How do I hook up with the cute blonde zoomie who works at a drive thru I go to frequently? I'm 35 years old but I'm not sure if that matters. What should I do bros? .
>>130305292Just ask her out, and don't be weird and it.
>>130305292lay some of that red rocket rizz on her
>>130305292I fucked her OP. She doesn't even know who you are lol.
>>130305357Let me suck the pussy juice off your cock.
>>130305596Woah wtf that's gay OP. Why would you say this?
OP she sharted poop chunks onto her thong and that shit leaked out and rolled down her thigh.
>>130305292If you're trying to get with someone who is 10 years younger than you, don't be surprised if she thinks you're a creep for trying. Maybe you might get lucky and find out she's into giys way older than her, but most Zoomer chicks don't like age gaps this wide because of all the adult men who would've left a bad impression when trying to get with them back when they were teenagers.
>>130305731Depends. If you are an inexperienced older guy and you are open about it, they actually like that, if you’re attractive. Bonus points if you’rs still a virgin, if you’re attractive.
>>130305596Wtf?
>>130305292Just be yourself
>>130305292approach her as she's getting into her car after work and show her your collection of flex cuffs, tape, and condoms
>>130305624You hooked up with her. So what? It’s time to hook up with you.
>>130305292Assuming she’s a barista what you should do is get the coffee from her, quickly roofie it and then hand it back to her telling her to take a sip saying that it tastes funny and you want her to try it. When she passes out behind the counter pull out your gun and say she’s yours and then take her away nobody will fuck with you and when she wakes up she’ll be in love with you it’s that easy.
