THIS CAKE IS THE GREATEEEEESTthing I ever ateCAN’T LIVE TO TOMORROWgotta gain some weight I’LL SCARF THESE FRIES DOOOOOOWWWWNNNNso I can gain pooooOOOOOUUUUUUNDS
>>130243432Fat
>>130243432you'll get old and fat too one day anon. except you'll be broke unlike billy
>>130243479Oh I know and I love Billy I just thought this was really funny I like the ones about Jim Morrison too
>>130243432Billy
Belly Corgan
>>130243432Pork and beans
Piiiiiig outDiiiiiig inDoesn’t matter if you get a double chinEaaaaaat foodYou can gain a lot of weight this yearCuz oreos GO GREAT WITH AN ICE CREAM CONEyes I knoooowwwwwWHOOOOO WANTS THAT HONEEEEEYYYYYLONG AS ITS INSIDE MY TUUUUUUUMMMMMYYYYYYWHOOOO WANTS THAT HOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEYYYYY
WHOWANTSHONEY!?
>>130243479Metabolism doesn't even slow as you age anon
Saw him live in like 2018 show was amazing, some of the best years of my life, kicked off with 1979 and proceeded to play some of his best material all night filled with jammy moments and cool videos like from his youth among other things
>>130244362I saw them in 2022 and they sounded great. My friends wanted to leave before the encore and up to that point they had played XYU as the encore so I was down to leave and beat traffic. On the way out I heard Silverfuck start and immediately ran back in and lost my mind it was awesome somebody recorded the whole thing too.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JL2YfQynUPQ&pp=ygUhU21hc2hpbmcgcHVtcGtpbnMgc2lsdmVyZnVjayBsaXZl
Shake Shack, 1979Skinny kids never have the time
>>130244548Grab a pizzaAt the stand that’s down the streeetCrumbs fallAt my feet
>>130244329you could not be more wrong
YA KNOW IM NOT THINYA KNOW IM YA KNOW IM NOT THINya know im not thinAll the pies That I eatAre covered inCool Whip CreamWEIGHTED DOWNPATIENTLYMountain DewYA KNOW IM YA KNOW IM NOT THINCuz I’m eating deep fried bread
>>130243432>Smashing Pumpkin Pie
Luna is underrated
>>130243515LOL
>>130245729LOL
>>130243932>>130245399Great thread Lmfao2 SP threads right now.../mu/ is healing...
DESPITE ALL MY WEIGHT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH FOOD ON MY PLATE
I look like that.
>>130244775Fatty cope. Drop the fries fatty
>>130248253Truth
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>>130248905CHEESE INJECT INmy burritoTHERES NO NUTRITIONon my shelfIM YOUR EATERI want a gyroIM THE WEIGHTIn your triple bypassSo get new chairsBecause we’re really gonna need emI’m eating a cherry pieYA GONNA FINISH THOSE FRIES?
>>130243432Smashing Scales
>>130243432I wanted mooooreThan chef could evvvver serve meeee
>>130251234MY BELLY STIIIIIINGS
>>130243432Mayonaise
>>130252517No one knoooowwwwssssWhere there cookies gooooooooIM THE ONE THATS IN YOUR KITCHENALWAYS EATING ALWAYS WISHINGfor mooooooorrrreeeeeeFILL MY POCKET FULL OF SAUCESGET ME A BAG OF FUEGO TAKISnooooooowwwwwww
you aint nothin but a hot dog frying all the time
shake shack, $19.79cold cuts with a side of fries
>>130252782Good one
>>130252576I got chills
>>130243479>you'll get oldthat's the hope>and fatno i won't. i have a modicum of discipline.
>>130254114that was Billy. show some respect.
here's a name you cannot forgether name is Guinness, yeahhh
>>130252576McDeeeeees the ooooonnnneee for meeeeeeeeIt’s all I really eat oh yeahMcDeeeeees the ooooonnnneee for meeeeeeeeEmptiness is hungriness And hungriness is stomachless And stomachless is lonelinessAnd my stomach’s emptyLet me eeeeeaaaaaaatttttttINTOXICATEDOn the snack packsI’m in love with My fat backFortune cookiesChicken bakersMy incisors chew the bacon fat
>>130257707Damn meant for >>130249291
>>130257707The last line should be “I chew the bacon while I drink sweet tea”
>I used to be a chubby boy>too fat to see my shoes>and what I chew is my choice>what's diet supposed to do>Diabetes in me is diabetes type two, my lard>order all of the menu
damn, it's been a while since we've had a good thread on /mu/Planned to goGet Mickey Ds and some YoohoosIce Cream ConesMy gut will balloonin June
>>130244442i saw them last year and it's fine, you can kinda tell they've been a pro for so long so it's a bit soulless since they didn't do much banter other than james spouting some unfunny nonsense. i kinda wished they put more of the deep cuts but it's kinda expected they played the hits since it's been 15 years since the last time they played here. i did enjoy the songs from their latest album though and it's kinda funny i probably was the only one who could sing them among the bunch. Pentagrams is goated.
