Did you know /our beloved Love/ traveled to the future only to post on 4chan his lookism problems?He was looking for a way to cure baldness in the sixties and to become the great savior of all bald men in the world. Love is really the greatest. What a humble soul. He even created a time machine to solve such an issue that killed many men throughout mankind's history. I can't believe such a good man could even exist.
Uhhh Briancels? Our response?https://youtu.be/PejT7jp7_o0
>>130255515MPB simply makes you look like a man. If you don't like it, consider skipping finasteride and going straight to 100mg spironolactone/daily + 4mg estradiol enanthate injections/weekly.
>>130255728Til I Die mogs
Mike Love had always been a strong man. He was the strongest in his town, and he was determined to be the strongest in the world.So when the announcement came that the Strongest Man in the World contest was coming to town, Mike Love was determined to win. He trained hard for months, pushing himself to the limit, and when the contest finally arrived, he was ready.The competition was fierce, but Mike Love was determined to win. He lifted the heaviest weights, ran the fastest races, and did all the other tasks with ease. By the end of the contest, Mike Love had won the title of Strongest Man in the World.The crowd cheered as Mike Love was presented with the trophy. He was also presented with a bouquet of pretty ladies, who he gladly accepted.But the crowd was not done yet. As Mike Love was about to leave the stage, they started to chant, "Kokomo! Kokomo!"Mike Love smiled and began to sing the beloved Beach Boys hit, "Kokomo." The crowd cheered and sang along.Meanwhile, at the back of the stage, a fat loser named Brian Wilson was seething with jealousy. He had yelled at the beginning of the contest that he was the strongest, but he had not been able to lift even a stick with bite sized marshmallows on its ends.But Mike Love was happy. He had won the Strongest Man in the World contest and the pretty ladies, and he had sung his favorite Beach Boys hit for the crowd. Life was good.
>>130256199Woah...That's amazing...
Mike Love
bumpARUBA!
>>130256199>and he had sung his favorite Beach Boys hit for the crowd.That song? Wind Chimes
in defence of Mike i have to say that the lyrics of SMiLE are pretty retarded
>>130260909I jokingly support mike mostly because it’s fun, and brian was obviously the genius, but if I was in his shoes I would probably react the same to how nutty brian got with the music
Brian Wilson had been eating more cheeseburgers than usual that morning, and he was feeling a bit bloated. He decided to take a break and sit down on the couch. Little did he know, that this would be the last time he would ever see his beloved pet dog, Banana.Suddenly, Brian let out a loud and foul fart that echoed throughout the house that lasted 30 seconds, he screamed "HOOO BOY THAT'S A SMELLY ONE!" before he heard a yelp coming from below his couch. He rushed over to find Banana lying on the floor, lifeless. Brian screamed in horror at what he had done, "Who am I supposed to have sex with now?!"Just then, Mike Love walked in with his brand new pet tiger, and started pointing and laughing at Brian: "Aww look at the little baby crying over his poor wil dog, boo hoo hoo!", Mike said mockingly. But before Brian could respond, the tiger lunged forward and viciously began to devour Banana. Blood and guts sprayed everywhere as Brian screamed in terror. The tiger ripped off chunks of fur and flesh from Banana's body as it gorged itself on the poor animal's remains.Brian was left standing there in shock, unable to comprehend what had just happened. He had just killed his beloved pet in one foul fart, there was nothing he could do to bring him back, and now he couldn't even give him a proper burial. All he could do was stand there and weep for his lost friend.
>>130261189Libelous statement
Daddy Nike
>>130255515Love is Love.
here we dont fuck with the formula...GOT IT?
Cryin Brian kneeling
ADD POOPOO TO CHEESEBURHER*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*OH NO, I'M FEELING SICKI FUCKED WITH THE FORMULA AND NOW I'M PAYING THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!MIKE LOVE SAVE ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
Gonna be fighting off bitches with my Smiley Smile t shirt
>>130265140What message were you trying to convey?
>>130269505
Aruba.
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