Coffins editionOLD: >>130236141FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
first for djent
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>20 secondsis that a record?>sinister dath???
>>130245953Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
My honest reaction to this thread
>>130245953Why do you continue to spam our threads? You never answered this question sis
>>130245955do these dudes still exist or have they been listening to Obzen for 20 years or what
>>130245982meant for >>130245960
>>130245992djentsissies trooned out
BLASTING
>oi guv black me'lle innit
>>130245995No, you had it right the first time lol
>>130246016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaVvUXlxC94
>>130246016>>130246019blastin' some bong metal
Artist: DJ DogmuncherAlbum: Haven't thought it up yetSong: Also haven't thought it up yet>And destruction upon the imbecile>Who hails their mutt as cute
summoning Bongman
>>130246049mutts are cute and you're an indian teenager
I wear a hugo boss belt that I think looks kewl and proudly wear. Anyway, I'm a women's man, no time to talk.
the jews fear disco
>>130246019I can't choose a favourite
>>130246054Incorrect on both accusations :)>>130246071Tomorrowland fire last year was sus for sure..
MORRIS DAY AND THE MOTHERFUCKIN' TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
>>130246092Not metal
Serbian AI metal is an illuminati death cult.
>saaaaaaaar that is not tru saaaaaaaaar :)))))))
>>130246107Anti-illuminati pro-truth cult more like ;)
Serbschizo is a freemason poisoning the wellHe does, in fact, actually own a dog too
>>130246128Maybe you should start being truthful about your agenda
>>130246116The AI in the Serbian AI metal stands for autistic indian.
>>130246104holy shit, didn't even realize until you pointed it outthank you soooooo much
boomers will never fucking die, will they?
>>130246147You're more than welcome, uneducated toddler
>>130246016
>>130246179
>>130246164uh, yeah they will, dude. everyone does
>>130245982>our
>>130246174any """norsecore""" hidden gem you can rec? (I know it's you)
>>130246195It does sound like him kek. He would never listen to anything but the same 6 bands he always has though.
>>130246131The May-sons wouldn't let me in. I ask too many awkward questions lol. Never owned a dog in my life, and never will also ;)>>130246135I'm truthful about my beliefs. Tell me, what do you think my 'agenda' is?>>130246138AI means Artificial Intelligence. Duhhh! xD
>>130246195>norsecore>gem, hidden or otherwisew h a t
>>130246138You mean Anti-Israel
>>130245949
>>130246194Kek
>>130246212>still saltywow, that's one resentful consoomer
>>130246228I remember listening to this while playing HOMM 3. Absolute shit riffless garbage. Literally.
Not a good look for simps
what's the name of that "new" babymetal chick? the one with the supposedly big tits?
>>130246264Fug Lee
>>130246228>>130246253wait I thought it was warp chambereh, I bet this is the same kind of shitty death metal
Olivia Rodrigo and Hel Pyre linked up!Need it or keep it??!
allright, back to the boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1uLMvsmvkTHE UNIVERSE IS DOWN FOR MY RAVE ATTACK
>>130246310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqMIs it this chick? THE WARRIOR! \\m//
>>130246322fuck off with this Eurovision bait bullshit
>>130246335>NOOOOOOO STOP POSTING GOOD MUSIC!!! THIS IS A V*RG GENERAL!!!
>>130246255>SLOOP
>>130246363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NsF532cflQQUEEN DIAMOND! FUCK KRISTIAN! \\m//
>>130246363>good
>>130246322not metal>>130246363>>>/mu/
>>130246371>"sorry babe, the face paint stays on during sex"
>>130246372>t. pebbles down the well enthusiast
>>130246380I'd find that hotter xD
FUCK YEAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnbZzUEpvs
>>130246383what does this even mean you meme loving fuck
>>130246400oh you are the "you fucking guy" guyI hate youfuck youalso you are low IQ and foreskinless
>>130246452Matthew hijacked that meme for a time so the original poster stopped doing. Many such occurrences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejw9pDVYvpMSO HERE I AM
>>130246471he also stole my "more like x amirite" gimmickfuck that guy
>>130246471>t. le original poster
TOOTH FAIRY!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzvQxQYKO88
>>130246502Nanowar is peak high IQ shitposting
CHIMPINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRi_hCXNYRo
>>130245955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6TPL_fgUsc
>>130246485...That isn't original at all
>>130246508Love alot of their stuff! Big influence for me doing the AI generations also :D Bad Lip Reading is great also, although they never really did any metal. Still great and hilarious though xDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WQKhtBQKGQ
>>130246581you're not original you fucking guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4R1X3Yytc0california...CURSED
HAIL GEHENNA! \\m// Once Sarcana left they became shit though xDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFzccrk42eI
>>130245949People will really complain about being born in the wrong generation when Serbian AI metal Saturdays exist
Looking for those old 90s death metal records that aren’t the basics. I’ve already heard Death, Morbid Angel, Obituary, etc. give me some cult classics.
>>130246706Cannibal Corpse
>>130246310Those panties are soaked. Must've seen a metalhead
>>130246706the latest Dismember album, it's their best>nb4 cope>inb4 hurr durr
Poppy
>>130246790Sloppy
GWAR is one of those bands you namedrop to seem cool, but nobody actually listens to them in private
>>130246293Disingenuous question
>>130246942Answer the fucking question or Dave gets it
>>130246964Pull the trigger
>>130246964That's 4 daves
>>130246979eat shit
how do I pretend to be a chad while performing if I'm a complete loser virgin?
>>130247036
>>130247025Megabald
>>130246790What speed was she traveling at when she hit the wall?
>>130247135Whenever she started making metal
>>130246706>Death, Morbid Angel, Obituaryall garbage
>>130246739Anon, it really isn't>>130246878>GWAR>coolin what world
>>130246706judging by the pic you posted I'm guessing you'll like some lesser known old school swedeath
>>130247222>Anon, it really isn'tlike an ever flowing stream is one of the most overrated albumsopen your mind and stop being a plebhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa8kZz_hAaYIRONSWEAT AND BLOODÖÜGH
>>130247259k
>>130247243one more, because I'm nice
>>130247277I accept your concessionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYdioIlHs74
>stop being a pleb and enjoy this overhyped, microwave-reheated piece of generic swedeath that would've sounded hilariously outdated 20 years ago
>>130247036women can literally smell virgins, they can literally sniff out the awkward shyness and brutally ostracize them
>>130246363This is a Varg general
>>130247318nonsensical reply>>130247308have a third
>>130247323retard
>>130247347that's a hell of a fetish you have, anon
more I post here the more I realize how much of a delusional loser den this place isyou know fuck about shitfuck youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlQCQ2YyUFU
>>130247413not metal
>>130247413Many people are saying this
>>130247352Correct.
>r-retard!!!!!!!
>>130247413>not posting Overkill - The Nightmare Continuesget the fuck out of my general
>>130247413Yes, the more you post here the more of a loser den it becomes.You know everything about shit because your cock and mouth is covered in it.
Black Sabbath confirmed not metal. Sex is not metal.
>>130247484It was very sexual for Bill because Sharon Levy kept fucking him.
>>130247476Weird vocaroo loser
>>130247484Iommi hates metal, he thinks it's cringe and is liked by losers
I'm ballin' now (Stop), yeahJust like Kobe
>>130247503>he knows*
beats, tits, hairy pussies and metalYEAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1uLMvsmvk
>>130247640only two (2) of those things are based
>There's Electric Callboy discussion on /mu/>It's just a sperg who spams it so everybody hates themOh... ok...
>>130247661Based deaf poster
what an absolutely grim thread; dire even
Grim and frostbitten thread
this thread bites alright
I just roke up
>>130247794All the best bands are affiliated with satan
Absolute and total unequivocal Portuguese BM supremacy
>>130246016RATATATA
>>130247768>>130247789>>130247794Needs more vocaroos.
130247715it's just my delusion, yeah yeah
>>130247837Please stop. Im a big fan of theirs and this behavior is cringe.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>what Babymetal fans see after the noose tightens
>>130247890Japan's metal scene will always be a disaster. 40 years and they only have like four great bands to show for it
HH
haters gonna HATE
>>130247919HHH
>>130247919
holy shit boys, haven't heard this in about 15 yearsI CLOSE MY EYES INIS MONAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o
>>130246016Picrel. Shit's pretty good.>>130247929Still haven't checked this out. Will do so in a bit I guess.
>>130247908Early Sigh was peak though
>>130246016(g)old
>>130245969chewable nips
>>130248001Kek
>>130248033Daaamn she bad doe
for me, its immolation
>>130248049Definitely and that's why they are one of the four!
>>130247908>four great bandsThat's right: G.I.S.M., Doom, Corrupted and Birushanah.
>>130248131nah bro; X Japan, Ningen-Isu, Sabbat, and Gonin-Ish
>>130248131>>130248193Very funny, idiots. The post was clearly alluding to Sabotage Organised Barbarian, Catasexual Urge Motivation, Gore Beyond Necropsy, and Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ.
For me it's Boris.
>>130248316well, it was fun while it lasted
>>130248327Kys fag
>>130248343You're a sad sack of shaky glands and will never be satisfied with your life or happy with yourself
hey /meal/ whaddya think of my list of ABSOLUTE TOP FAVS of ALL TIME?? Pretty neat, huh?
>>130248465Could use some more RIFFS.
>>130248472there's eleven albums' worth of riffs right there, silly
>>130248363Correct.
>>130248472
>>130248262basedpicrel hat I bought in tokyo a few months ago
Smoking dope & blasting Vulvodynia. Life is good.
>>130248511Cringecore fashion
>>13024850110/10 no notes>>130248523poorfag
>>130248523where do you think we are, lass?
>>130248544I'm a dude and I think you're lesser than me
>>130248537If you think that looks cool you're mentally deficient
Varg's Gen A daughter cute!!!!
>>130248587literally never said anything about what the hat looks like, just called you poor, you resentful envious little poorfag
>>130248600pedophile
>>130248615I said she's cute not that I'm sexually attracted to her. Think it it like your anime girls.
>>130248634>Think it it like your anime girls.pedophile
do we think hidden louie touches his children in their no-no parts? y/y?
>>130246016feelin' down.
post aoty
>>130248607Oh cool because that hat's lame as fuck
>>130248659I've got this on a shirt.
>>130248677
>>130248634You really do get worse by the day don't you?
>>130248677not much going this year so far, really
>>130248721can't get worse than being a pedophile
>>130248781ew, ew ew
Canadian war metal bands?
>>130248801yeah
>>130248801what about them, friend?
>>130248801HEIL.
>>130248848Cringe loser spotted
>>130248864Take your meds.
>>130248884kill yourself
>>130248888Way ahead of you bud.
REMINDER: Dissonance is not metal, or music for that matter. We hate dissoslop, unriffs, antiriffs, pseudoriffs, and all other false riffs here. Only melodic tremolospam is real.
>>130248908>he can't into ear rapeKWAB
>>130248781Better than Where Shadows Forever Reign but the new singer is still a dork compared to Magus Caligula.
>>130248888Good post
Loww
IQ metal bands?
Only the purest Aryan soul can comprehend the full might of KAEVUM - ULTRA and KAEVUM - KULTUR
>>130248908>Dissonance is not metalWell duh, it's an element of composition, specifically harmony, not a music genre. Who thinks cadences are jazz? Who goes around saying "counterpoint is hungarian folk"?
>>130249191Stop replying to yourself you fucking loser
>>130249174>AryanI didn't know Kaevum made music for poo-in-loos
>>130249203Friendly reminder to take your medication!
>>130249191Typical dissoslopilpul
>>130249174can't be too powerful if it can only affect a specific group of (fictional) people
>>130249224Gesundheit
>>1302492581488 to you too friend
>>130249237Metal's just dungeons and dragons music at the end of the day
>>130249468racist d&d
>>130249598I'm a high elf
>>130249203you are right
>>130249697Many are saying this
>>130249670I'm a Grand Dragon
>>130248465Written in waters is so good. Really makes me wish I could find more like it. It has a black metal vibe but isn’t afraid to groove the fuck out. And I’m a sucker for well-executed unconventional vocals. That album really wow’d me the first time I heard it, and has held up to revisits
>>130249931That's one way of saying you're really fat
Metalheads are some of the heaviest music fans because they're so busy digging through all the great music there genre has to offer
>>130249938What are well educated vocals?
>>130250018Jute Gyte
I am an avowed NSBMchud but Svolder genuinely sucks and I don’t understand how anyone thinks they sound like either GBK or Muhammad Pedophile. It’s just riffless
>>130250027Shalom
I'm a black man and Vothana is my favorite band, what is wrong with me?
>>130250053You're a mentally ill and possibly schizophrenic white guy
>>130250027I don't care for Svolder either but that one Blood Libel album rules.
>>130250122Would listen but Canadian metal is off the map for me at this point.
when are the chuds at metal archives going to add babymetal and slipknot
>>130249938>more like itFriend, I've been looking for a couple of decades now, and there is nothing like it. Some stuff comes close, Virus being the no doy choice, as well, I guess, as latter Dødheimsgard. Other than that, there's Fleurety's second album, I Left The Planet, Kaatharia, Taarenes Vaar/Manimalism, Whirling, Smile Carved Sour, Apochryphal Voice, Delirium Bound, Dreams Of The Drowned, Yurei, and Alfa Obscura (many of these closer to Virus than to VBE really) but nothing quite like Written In Waters. We'll just have to deal with the fact that there really is nothing like it.
>>130249986Indeed, heil.
>>130250200>>130250225when they start making metal, maybe (not a guarantee when it comes to the archives)
Yum.
>>130250264Creepy canadian vocaroo freak
>>130250300I have literally never listened to a single Within Temptation song
>>130250277The only good part about the archives are the metal discussions
>>130250342that's abysmally sad
>>130246039based
>>130250354And yet not as sad as the state of this general
>>130250462>t. metallumcuck
Why would anyone want to browse the metal archive forums and read unhinged tranny rants
>>130250487I don't like either much sorry
>>130250632yet here you are, and posting there too probably
>>130250654Sorry did you say something
>>130250891yeah
hey let's post some live shows we likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCK4XMq5BkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8zQK-ew4c4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svF-Jax25DAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJqPN0orgBA <--this is probably the gig I'd choose to be in if I could go back in time for one
>>130251178whoops left one outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNKZ7dsxeBQthe album is well known but the video has extra tracks and of course the wonderful shock value
>>130251178>>130251191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWuJC9rsRNc
1970-1978: Doom metal era1978-1984: NWOBHM era1984-1991: Thrash/glam metal era1991-1997: Groove metal era1997-2004: Nu-metal era2004-present: Metalcore/djent era
>>130251280almost entirely wrong; don't embarrass yourself like that againAlso glam metal is not metal, it's just hard rock in drag
>>130251289goes without saying that mallcore and djen aren't either
>>130251178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPcfeO10tWc
>>130251294truly the most finnish shit ever, all that's missing is someone holding a beer just coming out of a sauna
>>130251294>literal mallcore
Post the most unlistenable schizobabble garbage you can think of
>>130248916based and morbid florist pilled
>>130251902Jute Gyte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7ys5le_vWY
>>130251245that on'es a banger
>>130245960Is it good or bad?
>>130251902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7oHoc_1ucs
>>130253353filtered
>>130253361Tbh a lot of the piano playing is legitimately good
>>130251902Liturgy
>>130250338what a fucking whore
>>130253405sketchy banddelete that image right now
>>130253392Aesthethica is a legitimately good record though.
>>130253402is that any way to talk to a lady?
>>130253561My wife BTW
booba metal
>>130253622Epica sucks tho.
yyyyeah, finna coom
>>130246706
Hating women = metal
>>130254334mating*
>>130254334>>130254380fellating*
>>130254430but that's gay
>>130254480Not if you pee on her first.
Black metasl transman here. Got beaten up at the Behemoth concert because of my sexual orientation. Fuck metal.
>>130254683>Behemoth concertSo you were beaten up by other trannies?
Stop the hagposting
>>130245969I just wanna coom, bros
>>130246706at this point they're beyond a caricature of themselves
>>130255012>calls it pre-historic>poses with an agricultural toolsmհ my head fr
>>130254927I could help with that ;)
>>130255113Serbian Anal Intercourse spammer freak
>>130255012whoops meant to quote >>130246016
>>130250342someone on the cringecyclopaedia just gave Morbid Visions a 10%
>>130255523because that's a pretty shitty album
>>130250259haven't heard of a number of these, thanks
I like Shining. Don’t care who knows
>>130255655t. 50-year-old babymetal enjoyer
>>130255689fuck yeah brother
Evil army - Evil army
>>130255786Have you had enough of posting about women, you insufferable sperger handicapped fuck?
>>130255866You're the one sperging out. Also take your meds.
>>130255866Women are beloved here
>>130255925Correct.
>>130255904>>130255925I prefer actual women way more than those fags you keep posting
>>130255949Give us an example lass.
>>130255941Ugly, stop
>>130256260>>130256260>>130256260>>130256260>>130256260
