When did you realize that Madonna was a literal Gigastacy in the 80s and prolly mogs your fav current female celeb crush?
>>130281423The only thing I know about Madonna, is that she took some pictures with her bush out back '79 or so, to me, she sold out after that
>>130281423Last night I slept with San PedroWhat did she mean by this
>>130281423My Aunt used to dress like her and sell METH to everyone. Don't say: we all knew her.>RIP AUNT NIKKI
https://youtu.be/0F6y0fWLLjQ
>>130281423>big earrings>big necklaces>a lot of makeupyou know what that means
>>130281423yea there's a reason she was the biggest bbc slut of all time
>>130281423>celeb crushI don’t have one of those. I’m not a retard.
>>130281423Nah natively she was a fenga papit autist who wanted fame to get her social revenge for being a social turd during her young years
>>130281535She never married a black tho, she's performative
>>130281678She sure used to sing about religiously sucking nigger dick though, and she also happened to make it one of the greatest songs of all time. It was me and my ex's "our song" once upon a time >https://youtu.be/PCrnwywJrKg
>>130281647really. Madonna was a nerdlet, she was never a Stacy in high school.
>>130281769That's how she was able to understand what was really sexy and what wasn't
>>130281769she was a cheerleader I think. dude just wants to fantasize that high school social hierarchies don't continue into adulthood.she wasn't as drop dead gorgeous as a teen as some are making her out to be above, but was still a solid 8 or 7.5 at least. there's literally almost no way for a female like that not to be popular in high school.
>>130281769now Olivia Newton-John was a generic Stacy, just a pretty bubble brain who sang whatever lyrics songwriters gave her
>>130281896Nerdlet being a relative term here because almost any girl unless she's literally deformed can get a date in high school if she wants it.
>>130281896She wasn't a full blown whore before 1984, you could tell that was still exciting for her
>>130282013So like Sabrina Carpenter today?
>>130282917Sabrina Carpenter is a disgusting scientology test tube baby
>>130282013She was an akward nerd girl when she startedShe even did punk for a while to blend in with the other low-self-esteem yungs
>>130282935Exactly, that was long before her massive breakthrough at the 1984 MTV Video Music Awards, which was clearly exciting for her
>>130282935>https://youtu.be/gkSxhG4cbPoGreat show
>>130282935wow she can't sing in tune. worse than billy corgan
>>130281423You have poor taste, there is a long line of just 80s pop singers more beautiful than her. I've always found her very overrated in both looks and music, I dont care for her voice, and she is extremely trashy and unlikable to boot.Three singers that absolutely mog the shit out of her in every way:https://youtu.be/Yrk8p-Icjjs?si=5s6tJhAlspUt8GI8https://youtu.be/0qvtAVvfAGU?si=3I-JpJYVQTZuwR1_https://youtu.be/t3aSY0MNvTs?si=ANvkGkKqWRGgssa7
>>130283253Madonna was not considered a 'great beauty' at the time. She was popular with boys, but what made her unique was her MASSIVE popularity/fashion influence/etc. with girls and women. That's what set her apart from other female singers who were attractive but never became massive cultural icons, like Terri Nunn of Berlin or something (though her racoon/halo hair has kind of returned).
>>130281423https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbH-VVG8pgY&ra
>>130282935what exactly is your definition of nerd? Madonna was clearly trading on her good looks and broad sex appeal to advance her career.now, Lisa loeb from the early 90's had a nebbish nerdy librarian vibe.
>>130281423Her voice is so weak and characterless, the hits she had would’ve been more interesting if done by many other female singers of the time.
>>130283927Berlin didn't go anywhere because they didn't make good albums and their music was too geared to Europe rather than Americans.
>>130283927she was a nerd who knew a lot about classic Hollywood and cabaret. most of her contemporaries like Belinda, Sheena, the Bangles chick, etc were generic Stacys who just sang whatever a producer put in front of them and had minimal intelligence.
Uhm since I was born? Thats like saying when did you realize Michael Jackson was the king of pop and a weirdo at the same time
>>130287271It follows that one of Madonna's heroes was Peggy Lee who was also somewhat of a nerd girl perfectionist with things
>>130287271>most of her contemporaries like Belinda, Sheena, the Bangles chick, etc were generic Stacys who just sang whatever a producer put in front of them and had minimal intelligence.That's like Taylor Swift, except we're supposed to pretend that she somehow isn't an 80 IQ producer's puppet.
>>130281647Holy fuck shes ultra cute in that photo, modern pop stars could never
