What do they listen to?
Scientology era Linkin Park
>>130281548stomp clap hey millennial shit
Whatever is given to them through their algorithmic slop feeds. So probably whatever incredibly popular artist is slacking in streaming revenue
Radiohead and Mitski, cmon man
>>130281571glam, thrash, heavy, death, black metalt. millennial
>>130281635meant to reply to OP, fuck
>>130281635Not a chance, those genres have testosterone
>>130281548crim3s and crystal castles(left), s4lem(right)
>>130281661also grimes for both
>>130281548She: Taylor Swift, Adele, BeyonceHe: Maroon5, David Guetta or if he really wants to look edgy GSYBE
>>130281653i unironically boosted my testosterone from 250 to 600 thanks to /fit/
>>130281548Modest Mouse
this archetype as almost become based and cool, solely because of how much of an irrational hatred redditors have for it
>>130281758>guys with wives they have sex with and fulfilled social lives are cool againTime is a flat circle chuds get used to it
>>130281758but quirk chungus and man child are the redditors...
>>130281772Redditors post about shit where they type and think and use effort. Irony is dead. Thinking and caring about stuff is cool again.
INXS
>>130281807Fuck yeah. Michael Hutchinson could really sang them hooks, m8
>>130281685Wrong. She listens to kpop and jpop and he listens to power metal and daft punk.
>>130281819>daft punkdoubtagree with the rest
Everything I hate because it makes me feel validated in my hatred of strawmen caricatures
>>130281548I used to date quirk chungus. Animevideogame music, "nostalgic" pop punk and emo from 2007 (cause she missed on being a whore back then and wants to be one now) and a couple surprising things like pg.99 and City of Caterpillar.Her brain is cooked nowadays tho and music has become just noise to avoid the silence, pure background, utilitarian noise.
>>130281908I actually like those things so I'm going to portray you as the strawmen caricatures designed to be able to slot in anyone I dislike instead. What are you going to do about that you fucking cuck
>>130281921>dated an interesting person>uses "whore" unironically>liked pg.99 and city of caterpillarI think you might've just become a square, anon
this part makes me laugh every time
>>130281954Nah, she was very shallow and empty and used to fill that emptiness with a new monthly obsession, then proceeded to spend a gazillion dollars on merch/books/whatever and stuff it all away when [new obsession] appeared.The comic literally says whore, I was referencing that. She did act like a slutty teenager tho, getting drunk and trying to kiss her girl friends in public and getting a bunch of tattoos out of nowhere, which is cute when you're 16-19 but she was a 29yo woman with an office job who decided to have a second puberty/adolescence.It was a pretty toxic relationship to be completely honest, partially my fault cause I suffered from very low self esteem and depression and latched onto her. She knew that I was nothing without her and acted accordingly.Wouldn't change a thing tho, everything I've been through made me who I am today and I'm honestly a much happier person and still a /mu/tant at heart, I just got into Asobi Seksu and Rope Sect, good shit.
>>130281548Neil CiciriegaWeenPrimusWeird AlSouth Park albums
>>130282236yea i'm not reading all that
>>130281548Men will fuck anything so you can be a whore at any age
>>130281987Every nerd wants to be a slut/manwhore even if they pretend to not want it, that's why autistic bdsm sex exists
>>130281857They've absolutely watched a torrented Interstella 5555 on his laptop while cuddled up on the futon. Guaranteed.>source: me and my quirk chungus, still mad about the tire screeching sound effects that were added in Voyager
anime soundtracks and japanese jazz fusion
>>130281987That was the truest part of the image. I've met many SJW-adjacent liberal white wahmen that have le quirky personality but also sprinkles it with loads of dumb sex innuendos and other bizarre euphemisms.
>>130281548She's listening/watching the Eurovision competition on TVHe's listening/watching KEXP and Tiny Desk concerts on YouTubeThey share the fun ones with each otherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1soThey're not bad people. They're trying to stay current, but a curated, cultivated current; they're too tired for the underground these days.
>>130281548right listens to video game soundtracks and beatlesleft listens to normie rap like drake and pop
Considering that my boss is the guy on the right and I have a coworker who is basically the girl on the right, the following:Man Child listens to whatever the algorithm on Spotify tells him to. If he's feeling like he wants to "rock out", he'll play some real heavy music like Imagine Dragons or oneRepublic. He is unable to distinguish AI slop from human-made music.Quirk Chungus listens to Disney soundtracks, electro swing, Queen's greatest hits, They Might Be Giants, Tally Hall, Jonathan Coulton... anything that makes her normie self feel like she's a real nerd(TM).
>>130285219girl on the left - shit
The worst part is my GF is definitely on the left and I can feel myself becoming the guy on the right. I'm becoming a hollow vessel
>>130285552Eh whatever you’re probably happier than most anyway
>>130281685IMAGINE DRAGONS, NU-DISCO POP, ANYTHING WITH A BOOM-BOOM CLAP SOUND OR A SAD PIANO AND CHEESY VOCALS
>>130281548man exclusively video game soundtracksgirl most definitely just garbage whatever was popular in Coachella in 2016
>>130285552you don't have a girlfriend. where do you think you are?
>>130282346>still mad about the tire screeching sound effects that were added in VoyagerI've watched it enough that I remember when that part's coming. It's the horrible edit at the end of Digital Love that I'm never ready for
>>130281548AJJ, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Arcade Fire, the token black Kendrick Lamar, Jack Stauber, Lemon Demon/Neil Cicierega, Tally Hall and all that.
>>130281548It is never late to become a whore
