Katharsis edition.old: >>130135715FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
No faggots this time
Blasts
who is your favourite wholesome metal chungus, r/shreddit?
Shalom my dear friends, what are we listening to right now?
Rod Stewart invented metal.
>>130151454J-dawg
>>130151436
Phil Tougas saved metal, fucking genius
>>130151479why did you make that? grim
J Dawg's son (not raised by him)
>>130151495it's one of his own thumbnails
New Plague Goblin / Dungeon Lord split was pretty hype.
>>130151518nice slop
>>130151518if you're just gonna do something generic that any fantasy artist could draw then i really don't see the point of using ai
>>130151504his wife must've made it. grimmer
>>130151562Stop watching porn.
Phil Toogay spreads AIDS by playing aggressively homosexual music, everyone who listens is infected
>>130151590The new Worm and the last Chthe'ilist ep are good.
>>130151528>>130151556>anything I don't like is AI sloppa!!!Tired of this argument
>>130151618it's very clearly ai
>>130151269 #Because Japan is still Japanese, they're not forced to share their country with 40 million blacks and 100 million Latinos that prefer primal jungle rhythm music. If this offends, idc. Japanese music and culture fucking mogs while they're essentially still copying white culture.
>>130151650Not metal.
>>130151687Incorrect. https://youtu.be/Cuz3t3eUqVs?si=nxzVb2dYtCxh563T
>>130151645The music sounds real, and better than anything posted so far this thread.
>>130151693>Scott Ian Rosenfeld song
>>130151650>>130151693Stop killing the thread you fucking runt, you are even worse than |-|
>>130151723So? Jews can be based. >>130151726I'm going to post vocaroos if you don't get off my dick you little worm
>>130151650Based and correct
>>130151744Heil.
I just don't understand the concept of """""""""metalheads"""""""""" that are actually piss babies who get offended easily and run away from thread because they see a post they don't like. Joyless twats that should listen to something else.
>>130151798Cool strawman
>>130151723Billy Milano wrote the lyrics.It's ironic that Rosenfeld's people were forced to speak English when they entered the US.
Day 64 waiting for Hec's return.
>>130151818Your hair looks like a straw man
Anyone know what shitty slam band the camo shirt is? I can't read.
>>130151837what's that?
>>130151855Its a hardcore band called ingrown
>>130151855>>130151878This. The name refers to the band member's penises.
>>130151602Wtf. How is he in so many good and distinct projects?
>>130151893kek
Whomst wants to upload a zip of the new Necropole? I’m on vacation and don’t have soulseek
>>130151878I hate women so much
>>130151734>>130151798Post some vocaroos and kill the general further, faggot
Otaku culture hasn't produced a single good metal album.
>>130151961Maybe later faggot, but you have to join me or i won't do it ok
>>130151798I agree w/ you, fuck these stuck-up prudes \m/
>>130151937Cause you will never be one? I don't see the point in showing us your chart, my friend
>>130151972You're a real one bro :) metal is about being immune to getting offended and doing your thing whether people like it or not
>>130151971You are a literal faggot, possibly retarded as well
>>130152023Sup dad, shitposting on /metal/ again? Lmfao
Kaevum is the greatest band of the century
>>130152040This is my fist going in your face rat chew
>>130152058Correct.
>>130152072Weird faggot
what's so bad about being mestizo anyway? iberian conqueror + noble indigenous american genetics, what's not to love?
>>130152158You probably have a boner
>>130152166Jason Poopsted went off to pout and make his terrible Echobrain album while Robert jumped into Metallica with raw energy and excitement that helped the band carry on. That dude is cool.
I don't really care about race, i mean i grew up American in California. I just don't want to lose metal and rock music, or any of the cool shit that's predominantly made by white artists. And i don't relate to rap culture or speak Spanish. I want a thriving metal scene, good guitar players, and shows to go to.
About to do lots of lsd again. Not sure what to listen to maybe filosofem.
>>130152325dude you should listen to TOOL so trippy
>>130152345I'm not an homosexual, I have to decline.
I will listen to ToolI will drop the acid I will hold hands with a guyI'm not afraid of life
Hajduk is transcendent
>>130152173Nah I probably will bother going somewhere else more entertaining and with less sus faggot vibes however
>>130152414lol whatever
>>130151436Finally giving this a chance.
Where are chuds getting their infinite supply of the best riffs in metal from?
>>130152480Stormfront forums.
>>130151902I haven't come across that one. Thanks
>>130151828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1YO6WWDaE4
>>130152595Not metal.
>>130152480Valhalla.
>>130152480mainlining pozzed loads directly into their bloodstream
HIVarg
>>130152684I think you meant "HEIL"
>>130152692HEIL
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130152443Make sure to wear a warm jacket.
>>130152744Shalom
Varg is straight and has six children
>>130152480Esoteric Hitlerism
>>1301527658 children.8 for 8.
>>130151436Don't talk shit about Jason Newsted. This rules.
>>130152435The face of /metal/
https://voca.ro/110mX6iY0heQ
Who is the better Arghoslent clone, House of Atreus or Grenadier?
>moggs the fuck out of zoomers
>>130152943Shalom
SOME SAY SHE'S NAIVE SHE'S A STUPID BITCH
But Chuck did give the best head...
>>130153012Usurpr. This song fuckshttps://youtu.be/KNDVMZYoSvI
>>130153064HEIL
>>130153050No one under the age of 50 is listening to that diaper disaster
>>130153056https://voca.ro/1hzhyuWoAoWM
>>130153101Correct
>>130153187Looks like some poseur shite
Does the Diaperton Window shift over time to encompass new bands as they age? I am starting to get major soiled nappy vibes from Darkthrone
>>130153315that's just the scent of anal leakage from how much gay sex you've had
>>130153315It's because Fenriz worships a bunch of diaper rock bands
>>130153315>DarkthroneThe singer of the band was born in 1971 and is way older than anyone here. That is definitely old enough to have a bit of anal leakage.
https://voca.ro/13plCgBOqZyG
>>130153315>new bandsDarkthrone is nearing 40 years old
which genre has the best riffs?>death vs. doom vs. thrash vs. tradnote: BM has no riffs
THERE IS NO HOPEWHY DON'T YOUPULL THE PLUG
This Vocaroo guy has a weak, hissy voice. Literally have to shut him off the moment I realize it's not MZ
>>130153435Be catty and bratty sis, that's very metal of you
>>130153445You really sound like a fag. And that old, crackly laugh from smoking too many cocks.
>>130153487https://voca.ro/18ifTG9s0gxo
post feminine penis
https://voca.ro/19nfujgzwu8Z
RIP Devin (Townsend)
>>130152659That's most metalheads, doesn't explain the high IQ riffs
https://voca.ro/1kkRUJB9Qqgd
>>130153499>>130153508Are you wearing braces or false teeth? You've definitively got a trace of a lisp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j4w3SPHEnYIt's up
>>130153564I have braces, pigtails, I'm looking a lollipop and wearing a propeller head.
>>130153604Weird faggot
https://voca.ro/1iISkgf30KKt
>>130151417Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>130153639Weird faggot
>>130153670meant for >>130153613
>>130153707Weird faggot
>>130153709Correct
in flames is the only good metal band btw
>>130153927Correct.
>>130153927oohhhh.....
>>130153927Enjoy your banhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r6wn47_Vqs
>>130152480not a chud but I can tell you where I go to find riffs I'm sure NOT to listen to and it's r/IsThisSketch
>>130153329It's true. When I saw them open for Behemoth, Fenriz was wearing a UFO shirt and Nocturno Culto had a Blue Cheer patch on his battlevest.
>>130154272>When I saw them open for Behemoth,When have they ever played live?
>>130154292you do realize bands do a little thing called "play live," right?
Creepy faggot general
>>130154709The hottest faggots i know post itt
>>130154726Weirdass faggot lmao
>>130154734Why you fightn it bro? Just admit you want to kiss me.
>>130154709Trust me: you would NOT call me a faggot if you met me in real life, buddy. How would you like it if you woke up to me with my tongue up your ass and my friend sucking your dick? Do not cross me...
>>130151942utterly based
>>130151711artwork is still ai goyslop
Why do people hate this album? They were still badasses in this era. They didn't become pussies until the Reload/St. Anger buttrock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Xm8o0-Lsk
this is some good stuff
>>130151417>>130153639Why do you keep shitting up our thread with your spam?
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
Just combat the spam you don’t like with your own spam. That will set things right
>>130155066its proto saint anger without the nu metal influences. doesnt mean its bad though
>>130155472Probably because xhe gets a rise out of the replies you always give them. If you had the impulse control of a white man and just ignored xer it might eventually stop.
>>130155904So by your logic those NSBM spammers aren't white. We knew that.
>>130156027Matthew is Mexican, correct.
She’s started posting it within 30 seconds of new thread creation. Freakin weirdo.
>>130156051She literally has nothing else to do.
>>130155472>>130155477>>130156027Did you know your people have a gene that makes you 40% more likely to develop schizophrenia and other diseases? Your posts prove it.
>>130156681What does the 4000 instances of nazi spam prove? Lmfao
>>130155125I also enjoyed. Pic somewhat related; it's what I queued up immediately afterwards and it scratched that same itch
>>130156283Poor lass probably just needs a boyfriend
St. Anger is an album that can only be understood by sex havers
>>130156702>>130156720You have never posted about music here. Yet you are here same time every morning. Curious.
>>130156746he's adl or jidf 100%
>>130156702I think you mean 6 million
>>130156746Are ya sure? Lmfao look back at the archives again.
>>130154319Fvlse ones do
>>130156720Correct
This thread is so unbelievably homosexual that it can only be orchestrated from Tel Aviv
>>130156786Why are you replying to your own off-topic posts again, lass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SQ4x4O_T9IAND SISTER, DO NOT PRAY FOR METHERE IS NO FORGIVENESS HEREJUST THE LONGEST AND THE DARKEST NIGHTAND MY PEOPLE'S ENDAND BROTHER, MANY A CROOKED DAY WE SPENTTELLING TALES AND MAKING MYTHSAND SHARPENING OUR TONGUESYET DOING LITTLE BUT GROWING OLD
>>130156790Correct.
>>130156027Correct
>>130153315>>130154272So embarrassing the diaper rock these seminal fogeys worship. They're all really into Kiss for some reason. Yuck!
>>130156793Wrong again. More people than you realize hate you and what you stand for.
>>130151436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2p31tkTho
>>130156805lass>>130156822You are so very naive about how this site works. You're only fooling yourself.
>>130151518slop, wouldn't bother listening to it
>>130156855Not very convincing lol. It'll be ok sweetheart. You'll find a nazi boyfriend somehow, somewhere.
/metal/ is just the /b/ of /mu/ but without tits and the n-word
>>130151528>>130151556>>130156862Do you realize>do you realizehow hard you got trolled?
>>130156892Holy shit your right
NSBM chuds aren't really serious with their hate, they're just trollingSadly, fatass basement dwellers aren't a threat, so the entire scene is one big joke
>>130156746I've asked him the same thing multiple times and the answer is bot-likeFunny he can't point to a single one of his on-topic posts in this thread kek
I think Ratthew's job as a janny is to ruin /metal/
>>130156913I love this spam image
>>130156952See>>130155477
>>130156981cope-spam kek
>>130157013Statement of fact lmfao
>>130156822>More people than you realize hate you and what you stand for.the majority of Americans no longer support your people and that's just the tip of the icebergthe noticing is at record highs and you're in here kvetching about black metal lyrics lmao
>>130157058Americans don't support the Irish? Lmao. You're right! Most Americans love the Nazi idealogy. They wish we lost WWII Lmfao
>>130154726thxxx
Post some more vocaroos and revitalize the general
Black metal is inherently talmudic
>>130157083>still pretending to be Irish while only posting here to fight antisemitismYou were born in America to jewish parents. Why lie? Why hide? Why no music posts?
>>130157174Black people can't create metal music.
>>130157177>pretending/hidingLmao
Nice thread!
>>130157083>Most Americans love the Nazi idealogy.HEIL
>>130157174Correct. Only agents of Zion could create something so intentionally subversive and terrible.
>>130157083You're not Irish.Why did the Embassy of Israel in Dublin close?
>>130151436Mötley Crüe - Too Fast For Love
>>130157252>not IrishWrong Heinz. Dia dhuit
>>130157209it's your fault
>>130157291Answer the question, Chaim?
>>130157291you have claimed to be irish, german, lutheran and from chicagothe last one is the only truthwhy do you refuse to post music here?
>>130151436Any fans in the house?
>>130157329You claim to know a lot about me, dweeb. Do you have a life of your own? Go listen to Striborg. Lmfao
I attempted metalcore and my major issue is that even if a song is mostly good they'll end up doing some weird queer shit in the middle of it ruining the entire thing. Was listening to balmora and I thought okay not terrible then they did some faggy clean vocals bit and they ruined it. It's so close to being an okay subgenre but it cant help but be fucking gay. Back to black and death i suppose.
>>130151942more like blowjob for a cowboy>>130157262based
>>130157370>StriborgThe non-binary guy? Promoting your own again LMFAO
>>130157370>You claim to know a lot about me,>The ironySometimes I stood there thunderstruck.
>>130157393Knew you liked him lmao. Why he was suggested. Get it? Explaining jokes to nazis...fuck's sake lol
>>130157408>K-k-knew you l-l-liked him lmao. W-w-why he w-w-was s-s-s-suggested. G-g-g-get it?
>>130157406>stood there thunderstruck You did that when your boyfriend broke up with you lol
>>130157252I'll take it so: the JQ is big here
Metalheads losing their shit again lol
>>130151436This was pretty good
>>130151436Band name is basically this general
metalheads have you ever been involved in a fight, like physically?
>>130158293No. Best way to win a fight is not getting in one
More JapLARP soon
>>130158450Cool
>>130158293Only school and high‑school fights.
>>130157577based
>>130158293I gave your mom a beatdown with my dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAMaCxw9Utwthis unironically has got to be one of the best black metal songs created, no cap.
>>130151436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqqybg2VETA
>>130151436I like metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H99tg2_pwA
I’m going to see Korn very soon.
Matthew is going down tonight. https://youtu.be/NsuyIhYVLnU?si=ZhcxKIIJsOB59Uxm
>ROCKET>YEAH
>>130160071AIDS already took him down rip
>>130160071>Schizo posts someone else’s pic to announce his own downfallWhat did this faggot mean by that?
>>130160506That's the autism pants guy who's obsessed with matthew
>>130160517It’s you again, posting about yourself, retard. But you’re such a retard you think nobody notices.
>>130160071So embarrassing, what an ugly body and bad fashion sense.
>>130160506Idk what Mathew looks like. He sounds prepubescent and autistic. >>130160539I get more bussy than you
>>130160565His abhorrent rodent visage has been well documented here. Read the room.
>>130160611Ok sorry. Carry on his brother
>>130160539>>130160565>>130160611>>130160622Retard, after such inactivity, you drop such artificial posts to pretend more than one person is posting about you. What are your intentions? Who are you even trying to impress?
>>130160632I'm just here for the metal
>>130160641LOL this guy looks like he watches Nightmare before Christmas and jerks off to the characters
>>130160656Whoa dewd watch it with the slut shaming ok?
>>130160641So the clique sent you. Gotcha
>>130160675Yeah, we activated him a few weeks ago, one of our fiercest warriors
>>130160675We are legion for we are many :3https://youtu.be/re5Xxe4V-a4?si=Vkj9PidshSLqfSOs
>>130160641That’s not you, schizo... but sooner or later it’ll show why you do all this.
>>130160702That's our ringleader, you shall not see him again.
>>130160710We wouldn't see you either if you stayed in /lgbt/
I summon Serbian AI metal! THAT THINGS NOT CUTE!!!! lml
We don't accept Slipknot in the archives because we are elitist, but we WILL respect your pronouns sweaty!
>>130161009Based, we hate Slapnuts and love LGBTQ+++ cuties here.
>>130160641imagine unironically being a twink instead of a musclebound beefcakeleave the hall
>>130161049I`m taking peptides to grow big and muscularI will look like a Manowarrior soon no cap
>>130161110there's a good ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVc8wUBkr24
>>130161110>peptidesit won't work
>>130160747HEIL Halford HEIL SchuldinerHEIL Elton
Crapped the shit prison while blasting Ozzy Osbourne greatest hit albums
>>130161233we love Elton John here
Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool!The twist and mashed potato are no exception to the rule!
>>130161248What's your favorite Elton song?
>>130161265I'm a gay fat faggot is my favorite
>>130161233Slander. Only one of these died of AIDS
>>130161265he may have wrote it at least...
>>130161260I inherited a box of these cards from my brother. Man this brings back memories >>130161282Zazed crapyew>>130161286True>>130161291Bernie Taupin probably wrote it as he was Elton's ghost writer.
And i guess that's why they call it the poos
China and India account for 1/3 of the world's population but have produced zero (0) good metal bands
>>130161358Metal is none of their business.
>>130161358The future is ping poing folk music and bhangr. Seeth.
I support globalism in metal because it's called being a decent person.
>>130161358Kryptos are based as fuck you nasty zoom-zoom.
Death to dissoslop, dissoshit, unriffs, antiriffs, pseudoriffs, and all other false metal
youtu.be/61Y86CVoryk
>>130161412Of course you do, saar.
>>130161436>choosing a frog to represent your viewpoint
>>130161441gougar :DDD
>>130161445My political beliefs align perfectly with George Soros and the Open Society Foundation. We must #stophate in the metal community, and support Israel.
>>130161464I support open borders for Israel
>>130161464UNironically a based take.
>>130161476Israel is fighting all that terrorism in the middle east. We must support their brave effort, also we must put an end to covid racism. >>130161477Thanks UN sister!
I am a freaking black metal juggalo! DONT MESS WITH ME!
>>130161538Israel is the root cause of terrorism in the Middle East. If Israel didn't exist, there would be no need for terrorism. Israel is a cancerous growth and must be excised so the Middle East can be healthy once again.
>>130161550Me TOO >_< if you bully me I'll cum
Look at this stupid meme loving fuck
>>130161558Oh no you are sadly mistaken. As a 1/64th Ashkenazi Jewish metalhead myself, I recognize the threat that antisemitism poses to the metal community. I'm from Beverly Hills, but my family is building a summer house in Gaza that we may have to live in to escape from antisemitism and high taxes.
>>130161585ok Vile Shlomo
>>130161595:( you just hate all jews and want to murder us all ):I give 1/10th of my salary at JP Morgan to HIAS to help settle Gazans and Iranians in the US, particularly red states. It's called tikkun olam and i take it very seriously.
did the Jews kill glam
>>130161630Rap killed glam so yeah.
Retired my dear DSBM project I've had since 2022 yesterday. Recorded a farewell EP the following night high on amphetamine with my wiener out covered in tried olive oil. The smell was awful. Also haven't brushed my teeth in days. Here is a song. God bless.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D3Cn-hOo_Q
>>130161635What are you going to do now? Troon out and blast Yeji's solo album?
>>130161441Is this post metal? No.
>>130161635lmfao
>>130161647im homeless in about 3 months. im not made for the streets and cannot take on the rival hobo rape gangs by myself
>>130161585This post will confuse resident ADL/JIDF
>>130161678;)
I'm a nu metal chad and I look like this
>>130161456Lol
>>130162061wasn't funny
>>130162082You only speak for yourself here :)
Janny is METAL because she never says no when im horny at 3 am
>>130161677Kwab
>>130162097Weird post
>>130162121>>130162121>>130162121
>>130162109Oh i thought i was posting that in the secret core server my bad.
>>130162123Early and off topic.
>>130162123>>130162127Shizo thread
