How did he go from writing the edgiest songs of all time to being the biggest pussy faggot in rap music? Did they kill him and replace him with a clone?
>>130152151He grew up.
>>130152157So growing up means losing all your talent and becoming shitty at your job?
>>130152175lol yes
>>130152151Can't believe I ever liked this queer. ICP were right all along.
>>130152151you can't still be writing slim shady lyrics about raping and killing women when you're in your 40s
>>130152175Raw passion is always better than jaded experience
>>130152224Why not? He was doing it in his 30s.
>>130152151He always was a pussy faggot. Did you not notice that he only ever punched down at celebrities, pop stars, his ex, and lesser names in rap? I mean, at least when 50 was getting bodied in a new beef every week in the 2000s, it was against Jadakiss, Game, Cam'ron, etc. Eminem lost a beef to Mariah Carey. Only his cult-like fans are still giggling at the umpteenth Christopher Reeve joke in 2026.
>>130152175No, but you lose your edge. You can't be an edgy cunt for life. It's cringe after a certain age. He just needs to not do anything or just bankroll new artists and make money off them.
>>130152151beard too weird
>>130152224Jesus, I can't stand people like you. >Ah you shouldn't be doing this when you're this age>You should be doing the thing that society says you should be doing >Meanwhile I'm collecting funko pops and saving up for that yummo new Marvel figurineo! Uppercut yourself
>>130152247He is currently 53 years old.
>>130152151>edgiest songslol
>>130152151There's old album art that's like "i don't give a F@#$" where fuck is precensored. He was always like that anon. He made music for children but marketted as if it was for adults. The whole frame is a bunch of 12 year olds listened thinking they were breaking the rules
>>130152274What he's doing now is way more cringe though.
>>130152151not music
>>130152274He is a pussy, he is being a corporative pussy all his life.He only "writes" what is convenient in the current moment.The edgyfag lord persona was convenient in 00s the same way the sensible persona is convenient in the 20s.>No, but you lose your edge. You can't be an edgy cunt for lifeCounterpoint.
>>130152151Watch Eminem videos in the early 2000s, he was a massive pussy and only hit the celebrities>>130152249This
>>130152151He did write some non safe-edgy shit on his last record. But it doesn't really matter, because the guy is old. It's just not the same having grandpa rap about edgy shit. When he was in his 20s, it was thematically coherent. This disturbed angry young male who was also emotionally complex, intelligent, and dripping with style was appealing. Now it's either just try-hard stuff by desperately trying to go back to his glory days, or trying to reinvent himself and failing spectacularly.
>>130152212Based.I still wear my Ringmaster ICP shirt.
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>>130156465What was "edgy" about his last album? He spent most of it doing a stock boomer rant about how Gen Z is totally going to "cancel" him any minute now. With how much energy he spent on that nonsense, you'd think he did something actually transgressive like naming the jew, but no, of course he'll never have the balls to go there. The best he could do was dedicating half the lyrics to Bruce Jenner, to the point where he starts sounding like a tranny chaser in denial, and some corny jokes about Megan's foot that were almost as bad as when Nicki tried it.Eminem hasn't had a genuine countercultural thought in his life. People got the bizarre impression that he was "badass" for swearing a lot while looking like a Backstreet Boy and for whining endlessly about Kim.
>>130152224He made relapse his edgiest album when he was in his late 30s
>>130152212>>130156669Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root BeerAnd call themselves "Clowns" 'cause they look queerFaggy 2 Dope and Silent GayClaiming Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck outAsk 'em about the club they was at when they snuck outAfter they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out(Ah!) Ducked down and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow!Look at y'all running your mouth againWhen you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10And I don't need help, from D12, to beat up two femalesIn make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim AnusI don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
>>130158431How was Relapse edgy? Musically, it was Radio Disney shlock with him doing accents on every song like a cartoon character. Lyrically, the horrorcore gimmick had long since lost any shock value by 2009. Relapse is the kind of album that Watsky or Logic would make if they wanted to LARP as a tough guy.
>havent heard of this dude in decades>randomly check out some of his latest "music">corniest lamest low energy shit i've heard in forevercant believe its the same guy who used to write shit like kimdid he have a stroke or something? he got that lifeless fluoride stare since mid 2000sthe moment he stoped dyeing his hair blonde all the life got sucked out of him
>Impregnated then shoot up the embryo sac with MAC-10s>It's past your curfew when it's dark, I'm searching for you in the park>Shady murdered him another virgin, he just hit his mark>He met his quota for the month, they found Dakota all rolled up>Inside a bag, he probably dragged the body for about a block>Disappeared without a trace, no DNA, no, not a drop>There's a baby in the dryer, there's a torso in the washer>I think it might even belong to Portia when I tossed her>Arms and legs in the garbage, 'cause the rest of her, I lost her>Her head is in the disposal with Jessica's, I squashed her>And put her through the wringer and hung her over the wash tubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1qZRUQt_4c
>>130158391You think "naming the jew" is the edgiest thing you can do? Lmao, everyone irl, left or right or center whatever, everyone already knows and agrees. The only thing about "naming the jew" is it gets contracts cancelled and fucks with your money. It is only controversial to the banks.
>>130158391I liked the midget jokes. I hadn't even realized how long I'd gone without hearing midget jokes until I heard him doing them.
>>130159605>The only thing about "naming the jew" is it gets contracts cancelled and fucks with your money.Yes, if saying something can fuck up your whole career to that extent, then you are transgressing the acceptable norms of your industry by still saying it. If it wasn't controversial, then Kanye wouldn't have experienced any downsides to his career by saying it. Kind of like how nothing happens whenever Marshall makes his gazillionth "edgy" joke about the guy who played Superman 40 years ago and pats himself on the back for being so stunning and brave.Also, most normalfags were still in denial when Kanye said what he said. It's only recently that public opinion on all sides of the aisle has shifted away from mindless Israel worship.
>>130159749You probably bitch and whine about South Park too.
>>130159749>public opinion on all sides of the aisle has shifted away from mindless Israel worship.public opinion on the left*. republicans still fellate israel
>>130159793I haven't watched South Park in probably 20 years. Couldn't even tell you if it's still on or not.>>130160035Only with boomers and the paid-off politicians (which is also the case on the left). Younger generations on the right are increasingly taking a negative view of Israel, it's just not quite as pronounced as it is on the left yet.
>>130159749I wouldn't say that is edgy. It is a goofy situation. Saying something everyone and their grandma and daughters know about and support, but if you bring it up you lose shit loads of money and a few talking heads pop up saying "you cant do that" for a while. It is some weird HR culture shit. I guess that is transgressive though, as it is bankroll suicide but yeah, i want something actually edgy. Someone needs to make a 2026 version of "show me the way" by mac dre. Lmaohttps://youtu.be/G2mxIsCHciQ?si=Et_QDTwId9leHiu9
>>130160170>Younger generations on the right are increasingly taking a negative view of Israelyeah...i don't see it or believe it. especially when taking this site into consideration. rightoids are terrified of having any common ground with the left.
>>130152151creative people don't like doing the same thing forever.also, he grew as a person. obviously you never have and never will, but people coming from a fucked up background enjoy putting it behind them and becoming more mentally healthy.
HE DEFEATED TRUMP WITH HIS SICK RHYMES, WHAT MORE CAN HE ACCOMPLISH?
>>130152151white boi syndromeall the timmies can have it sadly
>>130158391>you'd think he did something actually transgressive like naming the jewThat's the opposite of edgy. Edgy in 2026 would be defending Jeffrey Epstein or calling for the age of consent to be lowered. Those things send zoomers into a total seething rage.
Why is he afraid to say the word "faggot" now?
talkin about i fabricated my past he's just aggravated i wont ejaculate in his ass!
>>130162135lol what?
>>130162091>defending Jeffrey Epstein or calling for the age of consent to be loweredI totally support that.
>>130152151>edgiest songs of all time
>>130152151Clearly a clone
>>130162091hell nah twin :wilted_rose: the big stein actually had aura he goated fr gng only corny ahh tik tok goys would be offended by it ong. SIX SEEEVEN SIX SEEEVEN
>>130158470ICP vs. Eminem is the best example of the soul vs. soulless meme. Eminem's delivery is so sharp, technically flawless, and his lyrics are so clever. ICP's answer to this song is grade school where they're doing silly voices and the chorus is just "Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch." It's embarrassing. It's also a hundred times as fun. I'd rather listen to ICP any day.
>>130166347violent gay is a furry and he raised his daughter to be one too. absolutely reprehensible and voids any cred they could have.
>>130156224kiedis was never edgy, he just loves pussy too much, also he's not the star of the band
>>130152151The guy from Coldplay who stands around on stage holding a guitar???
>>130166440I thought it was the other way around and he became a furry because his daughter was already one and he wanted to relate to her more as a dad.
