a tall order.
>>130102037I take this one back. Too mean
Chuck Schuldiner was a heterosexual who passed away from a brain tumor. He was also only 50% jewish on his paternal side, ergo not jewish. We will not tolerate any further libel.
>>130102056nah that was validI bet I'm literally the only person in the history of /metal/ to know about Orne
>>130102067Janny on right lol
>>130101323Correct.
What does /mu/ think of Sepultura's new EP:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cloud_of_Unknowing_(EP)
>>130102189>first 30 seconds: generic XTREEM thrash>next 30 seconds: literal circus musicfuck this and fuck you
>>130102189Masterpiece. Sepultura does it again!
>>130102228Disingenuous post
>>130102240Ok ill click it fr this time.
>>130102240Nah this sucks. I wouldn't listen to this a second time
Thoughts?
>>130102268Cool artwork
>>130102268that cover art looks like something from Mark Rothkohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Rothko
>>130102268Not metal
>>130102303>killed himselfmetal
>>130102305You're not metal, you fucking guy.>>130102315You're metal, you fucking guy.
>>130102303>>130102268Huh it actually is a rothko painting. They got it licensed from his estate:https://sunn.bandcamp.com/album/sunn-o-2>Framing the album visually are two paintings by the late American artist Mark Rothko - one on the front cover and one on the back cover, with the art reversed for UK & European pressings.
Post your favorite band shirt
>>130102342
>>130102320Canadian loser
I smell a rat.
>>130102342it's no contest, this shirt has gotten people arrested>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vestal_Masturbation_T-shirt
>>130102359That's dope >>130102393That's try hard
>>130102342Just ordered this I'm so siked to wear it and show the world I've masturbated to tim henson before.
What the heck that's weird
>>130099928How long ago was it when ebony queen posting was first pushed under /metal/, had to be at least 7 years ago now right?
>>130102559more like 10could OP be the same jungle bunny lover?
>>130100064That's just PWYP-era Testament
Death - Open Assket
Death - Born Gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2p31tkTho
>>130102806I watch this every time it's posted
>>130102806>My one desire>I wish to be eatenwhat did she mean by this
>>130099928>>130099992Had some kinda spidey senses telling me to check the thread today and I can now see whyI've been listening to Insult (the one from Netherlands, not Boston) what yall whiteboys know bout dat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2jPgTACH4A&list=RDU2jPgTACH4A&start_radio=1
>>130103212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>130103243Epic meme anon! Just as funny when you posted it the first time 10 years ago! From the same basement no less! Filtered
damn, that got him bubblin'
Im making a /meal/ diss track
https://voca.ro/19g8E0wS9U3t
Emperor's covers of Gypsy by Mercyful Fate and A Fine Day to Die by Bathory are some of the best covers in metal.
https://voca.ro/1o3uC3Vk8DFv
>>130100444>>130100454Even shitbulls?What about blacks?
>>130100647
Can these fuckos come out with a new album already
>>130104245i hate the fat guy from vermin womb with the gay white people dreads who hates seth putnam
>>130104389Incoherent post.
what do you guys listen to when you don't want to be bored?
>>130104815>>130100455
>>130104815All I listen to these days is Serbian AI metal playlists. This is how metal should be.
>>130104931Serbian AI metal gave me cancerIt's stage 3 and I don't have long to liveIf I had a dog, he could have detected the cancer cells and told me to do to the doctor, but sadly I gave him away because he was a mutated mutt who wasn't cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZv_l8IIAQI&list=OLAK5uy_myeEZgjZuUHxc9iSJ1LgcoQK2Fuj59ypE&index=2HELL IS LAUGHING AT A NEW DAWNRISING RAINBOW OF BLACKOVER THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSESNIGHTMARE SOARS INTO THE SKY
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>130104389i hate jewish mutts
>>130099932Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
Black metal is inherently bad music
I heard the guy wo tried to murder Drumpfler was radicalized by Serbian AI metal. He was heard screaming "THAT THING'S NOT CUTE" and "Hail DJ Dogmuncher" before being tackled by the Trumpstapo.
>>130106579>corrupting the minds of the professional class with dogshit (pun intended) AI slopSerbschizo is a menace to society and must be stopped
I just roke up
>>130099998How come there were so few BLASTINGS this thread?
>>130099998Is there a more mid band than post reunion At the Gates? Shit like Soilwork and In Flames can at least be catchy in a dumb fun way but all the new stuff I heard from them was just so forgettable.
>>130099998>280+ Replies>Only five blasts in the whole threadWhu happun?
>>130107206This is not a general where we discuss music
>>130107215Correct.
One of the worst threads in a while
>>130107309just wait until the next thread
>>130107437and what plans do you have?
>>130107309It was above average.
Listening to Slipknot right now.
>>130107476Too many schizos made an appearance
>>130107530Yeah but when has there never been shitposting in this general? Remember the day Ozzy died? This general was funny as fuck that day.
>>130099998https://youtu.be/6htXbCoiSbs?si=EsctfiId8njakExohttps://youtu.be/bsRwbf-nwAg?si=Bq_yjVQdaKff1atPhttps://youtu.be/cvjl1dx7Rno?si=XrGk_Q50B_ZICW_Hhttps://youtu.be/uURsMKMloM8?si=YpPZMF1y9HiDPnbKhttps://youtu.be/lEnMb4m9lu0?si=KpNYrpW0pEDkeROE
>>130107518which song?
Coreslop bro here, can you guys do me a big solid and give me some feedback on my sound design? This is the same part 3 times, transitioning each time from chugs to sustained notes, all 3 with different amp/cab configurations. https://vocaroo.com/18ACI3e0II8wWhich, if any, do you think sounds best?
>>1301076711 >>> 3 > 2 imo
>>130107652Vermillion Now I'm listening to Evanescence
>>130106879
Black metal is inherently judaic
>>130107671Honestly a hard call. All three sound good. I think a mix between the first and second would be perfect.
>>1301076711 is good the others are too blown out
>>130099928Any zoo metal?
>>130107981As in zoophilic? Satanic Warmaster.
>>130107981A bit racist don't you think?
>>130099998Drudkh has a new EP
>>130107671faggy emo riff
>>130108000What do you mean?
Blood in Our Wells, anyone?
Jute Gyte
Symbolicance
NIGGER
New >>130108470>>130108470>>130108470
>>130104389Why do you know what any of them look like?
