She taking over the rock game, for real.Y'all white boys better get with the program.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Eemj8FDo
I like when she says wow
>>130230493Tapping the sign >>130230226
>>130230493this is terrible.wow.
>>130230493it's not like her earlier stuff wasn't rock influenced
>>130230552i mean this is like 'how is this real?' bad'how did this get released?' bad kelly clarckson ripping off yeah yeah yeahs again 20 years later bad
>>130230493she can fuck off back to bangladesh for all i care
This is an album opener. You guys must be quite young.
I knew Brat was the peak
>>130230603you mean its a bad song trying to set expectations for a worse album?
>>130230671It’s an addictive teaser that’s very subtle to set expectations for a 10/10 album
>>130230696lol bitch it fucking sucks fuck off
>CHARLI DROPS A NEW HIT>She taking over the rock game, for real.
>>130230603shouldnt an album opener make you want more?
>>130230886It should make you wonder what’s about to happen in a “surely this isn’t where it ends” kind of way
>>130230493I like charli but this is dogshit, brat's success broke her
>>130230493Cool video, and the song is kinda catchy. 7/10
Now you gotta make it racist & shit. Fuck that, I'm off the brat train, it's gay now
>>130230908its shit
>>130231121kill yourself
>>130230493In case anyone is still deluded enough to think rock isn't a dying genre, the streetshitters getting involved in it should be all you need to see to come to terms with reality.
>>130230537>>130230552this is rock huh wow
>>130231615
I liked the faux guitar riff
Next time ask for the yungblud co-sign because...this is god awful. Just make brat again that shit made me feel like I was in batman beyond night clubs.
>>130230493more like charli dropped a shit
i think she was just experimenting around and trying something new but it just didnt work and sounds like diarrhea
>>130230967but she was making good music between this and brat
>>130230493Eugh.
>>130230493This is fucking shit
>>130231697Is it synthesis?
>>130230493Meanwhile, here's a tune you can dance to and rock out:https://youtu.be/SylF32J2g8k
>>130230874Party 4 u really is that girl
>wowI lost it already>I'm really banging my head>I'm really hurting my neckMy smile grows again>The nerve damage is real>But it's the only way to feel something>Hurt yourselfI'm fucking dead. What the fuck is this?
the latest artist to release an album of pure mediocritYe
HA-HA-HA the little baby summer children here don't understand that this song is ironic and made to sound horrible on purpose. YOU just got trolled! YOU suck at life!
>>130232380In case you're serious, nice cope, buddy.
You know an artist is going to hit you with something unique and deeply considered when they name it "[genre] music." Not going through the motions at all.
>>130230493complete garbage
Unironically one of the worst song since forever, and I like the girl
If she’s actually trolling then I gotta say that’s kinda funny. Unless it’s some, haha take that you smelly rockist boys, kind of trolling. I pretty much dislike her so I’m inclined to think it’s the latter, but maybe someone here could explain it better
have to assume it's just sort of an intro track to a real song that follows it on the album
>>130232972She's making fun of rock because rock is dead and also makes fun of EDM for being dead.Which in return appeals to absolutely no one.
>>130231909Uhm, Crash is fucking terrible.
Pitchfork acclaims Charli xcx new song ‘Rock Music’:“Charli XCX has always used arch presentation and extreme sounds to conceal a fundamentally earnest, romantic point of view, and beneath “Rock Music”’s shroud of heavily processed guitars, she advocates for creativity as a form of essential lifeblood…..The brief new single is a sonic leap for the pop star, but beneath the distorted guitars is a surprisingly poignant song about seeking out newness and staying inspired.”
>>130230493i love charli but this actually fucking sucksit's like a parody
>>130230493It's her most PC Music shit since those days. It's gonna age well.
holy shit this is so gas. fuck, she might be the best female artist of all time
>>130230696>addictive
>>130230493I liked it
>>130233106>creativity>sonic leap
>>130230493>Rock Music How quirky. I’m surprised it isn’t all lowercased. People will hear this and tell you that rock music isn’t dead. Fucking hell lol
Just going to roll my eyes slowly...but vehemently. So, soon green energy activists are bound to knock on my door in order to harvest that energy.
>>130232972>Unless it’s some, haha take that you smelly rockist boys, kind of trolling.I think she's doing that.>She also played the interviewer a track that contained both "heavily processed guitars" and the lyrics "I think the dancefloor is dead, so now we're making rock music": Vogue duly ran with the idea, trumpeting Charli xcx's "rock reinvention" in both the headline and on its cover and other news outlets picked up on the story – "CHARLI XCX CONFIRMS ROCK ALBUM". What one journalist tactfully called "heated discourse online from some fans and artists within the music industry" followed, eventually prompting the singer to respond, posting "a video of me making a song called Rock Music that is not actually rock music which is funny because I never said I was making a rock album".
I like choli but the song sounds lazy, half assed and trying to force a new meme
>>130230493Charli will take the rock game to a whole new level.By the time this era ends, she will be up there with David Bowie, U2, and The Beatles.
>>130234141>>130233812shes not making a rock album shes just trolling
>>130234265Because that would take an inkling of talent
>>130233857it definitely needed to turn up for the end and it didn't come close
>>130233812Which is funny because it’s eeffoc and it’s funny
Larpi XCX
>>130230493CHARLI FLOP ERA INCOMING
aight I listened to it again, not sure if its the over the top black and white vid or just liking Choli but I like it all right, the additional layers toward the end make it sound pretty good
>shes just trollingholy cope
Glad to see y'all agree with my boy Fantano https://youtu.be/SMppZAnbwWQ
Charli XCX - Crash 2: Crash Harderer
HOLY FUCK SHES COPING
>>130235318damn another blow to my nostalgia, i had a pretty cool upbringing but man it always could've been more fun, didn't last long enough
This just solidifies the fact that women can't be rockstars.
>>130235272He's being too political. He can't go too hard on her, but also clearly doesn't get it and thinks it sucks as a song. Fucking weak willed bitch. He also gave the new Kacey Musgraves a favorable review (7) comparing it to Golden Hour which he gave a 4. Disingenuous loser.
>>130235504they can its just that charlie knows nothing about rock music and is just being a cynical cunt
>>130235318>YOU DONT GET IT BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DO THESE RICH PPL THINGS!
Charli and her team are really stupid to abandon edm so quickly
>>130235559That's the perfect way to describe this. The whole thing feels extremely cynical considering she just came off her biggest success in her career, but that's usually her go-to move considering Crash came on the heels of her biggest stuff up to that point.
It's... not rock?
>>130235665that's the point (if you believe the marketing), she's simultaneously making and making fun of rock music
>>130235747>simultaneously making and making fun of rock musicThat has always worked before
This is Rock Music
>>130230493I didn’t like the lyrics but i like the sound im pretty sure she knows what she is doing here
It’s just 100 gecs lol
>>130235761yeah if you like not engaging with things it's a sound strategy
it just sounds like a charlie xcx song why are people freaking out
>>130236464Because Kamala isn't paying for bots to hype it up.
>>130235504PJ Harvey was primo in the 90s and oddly enough Choli looks very greased up like her in the video
>>130235318why are women so into vibes and so specific about it? i just need a beer and whatever turns into heaven on earth.woman is the goyim of the world.
>>130235318Embarrassing
>>130235318She's reminiscing
Its a song about the feeling of your thoughts reminiscing of the summer of 2013 but you don't quite know if the memories are corrupted from the original. Hence the use of rock music in the title but it barely sounds like the source and its mainly formless noise
>>130236464cause she's making it seem bigger than the song, the song sucks and she's telling everyone (literally >>130235318) you just don't get it, don't play dumb
>>130237332You are giving her far too much credit. She made a bad song and is coping.
>>130232345Makes no sense. Bully is another masterpiece like all Kanye albums.
"Elements of the past and elements of the future, combining to make something not quite as good as either!"
>>130235318
>>130230493She is trash and overrated.
>>130237332How fucking pretentious must you be to write this bullshit?
>>130235318Her, Billie and Sabrina always spew the most retarded shit I’ve ever heard
>>130230493I just want to see her tits
>>130230493I cannot read the comments on most videos anymore they make my soul hurt, look at the like ratio she's getting glazed and I need to die.
>33 years oldSounds like something a trust fundie teenager would put out randomly, akin to Friday by Rebecca Black or that hot girl problems song
>>130233106Os there a name for this pompous style of writing for music reviewers
>>130236042Better ironic lyrics and actually like a rock songhttps://youtu.be/UtfkrGRK8wA
>>130230493>1:59 rock song
>>130239494Actually, it sounds like what a modern adult song sounds like. If you want 33 yo music that sounds like it’s from the past, go listen to artists who were 33 in the 70s or something, grandpa
>>130239477everyone who wasn't on BRAT early is gonna over-correct and overrate this new stuff even if it sucks bad
>>130230493She didn't "drop" anything. Her 15 songwriters and producers did it for her.>>130230874None of this shit deserves to have a rating over 1.00>>130230967>>130231909>>130231834>>130232910>>130233167>>130233857>>130235272>>130235272Fucking faggots. You hate music.
>>130239299queen shit
>>130239635>She didn't "drop" anything. Her 15 songwriters and producers did it for her.Just because you say this about every female artist doesn't make it true anon, she's been producing since her teens and she's clearly very involved with the making of her music. Or are you saying we shouldn't blame her for the song being trash since she didn't no anything anyways?
>>130239593I mean that sure beats exposing myself to the retarded shit she’s putting out. Good idea, anon
>>130239299Lol. This nutjob is Charli’s biggest fan. Absolutely brutal self ownage by revealing herself to being even more of a washed, insecure schizoid with every passing year.
>>130230493song sounds like an unfinished demo.
It’s like a deconstructed idea of a rock song, it’s super raw and bare in its production, super intentional contrast in the loud and the quiet, is catchy, starts to build up to something and then just ends? It’s so jarring yet somehow I like it?
>It’s like a deconstructed idea of a rock song, it’s super raw and bare in its production, super intentional contrast in the loud and the quiet, is catchy, starts to build up to something and then just ends? It’s so jarring yet somehow I like it?
>>130230493I dont know who is she and i dont care what kind of woman names themselves Charlie is je a troon?
>>130237395>buh buh Bully a masterpiece! Ye is based, anyone who says differently is a woke lib tranny!Bully is mid at best, one of an ongoing series of releases that make it painfully obvious that Ye's creative well has long run dry.
