fuck you
good morning piona
>Boss Tomi Teslaidgi.is that nigga having a stroke?
>>130155101*pioneers
any hornybrothers in the house
who's your kpg bias
dazzibelle
>>130155102don't talk to him.
plapchae
>>130155091omo omohttps://youtu.be/7KcwDOtTxjE
>>130155106i only like a few posters i can recognize the rest of you suck
>>130155113...
do koreans pronounce hitomis grp>suhyu muhyu nuhyaymuh
Ive made the realization that I stay up late on nights I have to work the next day because I don't want to go to work and want to prolong the time before that as long as possible and my body is probably breaking down from the consistent lack of sleep
>>130155101good morning
irene
>>130155122think of some scam that allows you to stay home
>>130155117세이마이네임seimaineim
>>130155122https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedtime_procrastinationyou and many many millions more
kiiikers look at this
>>130155135
>130155124this nigga will reply to anything that says hi or bye, lol
>>130155137you can tell she has a fat pussy
>>130155137
>>130155122how the fuck did ive figure that out about you?
>>130155112why is she like this
>>130155143
Someone walked up to me and wished me an ILLIT. What did he mean?
ITS UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6mGEnVY5d8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEjs8qW8n4
>>130155147little jiyu the only member without fat lips
>>130155141yeah i will if i see it
>>130155142cbs...
jiyu leaky
You get a date with a member from your favorite group. But it can't be your waifu.Who do you pick?
moka is backhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/-0EDR-2cq-I
>>130155161your waifu
>>130155161yunjin because she speaks english
>>130155148buy extra locks or sleep somewhere else for a few nightshe's gonna break into your house and try to turn you into moka
>>130155161i guess at least i know kyujin will put out
>>130155162she needs the american seed oil diet
>>130155145like what?
>>130155122if you can get away with it, do your work with 80-90% of your current effort. having a little buffer makes it multiple times less stressful
let's CHOOM
i wish someone turned me into moka so i could lose weight :*(
kpop for that feel when you wipe and theres nothing on the toilet paper
>>130155175just quit eating for a while
>>130155148be careful that's an orthodonist trying to scam you
>>130155179itzyno matter how hard you look through that discography there's just no shit
>>130155161*pretends yujin is favourite member*sigh guess it'll have to be that weirdo vicky jang
imagine if instead of making deals with moloch and baal for whatever fuckass shit they currently do jews instead made deals with moloch and baal to magically transform people into kpop idolsantisemitism would vanish overnight
>>130155155das crazy
ITS ME
>>130155189asa is my bias
>>130155188
>>130155186their whole shit is make believe. a fairy tale. transmuting flesh is impossible. and believe me i tried.
>Jeongyeon is fat as fatass>DUDE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL GLOWING HEALTHY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOU'RE A CHUD NAZI>Jeongyeon gets ozempiced.com>DUDE SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING WOW LOSING WEIGHT WAS SO GOOD FOR HER
>>130155199you sound a little unwell
>>130155158My tongue
>>130155199maybe you should stop giving unsolicited comments on women's bodies chud
ian
>>130155188>>130155194oh sorry i thought that was the giflost my dancing sully like a fucking idiot
>>130155161this question is too vague for my acoustic brain.my fav idol is not in my fav group.and are you talking about the group which i think looks the best or which has the best songs?
>>130155199finally was waiting for one of the usual schizos to show up, it was getting too quiet here
>>130155207Then you get to pick whichever member since none of them are your waifu.
CSR really came back to promote an AI tie-in single for a week then disappeared againsomeone save my girls please
>Pinky Up>Celebration >Its MeHoly meme trilogy
>>130155213a trio of doodoo stinkers
>>130155161Probably leeseo. And then trick her into giving me Yujin's number.
>>130155205das crazy
Hearts2Hearts’ “RUDE!” was the most popular girl group song on MelOn in April 2026! — Most popular girl group songs on MelOn in April 2026 :#1 Hearts2Hearts - RUDE!#2 IVE - BANG BANG #3 KiiiKiii - 404 (New Era)#4 NMIXX - Blue Valentine #5 HUNTRX - Golden#6 BLACKPINK - JUMP#7 IVE - BLACKHOLE#8 aespa - Whiplash #9 LE SSERAFIM - SPAGHETTI #10 Hearts2Hearts - STYLE
>>130155106dxh poster he seems like a chill guy
>>130155213don't mind any of them individually but the intentional weirdness gets old when they spam it
>>130155217now heres one we know has a fat pussy
>>130155106soojbro but don't tell him
>>130155211yea, ok. naky or jiheon then.
>>130155217i'll have that one thoughthanks for the sully
any new sully phat puffy p pics?
>>130155221chang shits on your girls when he's not avataring
>>130155126can kiss my nuts
bouncing e
tokkucks bamboozled me into pre-emptively thinking negatively about Illit's new MV, it's actually catchy and sexy, with a touch of Japanese traditional wackiness.
>>130155233cbs please apply...
>>130155229there are not but in some good news i found the dancing sully gif
>>130155227
>>130155233keppies its over
>>130155234you just love goblins
>>130155232ahhhh! two goblins!
>>130155237nice i'll have that one too thanks
how about that 3jeans comeback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jhAOgqjj3kjust spotted a yejibro in the wild...
Boss Tomi Tesla inner Ravenclaw manifesting.https://www.instagram.com/p/DXwPtExT1Ty/
i did something mean last thread im sorry
i got into kpop when it was still banned in china so it's still strange to see groups spamming chinese fansigns
>>130155246bonus Boss Tomi Tesla lifestyle brand logo for passionately SVOLcrafted fashion.https://www.hitomihonda.com/
>>130155234How did she do that?
>>130155161dunky
>>130155234>tokkucksxitter drama enthusiast lingo; didn't read
Chuu
new wonhee side profile!
>>130155246tomi using precision jeweler's tools on your penis
>>130155251gaeul
>>130155219whiplash still being on there is pretty impressive
>>130155255well if someone needed an urgent nosejob and chin implant it was her
>>130155256
>>130155253unattractive hands
ianpedo's other persona>>130155249>>130155246
>>130155257thats gunky
>>130155253Im 36 and my fingers don't look this old
>>130155257shit meant for >>130155161
>>130155257id have to pick someone else from that group
>>130155253she's hideous no matter where you look
>>130155264to match her unattractive feet
>>130155257imagine a ghoulsissy painting her nails like this...
>>130155233yejibros this is our chance
>>130155267mr girl hands over here
>>130155272your mother...
When does Chuu KAV drop?
>>130155233>she/her/they/themIt's gonna be a troonfest isn't it
>>130155279>>130155283real bad bidness that's dirty work
https://mydreamfever.bandcamp.com/album/6-noise-is-the-new-silencethank you for the 60 minutes of pure noise parannoul sunbaenim i am now deaf
>>130155284>troonfestyour family reunion...
>>130155255why she looks like minji now???
>>130155284go back poltard
gaeuls soft small hands or chuu's wrinkly haggard witch hands
>>130155234Imagine if she urgently had to take a shit in that outfit, imagine her on a toilet with those comically large boots
i aint religious or anti trans or nuthin, but cocona chopping off her tits was an affront to god
wonhee looks so sexo here
>>130155233was this april fools what do they mean they them
chuu's feet versus xiaoting's feet
>>130155294cute ahy
New Wony
>>130155295>soft small handskyu mogs everyone in that category
any good ian feetsies?
>>130155294s*x with all babymonsters
>>130155309that would be nice
>>130155307i wish i was that waffle
>>130155309kys pedo
>>130155274no thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d64dH8mnw9Qtake me back
>>130155310
>>130155308not really
>>130155309kys footfag
>>130155313melty
>>130155317deja vu is such a good song
s*x with all fromis
*ex with all nmixx
don't call me darlingi'm too oo oo rude
h2h(2007-2010 members) bog era when
>>130155299his* tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=escJIC2yDLk
t yuna
>>130155344sex with yuna
>>130155332>>130155333sounds good
dis nigga eatin waffles
>>130155334how can i manage to eat all of this FOOD?ian you know what this boy said to me WHATHe said Goy
>>130155340why do you want to carve up kids so bad?
>>130155344I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Yuna's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
>>1301553471 bite waffle = 2 hours Treadmill
yeah right
>>130155344do not let robin see this
“It’s Me” by ILLIT debuts at #131 on MelOn Daily Chartdidn't even make top 100guess none of them are bias
>>130155355I'm tired of kpop fans roasting my faves aespa constantly. Time to split attention.
>>130155353Food bill alone would bankrupt me. I'm afraid I cannot afford wonygf.
how much must i earn to deserve pharita
>>130155366kys tokkijeetcuck
i'm a prophethttps://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/%22ven%20para%20moment%22/
>>130155373Tree fiddy rupees or whatevers currency in Thailand
>>130155374it could never be newjeans tho
>>130155373about tree fiddy
fake yejibro
>>130155366illit flopped
>>130155366That's a flop
>killed their magical girl concept>killed their otaku themes>killed their pop music identity>killed wonhee's baby fat>killed mokaso, was it worth it?
how many hybe flops in a row is that now?
>>130155142how
>>1301553863, cortis won
>>130155317nice, you can see the gfriend influence here as well. love attack > runaway 4me
Tokkicuckies out in droves
>>130155384just copy new jeans again idgi theyre mot even a grouo anymore so its fairplay now
>>130155317i think that was probably my soty for last year. either that or blue valentine.
>>130155389ILLIT will win music bank but if you are talking charting success. All flopped.
this is what happens when illit can't ride the coattails of newjeans any more
wow. music bank. WHOOAAAA
>>130155384>>130155393we're listening to it's me, xis
>>130155408it's good for when we could use some hearty laughter
you know gllitpinho is big mad when he starts falseflagging with newjeans
>>130155410NewJeans is dead
>>130155416newjeans are eternal
>>130155102Some anon affectionaly(?) called Hitomi Honda as "Hyundai" when she joined IZ*ONE after participating in Produce 48, and I liked that word play.And so each change is inspired by other car brands, ie. Hiilda Volkswagen when hair became blonde having the look of an Eastern European girl hapa, Hiime Mercedes-Benz when red shoulder length hair also when invited to fashion shows to catwalk the runway. When hair turned black I named her Tomi Tesla as a joke as if she turned into an OnlyFans model.As for the boss, here in SEAland, we call those who take care of others as "bossing", and when Hitomi went back to AKB48 and paid back her dues to the group with her 2 year adventure there with the girls, I felt that she deserved that bossing title, shortened to Boss Hiisama. A lot of AKB48 members have attributed their overall improvement and morale boost to Boss Hiisama, as they affectionately call her the "Honda police". And now that she returned to K-pop, another change, and now it's Boss Tomi Tesla, and what do you know, Hitomi used Tomi as her new stage name.
3jeans cb soon
>>130155410esl>>130155414meds>>130155416it should be you instead
>>130155414yeah he's been having the worst week of his life
>>130155419Maybe but they will never be 5
I gooned to eunchae before work this morning
>>130155434time for a ... celebration
>>130155434
>>130155434many such cases
>>130155344gruntedsorry no vocaroo i didn't have it open in case i grunted yet
>>130155440I need these thighs to keep my ears warm
>>130155434no one works today it's labour day
>>130155434I lose all motivation to browse kpg after busting, so I edge and stay horny the whole day to entertain you guys with my funny and insightful opinions
https://x.com/tallydoII/status/2049913032772317317kek
>>130155440Her chin is fucking disappearing. She needs to cool it with dinners at BSH's house.
>>130155449you need to cool it with being a fag
>>130155452yup, she won
In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a jackpot, Jang Wonyoung is EFFECTIVELY Lucky Vicky!
kyujin tiny hands wrapped around it...
>pagpag hoursim out
>>130155459I'm in
what if mixtape 2 releases same day as cortis cb day just to flex on hybe?
>>130155458fuck...
bonus Tomi Tesla.
bonus Tomi Tesla siterip.
illit flopped get over it
goonchae teaching kyujin how to eat...
gllitpino is losing his mind kek
Are most of the idols from big 4 companies from upper class families now?
kyu, eunchy and kot taking turns on it...
>>130155476the ice cream machine...
>>130155445he is a seabrown he probably works kn weekends too
bogchae :/
why does everyone hate tokkis?
https://streamable.com/vuzp7kit's out!
>>130155482onces beef with literally everyone
BTS V's "Sexual" Actions On Stage Hit With Major Fury
>>130155482they all have a victim complex
>>130155484no one is listening to nigshot
when all else fails, the hybeshillpinho will resort to its ultimate, the twitter posting
>>130155482old jyp building.. SEOVL
>>130155490pretty sad especially after getting two comebacks in less than a month. i guess that's what happens when someone likes flop bogged groups...
>>130155485i think thats tokkis so far from what i ve seen they are fightingOnces armys glitts fearnots cortis eykons i even saw them fight with meovv fans and they are barely a kpop group
what do we expect in 2 weeks when itzy flops
>>130155496cool you seem to know a lot about twitter. stay there with your fellow dark skinned ethnicities
>>130155497More seething
hanni was spotted in copenhagen, HHH/3jeanz comeback is closer and closer are you excited?
>>130155456lmao this is really funny, thanks for sharing anon
>>130155401the tease
>>130155497they always flop why would anything change this time?
>>130155503EWWW
>>130155485im surprised they havent grown out of that after 11 years
>>130155482>why does everyone hate annoying, brown, loud, stupid, bitter parasocial fucktardsIndeed a mystery
>>130155401why is showing her feet like that?
>>130155505shut up
>>130155509don't be so hard on yourself
>>130155509love yourself-bts
>>130155501yea
>>130155510shes showing her sore legthis is showing feet
>multidevice samefag for 16 hours straightk
>>130155514It's funny because ratmys used to be the gold standard of mentally ill kpop stan, but they pale on comparison to the DSM-5 speedrunners that are tokkitroons
i dont like any groups with comeback this month i hope they all flop
>>130155518those tokkitroons seem to have totally mindfucked you, bro
>>130155452damn just woke up to this
who is she and redred just clicked
I don't give a shit about gookpop and was just lurking the front page but I thought this was funny
hayeonbros.... we're getting cucked by a dyke....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stje93uMZfUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stje93uMZfU
victoria jangowitz
>>130155510hfw i put it into the wrong hole
>>130155530he's a woman?
>>130155536cute winty
theres literally 0 hype for the aespa cb :/...
>>130155545I'm hyped. The promo trailer was kino
>>130155543winty is very cute indeed
why are so many groups dropping on the same month
>>130155545i dont really care about their music after last year but i need more of her
>>130155551sexy ian
>>130155549
>>130155551haha
its 2 am u and i
>>130155552hybe is going bankrupt and they need their groups to release music so they can go on tour
>>130155553she's literally begging for it
yunky
>>130155447lol
>>130155382hot
>>130155558theyre not going bankrupt
>>130155545they don't need hype they have china
>>130155551who is this sexual demon
>>130155533
>>130155558 hybe could let me produce music for them and pay me in kpop sex
>>130155568be aware you're being catfished into gooning to 14yo kids
gllitpino is happily sharing sexyhees tf you guys talking bout?
>>130155568MODS
>>130155571i would pay to be the janitor
>>130155569rump pump
>>130155579
how much is hybe going to end up owing mhj
