>your age>where you are on the norwood scale>your favourite band>28>norwood 2>Nine Inch Nails
>>13016725531VIThe Beach Boys
>19>norwood 1>Current 93
>>13016725556III vertexSlayer
291Alvvays
>>13016725531IIIXTC
33almost a IIIMGMT
34Norwood 3don't have one
>>130167255I won’t tell you my ageI’m not balding I don’t have a favorite band
>>13016725528 VII Talking Heads
>>130167762Leave
28N. I, slightly II No fav band, Sabbath maybe.
>>13016725540IIIYou've never heard of them.
>39>0>The Velvet Underground
> 35> Norwood 1/2> Skinny Puppy
>>130167255>32>I>Beatles
>>130167255>29>III vertex>gorillaz
>>130167255Nice to see this thread isn't totally full of zoomers>33>IIIA or IVA>Maybe the Rolling Stones
>>13016725529IDigitalism
>>130168233even worse, it's 30smth yr old incels with terrible taste in music
>>130168331millennial website
>>130168365the site you post on doesnt excuse you being a faulty person
>>130168331My taste is immaculate
>>130168375i have great taste that makes me happy and i have a good hairline
>>130168426>things i consume make me happyglad to hear that ig but that doesnt excuse you being 30 on this website talking about your favorite band like a teenager lmao
>>130167255>your age36>where you are on the norwood scalea step above I, but i am greying at the temples>your favourite bandfor purposes of this thread: Metallica
>>130167272>>130167395>>130167462>>130167675>>130167699>>130167787>>130167813>>130167865>>130168234glowie fed bot agents
>>130168331>the problem with my music forum is the posters don't have enough SEXLeave.
>>130168535man you could have a dry dick as much as you like but take that time you're not spending drowning in pussy and develop a music taste lmao
>>130168518True, I'm glowie indeed
>>130168518Cue ball detected
>>130168466and youre 19 on this website crying about people talking about their interests
>>130168609>>130168592not bald and when i was for 5 years i shaved myself every week. also im 21, in college, what's your neet ass doing?
>>130168636>what's your neet ass doing?enjoying my saturday
>>13016725534, 1, The Smiths.
>>130168646>saturdayno different than any other day im sure
>>130168661zoomies have less jobs and less sex than millenniuncs, you tried.
>>130168636Sitting on 4chan just like youCope retard
>>13016725521NW1Don't really have one. I've been listening to a lot of Dissection recently so I guess them.
>>130168550Why would I, a dry and comfortable incel, have any need of your advice? Oh, I wish my life was more wet and humid and sticky, wouldn't that be lovely. Do you also get some "stank" on that "thang"? What an enviable existence.
>>130167255>28>Norwood 2 (I use Finasteride I stopped it there)>IMERUAT
>37>Norwood I>KMFDM
>>130168743Is your dad or grandpa bald
>>130168733you could have at least used the word 'moist', you made it sound too pleasant like that and im sure that wasnt your intention given the sarcastic tone>>130168707i work two part time jobs as does most of the people i know. >>130168721i come here to chill and laugh at retards, you come here to be the retards to get laughed at
>>130168968>The word "wet" conventionally carries a neutral or positive connotation, therefore I cannot imagine that it is unpleasant to be wetI don't usually try to change minds that work this way.
>>130169050that's fine, not really looking for advice from middle aged incelsyes 30 is middle aged, you're barely gonna live to 60
>>130169242What advice?
>>130169268whatever fucking thing you think would possibly change my mind in that imaginary argument you cooked up for yourself cause i was fucking with you
>Better than Nor1>35> The Smiths
>>130169413You used the word "advice" because I had used the word "advice", failing to notice that I never offered you any advice—not symmetrical. A child's method of argument.Maybe you should go back to wetting your dick in your girlfriend's pussy and stop fancying yourself a guy who can hold his own arguing with strangers. This isn't your domain.
>>130169476>hurr go get laid, leave arguing with strangers to the big boyssee i dont need an argument fucking lmao who talks like this
>>130169519>lmao who talks like thisIt's true, I can much more easily picture the millions of people who talk like you do.
>>130169546it's cause we reproduce while your mopey ass gets mad at words on a screen
>>13016725526Ii only listen to classical, I don't like any bands
>>130169556I think this was the thesis of "Idiocracy" (2006)
>>130168636nigger you were bald before 21?holy shit just fucking... kill yourself, seriously, god damn
>>130169566yeah shame. it could all be fixed if only you had kids and raised them smart so they could argue with strangers online effectively.
>>130169571>reading comprehension isnt really my deali shaved cause i was a teenager wanting to fit into a group im barely a II, i have a full head of long hair now. you're probably brown and fat
>>130169630Deleted because I changed my mind. Sentence reads awkwardly but rational reader would be given pause by seeming nonsense, re-read and figure out the intended meaning. Only excuse for the mistake is laziness, not really excusable when someone decides to reply to a post.
>>13016966130yr old incel says what?
>>130167255242joy division
>>130168518This guy's onto something
>36>VA I guess?>PtH
>>13016725533IMetallica/ Megadeth
>>130170899>>VA I guess?He's old, likes shitty 'conceptual' prog metal and doesnt know how to read a chart and recognize roman numeralsPLUS HE'S BALD??!!Have we found the most badass /mu/tant lol
21 Norwood 1Opeth
>>130168331projection saturday, nice
67th post in the fred lmaooSIX SEEEVEN SIX SEEEVEN
33IIIThe Beatles
50IIIPink Floyd
>>130171454This image made me laugh
18ITool
>>13016725525 norwood 1, formerly norwood 4athe beach boys
>>13016725530I, I guessQueens of the Stone Age
>>130171454Jakshitter Crucifixion
>>130173745mfer just cause you grow hair at the back of your head and comb it to the front doesnt mean you dont have a hairline goddamn at only 25 thats fucking GRIM
>>130175201>dont have a hairline recession*
>>130173745bro i can see your skull how tf are you a I
>40>1>Buddy Guy
331paramore
>>130173745>>130175201>>130175250
>>130167255>30>II>The Avalanches
this thread truly confirms /mu/ is dead. half the posts are cia agents and half are middle aged incels with horrible music tastes lol fuckwhen are the indians coming? they have fucked up hairlines
I40 years oldSmashing PumpkinsI have a very very high hairline since I was 10 years old. But it never moved 1mm in these last 30 years. Now it looks like a normal 40yo hairline but the truth is that I didnt lose a single hair. Like my forehead is huge, but my hair is there.
33VADeftones
30 IINeil Young
>>130168535Well, you made an interesting point even if intended as low effort shitpost.Does general music benefits from SEX or not? I mean, the hard rock of the late 80s and 90s was all about SEX and sex havers. Id say the best music was made by SEX HAVERS, while whiny incel shit ends making Korn or Nirvana like music (they still had sex once they were famous sure but their music originates from no sex).I think the only no sex good music are the smiths. Interesting enough, the mortal enemy of the smiths was the cure, a band made by and for sex havers
everybody has sex. even maybe just a couple times. the amount of incels nowadays is novel and thats mostly just cause theres so many people out there.that said, your thesis is wrong and retarded and you see the world wrong and retarded
>>130179807>korn>originates from no sexlmao loljejretard
>>130179860>Let's just ignores those pesky studies
>>130179860Court-mandated girlfriends for single guys now.
>>130179891read my post again. im not saying theres not a bunch of incels out rn. rarer the case back in the day of the bands you mentioned. it's a retarded position to take on older bands is what i mean.the fact that a bunch of you cant get laid is its own separate problem and honestly, all yalls private shit that you need to keep off the internet.it's truly unfathomable to me how theres so many 30yr old incels out here like what
>>130179879Rape doesnt count.
Music for this hairline?
>>130179923WeenPrimusMetallica
>>130179923megadeth
>>130179923dont seem to have a terrible skull shape, just embrace it and go bruce willis brother, it'll be easier
>>130179917Social media has made women picky as hell, plus they don't have to rely on men financially anymore
>>130179946ok so you like music, you're on a music board. what's the last show you've been to? most of the ones i go to, there's at least a few chicks into the same music, usually my age there, sometimes, on rare occasions, they are alone and then you start talking.i dont need to go on. my point is, have you tried?
>>130179965I live with my parents in a small rural town where the only shows are boomer tribute bandsI am ugly and too socially anxious to carry a conversation with a stranger or even hold eye contact
>>130179979why not get a job and move out somewhere better?
>>130180032I have a job but don't earn enough to support myself, let alone in or near a city
>>130180079what do you spend your money on if you're not saving as much as you can to move out and actually start a life of your own
>>13016725533IMelvins
>>130180131CDs and records, ironicallyEven if I did move out, I would probably never go outside except for work or grocery shopping anyway
>>130180206You think you could get your money back if you sold the CDs and records?What's the most expensive thing you own?
>>13016725547something between VI and VIIdon't have one in particular. let's say my music taste is very Scaruffi-esque
>>130180242I'd probably only get a fraction of the money back since it's 90% CDsSome of my box sets are worth like $150 and I have one record that goes for around $250, and my actual turntable cost $800But again, even if I were rich and lived in a big city I'd still be a friendless autist
>>130180346Are you actually autistic? You could get money for that if diagnosed possibly
>>130179807The whole discourse is impossible because at its height rock music was so insanely cool that it got you laid for free, so if you were making cool music and not getting laid then you were either some kind of monk or extremely off-putting to women somehowRock stars weren't necessarily chasing pussy, pussy was chasing them. You get the sense that a lot of them weren't in this whole business to get laid, but were surrounded by constant temptations to it, distracting but hard to escape; hence they develop a sort of contempt toward the opposite sex. So there isn't really a clean way to map sex-havers vs incels onto pop music history. There is a real personality distinction between the guy who bends over backwards to chase pussy and the guy who walks away from that whole business with hatred, but if they were successful rock musicians in the 70s both of them were getting laid like crazy
>>130179979So what you said here >>130179946Is just parroting a random internet incel 'opinion' instead if just addmiting it directly
>>130168807baldness comes more from the mother's side grandpa and yes he was bald
>>130167255>22>Norwood I>Unwound