Ascended Dead editionOLD: >>130187162FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
I don't like the new Darkthrone song guys
>>130202130summer blast
>>130202110DUPLICATEREAL NEW>>130186390
>>130202133Diaperthrone haven't made a good song in 20 years
>>130202130
>>130202130best marduk album
>>130202122probably the best poster on the board
>>130202219it's a bot
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
nsbm is inherently based
>>130202227It's a girl
>>130202130https://youtu.be/YiwcUdX7XMw
>>130202130https://youtu.be/_Ebo0ngI4Qk
not so based metal
>>130202306Satan is the hebrew word for the "adversary" of the jewish people.>Satan [the adversary] stood up against IsraelJudaism teaches:>A non Jewish soul comes from three Satanic spheres, while the Jewish soul stems from holiness
>>130202457No need for your lecture on Judaism. Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>130202122>>130202457Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>130202477Proof?
>Do you fear reprisals because of your outspoken views?>"Yeah, we will probably have a lot of anti-racism people going on about us.">And what do you think of that?>"Here in Norway it’s almost illegal to be a racist, but if you’re anti-racist it’s very nice and we don’t think that’s right. We think it should be legal to be racist and think it should be almost as illegal to be anti-racist."—Fenriz; interview, April 1994
>>130202477You sound schizophrenic
Min hammer heves til et slag mot gud
>>130202306>>130202319I'm inherently based You guys are inherently gay
Louis Cachet (Born Kristian Vikerstein) is jewish
>>130202495She is
>>130202506hey i was posting that album a couple of days ago
>>130202494Correct.
>>130202495Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
>>130202510getting kicked out of a country for attempting to subvert christianity and changing your name to conceal your identity is certainly a jewish MO
>>130202592Varg bros... how do we refute this?
>>130202592He didn't really get kicked out. He left because he was indebted to the Norwegian state for a huge amount of money.
>>130202510So was Hitler
>>130202510>>130202641False.
>>130202553So that's where I stole it
Is this the reddit thread?
>>130202922you're looking for /trad/
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130202655Hitler's whore grandmother banged a jew so...
Black/Thrash feels like the truest form of metal
ooh ahh up yer ma
>>130202922it's the duplicate thread
>>130202843>my state's main export is now tech deathcould be worse
>>130202122Why is this posted for every thread? Is the person mentally unwell?
Söythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding söyboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 yearsIt must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of BurzumSöyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819A Blaze in the Söythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"Under a Söyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!Söysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)Panzersöy: the "we're out of ideas" albumAll the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck söythrone.
>>130203498it's the /metal/ motto
>>130203519i was thinking about this pasta in the car the other day
>>130203120Fvlse.
>>130203498Why do you refuse to post music on this site?
Burzum (GAY)
>>130203602?I'm just a stranger wandering through.
>>130203626>a stranger wanderingrootless cosmopolitan
>>130203296*deletes the last track*just improved the album
>>130203649So you never venture out of your sleepy general ?
>>130203612falsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw6-LzuEvb4
>>130203669I would never post outside of /metal/, /mu/ is incredibly gay
burzum (Not GAY)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJmUmadMQ7g
>>130203669This is a containment general
>>130203828Correct. Jannies real passion is stroking it to kpop babes.
>>130203841Any vocaroos lately?
Bad news guys, Ratthew finally got arrested for grooming kids on discord, no more simp threads…
>>130203934Post the pic then and we'll see if he's really gone
>>130203912Nah my voca last night was so cringe even I didn't want to listen
https://voca.ro/19EYxxANNsUR
>>130203498She has a variety of mental issues.
>>130203498>>130204290This bit again?
>>130204298>Post same shit, get same repliesMakes sense to me
>>130204290Why are you gay?
>>130204374Sorry queer, not looking for a boyfriend. Ttry one of your nazi friends instead. They're all gay. You'll have better luck.
>>130204406Kek
>>130204422Why do you always reply to yourself, JIDF lass?
>>130204406Shartzixisters......
>>130204406>Sorry queeryou certainly are
>>130204562You can tell it's NSBM by the phallic imagery
>>130204610You see what you desire
>>130204610lol, true
>>130204615Kek
>>130204610Correct
>>130204536Oh my queen, you have to understand there's more than one person who knows you're a cunt.
>>130204577Kek
>>130204283that's not ok
>>130204627>>130204729Mental illness at work
How can see stop homophobia in metal guys?
>>130204722How's that JIDF work treating your mental health? lmao
>>130204838Ironic post
>>130204722Ironic post
>>130204775please stop posting fags, dude. nobody wants to see that shit. go back to women
>>130204838What's JIDF
>>130204925>Qui?
>>130204912It's the vocaroo nut
The shalomification of /metal/ and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>130205573hmmm not really
>>130205266https://voca.ro/1gI0sB5l7CGe
>>130205573>a disaster for the human racebut enough about varg having children
He's laughing at his own jokes again
https://voca.ro/18mqxY7JGdJv
what year did slam turn into a fad/a "cool" or "funny" thing for kids to cling to and release stuff under names like buttholectomy?
>>130205673Correct
>>130205642We're all laughing here unless you don't understand the jokes
>>130205673dude go to a bar or something you're obviously starved for conversation. this isn't a good outlet
>>130205751I'm at the gay bar now. Toodles
>>130204925The JIDF (Jewish Internet Defense Force) have stationed an agent in this general thread to false-flag as 'National-Socialist' black metal listener, purposefully embodying every negative quality a 4chan poster could possibly have (incessant spamming, constant arguing, samefagging etc.) in order to tarnish the image of anti-semitic music
>>130205690Since it's inception, it's always been a meme genreYou can count the amount of worthwhile slam bands with your hands
>>130205617>>130205673your voice sound very gayare you trans?
>>130205868He's the guy who's obsessed with posting Tim Henson
>>130205868I'm trans and gay. I had SRS but then got phalloplasty and identify as ftm now.
>>130205916Gay for Matthew. You two should hook up
>>130205868>>130205882He's a tranny-chaser who used to post vocaroos on /soc/. Probably still does.
>>130205916Least degenerate Anti-NSBM poster
>>130205916oh you're the guy with the target outfits. bongman-lite
>>130205916You posted your cock here last week. Weird faggot.
>>130205934What does Matthew look like? >>130205941Idk if I've ever posted a vocaroo on soc. Do you have it? >>130205950I'm Judeo-Negro and listen to Ringo Starr our leader
>>130205955Idk bongman >>130205960That was an outfit malfunction Matthew and I'm flattered that you're still thinking about my cock ^>^
>>130205980Why are you obsessed with Matthew?
>>130205816Not a good look for metalheads
>>130205999I'm not. What happened was any time I would post vocaroos Matthew would start posting vocaroo so he was like my shadow. His vocaroos sounded really funny, like a guy stuck in his mom's house being a brat so i started spoofing him with comedy bits.
>>130206008It's a gay metal bar we're dancing to the Darkthrone clubb dj remix right now and I'm wearing a thong.
>>130205916you scrawny cunt running your mouth about fighting with those weak hands
Only the purest Aryan soul can comprehend the full might of KAEVUM
>>130206018>with comedy bitsYou forgot to post those ones
Lads
>>130206035I've fought guys bigger than me and won. I've fought multiple guys at the same time. I want to wrestle Matthew in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil and we're both wearing loin cloths
>>130206048HAR HAR SO FUNNY MATTY
Kaevum (Gaycum) slurps sloth shart
>>130206048Kek
HEIL DANZIG
Can you cock sucker faggots keep your faggot posting contained in MCR threads please. No one cares that you like men
Why is xe so obsessed with homosex?
https://youtu.be/EVSqUl-FtCI?si=ZJz4-_b7IR64oboaSilly goose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcyVvWZJU4
>>130206208not metal
Can you cock sucker faggots keep your NSBM posting contained in /lgbt/ threads please. No one cares that you like men
>>130202130Def my aoty for 2024
>>130206225>t. mongrel beta
>>130206215Polyphia ruined technical music for me
>>130202180It's been like 20 years since I bought it, but playing it now and it's still awesomeI need to revisit Black Seeds after
Melechesh > Nile
>>130204775>>130205617Schizo, you're actually fucking insane. Why were you pretending before to be someone steadier and different, and now you’re back to being the same fag clown? Did you literally run out of your meds or what? I'm not even gonna play your shit anymore
>>130206375black/death =/= technical brutal death
Black Metal is inherently Anti-Judeo-Abrahamic
>>130202122Fenriz? More like FUNrizz amirite
>Black Metal is inherently Anti-Judeo-Abrahamic
>>130206442Correct.
>>130206478That looks like Leo Frank lol
*sigh* Just fill my ass with man fudge
>>130206225u crying?
>>130206478see that's why I'm Swedish and just listen to Lifelover and Apati like I'm a 00s tumblr girl self-harm poserJust write and sing songs about urban misery. Yes. Beautiful.
>>130206442100%
>>130206426Weird faggot
>>130202130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KGgmhPaalEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciM7RtYiXMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImLwCP5Pfuo
>>130206705Thank you GodFor making me Mexican
Real talk, this has to be the best death metal album of all time, right?some xNYxHCxDMx retard slam Long Island whatever lunacy. It has to be. Name something better. It's perfect.
>>130206761Record this in a vocaroo next time
>>130206761Suffocation sucks
Chuck 2.0
> WHATS HEAVIER THAN PANTER...ACK
>>130202130this one goes so fucking hard. does this count as deathrash?
I don't mind NSBM if it actually riffs hard and is good.
>>130206919I prefer the term "Deathned Thrash" but yeah it def is.Good band but, Devastion from Chicago sends them home on a fucking stretcher BRAH BRAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iA4fP-C018
>>130206979Metalbrother, your ESL is showing...
>>130206834Söyqueror are reddit shit
>>130207035Them's fightin' words.
>>130206988ESL is basedknown that should you already!!HAIL FROM BRASIL!!!
BORN TO SURRENDERBORN TO AMUSETHE PEDOPHILE HANDS OF SEDUCTIONBORN TO KNOWBORN TO LET GO THE ABRAHAMIC TOUCH OF DESTRUCTION
You guys heard the new Attic record?
>>130207077Brazil will lie in ruins.
>>130207151My room looks like this.
HEIL SAINT VITUS
>>130207151Justin Norwood
>>130207091https://voca.ro/1lOEwlSvFThH
Is it true Brazil is monkey?
>>130207362No
>>130207368Monke face
>>130207375Bit racist mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-xP96LzFLU
>>130205972>bands such as The Beatles (including Ringo Starr)What the actual fuck did he mean by this
>>130207418Holy shit, I swear I can't play that video on Youtube, it says unavailable. But here I can.
>>130207418Those guys killed Jesus
>>130207437he existed, though some liars try to make you believe he didn’t
>>130207437>Caring about interjewish desert fable conflicts
>>130207450I can't turn water into wine but I can turn wine into water hahaaa call me Satan bitch
>>130207459Christ is King
>>130207471I’m serious, that’s why demons are so afraid of strong symbols like the cross, and above all the virgin Mary>>130207483
>>130206442Metal is inherently pro-japan
>>130207495No
>>130207495Waifu <3
Epic.
>>130207483>>130207494ChristFAGGOTFondler of manhoodwhat metal bands do you faggots justify listening to?
>>130207495That's a mannequin
>>130207547You're a mannequin, you fucking guy.
>>130207540>>130206278
>>130207555Post some more vocaroos at the gay bar you crackhead faggot
>>130207574Nta
>>130207558>Themes: Anti-Abrahamic religion
>>130207547she's shoko sugimoto and we all love her
Varg says: STOP WATCHING PORN.
>>130207602shoko sugimoto > vrag
>>130207540you sound like you’re far enough from God and exposed to demons
>>130207574https://voca.ro/1nk03WXZ8ekx
>>130207614Agreed
>>130207647https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAsuZPP-AW8
>>130207614Says the faggot that either can't bring himself to listen to Onwards To Golgotha or has to justify himself for doing soReminder that as a Christfag you can't denounce Jewish Anti-European propaganda like the film Midsommar because that is basically the position of you and your church fathers
>>130207653Not only a Christfag, but an american online orthodoxy cringe trendhopperHow embarrassing
>>130207660>Reminder that as a Christfag you can't denounce Jewish Anti-European propagandaI can... they literally represent the god of lies. it’s up to all Christians and Catholics to realize this poisoning
>>130207687Finish the quote up until the word "Midsommar"
Because you're a bunch of edgelords eating corn dogs and pizza rolls in your bedroom. If Satan visited you tomorrow you would shit your pants and start listening to One Direction
>if you offend a jew he will blacklist you through his political connections>if you offend a muslim he will straight up decapitate you>if you offend a christian he will just cry about itwhy are christians so pathetic
https://voca.ro/1mN3OcYPnVHf
They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the high king.... with his voiceShouted him apart
>>130207768LOL
https://vocaroo.com/1jd4rQQPkHbM
https://voca.ro/1bYBpKOVPPnB
>>130207679That was worth posting
>>130207749>Demonic influence typed this
>>130207785Mental illness
Why is Varg so callous?
>>130207799\metal/ illness
>>130207707check the min 9:30, probably you, or more than one ITT, are there. without intending to make fun
>>130207817>I failed my daughter>Then I failed my daughter>Then I failed her again>I had failed my daughter for the last time>lol jk I failed her again>yeah prob gonna keep failing my daughter>btw I'm fine thanks for asking>welp byeThe man is an unintentional comedy genius
>>130207817Idc about that shit
>>130207895Sup varg
>>130207768>15 years later>still no sign of a sequelI thought I'd be playing elder scrolls 7 or 8 by now
>>130207901Fuck my daughter she's a hoe. Don't listen to metal, it's black music. Get a farm and collect welfare.
>>130207945>Don't listen to metal, it's black music.Did uncle Varg say that?
>>130207956Yep >>130205972
>>130207924We're all playing Piggy Kingdom now while we wait, check it out
Why are twinkcore posers so obsessed with there music be accepted by Metalheads, I really don't get it.Why can't they just accept that they don't like real metal? it's fags the watch those gay youtubers like Nik Nokturnal and Jared Dines
>>130205826>false flagLmfao >incessant spamming, samefagging The ultimate irony
>>130206225Kek
>>130205916What a turn of events
>What a beautiful sight man, just beautiful>Thank you so much for coming out tonight and supporting us for over 30 years>It's times like this that really makes you feel alive, you know>Cherish those moments for as long as you can because they don't last forever>Oh, and if you haven't done so already, this town is holding a crusade for children charity event for blind, crippled orphans and uh, donations are still being accepted>Alright, this next song is called ORGASM THROUGH TORTURE
are goatwhore any good
Why is Anthrax in the big four instead of Exodus? It doesn't make any sense.
>>130209159record sales
>>130209164Testament has a stronger claim
>>130209185anthrax has also sold more records than testament
>>130209198Or I should say, they sold more when the "big four" term was invented.
>*appears on every single hard rock and metal related VH1 Behind the Music episode in ur path*
>>130209215Such a stupid ass beard lol
>>130209259must be a Jew York thing
>>130209159Metallica>>>>>>Megadeth>>>>Exodus>Anthrax>Slayer
>>130209215This is what i imagine Finn mckenty looks like in hiding
>>130208902>>130208909>JIDF rejoins the thread>still no music posts
>>130209529
>>130209529>so obsessed Lmfao And watch out for that JIDF! Coming after you...better hide under the covers lol
>>130209215In the movie Murder in the Front Row, Anthrax is represented by their actual songwriter and mastermind of their shift to Thrash, Charlie Benante.
>>130209547>>so obsessedThe ironyYou have 0 self-awareness
>>130209565Wrong. Very aware of you being a cunt lol
>>130209576You literally just proved what he said, retard.Google SELF-awareness.
>>130209598>t. She doesn't get the jokeLove you simpletons lmfao
>>130209598Correct>>130209607>I was only pretending to be a r-r-retard
>>130209616>t. She'll never get the joke(s)Lmao
Can anyone tell what shirt this dude is wearing?
Can you guys have your "no u" fight over in ratthews thread instead? Getting secondhand embarrassment over here.
>NOOOO you can't just make fun of me for being a shartzi loser!!!!!
>>130209636Hate Eternal
>>130209636hate eternal
>>130209651Kek
>>130209650Who keeps bumping that thread? Time to fess up
>>130209733It's you, samefagging.
>>130209672>Kek
>>130209733Ratthew necro bumps it in the hope that it will eventually become the "real" thread if the janny deleted this one. His desperation for our attention is truly pathetic.
>>130209757Incoherent post
>>130207817it’s raw... wasn’t expecting him to say something this personalyou can sense the regret.. but he just accepts it as it is so calmly makes me feel a bit uneasy
>>130210016You sound like a huge pussy
>>130210021idc
>>130210021Like your mom's vagina
Ratthew caused the hantavirus
>>130202130Roman Saenko is the best black metal musician I think it's time to acknowledge this
>>130210109I love Drudkh but he's kind of a poser. He lives in Poland instead of fighting for his country despite claiming to be an ultra-nationalist and dedicating an album to a guy who ran an organization that killed thousands of polish civilians.
>>130210131>instead of fighting for his countryyou mean fighting for ZOG
>>130202110How come the nerd band for neckbeards with far away dragons now has 2 super hot chicks?
>>130210225Simpmaxxing
Im listening to nsbm while posting in the kpop general and im listening to kpop while posting herewhat a life
>>130210272you're a meme
>>130210272Life of a gay retard, correct.
>>130210131damn... I like how you all here study (or more like dissect) everything even if the focus ends up on the negativeyou’re all terribly demanding
>>130210304not defending your homeland is brown-codedat least the Jews trick goyim into sending resources to defend theirs
>>130210131His enemy is running his country
>>130210225would love to hear Negru's take on this turn of events
>>130210225the start of that sounded like he had trooned out
>>130210327he will hate it with an autistic, fiery passion and might even create modern classic copypasta over itremember, he always hated Angela too and sperged out every time she was mentioned before saying Liiva was the definitive vocalist
>>130210323Between Ukraine and Russia, only one country considers antisemitism a criminal offense and its not the one with a jewish president.
>>130210347I thought it was going to be bait for Negru
>photos taken moments before disaster
>>130210385
Negru posted some black metal bait in the trad thread but nothing here. Is he their problem now?
>>130210421seeing as /trad/ is moderated by some fag other than ratthew, he'll probably actually get banned
>>130210373Not a crime in Ukraine so Chabad-Lubavitch's boy found another way to punish them
>>130210131Slavs require cognitive dissonance for their identity. Russians hate homosexual propaganda from the west yet their military is filled to the brim with gay rape. Ukranian military groups larp as the SS whilst fighting under a jewish president.
>>130210131He's 50 years old dude
>>130210575Most of their army is older because of their demographics. Their drummer fought and was killed.
how do you keep from feeling like shitr when you're surrounded by such awful things?
>>130209288Megadeth>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slaya >>> Exodus >>>> Metallica >Anthrax
>>130209288>>130210918Slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECGp4ibz7A8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEPKIulCEhQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGIocJK9Tchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f47oGxtBaRAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEihQoMJC98https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNVcktiS6C4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sONL6QUMR9Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi_og1-boD0
exodus have one good album and the rest is forgettable
>no one likes anthrax
>>130210971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_HaS0ZnC0I
>>130210989i do
>>130211037>>130211037>>130211037>>130211037
is kaevum really that good to be spammed in every thread?
>>130211050I suspect that it gats spammed by people who don't like it to ruin its reputation.
>>130211061A mentally ill man-rodent would never
>>130210385why do they look so gay
>>130211512>why does AI look so gay