double cuts are ugly fr

>>130126735
Even a 335?

>>130126743
yeah any symmetrical double cut, sorry i dont make the rules

SCALES:
www.all-guitar-chords.com/scales
fretboard-navigator.com/

GIT GUD with GUITAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg1L-sBIxnY&list=PLJwa8GA7pXCWAnIeTQyw_mvy1L7ryxxPH [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QCt3UBTS1Y [Embed]

ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND GUITAR PDF: web.archive.org/web/20251212114818if_/https://files.catbox.moe/qafrab.pdf

EAR TRAINING:
tonedear.com
www.tonegym.co/exercise/

BACKING TRACK GENERATOR:
www.onemotion.com/chord-player/
www.musicca.com/chord-player/

DRONE TOOL TO PRACTICE SCALES BY EAR:
www.dronetonetool.com/

METRONOME:
scottsbasslessons.com/groove-trainer
www.onemotion.com/drum-machine/

RANDOM NOTE GENERATOR FOR FRETBOARD MEMORIZATION:
www.therandomscalemachine.com/index.html
random.bretpimentel.com/

>tfw i can still make the money jump anytime i feel like it

>esl typo

see what i mean?

https://youtu.be/ib2cU8S1VoI?si=a_bMPGfLrpuhq-Gu

>>130126905
Didn't listen, don't care

10t post

>>130126698
>another OP missing the links
I'm out. Have fun with the schizo spamming the thread to death making it unusable.

hee hee hee

only a p bass could save this general

My Rickenbacker with chromes will suffice

>>130126918


https://youtu.be/wM6xz6jP3wY

we can talk about your rickenbacker when you no longer ruin your jam sessions

Going back to a cheap strat and a solid state combo amp. Fuck it.

dead general
>>130126937
k seeya n 20mins

>>130127098
DID listen DO care

>all the samefagging ITT

Every board needs IDs like /biz/ and /pol/, this shit is ridiculous.

>>130124312
huh not sure how I missed that. must not have expanded the deacription. Thanks anon. If it doesnt sell in a bit Ill lowball him.

>>130127137
but anon then how would our pedo mod troon overlords in tel aviv reply to themselves in their /a/ loli threads without anyone noticing? think before you post next time

this board is made up of only 5 people endlessly samefagging to make it appear to have activity to an outsider. there are no real discussions on this board is all just fake and contrived nonsense from the same 5 people

woke up early today, practiced blue bossa, now i'm listening to kind of blue while i continue my win streak on chess.com
i love concerta

>>130127112
bro at least get a marshall dsl5cr

>>130127189
no one cares about post count though except the schizo

>one /gg/ rickenbacker owner is a black man who has sex with men
>the other /gg/ rickenbacker owner is a married white man who owns guns and property
the duality of ricks

>>130127225
>>one /gg/ rickenbacker owner is a black man who has sex with men
when was this ever stated?

>>130127225
No one cares bud

>>130127242
when he talked about getting head from a femboy a couple weekends ago
>>130127243
another /gg/ poster who has sex with men

>>130127225
The married white guy is actually married to the black man and when they have gay sex they like to call it the dickencracker

>>130127215
pedo mods don't allow you to be a janny unless they're sure you're either a pedo or pedo adjacent. if the ip you submit your janny application on doesn't show up regularly in the /kpop/ general logs they won't even consider your application

>>130127189
I can't function throughout the day without 10 updates from the Rickenigger.
If I don't know what kind of strings he's using right now, or what stupid guitar he plans on buying this week, or what retarded questions he's going to ask his teacher today... my day is in shambles.

>>130127215
based, but also i worry this >>130127277
is the case. i applied to be a mod on /k/ years ago and didnt even get a reply

>>130127258
>dickencracker
>>130127283
>Rickenigger
I hate to admit it but this actually made me laugh out loud.

>>130127290
the only way you could realistically get on as a janny would be to join the irc and share cp. if you're not willing to incriminate yourself within their network they're not going to trust you. 4chan really is a spook honeypot and its servers are located in isreal

>>130127334
they will delete this kek and i will likely get a warning for replying to you

>>130127343
If they do that means its canon

The current tranny janny we have now is awesome, I don't know what you dipshits are complaining about. Xir lets me get away with murder lmao

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Practice spot at my moms while I wait for my car at the shop

>>130127334
Same shit as on the darkweb. Glowniggers use cheese pizza as some kind of gate to keep non-psychopaths out of the information spaces where they conduct state level business. If you don't partake then you're an outsider and a trespasser.
>it's a big club and you ain't in it

>>130127387
why does your car being in the shop mean you practice at your moms
do you live in your car

>>130127387
nice vornado fan, i like those. hows your reading coming along

>>130127387
>not your dad's
>the fire alarm chirping in the background
blacks are a meme race

>>130127433
Probably makes more sense to say that he was staying at his moms and his car broke down so he cant get home until after that

>autistic nigger talking to himself again

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>>130127484

>>130127484
be the change you want to see in the thread
-tsun gibson

>>130127484
>he stopped replying to himself when Anon pointed it out
Weird. I wonder if he thought it wasn't noticeable?

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play acoustic
no cables
no electricity
no effects

>>130127433
Repair shop is walking distance from her house. I can do some chores around her house and practice. If my drummer isn't busy we could possibly jam since I'm close to him.

>>130127440
Good i can finally read the bass clef from G to A.

>>130127591
>slotted classical style headstock
>12th fret neck joint
>mahogany top
>rosewood fretboard
Vomit. Everything about this shitbox is disgusting.

holy mirroring the projection

when the fuck did all this "everyone here is a samefag because… because i said so, okay?" shit start happening. is there even anything to back this up or is it just schizophrenic conjecture?

>>130127591

whats in the fender case?

>>130127189
>this board is made up of only 5 people endlessly samefagging to make it appear to have activity to an outsider. there are no real discussions on this board is all just fake and contrived nonsense from the same 5 people
Where's the lie

>>130127659
>holy mirroring the projection
can we get that in english cheif

>>130127673
the evertune dude, and no I'm not summoning him; also it's pretty much always been like in some shape or form across any general across any board

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how would a 1h practice routine look for you? no noodling or playing songs, actual practice.

>>130127715
If it was up your ass you'd know

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For me it's guitarra Condor™ CLP2-2T in vintage sunburst finish

>>130127674
the Master of Jazz

Amplitube, TH-U, Guitar Rig, or something else?
I know NeuralDSP is popular, but they're always about a specific artist's sound so I don't know which one I would have to use if I just want to go in any direction.

>>130127827
A better question would be who gives a fuck

>dead again
lol lunch break's over wagies back in the cage

>>130127827
>NeuralDSP
>specific artist's sound
kinda true; but if I had to recommend something it would be Archetype Petrucci, it's really versatile:
>4 amps: piezo, clean, lead and rhythm
>cab sims + you can load your own IRs
>5 pre-amp fx: wah, overdrive, chorus, phaser and flanger
>3 post-amp fx: chorus, delay, reverlb
>extras: transposer, doubler, metronome, tuner, midi programable

I would only recommend something else if you know for a fact you will only play cleans or chugging 24/7. Otherwise there's no excuse to just grab that plugin and forget about gearfagging

>>130127840
great question. and as you might have already gleaned from me asking, I give a fuck. hope that clears things up.

>>130127877
I'll look into that one, thanks. The other one I was looking at was Archetype Cory Wong X.

>>130127948
>Archetype Cory Wong X
excellent choice too, I bought the Cory Wong X too cause I already had my chugging and leads covered, I wanted something more cleans specialized and it also had the DI processor for bass (which I also play) so it was a no brainer for me

>>130127715
45 mins deliberate composition, 15 mins of ear training/improvisational jamming to random song playlist

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New Harley Bentons are dropping tomorrow! I wanna snag one right away. The only worry I have is that there's gonna be something on the first shipment that the second will have to fix. But beyond that, I see no reason not to go for one right away. Been looking forward to these for a while now, the specs are top notch. Just don't know yet what color options will they have for hardtail models.

>>130128185
>composition
>jamming to random song
so 0 minutes practice

How do you repeat the same melody for an entire song if the chord changes?
Say I have a melody based around E & A but the chord progression moves past those 2 chords

>>130128345
yeah you stop practicing scales and technique when you already have them down

>>130128401
Composition isn't learning scales/technique lol
>>130128345
Playing songs will teach you technique, it might not be deliberate or as efficient but you'll learn more playing songs so long as you understand why you're doing waht you're doing.

>>130128450
i didnt say that it was

>>130128401
I agree with this, not everyone needs or wants to be a super shredder. There's a point where you have enough for the type of music that interests you.

>>130128246
if i wanted news about the latest products i would subscribe to the same shit you got this thumbnail from. get the fuck out of here you advertisement parroting robot

>>130128685
Actually I got that thumbnail from a namm yt vid from last year, not the place I got the release announcement from. And I was posting that in the excitement of the new guitar I wanted to buy finally being released. Eat my shit you whimsiless retard, I hope your next guitar arrives with a warped neck. Just kidding, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even a dipshit like you.

>>130128805
>bag labelled whimsy
>look inside
>consumerism

I'm in the market for an acoustic guitar on the cheaper side - I want a really nice acoustic but I don't have the room for it (temperature fluctuates too much)
I like Gibsons but I feel they're too dark/warm sounding to be versatile, any recommendations? Preferably all wood.
Also, how big of a difference in sound is there between a cheap acoustic and an expensive one

>>130127707
One guy posting his evertune triggered the schizo this badly? That was 2 weeks ago

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>>130127258
I will not take this slander saar, I only have unprotected sex with my (white) wife saar not other men saar I am not a gay saar

>>130128979
>>130128805
>>130128381
>>130128246
>bot spam
dead website

>>130129039
>shoots his tone knob off

>>130129041
retard

>>130127673
do you even need to ask there's no rhyme or reason to it at all

I wish Gibson won against PRS, they waited too long

>>130129168
Based Gibson Chad

>>130129135
>>130129034
>>130127707
>>130127673
>samefagger hates his samefagging being called out

Or you could just stop doing it? How stupid are you that you think nobody can spot it when you make it so obvious?

Retard.

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>>130129039
>no 1911
>no real les paul

>>130129397
>1911
I had a 1928 commercial production Colt for a long time but sold it a couple years ago. My Hi Power scratches my 1911 itch but if I ever buy another 1911 it’d be another older commercial COLT brand COLT
>real Les Paul
Specials are my favorite by far, no maple cap for me thanks

>>130129568
God killed jmb before the hi power could end his win streak

>>130129568
if you had a real amp you'd need a real les paul but you don't so you don't

i don't understand being into guns as a hobby. you're just shooting at inanimate objects. it's like if i bought a guitar but i can only plug it into an amp if my life is in danger

>>130128685
Stop replying to third worlders, giving it attention only makes it worse.

Should I feel bad for liking Duo Sonics? I saw one at a store and now I got the itch for one

>>130129039
>.22
You could shoot me twelve times with that toy at point blank range and I'd still be able to easily kill you and your entire family with my bare hands before your neighbors called the police.

>>130128899
Wouldn't consumerism be buying Gibbys and Fenders and other pricey brands? Or is consumerism buying literally anything?

https://voca.ro/1TMfr1iXn0VB

Lets all be honest, /gg/ would be better off as a gun general from now on. Lets make it happen.

>>130129914
was it not? what did the Gs stand for, again?

>are you discussin/gg/ /gg/uitar?
>[ _ ] yes
>[ _ ] no

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Hello /gg/, I am new to learning guitar. How long until I am able to play Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd?

>>130130017
If it was up your ass you'd know

>>130130017
bout tree fiddy

i concur with "jesus fucking christ"

uh... janny? clean up on isles 7

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Who posted an Evertune this time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-UeRXyqE0A

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrNbOxHYv5g

>my guitars are shit
>my amps are shit
>my playing is shit
>my guns are shit
>my hobbies are shit
>my interests are shit
>my favorite bands are shit
>my favorite guitarists are shit
But I’m still white so he’ll yeah gonna continue liking what I like he’ll yeah
https://youtu.be/loJSBiYh5xo

I don't own any guns because I'm mentally unstable and might kill myself

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I hate boomer guitars so much it's unreal.

>>130130299
he’ll yeah

I’m thinking about biting the bullet and pulling the trigger on a new guitar. I don’t mind giving it a shot, but just want to make sure that what I get is up to caliber, you know. if I’m off target just shoot me a (you)

>>130130313
Leo got it right the first time, dude.
Think about it.

>shoot guns a lot without earpro
>play guitar a lot through a dimed amp without earpro
>constang tinnitus
Why is this schizo shouting buns over and over?

Electric guitars have no tone. It's all in the pickups.

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...sure /gg/ot real quiet in here all of a sudden, didn't it?

L M F A O

M

F

A

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>>130129701
Nah they're cool. They use strat pickups so there's a ton of options for them.

>>130127827
NAM mogs them all and is open source

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>>130130268
So, guns?

>>130130479
NAM sucks, a thousand mid captures you have to play with to sound good instead of simply crank the amp

>>130130489
User error. You can't afford a good sounding amp anyway.

>>130130481
hee hee hee

I’ve noticed that when a guitar is in the op instead of a bass, the thread is shit

test

>>130130535
There's no guitar in the op though only a gibson

>>130130535
the thread is shit

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>>130127433
Geez. How about we focus on the music instead of constantly looking for ways to cut other people down?
That just wreaks of insecurity and immature hostility

>>130130571
>wreaks
idiot esl

>1/3rd of the thread just disappeared
kek based janny

you know you're one of the good ones when your post gets deleted but you don't get a warning or nothin

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>>130127636
You are a failure as a human being

>>130130571
i was just asking a question anon the post didn't make any sense to me

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>>130127715
You obviously know the answer you wanna hear so why don’t you just tell us?

>>130130596
amen. don’t post your life story if you don’t want attention

>>130130582
No one got a warning, dumbass. 4chan is dying, they can't afford to lose a single poster at this point.
>there are only 5 losers ITT
>and not 1 more

>>130130017
Depends on how much time you put in but you should be able to play the chord structure as songs within a year.
The solos will take longer probably
It’s terribly fair because you get back what you put in.
Don’t worry about it too much just enjoy yourself and keep going and you’ll get there eventually.

>>130130629
And I am at least three of those remaining posters

>>130130313
Then don’t buy one
Why I waste your time being mad about Boomer guitars?
What do you think that you don’t like them so no one else should have them?
That’s stupid and it’s not gonna happen

>>130130629
it's funny because it's true

>>130130649
ESL moment

>>130130292
You might be unstable, but you’re not dumb.
Take care of yourself anon

>>130127137

>>130130313
I know the Strat is a masterpiece of ergonomics and manufacturing but the LP just has class to it, sorry fender-weenies.
(Tele is slightly better than a strat but it's a janky, sharp-edged hunk of junk).

>>130130672
diaper post

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>>130130672
Based fellow Gibson Chad

>>130130629
pretty soon the entire site will be a counterintelligence war between paid shills bots and glowies

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>>130130574
Case in point
If you can only feel good about yourself by putting other people down, then your sense of self-worth it’s severely messed up

>>130130699
>it's

>>130130672
i don't quite like how a Strat looks, but I'll be damned if it doesn't play and sound exactly how I want a guitar to play and sound

>>130130629
>and none of those 5 can play
grim

>>130130596
Fair enough.
If I misunderstood, then it was my bad.
I just get tired of seeing people on here looking for ways to be as horrible as they can.
Thanks for the clarification and sorry if if I mistook you’re intention

>>130130722
>you're
retard

>>130130722
just because there's a hostile schizo ITT doesn't mean everyone is suddenly hostile everything is ok bud

>>130130656
Music is my first language

>>130130727
kek english is hard

>>130130736
You'd think you'd be better at it then.

You're means 'you are'. It's called a 'conjunction'.

Get it right, sarrs.

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>>130130743
I’m a better musician than you will ever be.

>>130130760
Fuk yer mahma

>>130130771
>pile of CONSOOMED funko pops that never gets touched

>>130130771
>not even a Waza tuner
Sad.

>>130130771
All I know is when you see a pic of a pedal collection online it means the posters spent way more time shopping than they ever have playing.

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>>130130788
Wrong

>>130130807
kek this
>they come to take pics of your pedalboard = real motherfucker
>you took the pic yourself = you ain't shit and never will be

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>>130130807
You don’t know a goddamn thing.

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>>130129568
Based

>>130130807
>this post trigger the ngmi bad
Based

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>it doesn't like boardposting

>anon points out consoomer can't play
>consoomer proceeds to seethe hard about i
Really maked you think.

>>130130866
>earthquaker
>literaly the gayest pedal company in existence
sorry anon but you are gay

>>130130911
sorry anon but i don't think about men buttfucking other men when i look at a pedal

>>130130898
“Consumer” in question here
I started teaching guitar professionally at 15.
I have delivered thousands of performances for paying audiences.
I have built two successful recording studios and engineered hundreds of professional recordings
I was on staff at electric lady studios
I’m not famous but I have spent my life as a professional musician.

What have you done?

>>130130898
wdym he posted a voca, wait no he didn’t he just posted more gear without a timestamp

>>130130924
It’s ok anon I’m sure you’ll get even more earthquaker pedals during their annual big gay giveaway!

>>130130866
>>130130837
>>130130818
>>130130771
nta but what is this supposed to prove? that you bought some shit? so what? post your playing or stfu

>>130130946
i've posted my playing plenty of times in /gg/ and people liked it. the answer to your question is in the post you replied to

>>130130946
He never will.

>>130130943
i've never heard of that but i can guess why you have

>>130130959
lol….

>>130130930
>>130130959
>it was real in my mind
Kek
See >>130130932 >>130130946
We're waiting

>>130130946
All my playing is on other people’s records. I don’t want to dox them on 4chan
You’re correct. it doesn’t prove anything about my talent.
It is fairly reflective of the fact I’ve dedicated my life to music.
I earned every bit of this by making music.
I can’t be awful at it.

>>130130930
Actual malding in action

>>130131005
>still no voca
lmao
yep
i'm in /gg/ alright

This is me btw >>130131023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbhCPt6PZIU

>>130131005
come on anon even i have a voca
https://voca.ro/1jtr7YUwrt2Y

>>130127787
Is sam really back? Rumors say he was killed in a motorcycle accident. I want to believe :C

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I believe you’ve posted a voca before, but you can’t seriously expect me to believe that /gg/ liked it

hey, where'd everyone /gg/o? i thou/gg/ht we were /gg/onna discuss /gg/uitar? what happened?

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bro who the fuck is spraying these bursts at gibson? two years from now there will be no burst

>>130131040
Sounds like ass.

>>130131079
lol wtf is that

>>130131049
It's fucking weird, I went to look for his pic in the archive earlier today and I ran across this deleted post:

https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/96647838/#q96651818

Where it talks about him being dead. This was back in 2020 so it had to be him saying this about himself.

Motherfucker was clairvoyant lmao

>>130131050
if you ride the waves of /gg/ anons will gas you up just to make another poster jealous, you'll catch on

>>130131040
SICK voca
this dude fucks

>>130131079
bootyhole burst

>>130131097
apparently its called the century collection, they all look like that

>>130131079
That's actually based as fuck if that's supposed to be a vintage spec acoustic. That's how they used to do sunburst finishes in the late 1800s and the early 1900s. It means someone at at Gibson is paying attention.

>>130131148
The check is in the mail buddy.

>>130131156
kek too bad you can't say the same for yourself or you might could afford a gibson amirite

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>you might could

>>130131176
+7K
You're next post will defend relicing

>>130131176
nta but people like vintage instruments because they used good lumber and had quality construction. at least gibson got the poorly applied finish right, i guess

learned to play my first song on bass yesterday all the way through

thanks rocksmith

>>130131176
>this 1 post got 3 poverty seethe posts in response
Beyond based ratio

>>130131023
>>130131040

Fine

Here

https://vocaroo.com/16DOgUUvgrHP

>>130131259
Work on your intonation I think you're pressing the frets too hard.

>>130131252
don’t reply to yourself, it’s unbecoming

>>130131098
His condor guitarra gave him clairvoyancy, I'm not surprised. He was flying high in the astral plane looking down the entire history at the four dimentions of the block universe

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Is there a better pair than guitars and onaholes?

>>130131209
>when a 3rd worlder who has never once touched a vintage instrument and can't play for shit has no idea why real players actually like vintage guitars

There it is. That's the good stuff.

>>130131209
>they used good lumber and had quality construction
ACTUAL larp lmao

>>130131288
well go on then, post your vintage instruments

>>130131296
I can afford new instruments tyvm

>>130131202
>in /gg/ $7k is an unimaginable amount of money
just imagine its brazillan real instead, that might make you feel better

>>130131308
*only

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Fuck scales, spider walking and music theory. That shit is for bedroom guitarists who will never achieve anything. Real men stick to open chords, power chords and sliding up and down the fretboard on one string. No women will ever fuck you and nobody will listen to your 20 monthly listener fusion jazz and blues garbage faggots. Get a job.

>>130131398
this. the bass makes the song

>>130131408
>song
pop ass fagggot

>>130131102
>tfw remembering how hard jcope used to seethe when i'd praise sam's vocas over his and disparage every effort he made
lmao i used to laugh so hard watching him trying to win. i still have the screenshot where it finally broke him
>and he never opened /gg/ ever again

>>130131288
>why real players actually like vintage guitars
Real players have sig models that are likely less than 20 years old let alone 50

>>130131434
This would be a great point if you had any idea what you were talking about. What a shame.

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lmfao here it is i knew i still had it somewhere

>>130131473
lol thanks for sharing

>>130131473
>>130131473
meds

>jcm900fag
I saw him here this year

>>130131493
he was here like last week i thought briefly

I've always been a CRATE man

>>130131493
this
he showed up and posted some real cumshittin' music

calm down bud, it'll be ok i promise

>>130131525
Based. My first amp was a cheap 120w 2x12 Crate combo. Still got it.

JC120fag won

>>130131551
No he didn’t, his sideways amp finally blew up from being used sideways too often.

>>130131552
meds troon

>>130131544
Which would be fascinating if anyone gave a fuck

>>130131552
I hope he learned his lesson

>>130131555
It wouldn't even if someone did, which they don't

why’s everyone always so ne/gg/ative in here all the fuckin time

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>jazz chorus
Today I will remind them

I dunno man I love guitar pickups

>>130131573
>browndog
/gg/ appropriate

>>130131580
my favorite guitar pickup is "hey bitch need me to tune your g-string?"

>>130131551
>i don't even know who this particular loser you're referrin/gg/ to is
the current peanut /gg/allery lineup is made up of bei/gg/e nothin/gg/s with no personality or fi/gg/ht
>'tis like takin/gg/ candy from a baby

>>130131592
That's a dirty one

>>130131592
And her response is you look like the kinda guy who likes playing solos.

>>130131598
Hey I am not beige Saar

>>130131612
my bad, i for/gg/ot lmao

So I started playing guitar three years ago, when do I start getting pussy? Kinda tired of grinding for zero snatch over here

>>130131629
I've been playing for 20 years and got pussy two (2) times but she had aspergers so it doesn't really count

>>130131629
women are incapable of deciding if music is good on their own. you need to perform in some capacity where a third party has validated your music. like playing at a gig

>>130131645
Women don't sleep with guitarists because they like the music, they do it because they know the fingerbanging will be kino.

>>130131629
playing guitar is more for getting bussy these days. check guitar channels on youtube if you don't believe me

>>130131651
wrong. women gravitate towards men who have perceived value. only then do they want you to fingerbang them

I need my zoomer crush to recognize my skills and fall for me...

>>130131655
Or take one good look at /gg/ amirite

YEESH

I actually can't fucking stand musicians speaking of bussy. They're all so far up their own trooney asses and none of them care about the music they play.

>>130131684
speaking of bussy...

Another dogshit thread. Kill yourselves.

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>>130131704
hey....

>>130131729
>bridge pickup too far away from the bridge so it'll sound like shit
>no ring for the neck humbucker
>ugly black humbucker ring clashing with the white pickguard
>rosewood fretting on a tele
>gay ass troon colour
Vomit.

>>130131770
LMAO you typed all that shit
it's a tele
it's dogshits by default

>>130131729
>clay inlays
>black switch tip clashing with the white pickguard
I keep looking at it and vomiting.

>>130131729
>nickel plated steel saddles clashing with the chrome
>control plate not reversed so you can do volume swells
I'm vomiting so much I'm becoming dehydrated.

I don't need more plugins but I want more...is this how gear fags consoomers feel?

>>130131729
>small vintage frets
>22 fret neck on a tele
>vintage fretboard radius
I'm not gonna make it, tell my family I love them.

I got my father in law a DAI, gonna get get him set up on reaper and turn him loose. he’s a lifelong self taught keys player and we jam together every week. going to be a fun time

>>130131873
No one cares bud

>>130131883
thanks for the bump friend

>>130131888
I thanked your mother for a bump last night

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>deadens tonewood decreasing harmonic resonance and sustain
>sucks out all top end shimmer and sends it straight to ground, muddying your signal
>doesn't eliminate 60 cycle hum

>>130131903
>tonewood
not a real thing

>>130131900
>wanting my sloppy seconds

>>130131841
More like plugins your ass amirite

>>130131770
>rosewood fretting
lmao

>>130131903
lol this is the first time i noticed that leo tried to copy gibson's bridge design with two posts sunk into the body, he must've heard a les paul sustaining like a motherfucker and realized his bridge designs were shit

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>>130131567
Right?

You’d think people got paid for being jerks

>>130131981
That’s aftermarket, stock ones are just two holes and the bridge sits in the holes and rocks back and forth

>>130131981
>even Leo Fender himself wanted his guitars to sound more like Gibsons
That's kinda fucked up if you think about it.

>>130131988
Just ignore them anon, or play along making fun of yourself. Pretend to be retarded then they can’t insult you with words you don’t know.

Electric "Guitars" don't have sounds they're shitplanks with magnetic pickups capturing string sounds. The wood and accessories do nothing.

>>130131903
shimmer is in the pickups not the cavity

>believing some random goober on /gg/ instead of believing the man the myth the legend Mr Paul Reed Smith
Sure thing buddy

>>130131988
stop, it'll be ok. the mean words on the the screen can't really hurt your butt. it's all in your mind ok? you butt is safe, believe me

>>130131567
it's just the theme of this whole website. Themed [consoom/contrarian/coom/rage] posts.

People here don't play the guitar (or do anything of value with their time really)

>>130132032
>Mr would go out of business if he cant sell Les Paul imitations

>>130132032
my butt is fartin'

>>130132050
#btfo

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Any Goontarists around?

You're only getting upset because you know they're right.

>>130132064
this is cp pedo MODS

>>130132045
>People here don't play the guitar (or do anything of value with their time really)
Tru dat homie

>>130132064
>heat hawk strat
Awesome but the real ones are in chucklefuck purple

>>130132064
>SSS with an ibanez headstock
la mow

>>130132045
...ummmm excuse you? that's why we love it
>4chan: [consoom/contrarian/coom/rage]
you'd best start believing in blissful dystopian disassociation, you're experiencing it incorrectly

once again, only the bass posters have kept this thread on topic

>>130132208
>guitar general
>bass
>on topic
lemo

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>>130132041
It’s your soul

>>130132276
souls are jewish make believe. we live in the age of reason, grow up

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>>130132032
PRS will be the next big brand to go under.

>>130126698
I'd rather have any of the 4 expensive amps in the background of the picture then the Shitson guitar. Amps are what matter, not some $7k planker

>>130132365
That's a cool fantasy but let's just be real here for a moment: the truth is you couldn't afford anything in that pic at all so why bother seething about it?

>>130132405
you’ve gotten really good at typing this. I think it’s all your rehearsal in the mirror