The holy grail edition
Do you like shred?
>>130109334Dat some nice flameage
>>130109353fat people are disgusting to look at
>>130109370He’s old
>>130109353Michael Romeo is a legend.
we dont even post the links anymore do we. tripped over yourself swinging left and right last thread, in such a hurry to create the next thread you post it right at 310 with no links. this is your life. my life is guitar
^>seething hard>>130109382 >legend>that no one has ever heard of
>>130109370
>>130109420You don't understand, he's considered a god in the former Yugoslavia lol
>>130109466That’s Igor Paspalj
>>130109484>*squats*
Should I get the Iron Maiden crybaby???
>>130109584After I brap on it
>>130109595Uh oh, stinky
>>130109584nah get a disdiq instead
>>130109420You have no talent sorry
>>130109427>anchor pickerYouTube is full of grifters preying on people insecurities and selling the "right way"to pick, in reality most of the fastest and cleanest shredders anchor their fingers
I used to like Les Pauls when i was a teen now they dont make me feel anything. It's an overrated over priced guitar that is missing modularity.
>>130109793>>130109840you ok bro? >>130109872no one cares
>>130109888>Oh no this virtuoso with a long successful career in music is NOT good umkay..... here's my sloppy vocaroo of me trying to play some mind dumb simple shit and blowing it. lol
>>130109947i was just wondering how long you were going to keep talking to yourself like that
watching the /biz/nitch schizo screech at shadows with way too long replies had me cracking up the whole time I was mowing. I really like how he tried to get one more hour-late post in at the end anyway, bought some pickup and bridge covers
^>seething even harder now
not even close but keep dancing lel
pragmatically insane
What would be your dream custom guitar?
The duality of man (cheap crap vs expensive crap) (but still wasting money on crap)
https://voca.ro/1hKaV8C3ax2F
Is a Les Paul studio worth it? What is the difference between the cheaper $1,500 models and the $4k ones?
>dead
>>130110318Boomers will scoff at you for “only” having a Studio.
>>130110318better looking top on the standards, slightly different pickups, and most notably the binding and inlays. literally zero people could tell the difference between the two through an amp. they’re good guitars
>>130109404I copied them at some point but I can't find it any more
>>130110374Oh, no! That's too bad!
>>130110367Thanks I just want one les paul for heavier stuff
>>130110291Japanese knockoff vs the real fucking deal
>>130110399it really is, for other people looking to get into the hobby. all-guitar-chords.com is a great resource. the books in the pastebin were wonderful. I think someone is trying to either create a hostile environment for guitar players here on 4chan or is in an incredibly lame act of overwhelming pettiness drive people away from free content and towards their paywalled shit
>>130110410>if no one else will reply i'll just reply to myself!bro
^^^all in his mind?^^^
>>130110439Oh, my goodness! It's horrible! How are we going to live like this?!?
>>130110472>>130110399kek based torturer
>>130110472I suppose if I'm you, by being a malignant negative energy vampire online on a terminal 'negative attention is better than no attention at all' kick
>>130110439this is what happens when you don’t clap and cheer every time someone posts the same image of a guitar for the 50th time
>>130110445Nope not me, I don’t reply to myself. And how is an old 1960-1962 nip guitar a knock off? What do they have to knock off at that time period? It’s a 60+ year old cheapo budget kids guitar, not a knockoff. You implying I’d call this POS a knock off is more insulting than accusing me of samefagging ni/gg/a
>>130109872i used to avoid Stratocasters because I wanted to be "different" eventually I realized that was the exact sound and feel I wanted, fortunately I learned my lesson by the time I got another bass guitar and I got the Fender P Bass, best bass I've ever had in a jam whether it be mine or a friends, the guitar I got instead is a Jazzmaster because I bought into the indie hype when in reality a strat or even a tele would've been better, my original guitar was the cheap Les Paul SG I think and I hated how it felt
>>130110499Oh my God! It's a catastrophe!!! Someone call the police!
>>130110509>>130110514>walls of text no one's going to bother to read
guitars?
>>130110536Very true. I know I sure didn't. Anybody else? I'm conducting a survey.
>>130110545hee hee hee>>130110551put a check mark next to a 'no' for me bi/gg/ daw/gg/
>>130110536lol this guy called one paragraph a wall of text.Forget the guitar start your standup career, your at least as funny as Brendan Schaub.
previous>>130094490resourcesGrok
uh... bros? why'd the samefagging stop all of a sudden? it's a world of confusion
>>130110312More forte, you're at like 8 1/2 I want 10.
>>130110536>tiny amount of text is a wallnot a good look, you sound like the dumbest fucker ITT
>>130110651The evening shift change at Domino's must be murder!!
>>130110551I read both. Doesn't take long to read a few sentences when you have a middle school education.
oh its you can I get some simpsons pictures
>>130110703hee hee hee
>>130110551being proud of lacking the capacity to read, a fine trait of the newer generations
Been gone for a while, not banned or anything, just elsewhere. Came back and it’s weird same threads, different usernames, same arguments just slightly retuned, and nobody fixed the reverb problem either, which is interesting. I’ve mostly just been reading and there’s a lot of confident wrongness floating around, some familiar, some new. Saw someone bring up ukuleles not gonna get into that, but I felt it. Been working on something, not exactly music, not exactly not music either, learned a few things in the process, most of them inconvenient. Guitar Center’s still standing, for now. Burger King’s still open late, that’s all I’ll say. Some of you got better, some of you really doubled down, respect where it’s due. Not here to argue, just checking the temperature, and it’s warmer than I remember. We’ll see.
just look at him /gg/o lmfao
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build gear, build portfolio, play as loud as I want, simple as
See what I mean?
this >>130110738 sounds like an earth rocker to me
>/gg/ is still replying to pasta bait from 10 years agoWhy are newfags like this
>>130110801>live>lau/gg/h>hate
>>130110828well it’s like rap you need some street cred to make good music. something like your situation could make great music
>>130110738You know they changed the whopper? Last one I got was immaculate.
If I go to an interview in blackface and throw an 8 ball on the desk, will guitar center hire me as assistant manager?
>>130110801https://voca.ro/1c1WH17gvwFo
>>130110509It's a bootleg strat with 2 pickups and a hardtail
>>130110828>a womanIt was believable up until this part
>setup guitar plays smooth>lean back in chair while playing>suddenly buzzI hate this finicky instrument.
>>130110922this janny is a brutal taskmaster
how to make mustangs less jangly:step 1: put 12s on itthere is no step 2thank you for coming to my ted talk
>>130110981Best thing to do with a mustang is really lube it up with the lemon oil make sure its nice and shiny so it slides into the trash easier.
>>130110514Same. I realized the simple generic "electric guitar" is just the way to go and the most modular guitar there is. The whole point of playing is to git gud. That is top priority. The more options your guitar has the better.
>>130110981># of people who give a fuck>0
>>130110981can a mustang even handle 12s
>>130110318Just get a used LP Classic. Some are cheaper than a new Studio. Or get a used Studio.
Aight, I thought I was the shitposting retard here but I was mistaken, ya'll take the fuckin' cake this shit got even too gay for me I'm out.
>>130111010Now post a pic of your $150 chink shitplank so comedy can ensue
>>130110910no it isnt
>>130110514I think my first guitar was an r9. never looked back
I wish I was black so I could just steal nice guitars
strat>feels good>sounds like shittele>sounds good>feels like shit
>>130111037hee hee hee see you tomorrow
>>130111098Tele feels fine when it has contours...oh wait most dont
>>130111121>tele feels good when its not a teleLEO
invest in yourselfhttps://youtu.be/LrNbOxHYv5g
>>130111098>>130111121>>130111132Bot having the most brain-dead conversation we itself you could ever imagine? Or the most pathetic samefagging dumbfuck on 4chan?!?You decide!!
I’ve noticed the bass players post and talk about gear and keep the thread on topic and are supportive and just generally better all around.
>>130111160 saw this in my recommended too but i didnt click it I thought it was just a gimmicky meme
>>130111183Wow!! That's so amazing!!! What else have you noticed?!?
What's the difference between a professional guitarist and a large pizza?The pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you get a guitarist off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of them.What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? One plays three chords in front of thousands of people, the other plays thousands of chords in front of three people.
>>130111183this kind of poster is worth having around>>130111201>>130110536these are not
What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?You can negotiate with a terrorist.What do you call a failed lead guitarist?A bassist.What's the difference between a Les Paul and a newborn baby?You can drop a newborn baby without the head snapping off.What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?She drops him off at band practice.What do you call a guitarist that breaks up with his girlfriend?Homeless.
>>130111264true
>>130111250always liked that last joke, I've heard the same jokes for drummers and for bassists regarding them being useless or whatever
>>130111223>>130111250>>130111269OHH LAWD HE FUNNY
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”
>>130111269that last one is my life and it hurts, thats how Kurt Cobain started but not looking like that for me, I work near full time too, on a whiny note I think anyone who works 40 hours a week should be provided with bare minimum housing of some kind even if its a tiny apartment
>>130111264>>130111270Here's the thing though... no one gives a fuck what you think.Now what?
>>130111284 >thats how Kurt Cobain startedyeah but you're probably not talented or handsome like was though. you probably smell bad too i bet
>>130111289>mad because bassist smoked you
>>130111284>I think anyone who works 40 hours a week should be provided with bare minimum housing of some kind even if its a tiny apartmentI WfH 40 hours a week and I did like 30 minutes of work last week
>>130111331That's your response? Just to seethe? Really? No one gives a fuck if you do that either, dumbass. I mean for fucks sake.
>>130111328My dog's got no nose.Well how does he smell?Terrible!
excellent thread so far lads. keep up the good work*
>*...PSYCH!
>>130111361Will do
i broke up with me ex girlheres her number
>>130111378>half the Friends cast was jewishReally makes you think
>>130111386cool it with the antisemitic remarks
This one goes out to all the /gg/ ladies. I call it "You're not, like, a tranny, right?"
>>130111409
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND WHO YOU HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR
>>130111447if we only knew back in 2004 how bad things really were
It is my birthday. I am 31. I have hopes and dreams of making it with music and I just need to put in the work to practice and record to make it. But right now, all I want is for Harley Benton to release these Fusion IVs so I can buy one.
>>130111475My bad, bro. Go back to talking to you yourself about Strat contours or whatever the fuck bullshit you were babbling about, I won't laugh at you this time, I promise.
best gibson to invest in? I think if I buy one by the time I retire it will be worth billions
I'm 43 years old and just bought my first guitar trying to learn its pretty hard my fingers hurt and my back is already stiff but I can play the first few notes of Stairway to Heaven pretty proud this old dogs learning new tricks.
>>130111494>>130111519ni/gg/a you makin/gg/ me /gg/i/gg/le ovah heer
>>130111519Never too late to learn guitar. Coincidentally, Stairway to heaven was the first song I was learning by ear with my teacher back in the day. Keep at it, it only gets more fun from there.
>>130111494>harley bentonJust buy a charvel
>>130111535Indeed! He's quite the comedian!
>>130111535its not funny>>130111541don't laugh
>>130111540I would if it came at that price. 500 for stainless frets, roasted neck and pretty looks is only available in HB. Charvels are in 1k range with those specs and as much as I'd love one of those, I can't afford them right now.
...but the links though.......WHERE ARE THEY?!?
>>130111603In your url bar.
>janitor doesn't give a fuckSo why should I? Bye.
>>130111603links r4 dinks dood
>>130111603OP is a lazyass, not even prev thread
>>130111652>>130111640>>130111614You're lau/gg/hin/gg/ ...you're lau/gg/hin/gg/!There's no links in the OP.....and you're lau/gg/hin/gg/!!
tfw changed strings two days in a row on two different guitars and now they both feel and sound fresh
>>130111870That's beyond insane! Damn!!
