>invents speed metal>invents thrash metal
>>Invents Speed Metal
>invents metallica
>invents revenge
>>130281318>W-What? No warning?>No second chance?
>>130281318>>130281337WHADDA'YA MEAN I'M KICKED OUT THE BAND?TELL ME SOMETHING, I STILL GET ROYALTIES...RIGHT?
>>130281104>Other metallers wearing black jeans>Dave wears white jeans BASED
>>130281104>invents *holds nose* OOOUGHWAAHHH
>>130281104>invents MIGRAINE HEADACHES
>>130281163
>>130281104
>>130281474Dave was more of a glam rocker
>>130283489The worst about that was that awful, fried hair.
>>130281163>Invents Rock 'N' Roll
>>130281104that’s venom
>>130285682lol
>>130285682True
>>130281104>>130281180>invents getting kicked from Metallica
>>130281163>Invents speed
>>130285682op has probably never heard of venom
>invents metal
>>130285682>invents black metal
>>130286400Dave did nothing wrong! He was too based and too cute for Metallica.